Liu Ruxiang's hand was extremely stable. She moved her steps slightly and hung the weight in her hand high above Fang Xiaomei's head. She took out a dagger with her other hand, looked up at the treetops in the sky, and shouted: "Tang, Ge , Patriarch Zhou Yuan, the four kings of Tu, Zao, She and Lei, the five marshals Zhao, Ma, Deng, Xin and Guan, the kings of the twelve palaces, the seventy-two prime ministers, and the gods from all walks of life are on top, and Liu Ruxiang, a descendant of the Liu family of Yumen, is here When the altar is opened, there are many people who clashed with each other to worship the three animals in the past, and now they are asking people from all directions..."
After finishing a long series of lyrics, Liu Ruxiang's hand holding the dagger shook and asked: "Wu Aying, the dead ghost with tuberculosis, are you there?"
"Hang Niang Jiao Dao San, are you there?"
"Baqian, the dead baby, is there?"
"The broken-bellied man is having sex, are you there?"
After that, a long list of names popped out of Liu Ruxiang's mouth, and by the end, her face became a little pale.
"Liu San, the wild bird, are you there?"
"The fire-burning spirit is old, are you there?"
Only Liu Ruxiang's voice echoed in the entire courtyard, but nothing changed and there was silence.
"The guardian demon ghost evil nine pounds, are you there?"
When Liu Ruxiang read this, a miracle happened. When Liu Ruxiang finished reciting the name of Evil Jiujin, the weight in her hand suddenly turned into a top, driving the incense stick to rotate. However, her hand did not move. A little shaking...
This scene happened before our eyes, and anyone who saw it would find it strange.
Seeing this, the cook said softly: "So it's you who is causing trouble!"
She grabbed the rotating iron weight, pinched a few grains of rice on it and threw it into the small stove next to it. She shouted to me: "Pour in the oil from the pot!"
Meng Laoer and I looked at each other. I set up the pot and he poured the oil. After a while, tiny bubbles appeared in the oil pot.
Liu Ruxiang put down the weight in her hand and picked up the bowl of water she had prepared earlier. She twisted two green willow leaves in her hand, dipped them in the water in the bowl, and sang:
"The Dragon King gave me rootless water, and Hua Po gave me evergreen willows. I invited two divine powers to help me, and the evil nine pounds of demons and ghosts appeared quickly."
After reciting, Liu Ruxiang shook out the water droplets on the willow leaves and dropped them into the hot oil pan, immediately causing a splash of oily flowers and light smoke.
"Crash..."
Oil smoke floated up, and a cold wind suddenly arose in the entire small courtyard, and even the fire in the stove began to flicker.
Liu Ruxiang bit her silver teeth lightly, stared at the oil pan, and continued to dip willow leaves into the bowl of water and sprinkle it into the oil pan.
"Let's go! You evil spirits and demons are causing mischief. Those who are standing will run away on their knees, those who are squatting will be crawling away, and those who are lying on their stomachs will get out!"
As soon as she said this, Fang Xiaomei next to the oil pan had a horrifying reaction.
"Uh-ah!"
Her hair was disheveled, she screamed miserably, her body was shaking violently, and her pale yellow belly was exposed, covered with red markings, bulging like a beating heart.
A dark wind blew in the yard, blowing all kinds of debris in the yard, causing dust and fallen leaves to fly.
Fang Xiaomei's belly was slowly getting bigger, swollen little by little, as if a large iron pot was stuffed inside, reaching as high as her knees, and her entire belly turned into a bloody ball of flesh.
"Uh-huh!"
She suddenly roared, and then her whole body rolled around on the ground like a madman.
"Go to hell, go to hell, I'm going to kill you and all your children!"
All the rice on Fang Xiaomei's face fell to the ground, as if she had broken free of the seal and stood up straight. She stretched out her hands, jumped up and threw Meng Laoer down, and opened her mouth to bite the flesh on his face.
"Shut up!" Liu Ruxiang shouted, picked up the bamboo whip placed aside, and slapped Fang Xiaomei on the back with her backhand.
It was strange to say that when Liu Ruxiang's whip hit her, a thin stream of red smoke flew up.
The cook didn't stop, and kept shouting and whipping her hard. After several whips, Fang Xiaomei finally lay on the ground, the whites of her eyes rolled out, exhausted.
Seeing this, Liu Ruxiang picked up the willow leaves again, picked up the bowl, muttered something in her mouth, and sprinkled water drops into the oil pan again.
"Crash..."
The surface of the oil pan was filled with smoke. After about three minutes, Fang Xiaomei, who was lying on the ground, completely stopped moving.
Liu Ruxiang breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the weighing weight that he had just put down, twisted a few grains of rice and put it on it, and asked, "Is the demon-protecting ghost Jiu Jin here?"
The yard was extremely calm, and the weights were not turning.
Liu Ruxiang exhaled, with a relaxed look on her face, squatted down and checked Fang Xiaomei's pulse, then analyzed: "The evil spirit in your wife has been eliminated. Let her rest in the house. She will get better in two days."
"Oh, okay, okay! Thank you, Grand Master!" Meng Laoer burst into tears of gratitude, bowed repeatedly to me and Liu Ruxiang, and said frankly that she is a great benevolent person and a living god.
Liu Ruxiang naturally didn't care about these flatteries. She took off her master's robe and the mask on her face, and packed her things on her own.
As for Meng Laoer, he took out two thousand yuan from his pocket at this time and said that the remaining money would be settled after selling two crops of grain.
Liu Ruxiang nodded, accepted the money and then said: "When your wife recovers, you two will come to the house with the reward, and I can show it to her conveniently."
"Oh, yes!" Meng Laoer agreed repeatedly.
The cook looked up and saw that it was getting late, so she urged me to get my luggage and go home.
After declining Meng Laoer's offer to stay, I always felt a little weird when I walked out of his house.
It felt like there was something behind me... As soon as I had this idea, I looked back.
Meng Laoer's wife, the crazy woman who was lying on the ground in the yard just now, actually stood up and sat up at this moment, her body was facing my back, but her eyes were not opened at all, looking at me with the whites of her eyes. There was a weird smile in his mouth.
I turned around suddenly and could not help but quicken my pace.
After wandering around for a while, I got home half an hour later. Liu Ruxiang asked me to review the process of today's practice and the magic formula. He said that he would ask me a question later, and if I couldn't answer the question, he wouldn't give me food.
"Little bastard, let me ask you, when I was doing the oil pot method today, I asked various ghosts and gods. Please recite the formula you said at that time to me."
I was immediately dumbfounded. No matter how good my memory is, I can't just listen to it once and memorize it.
"Humph, you don't know how? I asked you to listen carefully, but it seems that it fell on deaf ears." As she said that, Liu Ruxiang gritted her teeth and gently grabbed my ear.
"It hurts, it hurts, no, I can't remember it even after listening to it once, right..."
"You still dare to quibble, but it seems that you are trying too hard!"
"Oh, my aunt, please spare us!"
"You still called me aunt! Do you remember what you called me today?"
Liu Ruxiang let go of her hand, put her hands on her hips, and stared at me.
I thought for a long time and asked tentatively: "Cooking, cooking lady?"
"How dare you say that? Let's see if I don't beat you to death!"
"Ouch..."
In the next few days, I have been looking forward to the arrival of Meng Laoer from Xiaotao Village. I thought that if he came to thank me, he would definitely bring a lot of delicious food and maybe even eat mutton.
But who would have thought that Meng Laoer came to my door again and brought a lot of people and surrounded my house.
