“No one is suggesting you go to Comeniti.
I mean no one.
Please don't go to Gameniti.
If you agree with this, please skip the following paragraphs.
Is anyone still here?
OK
remaining friends.
with me.
Take a deep breath.
Breathe in.
Breathe in.
Inhale as deeply as you can.
suck.
suck.
suck.
Then exhale.
Exhale.
vomit.
vomit.
vomit.
vomit.
Exhale - breath.
You can spit a little more.
Now I count three numbers——
1
2
3
3
3
I say 3.
I said 3.
So now——
Hello.
Hello! ! !
You guys——
A true brave man, an adventurer, a violent maniac, a desperado, a gambler, a scientific madman, a road fool, a sleepwalker, one of the clones that is too far away, a social outcast, a new god, a dream-scraper, a people's activist, a fool , victim of fateful spell, accidental teleportation failure, lone wolf, egalitarian, rock star, grossly underperforming salesman, arcanist, psychosis, sign-in compulsion, skeptic, roadside kid who suddenly becomes self-aware Stone——
Guys who insist on knowing whether one plus one equals two, guys who insist that one plus one must equal forty-two, guys who don’t care about anything, guys who refuse to accept anything, guys who try to take over everything, guys who want Guys who give up everything, guys who are fearless, guys who are afraid of everything, guys who are empty-headed, guys who explode inside -
Hello.
Hello! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Gameniti welcomes you! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Ahem.
Now that we've reached this point, we must ignore the obvious:
You can only enter Gameniti if you die.
Then we must assume this extremely small possibility under normal circumstances:
You really want to go to Comeniti.
Travel, sweep, daze, wander, mine, make friends, lick the floor, look up the dictionary, do crafts, measure geology, die, feel love, bring destruction, lend a helping hand, enhance magic, fill up hair, assassinate the president (Friendly reminder, Comeniti has no president), evade depigmentation, replenish the amount of brown in your vision, or whatever.
No matter what you're here for.
I believe you may have some common sense about this place before coming here.
Don't tell me you don't.
Don't tell me you know nothing.
Ahem.
joke.
If you knew everything, that would be a real disaster.
Breathe in.
Breathe in.
Breathe in.
I'm talking about myself.
Because I'm going to use all my strength——
Tips for you lovely guys.
Gameniti information.
Now I count three.
Biu~
I'm done counting.
The following is common sense level information:
The essence of Comeniti is actually a two-star concentration camp where souls are stored, managed, and processed.
I believe you already know what I'm talking about.
No, don’t rush into comparing yourself.
The point is not how many stars it is.
The point is, it is now the only soul concentration camp in Chaos Hell.
Concentration camps on a plane are mutually exclusive, I think you know.
Have you ever seen a tadpole? I mean the kind that has a black ball on one side and a short tail on the other, and will turn into a frog when it grows up.
Have you ever seen a frog?
No. No. Forget about the frog.
I couldn't fit everything into this book.
Where were we?
tadpole.
right.
Let me tell you something about tadpoles.
If you put a lot of tadpoles in a teacup (have you ever seen a teacup?), they will eat each other. This is what a concentration camp for the soul is like.
I mean tadpoles, not teacups.
The soul concentration camp is like tadpoles, eating each other's things.
I think you smart people must have guessed it.
I got it.
For a plane, everyone can work together to build a shared soul concentration camp. Then manage it together to standardize it and reduce waste and conflicts.
What I mean is:
From the very beginning, there was only one tadpole in the teacup.
From the very beginning, only one soul concentration camp was established.
This is what the angels of the Source of Order do.
They always do it right, nice and neat, it's just annoying.
But obviously, not all planes can be done right, good and neatly, which is why the source of order hates it.
Don't worry.
Let's talk about the things that everyone is concerned about now.
Things about Chaos Hell.
In the teacup of Chaos Hell——
There are too many guys who want to put in the tadpoles, and there are too many guys who want their tadpoles to win.
So too many tadpoles were eaten.
I almost forgot——
Does anyone care about these eaten tadpoles?
I count to three——
Okay, no.
Then let's continue.
In the chaotic hell, the last remaining tadpole is——
I said sweet, you said niti.
Okay?
Gamenity.
Comenity, the tadpole that won in the end, ate the other tadpoles, turned into a frog, and ate the guy who put it in the teacup, and the guy who put the other tadpoles in the teacup.
Of course, this was many, many years ago.
Most of what happened many, many years ago is no longer important.
But the reason why I still mention it here is because of the remaining, important part of it.
Or to put it another way -
All right.
Start by asking a question.
When you eat your fellow man, what's left?
This question might be well answered by a vertebrate material creature, so I'll reveal the answer quickly.
the answer is:
Scumbag.
In the round belly of Comeniti, an ownerless frog, there were a lot of dregs that originally belonged to other tadpoles.
These scum are usually creatures, rules, or overall institutions that originally belonged to other ancient soul concentration camps.
After being annexed by Comeniti, they continued to function according to their original design.
If they are not lucky enough, they will conflict with the original creatures, rules, and institutions. This is true even though Gameniti has a strong digestive capacity.
There are some foreign scum that have been integrated into the complete structure of Gamenity, such as the 'storage room' that contains soul fragments, and the 'mine' that contains yin iron.
But the 'Grindstone Team' has been competing with the 'Welfare Office' for the position of official law enforcement agencies.
This is not the fault of either party, these agencies are all designed to be the sole enforcers, just in a different tadpole.
It's just that in Comeniti, the "Grindstone Group" is just scum.
Although they don't know it.
Because we can feel the call of the same rules, whenever the 'Humble Gardener' is dispatched, a 'Little Momo' will also be dispatched.
Be more careful with these "scum" than with the native tissue of Gamenity. They are completely unstable.
That's why you should only put a tadpole in a teacup.
All right.
These accusations are of no avail today.
Please breathe in together.
Exhale.
Look forward.
That's why this guide exists.
For you in hell to be able to look forward. "
——"The Hitchhiker's Guide to Chaos Hell"
