I hope you will still have a healthy outlook on life after reading this. If your outlook on life is unstable, please leave on your own.
Subtitle: Fuck knives, fuck boats, fuck ghosts, what is the lower limit of human predation?
My name is Wang Jingyue, and I applied to be a male pig trotter for a certain book. The author of All Evil said it was an inspirational and joyful novel, MMP. I was killed by a passing evil spirit in the third mission, and was reincarnated into the Demon Team again. I was bullied by a group of white people and ended up killing the old landlord anyway. I accepted it, but when I saw Zheng Z opening the genetic lock like a door, I couldn't admit it. Author, what about the cheating you promised when you applied for the job? Which protagonist these days has never failed in time travel? ! Recently, the invincible one-hit man in the opening scene has become even more popular! The author has told me where to find my free lifetime supreme universe supreme emperor diamond plug-in without recharging?
The evil "motivation", turns out to be this kind of inspiration, does it mean "slowly work hard"? !
Today, my sword suddenly turned into a girl, a long-haired lady wearing a kimono, a poor European style that cannot be completely covered by a thin kimono. Ah, there is a prehistoric power boiling in my body, and it is about to come out. ! Out! My nose feels so itchy. Hey, why is the nose bleeding? It must be the upwelling of blood caused by the battle just now, and it has nothing to do with other distracting thoughts.
Calm down, put down Sister Yu first, and wipe your nose first.
Sister Yu was not angry after being put down. Instead, she helped me wipe the blood off my face like a good wife.
Smelling the strong and special body fragrance up close, my brother was a little ready to move.
The blonde lady saw my state, hugged me and said, "Master is in a state of mental stress after the war. The best way to relieve this excitement is to get drunk, or to relax you with Gentleness?" ."
Don't say that! I'm even more excited. When was the last time I had a close relationship with a girl? Well, the last time I went on a date with Zhan Lan was four episodes ago. I agreed to get married after "The Grudge" was over. As a result, love, this is a sad story.
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Street Fighter World, Zhongzhou Team.
Zhan Lan was learning how to use mental power from the fortune teller Rose. Suddenly, he felt an unpleasant feeling. The fluctuations in his mind affected the mental power he was exerting. The paper crane performing flying skills in the air suddenly tilted.
Rose on the opposite side noticed the situation and asked, "What's wrong?"
Zhan Lan calmed down. Now is a precious missionary time. There are not many people who are good at and can teach spiritual skills. He replied: "Nothing."
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Popular science online, postwar psychological syndrome is a type of "post-traumatic stress disorder", also known as post-traumatic stress disorder, post-traumatic stress syndrome, post-traumatic stress disorder, and sequelae of major blows. It refers to the sequelae of disorder in a person's psychological state after encountering or resisting major stress. These experiences include threats to life, serious physical harm, and physical or psychological coercion.
In the confrontation with the king's army, Wang Jingyue survived in an almost impossible situation, fought back to the extreme, and sent Emperor Iskanbul back to the Hall of Valor.
Demon Sword Girl said close to her ear: "Master, I'm wet. I was so excited when you killed thousands of troops!"
I'm wet.
Wet.
.
Wang Jingyue said, I have post-war psychological syndrome and I need the comfort of my beautiful sister!
As a clean and self-sufficient male pig's trotter, he would never mess around with women, but at this time, the sperm in his brain was all the fault of the post-war psychological syndrome, which made the male pig's knuckle become in love with his knife.
Inappropriate sounds come to mind.
"Doctor? (Because of his role as a part-time regenerator, Wang Jingyue is occasionally called a doctor in the team). I just have something to ask you..."
The visitor is Zhao Zhukong.
Wang Jingyue and Yao Dao Ji had dead faces on their faces, damn, they were ruining my good deeds!
The spermatozoon was kicked off, and his sanity was temporarily capped.
Wang Jingyue's "The Soul of a Technical House" is online. Alas, alas, how can I explain that I suddenly hugged a beautiful big sister.
calm down.
Wang Jingyue controlled his face to make a calm expression with his profoundly practiced Chinese martial arts.
"Is something wrong? This is the demon sword that I have cultivated for a long time. Then I took the opportunity to bathe in the blood of heroic spirits in large quantities. Now that I am talking, do you still call me boy Kiri Yasuna?"
"Concubine, everything depends on the master."
Zhao Zukong covered his chest and said, "I'm sorry, but my injury is a bit troublesome."
Hello! The look in your eyes just now definitely showed disbelief! You think I'm the kind of nerd who used biochemical technology to create a girlfriend because he was too lonely because he never had a girlfriend, right? ! You just said you were sorry because you accidentally broke it, right? !
Wang Jingyue said that he was like a murderer, but it was a pity that he could not kill Zhao Zukong to silence him. Under Wang Jingyue's induction, the mortality rate of attacking Zhao Zukong was 200%. Even if Zhao Zukong was injured, he could be killed quickly. It is no more difficult for me than for the King of Conquerors to save his life under the chaotic rush of legions! With a knife and a wave of his hand, his life is gone.
By the way, where is the little transvestite Weber? After the king's army was shattered, Wang Jingyue and Weber should have popped up. Are you ready to collect some reward points?
Weber had already run away in tears, collecting the last relic of the Conquering King - a damaged red shirt.
