"Rogue! Pervert! Die!"
"I...I didn't see it! I swear!"
"He said he didn't see it, and the tent is the irrefutable proof!"
"That's an instinctive reaction!...Don't slap me in the face, okay?"
"You think I'm Bubble! Beat you to death, you big pervert!"
"..."
Li Ping'an couldn't remember how this conflict ended. He only remembered that it was already the morning of the next day when he woke up, and the two lines of nosebleeds on his nose had dried up. He tried hard to think back to last night. What happened? Was it the sexy naked girl beating him, or was he fainting due to sudden bleeding from his nose?
After all, they are just memory fragments, and it is too difficult to piece them together, not to mention that there is no third person present. Hey, accidents like this can happen even when taking a bath. Lianxue Paopao (sister) is also the same. She even said she didn’t see it and even slapped her in the face! Beat your face like a pig's head so you won't see anyone when you go out later.
"Brother Kuzi, your face! Your nose... did you fall in the bathroom?" Lianxue Paopao rubbed his eyes and walked out of the room in confusion. When he saw Li Pingan, a pig brother, he approached him with concern. Go.
"Uh... yes, I was a little confused when I woke up in the morning. I slipped and fell in the bathroom and hit the ground face first!" Li Ping'an felt that he was so precise in every lie he told, as if he was afraid that others wouldn't believe him because his pig-headed face was the most injured part. .
"Ah! You lie down first. I'll go downstairs and ask the room service for some medicine for bruises. If the swelling doesn't subside, your appearance will be disfigured!" Lianxue Paopao hurriedly put on her clothes and went out.
"No way! We didn't make the fresh meat, and we didn't even make the old bacon? It's a bit too much to ruin my appearance!" Li Ping'an hurriedly ran to the mirror and took a closer look. After taking a look, he felt like wow Wow, it's so cool. You promised to rely on your face to make a living, but your face is ruined. What a sin!
After a while, Lianxue Paopao came back, carrying a medicine box in his hand, which should be a regular stock in the hotel. The guest in the presidential suite was injured, so the customer service thought that he should notify a professional doctor quickly, but Lianxue Paopao insisted on taking care of himself first. It is reasonable to help her cool brother with some first aid measures.
"Brother Kuzi, come and rest on my lap!" Lianxue Paopao let Li Ping'an rest on his thigh comfortably, and then carefully applied a hot towel to his red and swollen face. After a few minutes, he began to carefully massage the pig's head. Take some anti-swelling medicine.
The hotel doctor also arrived soon. Seeing that Lianxue Paopao was handled in a timely manner, he did not forget to praise her. After some diagnosis and treatment, he left some instructions on medicine and how to take them before leaving.
Li Ping'an really enjoyed the feeling of resting on Lianxue Paopao's snow-white thighs, as if he were pillowing on cotton clouds. The light girl's body fragrance smelled especially good, and the full and round curves of the mountain peaks that were not commensurate with his thin waist were ready to be revealed.
"Brother Kuzi, don't move! The swelling will subside in half a day after the medicine is applied. By the way, did you meet your sister last night? I still vaguely remember walking on the beach with you." Lianxue Paopao She asked seemingly casually, but in fact her little heart was pounding. Her memory was blurry as to whether she succeeded in asking for a kiss. She hated her sister for coming online at this time and ruining everything good.
"Uh... yes, I saw her. Then we went about our own business. In the evening, I also visited the Binhai Night Market in Lotto. If your sister doesn't come to disturb you tonight, I will take you to eat at a food stall. "Li Ping'an deliberately downplayed it in order to prevent Lianxue Paopao from being troubled by this strange root cause.
"Eh..." Lianxue Paopao sighed heavily, "Brother Kuzi, isn't it annoying that I have such a problem? It was obviously me, but in the blink of an eye, I became my sister. When I woke up, I was like my sister. I don’t remember anything. It’s really annoying. It’s just you..." Lianxue Paopao choked up as she spoke, tears welling up in her eyes.
"Silly girl, this is not a big problem, and I feel that your condition is showing signs of improvement. Didn't you tell me that your sister does not necessarily appear every night? This is a sign of improvement. As long as you relax, you will get better day by day!" Li Ping'an still has his own way of coaxing little Lolita. Of course, he also hopes in his heart that Lianxue Paopao's dual personality will be alleviated or even healed.
"Yeah, it's true that my sister doesn't show up every night like she used to, but..."
"There's nothing wrong with it. I trust your cool brother's judgment. All you have to do is relax. Besides, even if your sister shows up, I will get along well with her. Don't worry too much!" Li Ping'an actually has a series of connections. From a psychological point of view, if there are fragmentary clues about the dual personality of Guo Lian Xue Pao, if it is not caused congenitally, it must have suffered a serious blow. The brain passively responds to stress, and the evasive side creates the Lian Xue Pao in front of you. Pao, pure and innocent, doesn't want to think of any dark past.
On the other hand, he has the courage to face challenges, a suspicious character who puts self-protection as his top priority at all times, is stubborn and has a touch of ruthlessness.
To cure such contradictory psychological problems, perhaps only by truly clarifying the reasons that caused Lianxue Paopao to become like this in the first place can Lianxue Paopao be completely cured. What happened to her? Ba Junhao or Lan Jing? Or maybe it was someone else. Li Pingan had kept these people in his heart for a long time, waiting for the day when the clouds cleared and the sun finally cleared, so that Lianxue Paopao could have a normal and healthy mind.
"Yeah, it's good that Brother Kuzi can get along well with my sister. I generally don't want to talk to my sister. I'm not willing to touch the equipment gems she got back, hum!" Lianxue Paopao said childishly.
"Well, just be happy, Bubbles! When we return to this city, we will each buy a warehouse in the Garden of Eden, so as not to carry a lot of bulky things around the city all the time. By the way, you will accompany me to the car dealer in the afternoon to buy a motorcycle. , It’s really inconvenient not to have a means of transportation.” Li Ping’an thought of the dilemma of being ridiculed for taking the bus, and he became even more eager to have a car of his own, whether it is a two-wheeled motorcycle or a four-wheeled car, it is better than It's better to take the bus.
"Okay, Paopao has never been to a car dealership. It is said that the car dealership in Lotto City is the largest in Nage and has the best service. It's rare that cool brother will help me open my eyes!" Lianxue Paopao was full of expectations. Dancing away the previous grievances.
The little girl's movements made her happy, and the waves in the deep valley shook her heart like a cat's claws scratching her heart. If she didn't get up, she would probably act like a beast. The key was that the pressure in the nasal cavity continued to increase, and this nosebleed Oh, it’s not tap water, just spray it and cherish it!
Not to mention the careful care of Lianxue Paopao, Li Ping'an's pig-headed face was almost swollen by two or three o'clock in the afternoon. Li Ping'an washed his face and pulled it up to Lianxue Paopao, and then he was having fun. Go through the largest car line.
