Huangtian paid off, and most of the day passed by in a blink of an eye, and Li Ping'an finally arrived at the previously planned squatting place "safely". It's just that he is a bit close to the central hall of this boben, and the coming and going of people inevitably makes him a little uncomfortable. Although he can no longer care about his own image, his shyness still makes it difficult for him to adapt. The (fruit) man has always been among the crowd. It is the most high-profile existence.
Just when Li Ping'an wanted to find an unobtrusive corner to squat, the public channel broadcast in Bourbon City sounded at an inappropriate time: "The following is a news report from this city. According to the reaction of the concerned citizens, a man named Meikawa Kuzi , naked, today, not afraid of heavy snowfall and cold weather, using amazing willpower to stage a different kind of performance art!
This unknown artist showed the tenacious meaning of life to all Bourbon citizens and gave Nage the spirit of a new era. By the way, it is said that the artist’s arm was broken and there were obvious tire marks on his back. Witnesses claimed that he was trying to avoid It disturbed the artist's complete artistic performance and did not come forward to ask for an autograph. Anyway, I wish this artist named Umekawa Kuzi good luck, God bless Nage! God bless Bourbon! …”
Li Ping'an's messy pestle was in the wind, and thousands of horses were galloping in his heart. He could vaguely feel countless eyes searching, gradually sweeping in his direction, hiding! This was a cry that burst out from the depths of his heart. His thoughts were spinning rapidly and he looked around eagerly for a place to hide.
Grass! He didn't care about the many breaths he took, and a small run-up with broken flowers was like a white finless porpoise that leaped high and plunged deeply into a patch of grass under the tree on the roadside. What a risk, Li Ping'an applauded his wit and decisiveness, applauded? Small paper cup!
Due to the large range of movements and the increase in nervousness and body temperature, the ice and snow that had been welded to the shameful place were cleverly melted, but the small paper cup was blocked by the grass and fell to the ground three meters away. A gust of cold wind hit, and the thin paper cup The paper cup was blown up by the wind and disappeared.
Not even a hint of... nothing! Li Ping'an muttered these four words with difficulty. Fortunately, his coquettish operation successfully evaded everyone's searching and scanning eyes.
So be it, when heaven is about to give a great responsibility to a man, he must first strain his mind, work his muscles and bones, and starve his body. And I am the chosen one, so what if I am naked, what if I hide in the grass? Whoever is born does not come to this world naked?
This public channel broadcast, eh... keeping a low profile is indeed the most difficult thing for a good person. No matter where he goes, he shines brightly, and mortals can't look directly at him. He is a performance artist! This anchor has great vision!
Li Ping'an believed that he had given him a very fair evaluation, and in the end he did not forget to encourage himself not to be arrogant or impetuous, and to make persistent efforts to complete his turnaround plan. If the broadcaster of the Bourbon Public Channel knew what Li Ping'an was thinking, I wonder if he would be moved by it and pull him over to become his confidant or become a sworn brother to Jinlan!
What follows is naturally a long wait, like waiting for a careless passerby to drop his wallet or forget to pick it up. However, Li Ping'an was unusually calm in his heart. He looked excited and kept his eyes wide open for fear of missing any detail of passers-by, especially those who came out of the Bourbon Central Hall and wore high-end equipment. These people are not bad. Throw away money and low-level equipment, you don’t care!
Li Pingan whispered silently, which was no more pious than the wizards and goddesses drawing circles on the ground. It had been a day, and Li Pingan almost didn't know how he fell asleep in this "warm" grass.
When he woke up, he was hungry and thirsty, so he checked the character attribute panel.
Energy: 18
It has dropped from the original 44 to 18. Will I die again if it reaches 0? Li Ping'an didn't dare to think about it and didn't want to, hey! There is a situation!
A player wearing high-end equipment came out of the central hall, threw a pink object on the ground and disappeared without a trace. Li Pingan took a closer look, it was a high-cut swimsuit!
High-cut swimsuits are naturally for female players. They are casual equipment rather than combat equipment. However, this casual equipment comes with 2 points of defense and 1 point of movement speed bonus. Even if Li Ping'an can't wear it, he can consider selling it to clothing. The owner of the shop can exchange some silver coins and at least mix in a few sandwiches with no problem.
High cut swimsuit! I am coming! Li Ping'an was ecstatic. He only had fifteen seconds. After fifteen seconds, the equipment would be recycled by the system. He suppressed the joy in his heart, took a deep breath and jumped out, like a gust of wind "running wildly" towards the pink high-cut swimsuit.
However, this gust of wind is still a breeze after all. You still have to work hard for small steps, and you still have to slide hard for high-frequency moonwalks, even if the endurance value on the character's attribute board is declining crazily.
No matter how hard he tried, even if his stamina was reset to zero, it wouldn't be life-threatening and he would end up in the hospital, so he had nothing to worry about! Now he can only run and pray that no one will lock in that high-cut swimsuit like him!
Li Pingan's worries were simply unnecessary. Several people passing by just glanced at the high-cut swimsuit thrown on the ground with disdain. As for Li Pingan, who was still approaching desperately, they ignored it at all.
In the end, Li Ping'an successfully pocketed the pink high-cut swimsuit when his endurance value was close to zero. "Hahaha..." He exhaled a long breath, grinned and laughed as he sat there, there is no end to the road!
As Li Pingan judged, this pink high-cut swimsuit is displayed in the properties panel:
Item: High-cut swimsuit (owned by female players)
Defense: 2
Movement speed: 1
Go ahead and sell it to the clothing store owner! Wait...why doesn't this high-cut swimsuit show the forbidden red light in the luggage? In the game mechanism of [Nage Life], there are clear boundaries between the equipment of male and female players. Even if male players pick up the equipment of female players, they will not only be unable to wear it but will also display a disabled red light, and vice versa.
To put it simply, men's and women's equipment cannot be mixed. However, at this time, Li Ping'an was full of doubts in his heart, and his eyes showed thoughts. This does not disable the red light. Could it be because the gender item in my attribute column is garbled?
Could it be that... Li Ping'an accidentally took out the pink high-cut swimsuit and placed it on the empty space on his body in the equipment column, "Ta!" With a perfect sound of the mechanism, Li Ping'an suddenly discovered that there was a touch of coquettish pink on his naked body. Put it on?
He quickly opened the character attribute panel and his eyes fell on the defense column.
Defense: 11
The defense value increased from the original 9 to 11. Not only that, a new line of green words jumped into his eyes: "Movement speed: +2"!
Li Ping'an almost shouted, surprise! An absolute surprise! Unexpectedly, the garbled code on his gender attribute column actually allowed him to break the boundary between male and female equipment, allowing him to successfully wear female equipment! This is simply a bug, a cross-dressing boss appears out of nowhere!
"Rumble..." Several muffled thunders sounded for no apparent reason. Could it be that I, a bug like me, can't even stand the system? Is it really an irrational existence that shakes the world and causes the gods to weep, and the sky to strike like lightning?
Li Ping'an instinctively shrank his neck, fearing that a sudden bolt of lightning would fry him on the outside and tender on the inside. Keep a low profile! You have to be low-key in life, so you can live a long life by being low-key, and you can pretend to be cool and avoid being struck by lightning! In short, I will keep a low profile and write down my epitaph, life motto, and experience in raising children!
