In a small shop on the beach of Izu, Wang Jinglei was writing and drawing by himself, but soon a group of shirtless men came back carrying two guys who wanted to sneak away.
Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura are the first and second protagonists of "Blue Sea". To be honest, there is a huge gap between the animation and the live-action version. Wang Jinglei can't understand how those who go to the variety comics can recognize a certain series at a glance. Aren't you afraid of admitting your mistakes as a character? Normal people can't stand the life of crazy drinking every day. However, they will be caught wherever they hide on Izu Island. Just ten minutes ago, these two guys wanted to escape from Izu, Izu Island, in order to escape the alcohol hell of a certain club. Izu Island can only be left and entered by boats. Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura discovered to their horror that all the boat fishermen who went out to sea were seniors of a certain society!
SO, Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei were captured by a group of naked men dancing Vamos and brought back to this "Grand Blue" diving shop.
"Bang bang!" Kitahara Iori, who was beating the ground, said with Yan Yi crying bitterly: "Why, all the crew members are from this club, and even the uncle is!"
Wang Jinglei: It is indeed a sea of Yanyi, this Yanyi is inhuman.
Kohei Imamura, who had the face of a Kiryu war rabbit, bent forward in frustration and said: "What I want is obviously a club with countless beautiful girls surrounding me."
Wang Jinglei said calmly: "Although I have heard it many times, I never thought you were such a war rabbit."
Wang Jinglei continued: "Come on, cheer up, Zhan Rabbit, let's go have barbecue tonight!"
Wang Jinglei: Try harder and see if you can become a genius physicist. (It’s just a joke. The famous line of Taro Sato, a part-time job boy who has the same face as the protagonist in Kamen Rider build. After speaking the line in a devilish pose, he was quickly rebelled.)
Imamura Kohei said: "I told you that I am not the person you said, but the barbecue is delicious."
Kitahara Iori interjected: "Why do you stay here? You are not the same person as them (alcoholic maniac)."
"Me," Wang Jinglei picked up the book with "Conjectures on the Potential of Alcohol on the Human Body" and said to them: "I am studying the stimulation of alcohol on the potential of the human body. I don't understand how a bunch of drunkards can catch a big man." Human (me)? The problem is that you are not a bunch of people practicing Drunken Boxing either!
Alcohol numbs the nerves and I admit that I am not afraid of pain. After all, alcohol makes people cowardly. . . . This aspect. . . . What the hell is it because you can't control your strength when you're drunk? . . The indicator soared. . . . . . Release muscle restrictions under alcohol stimulation? . . . Can alcohol be used as adrenaline? . . . And you can practice something like "being drunk but not drunk" while drinking. It's obviously because you're too drunk and you become unrestrained, right? ! "
Kitahara Iori: What is this guy talking about? Can't understand?
Imamura Kohei: Don’t ask me, I don’t know either.
Juryu Jiro, a junior senior at Izu, brought a glass over and said: "To celebrate (the capture) of the two juniors who have returned, let's have a drink!"
As we all know, this society has always used various excuses to drink.
Wang Jinglei expressed that he did not want to drink, but Yan Yi, the two seniors who were too enthusiastic, asked him to drink. Wang Jinglei drank a glass of flammable water.
"Good! Junior has become very good at drinking!"
"Where, where."
Wang Jinglei: Fortunately, I drank Super Apple Cider Vinegar No. 3 first.
Super Apple Cider Vinegar No. 3: Contains Wang Jinglei’s special super hangover enzyme, which can quickly convert alcohol called water of life into water and carbon dioxide.
Who still uses liver to drink wine these days? Technology! science and technology!
By the way, during the more than ten days he spent here, Wang Jinglei also passively increased his alcohol consumption. The conversion efficiency of the first two generations of super apple cider vinegar was insufficient and it was difficult to deal with the alcohol called water of life. Even if Wang Jinglei doesn't need super apple cider vinegar, he can still handle the store's specialty (flammable) oolong tea in a short time.
He drank from the afternoon until dark, and Wang Jinglei's high-quality meat was also delivered.
"Wow, Kobe beef! The frost is so beautiful."
"These are high-grade meats, so rich tonight."
"However, there are very few Kobe beef distribution indicators on the island. There are so many here."
A calm man said, "I have the ability to make money."
Get a wave of admiring looks.
The university is lively and lively, and everyone is barbecuing and drinking at the same time. Yes, these people believe that "the best partner for barbecue is wine", and they bring out wine from nowhere.
During this period, Iori Kitahara came with wine and said: "Jinglei, I will definitely win you this time."
Wang Jinglei: "Looks like I don't have to let you go this time, just drink it all."
"Rock-Paper-Scissors!"×2
Kitahara Iori lost all the punches while drinking and threw herself into the street.
Just kidding, being able to tell the opponent's next move from his muscle movements is one of the basic skills of a martial artist, not to mention that an expert can change more than twenty gestures the moment his arm falls, and Wang Jinglei can currently change three gestures. Ten times.
Wang Jinglei: What have I been forced to do to avoid drinking high-alcohol?
While drinking, the blond senior Juryujiro, who seemed to be very popular with wives, said: "Speaking of which, there are quite a lot of new students. It's time to prepare for the license course."
Senior Shinji Tokita, who has short black hair and eyes that look like he has never opened them, answered: "Yes."
Imamura Kohei: "Is it a quick-release license?"
Kitahara Iori: "No, no, it should be a speed drinking license."
Chisa Furukawa spit out the real oolong tea in her mouth. Chisa Furukawa and Iori Kitahara were cousins. There was a super interesting development about these two people, which made the two a bit like enemies. Unfortunately, Wang Jinglei did not witness it at the time. .
Furategawa Chisa said: "What do you have in your head? It's a diving license!"
Two idiots looked at each other. Kitahara Iori said: "Why do you need to take a diving license?"
Shinji Tokita: "Have you forgotten what kind of club we are?"
Kitahara Iori: "Drinking club? (positive face)"
"What kind of strange understanding do you have?"
Wang Jinglei: No, no, you have been drinking recently, it is difficult not to understand the mistake.
"PAB's full name is Peek a Boo, it's a diving club!"
Finally the club started doing serious business.
Shinji Tokita: "Anyway, let's test your diving gestures first. This is an important means of exchanging information underwater."
Tokida Shinji began to make diving gestures: Stop, look here, dive down.
But in the eyes of Kitahara Iori, this is the end, I am going to kill you here.
Tokida Shinji: "Okay, Iori, what are you going to do?"
Kitahara Iori: "Before the opponent, fire with an underwater gun"
"Hahaha, there are indeed famous scenes every day."
Wang Jinglei, who made a sound unconsciously, tried to hold his cell phone steady to take the photo, saying, college life is pretty good.
It would be nice if there wasn't that damn main god mission that was bound to come.
