In fact, Li Pingan feels that this "tramp singer" can be called the game's otherworldly version of the square dancing aunt. Not to mention how ugly their singing is, their dress alone makes them look a bit different.
They have black straw-like hair with white highlights in the middle. Their skin is only a few points whiter than "black pearls", and they wear a pair of large black-rimmed glasses on their bony faces.
They like to wear sky blue long-sleeved UV leather jackets with a shiny green vest underneath and a pair of snow-white trousers. Their biggest interest is to gather in groups, spread out their positions and then lift His hands danced randomly without rhythm, his upper body swayed like a tumbler, and the song he hummed was worse than a broken trumpet.
Such a strange group of people, reaching level 32, with an attack power of 64 and a defense power of 66. The mechanism that triggers their attack is that no one can occupy their space. Once you are considered to have invaded their singing and dancing territory, they will attack in groups. Their fighting method is quite unique, which is to rush up, tear and tug. She seems to have inherited the essence of a square dancing lady from a certain country on earth.
Li Ping'an doesn't have a good impression of these NPCs. He believes that appearance is justice, and someone so ugly doesn't deserve to live! He waved the +3 silver light staff frequently in his hand, with awe-inspiring demonic aura and scorching demonic light. Magic skills fell into the monster group one after another, and explosions resounded throughout the barren mountain.
In this way, Li Ping'an has been practicing for several days, and his level has also been upgraded from level 16 to level 20. In addition to experience, he also has many unexpected gains, including several pieces of +1+2 land combat equipment, 3 A-level nano-gems, 1 A D-class nano-gem, other N coins exploded from the monster, a double-decker burger, pizza and some medicines. Even his block, hit, and luck values increased by two points.
He sat on the mountain to rest for a while, but a sudden voice broke the rare peace at this moment: "Boy, your magic fire is very good. I wonder how much stronger it is compared to my purgatory fire." !”
Li Ping'an looked back and was immediately delighted. What was supposed to come had finally come! The evil spirit chief of this barren mountain finally appeared. If he remembered correctly, there were at least two evil spirit chiefs on this mountain.
"How about a game?" Li Ping'an didn't hesitate. He had been waiting for this moment for several days. He is very much looking forward to something good coming out of the Evil Spirit Chief!
"Wait, let's talk!" Chief Evil Spirit stopped him with interest on his face.
"Let's chat!" Li Ping'an felt bored for a while. Are these bosses that few players visit on weekdays all have the same virtue? After being lonely for a long time, they suddenly turn into chatty when meeting people. This shows that working for people still requires interaction. There are more positions where people can talk and communicate, otherwise you will have to be forced to become autistic.
"What are you talking about?" Li Ping'an shook his head helplessly and asked. Although he resisted, he also felt a trace of sympathy. The battle at Dayong Dojo in the Free City made him understand that a soldier who can conquer others without a fight would be better than the evil one at the moment. Chief Ling also knows how to understand people and the world, and he does not want to use swords or guns to lose the temperament of a great master of his generation.
"Let's talk about some food. Do you like barbecue? I'll get you some. My hellfire is quite good for barbecue. You'll enjoy eating it, which is better than being a god!" The evil chief couldn't help but turned towards the big stupid cow. Went in the direction of the group.
Have you ever heard of an NPC inviting you to barbecue? Can you believe it? In the earth world, even if you top up 1.8 million to enter the game, you may not get this kind of treatment.
While Li Ping'an was still dazed, Chief Evil Spirit had already returned with a plate of beef skewered on a wooden stick, "Fresh Daben beef, still steaming, where can I find such good ingredients!"
Chief Evil Spirit muttered to himself, found two branches, inserted them into the soil, and put them on a wooden stick with a large plate of beef on them. He also picked some unknown herbs and spices not far away, and carefully crushed them in the palm of his hand. , and then sprinkled it delicately on the beef, and he said happily: "This thing removes the smell of blood and adds flavor!"
Li Ping'an always kept his mouth open with the word "0" open. He leveled up and became a chef BOSS in a Michelin restaurant. His cooking skills blinded Li Ping'an's titanium dog eyes. Even the spices were added. Don’t you want some white wine, cinnamon, star anise and the like?
Sure enough, Chief Evil Spirit took out a small wine bottle from his waist, unscrewed the lid and sprinkled a little on the beef, and wiped it on the beef with his big blue-skinned hands. Li Ping'an only had two words in his mind: "Be particular! "
Next, it was time for the evil chief to show off his skills. He sat cross-legged and muttered some unintelligible shamanic spells. A small stream of purgatory fire rose from the ground where the beef was being prepared. The heat was controlled extremely well, and soon the large slab of beef was sizzling with oil, and the aroma was overflowing.
Li Ping'an was so greedy that he couldn't help but lick his tongue. It was the first time in his life that he met an evil spirit chief who knew how to barbecue. He didn't know how to express his shock other than shouting "6666".
"Don't worry, the meat is not cooked yet. Do you usually cook by yourself?" Although the evil chieftain had a red and white scarf covering his face, his tone was like an elder who cares about his younger generation. Li Ping'an broke his guard at that moment. , eyes a little moist and said: "I don't know how to make it, and no one will make it for me. I have been eating instant noodles for several years, and I got them on credit. A power outage brought me to this Nage world, eh... this is the end of my life. dark!"
"Instant noodles? Is that delicious? What is credit? Although I don't quite understand what you are saying, but, young man! There is no sadness that food cannot cure. Food is good medicine and a gift from nature! "The evil spirit chief is good at tempting you, do you dare to believe that this is an existence with an attack power of up to 148? The damage caused by Ba Junhao and Lan Jing's burning to coke is still vivid in Li Ping'an's mind.
As Chief Evil Spirit spoke, he turned the entire plate of beef to ensure that the beef was fully cooked and roasted evenly. Even Li Ping'an admired his patience.
"Damn! You're not tired of eating barbecue again!" This voice almost scared Li Ping'an to the point of peeing. He slowly turned around, and another evil spirit chief suddenly appeared behind him.
However, it didn't look like the evil chief wanted to attack him. Instead, he seemed to be here to eat and drink. Perhaps he was the chief's drinking buddy. "Do you like to eat or not? We have been working here for many years. What else can we do if we don't barbecue and drink wine?" The chief who was doing the barbecue was not annoyed and looked pragmatic.
"Who is this?... Finally someone comes to visit this barren mountain. It's not easy!"
"No, we brothers are not as busy as the group of buddies in Chief Mountain. We work several shifts a day and there is not enough for that group of crazy players to grind, so we just break equipment and weapons for a few pieces. It doesn't taste good to have a good meal in peace." What?"
Li Ping'an couldn't interrupt the conversation between the two evil spirit chiefs, and he didn't know how to deal with it. He only had one worry in his mind: should he escape first, kill them both together, or eat meat and drink wine, and subdue others without a fight? Soldier? It's difficult...
