Li Ping'an's journey was dusty and he encountered no unexpected dangers except for the occasional monster spawning team or two that passed by in a hurry. Li Ping'an took the main road, and some lone monsters had been cleared away by passers-by. He had traveled a lot for most of the day, and it was inevitable that he was a little tired.
As night fell, Li Ping'an found a clean angled rock wall shaped like an awning, picked up some hay branches and lit a small fire. He warmly gathered around the fire to eat some dry food and replenish some water to refresh his tired body. Take a short break and slowly regain your endurance.
The feeling of warmth makes people easily drowsy, but Li Pingan still held up his eyelids that were about to fall down. Big Bear Canyon was not a place where he could sleep peacefully.
But tonight's Big Bear Canyon is surprisingly quiet. The deep night sky is dotted with stars, and the moon's faint light fills the entire land. The resting place carefully chosen by Li Ping'an is a cliff. Outsiders who want to get close to him must carefully walk through the two-meter-long cliff path. This path along the smooth rock wall is only as wide as a palm. If you are not careful, There will be the danger of slipping and falling into the abyss.
Li Ping'an specially looked for such natural danger as the best place to live, which is easy to defend but difficult to attack. Li Ping'an curled up, put his luggage under his head, and slept on his side with his back against the rock wall. He also specially tied a safety rope around his waist and fixed it on a rock plug shackle in the gap in the rock wall. In order to avoid falling asleep in the middle of the night, he accidentally rolled down into the abyss.
However, there are always desperate people who like to do evil things to lone wolf players. It should be said that Li Ping'an was traveling alone in Big Bear Canyon during the day. In fact, he had been targeted by some interested people for a long time. It was a dark and windy night, and the things he had stored on him were Bags are the ultimate goal for these people.
"This rookie is really good at choosing a place. He found such a dangerous place to stay for the night." A figure commented in a low voice in the darkness. His eyes were like an owl, staring at the cliff where Li Ping'an was sleeping.
"This guy is from Bourbon City, right? That poor place in Bourbon is full of fools. There are always some people who dare to venture into the Big Bear Canyon alone just because they have some skills." A slightly thin black figure on the side continued. .
"Without so many fools, how can our business be prosperous? Hehe, wait for the second one to grab his storage bag, and the third one kicks him off the cliff. I will be on the side to prevent him from jumping over the wall and taking you with me. Go down and move quickly!" This third black figure is obviously the boss of this group of people, with careful planning and rich experience.
"Brother, don't worry, it's not the first time you've done this job. We are all experienced drivers!"
"The third child is right. Those of us who were selected through the lottery are fed up with the dirty work at the container terminal. Instead, they are doing this kind of blood-thirsty business of killing people and selling goods. Instead, they are born to be this material!" The second child responded with some satisfaction. road.
"Get ready, take action!" The second child took the lead. At the boss's order, he stepped onto the two-meter-long cliff path. It was only two meters long. For those of them who often hang out in Big Bear Canyon, it was not easy to let go at all. In the heart.
Just when the second child took the second step as light as a swallow, he suddenly felt his front foot slipping, and his body's center of gravity instantly lost its support. The second child only had time to mutter: "Fuck!" and then disappeared in place. The third child and the eldest child couldn't see clearly in the night, but there was only a faint sound of "pop!" coming from under the cliff. No, there should be a trace of screams, but the distance was too far, and neither the eldest child nor the third child could hear it. Not sure.
"Second brother, have you succeeded?" Lao San asked softly while following the original steps of Lao Er. Passing the cliff path, the light on the edge of the cliff under the moon was a little dim. Lao San did not hear Lao Er's response and also I didn't see the second child. I was exploring the way ahead just now. Why is there no one now?
No matter what, deal with that person first! The third child was not stupid either. He tiptoed and gently removed the storage bag that Li Pingan was resting on, and then raised his foot to kick Li Pingan on the butt, trying to kick Li Pingan off the cliff.
"Porphy...pip" Li Ping'an farted in his sleep, the sound was very dull. During the day, he stuffed bananas, potatoes and onions into his mouth.
"Fuck! It stinks!" The third child's eyes were a little stinged by the fart, and he hurriedly raised his sleeves to cover his mouth and nose. However, at this time, the boss was coming from behind, and the third child raised his hand to cover it in such a narrow place. Mouth, in a hurry, there happened to be a physical collision with the boss behind him. This collision directly caused the third child's upper body to lose its center of gravity, and the whole person was about to fall over the cliff.
The boss quickly grabbed the collar of the third child's back with quick eyesight and quick hands, but most of the third child's body was already hanging in the air. After all, the boss was experienced, and with five fingers like hooks, he clung to the palm-sized raised rock on the cliff terrace.
"Ha!" The boss struggled with his hands and his face turned red. "Boss, save me!" The third boss panicked. Under the moonlight, his body swayed like a pendulum and his face was as pale as paper.
"Third brother, don't move! If you move again, we will both fall!" The boss roared in a low voice.
"It's so noisy that I won't let anyone sleep..." Li Ping'an muttered, half asleep and half awake. He turned over inadvertently, and his whole body rolled out of the rock corridor. If he really rolled down, it would be all over. Then Li Ping'an suddenly He felt a strong force on his waist that woke him up. The pain was so painful that he almost burst into tears. "Hey!" His body was tightly strangled by the safety rope. This time, he did not fall directly off the cliff. Suddenly, he seemed to be sitting on his buttocks. There was a round, furry thing. It was not soft but warm to the touch.
The boss screamed for a while. He wanted to shout but couldn't. He was still holding on to the protruding rock with one hand, but his head and face were tightly covered by Li Pingan's soft ass. The harder he tried to breathe, the more he pushed into Li Pingan's butt. Breathe in the heat.
"Bang bang...bang bang..." Li Ping'an only felt a burst of excitement, and a continuous sense of comfort was discharged from the body. The yellow and dirty gas sprayed on the boss's face. The boss was already at the end of his strength. This time A string of farts was like the straw that broke the camel's back. He felt a nausea he had never experienced before. His mind was filled with a mushy mixture of onions, bananas and potatoes. Who on earth would eat such disgusting things.
By the way, where is the second child? Could it be that he stepped on a banana peel? The strong smell made his consciousness gradually blur, and the hand that clung to the rock lost the last bit of grip. He had been traversing the Big Bear Canyon for many years, killing countless people and stealing goods. He never expected that he would fall under a series of stinky farts today. It is no longer important to be unwilling to regret. The free fall of a few seconds is the last freedom for him.
"Papa!" After the dull sound, the valley bottom returned to calm again. "Hey, it seems that my stomach feels a little bit. We have to enjoy the pleasure of flying high above the cliff!"
Li Pingtian shamelessly tied the safety rope and opened his pants to remove the "falling objects". The three men in black died. Just when the system was about to teleport them, they vaguely felt a few strong smells. The thing fell from the sky and landed right on their faces, "Fuck!" The three of them shouted in unison, which echoed in the Big Bear Canyon for a long time. Together with the melodious whistle of Li Ping'an who was relieved on the cliff, they formed the most beautiful movement of the night.
