Agent Eggsy, who has just eliminated his rebellious boss, uses the name of his former boss to sneak into the local lair. Just like in a Hollywood movie, Eggsy thinks he will save the world from a man who plans to let people all over the world kill each other. This is how the black bald man used to cleanse the world. At least that was what he thought half an hour ago.
Very smoothly, Lancelot successfully sneaked into the enemy camp. The bunker run by this guy named Valentine was like a luxury cocktail party. Eggsy used his well-trained agents to train in etiquette to move through the crowd and attack Valentin. The hatred between Ding and a group of rich people deepened, and they launched a cleansing of mankind using the slogan "Humanity is the disease of the earth". However, a group of guys who were already rich and unkind gained immunity early and obtained tickets to the new world. Eggsy thinks that maybe these guys are the biggest cause of disease on the earth.
Eggsy successfully connected to the internal computer as planned, and then relied on his companion Merlin to decipher the damn program.
Merlin said in the communication: "Oops! How could this happen?!"
Can’t the plan go smoothly? Eggsy asked, "What's going on?"
Merlin said: "I failed. Valentine's network was too strong and I couldn't break through the firewall. Moreover,,, my computer was also hacked instantly."
A third person inserted into the voice channel: "Mark Strong, codename [Merlin], please pay attention to your words. What you are trying to attack is [Erza's territory]. Valentine is not even worthy of carrying my shoes."
WHAT?
Before Eggsy could figure out the situation, he was discovered. He was reported by a man who once applied for the job of Kings Agent and was rejected, but suddenly turned into a man who "bought a ticket for the whole family to the New World".
Valentine, standing on a high ground, said: "I know him. Isn't he the manservant of that man (the previous generation of Kingsman)?"
Eggsy was very desperate at this moment. The mission failed and he was captured.
"boom!"
I saw a man kicking away the big black bald man. Valentin, the big gangster who intended to massacre the whole world, fell from the second floor to the first floor with a pile of glass fragments covered in blood.
"It's almost time, the bastards are here..."
Wang Jinglei kicked the black bald man away and held a sharp razor between his two fingers. The razor was installed on the calf of a beautiful woman. The installation method was quite unique. The beauty had no soles of her feet and used a pair of razors as With feet and weapons, Gazelle is Valentine's personal secretary and top killer.
"Miss, don't be like this. Our company is currently developing organ cloning and has entered the trial stage. I believe you must be very interested."
Jiazelle couldn't move Wang Jinglei's two fingers, so he jumped up and moved his other leg towards Wang Jinglei, but Wang Jinglei turned his wrist, Jiazelle was forced to spin, and Wang Jinglei kicked him in the tail vertebrae. go out.
"It seems that this young lady is not very good. Do you want to shorten the lesson? Feng Yuxiu, play with him."
Probably Wang Baoqiang's most ferocious face met the young lady with razor feet.
"Then it's up to you."
"If you want to take over Valentine's job, we can support you." Someone stood up and said.
"NoNo, you guys don't understand the situation at all? Are your brains full of lard?" Wang Jinglei looked disgusted, pointed his gun at the rich man with a weak face with his right hand, and said "touch".
I saw that the rich man with kidney deficiency had his ears back and began to heat up rapidly, and the temperature of the liquid in his skull exceeded the boiling point. The specific manifestation was that his head exploded like a balloon (the original "security" measure arranged by Valentine).
"Oh, I'm going to throw up."
"Ugh, what's going on?"
"It's terrible, guard, guard."
The pampered rich people were in a mess, but the guards they were expecting were not here to protect them. There were only Wang Jinglei's men here, who had wiped out all the die-hards an hour ago without Valentin's knowledge.
"Mom Fuck." Valentin, who was covered in glass, uttered the classic saying and swayed to escape. It was so scary. He thought his plan was perfect. He always thought he was in complete control, but actually? ! ? !
Valentine couldn't escape, so Lei Zang cut off his hamstrings and hand tendons. The Inhumane Laboratory is very welcoming to such a vicious guy. There is a special shortage of experimental materials recently. The laboratory will definitely make the best use of them based on the principle of no waste. .
Wang Jinglei thought about the suppressed ugly rich people who betrayed all mankind and declared:
"Since you don't want to breathe with humans, then go on your own and go to your God, your Allah, your Buddha, your God. I will generously send you to see your God."
Wang Jinglei planned to purify the room with a snap of his fingers (Elsa in the background was cooperating), Wang Jinglei: Thanos, watch carefully, this is purification!
"No, wait, I'm an undercover agent." *N
More than a dozen of the VIPs present stood up and looked at each other in confusion. They were also stunned. It was obvious that they did not know the identity of their companions. There were so many companions? !
"Shit! Jedlin, it turns out you are also an undercover person? Are you still reporting me?"
"Isn't it okay in the end? I'm not trying to gain trust."
"..."
Wang Jinglei felt that the world's intelligence organizations couldn't be so leaky. How could a mother want to destroy the world by messing with Fa Ke Xia? He doesn't even think well of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wang Jinglei: "Then the rest is..."
"Wait a minute, now that things have happened, I won't hide it anymore..." A blond middle-aged man waved his arms and said: "Wherever the CIA people are, please come forward!"
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! The three figures stood up and hugged each other after meeting.
"Rick, your makeup is so bad, I would have recognized you, but I couldn't say hello, you know."
"Of course, you're not much better!"
Wang Jinglei: Good guy, I didn’t notice it just now. When did you sneak in, Tom?
A certain new agent named Eggsy, who is not worth mentioning, asked Merlin in the channel: "Is it okay if I don't have to come?"
Merlin:. . . .
Eggsy: "By the way, let Closi come back quickly, the matter is solved."
Merlin: "Oh, yes, yes."
The scene is not over yet, this time it is someone from Beijing, "No need to hide it, the mission is over, show your identity!"
"Where's MI6? Are there any people from MI6?"
"Where are the people from the FSB? Don't tell me, I was the only one sent here!"
Well, Interpol and various other lesser-known organizations are there.
Wang Jinglei wanted to ask Valentin what he was thinking at this time and ask for some psychological relief, but unfortunately Hei Lu Dan passed out, and he didn't know whether it was from pain or because he was trying to escape.
Wang Jinglei thinks there were also undercover guards in the previous team?
No, it can't be like this!
Wang Jinglei: "If you all jump out at this time and you don't know whether you are really an undercover agent or you are bringing goods to buy shares, lock them all in my room and let your boss come and pick them up."
I want to get the head start, but for the sake of justice, I can't gossip when I lead someone!
