In Dracula's castle.
The vampire king's banquet has begun, and tonight's guests are the immortal mercenaries and the demon king of the mountain.
"If there were tacos at the party, I think I'd agree more with what you're saying."
"By the way, one more thing, I'm asking again and again, is this wine?!"
Wade picked up the wine glass in front of him, with a strange expression on his pitted face.
"Yes."
"Dracula's wine, the best wine, she seems to be very happy drinking it."
Dracula refers to Bogon.
The little bit of wine in the red crystal container was not enough for the Mountain Demon to rinse his mouth.
And all the delicacies served by the vampire servants on the table were swallowed by Bo Gang.
No one will be turned away.
He has an appetite as terrifying as a mountain, so he doesn't worry about whether there are any traps in it. He just eats the delicious food in front of him.
This is a rare dish that ordinary people can never eat. It belongs to Count Dracula's cuisine.
"What kind of meat is this? It tastes good when chewed."
"But I prefer eating big fat bugs. After adding salt, the juice tastes great!"
"It's been a long time since I tasted it."
The Mountain Demon sat on a large stone chair that rarely matched her huge size, and put a complete charcoal-grilled giant wolf into her mouth with her small paws.
While Sister Bo Gang was praising her, she recalled the time when the demon king ruled the earth.
People worshiped her and lifted giant worms sprinkled with salt into her mouth. The filling feeling was amazing.
"It's just a wolf beast from the realm of hell."
"If you are willing to eat, there are plenty of them in the monster world and they will surely fill you up."
Dracula said with satisfaction.
The Vampire King looked at the demon in front of him, a terrifying existence that came to life like a huge mountain.
The extraordinary life, the demonic aura that devours everything, does not belong to the devil in the hell dimension.
But it is truly a terrifying and weird existence.
"hey-hey."
"In front of me, your eyes are a little too presumptuous. Tell me something."
"You know, even if you are Count Dracula, you can't do this."
Wade put the silverware in his hand on the table, held a huge steak in one hand and stuffed it into his mouth.
At the same time, he squinted and looked sideways at Dracula with his rotten head.
"Oh, sorry."
"It seems that the relationship between you is extraordinary. As far as I know, most demons from hell will choose human contractors."
"The Demon Lord seems to be no exception."
Dracula was right.
The Demon Lord also likes to speak by proxy, just like the Holy Lord from Valon to Kingpin.
The Water Demon now has the Atlantis clan, and the false king Atuma is Bazaar's most loyal believer.
And Wade.
He and Bo Gang had blended in and out too many times, and it was a deep and intimate relationship.
It's really different from others.
"Wade Wilson."
"I have heard your name and know that you have some extraordinary talents, so I asked my servant to send you an invitation."
Dracula got down to business.
"Oh, you want to hire me, now..."
Wade tilted his head and tried to explain this clearly. Employment is a very serious matter.
"I mean, it's a mess outside, even New York is gone."
"Are you still going to hire me?!
"
Wade randomly wiped the oil on his mouth, then spread his hands to express his innocence.
"Actually, I thought you were all dead before we came here."
At the beginning, I had the mentality of giving it a try.
With nowhere to go, Wade took Yamanoha to the underground of Manhattan. Who would have thought that the Monster Metropolis was still there.
It's incredible. The monsters' vitality is so strong. How did they survive the Three States Rebellion? !
"Regarding the appearance of Mephisto, the magic soil of hell covers this land, which indeed brings some trouble to Metropolis."
"However……"
Dracula said in a calm tone.
"The current master here is a vampire, and as the common master of all vampires."
"Not even Mephisto can invade my territory."
"I am the master of the monsters!
"
…
Dracula did not explain to Wade how he protected the world of monsters when the devil king came.
but.
The vampire king sitting on the throne has the pride and nobility of a king.
Whether it's the devil of hell or a strange monster, as long as it exists in the story.
The master of the world called monster should be Dracula.
Even Mephisto has to give him face, and besides, it's just the incarnation of the scarlet devil.
Dracula is not afraid of the shadow of the devil.
"Bah bang bang."
Wade applauded in a very perfunctory manner.
"awesome."
"So you still have to hire me. But now it's different from before. My price is very high."
Wade glanced at the Mountain Demon proudly. They were now bound. There was no reason to use the previous price.
"That was before."
"Before you kill Laura and the others."
Dracula took a glance, and the servants cleared away the debris in the castle. His loyal vampire descendant died.
He died at the hands of Wade Wilson, but the Vampire King showed no anger or sadness.
He has many children.
He had more vampire descendants, one or two died, which was nothing to be surprised about.
"oh."
"Maybe you can, um, you know... subtract Laura and the others from my first-term employment amount?!"
"I've always done this when I was in trouble. It's very reliable."
…
At this moment.
Taking this scene in the castle was like "a job interview from the King of Vampires" to Wade.
Sister Bo Gang was a member of the family attending the ceremony.
"Oh, this is really a strange atmosphere."
Wade stood up and walked to Dracula. He wanted to have a good talk with the king.
After all, this involves a lot of remuneration and the future food of his family.
no way.
The mountain devil is so delicious that Wade really can't afford it without finding a big dog owner.
"A small experiment."
Dracula put down his wine glass, tapped his fingers on the table, and then looked at Wade.
"Look into my eyes...you have to do what I say."
Dracula's magic was activated, and while the vampire king's eyes lit up, his will was instilled into Wade's mind.
"Don't resist, follow Dracula's order...use the broken knife on your back, slit your throat, and commit suicide in front of me!
"
Wade drew the knife cleanly and put the blade on his neck, still smiling playfully.
"That's great!"
"Oh, it's really strange
Weird little test. "
"Usually other people hire me to kill others. This is the first time I've seen such a unique little request. It's so simple."
Wade showed no resistance and acted like he was about to commit suicide by slitting his throat, which only gave Dracula a headache.
Dracula frowned slightly, showing hesitation.
"Damn it!"
"If I can subvert your thinking with a simple hint of magic, then you are useless to me."
Dracula said, looking at Tsuyoshi Yamanoami who was still eating and drinking.
strangeness.
Are her human servants unmoved even if they are controlled? !
etc……
Dracula came to his senses and looked at Wade again, holding the knife.
"Why haven't you done anything yet?!"
"No, boss, I thought we were imitating the plot of some old movie, about horror and twisted love stories or something."
Wade said with a big grin.
"My suggestion magic is of no use to you. It has obviously been activated successfully."
Dracula said bluntly, and Wade replied without any care.
"Uh-huh."
"Vampire's little tricks of psychological suggestion don't seem to work on me. Ever since I "graduated" from some damn weapon modification project, I've been immune to mind control. "
Wade let go of the knife, pointed at his head with one hand, and said to Dracula with a smile on the other hand.
"Honestly."
"I can't even control my brain, hahaha."
"..."
Dracula was stunned for a moment, then accepted Wade's crazy thinking, and at the same time, he raised the corner of his mouth into a smile.
"Excellent."
"As expected, only you, the immortal and crazy Wade Wilson, can complete my mission."
"What's more, now we have the arrival of the Demon Lord."
Dracula raised his glass, and the vampire king laughed happily.
"I'm getting married."
"This marriage will unite the entire monster world and end the grudges that the monsters have been brewing for centuries."
"However."
"This throne is not that easy to sit on, and not everyone expects the peace that this marriage will bring."
…
The arrival of the Devil King, the ultimate iron man's wantonness.
The Fantastic Four, Lord Doom, and even the Legion of Dragons on the Hudson River next to Manhattan above the Monster Metropolis at this time!
The world is chaotic, but also very exciting.
At this moment.
It’s time for Dracula to take action too!
Not only does he want to become the king of vampires, he also wants to become the master of all monsters.
In all the stories, the terrifying monsters will regard him as their king.
The premise of all this.
It requires a marriage between the vampire family and the monsters.
The Vampire King said to Wade, Dracula's tone was unprecedentedly tough and could not be refused.
"The task is simple, you must bring my bride back!
"
"oh!"
Wade nodded blankly.
Different from Dracula's excited tone, this guy looked at the wine glass in his hand suspiciously.
“Wow, I took a sip… Oh my god, it’s blood!
! "
Wade was so shocked that he almost spit out his tongue. It was so disgusting.
"Why."
Dracula sighed, his momentum just now was interrupted, obviously the surging feeling had just come out.
This annoying mercenary is really hard to like.
"I said before that this is the "best wine", I thought you could understand. "
"I see."
"I wanted to avoid appearing too rude, so I thought of finding a potted plant to pour the 'wine' out of. "
"But apart from the upside-down bats I saw, there wasn't even a hair here. Doesn't the Vampire King need plants in his castle?!"
Wade asked a good question, but Dracula was not prepared to answer, he just said calmly.
"Okay, just leave it there."
Wade threw away the wine glass casually. He was actually not a guy with aristocratic etiquette.
It's just that there is a new boss in front of him, and he needs to give Dracula some face.
"Anyway, no problem, I'll pick up your fiancée."
"certainly."
"You don't have to worry about me making mistakes, because I will let my dear ones come with me."
"I'm always very serious about relationships...she will be angry."
Wade approached Dracula, regardless of the vampire king's unhappy expression because of the smell on his body.
Wade tapped Bo Gang with his thumb, indicating that the lady he now had had a bad temper.
"Um...where is your fiancée?!"
Wade finally asked a key question.
"desert."
"There is a small area in the Afghan desert. She is waiting for the day when her family will come to hold her hand and marry me."
Dracula waved his hand and spoke lightly of an address that inspired Wade's memory fragments.
"ha?!"
"I always feel like this reminds me of something?" ! "
Wade hit his head in great distress.
"My shadow must be related to this. I have investigated something before..."
Memories of Wade's efforts.
Oops, dead memories are starting to attack me.
About shadows.
About the onion that took away the shadow, and... Francis, Francis' pink bunny boy.
And...a new killer on the list of underground killers going to Afghanistan!
"Um, what's the problem?!"
Dracula's sudden question interrupted Wade's frantic thinking, and his memory evaporated again.
"Oh, it's not important."
"Compared to finding the shadow, I think it's okay not to remember these little things."
Wade said indifferently, and at the same time he pointed to the empty place under his feet.
He said with a pity look on his face.
"Afghanistan must be a good place. I will go and bring your bride back, but I want to add a little to the reward."
"I lost my shadow, great vampire king, my new boss, can you help me find it?!"
Wade remembered the price he wanted most, and he made new demands on Dracula.
"no problem."
"I have long admired the name of Moonlight Moria, who controls the zombie army to attack Manhattan."
Dracula showed the fangs at the corners of his mouth. The vampire's servants are all over the world, and there are his monster scouts in the tunnels leading to the underground.
Some secret information cannot be hidden from Dracula either.
"Shadow Realm."
"A new force spreading in the Caribbean may be related to the Moonlight Moria you are looking for."
"real?!"
Wade's eyes immediately lit up, and he eagerly drew out his two knives, ready to go.
"etc."
fine.
The Vampire King's banquet is not over yet, and neither Dracula nor Yamanoami Tsuyoshi is in a hurry to set off.
"Our beautiful lady hasn't finished her meal yet, so there's no rush to start the mercenary mission."
"Before that, let us first take a look at the heat of the human world.
Make a fuss. "
…
Dracula called his servant again, and a furbolg like a wild man appeared.
They carried the large-inch high-definition display to the lobby and skillfully connected the equipment.
"Wow."
"I didn't expect vampires to still watch the evening news, or that you could stay up late and watch the midday theater together?!"
"Damn it, is this the benefit of not sleeping? It's so enviable."
Human scientific creations appeared in Dracula's castle, and Wade was stunned on the spot.
"My magic weapon is more convenient, but if you want to save a little effort, you can also use human technology."
"You have lived for a long time, and you need to keep pace with the times."
Dracula pressed the remote control in his hand, more like a white-haired uncle living in an old castle.
Military satellite support provided by the blood descendants of the human world keeps Dracula housebound.
He can see what's going on around the world without even using his blood magic.
"Pioneer Technology."
"I'm not familiar with this name, but... God, a human who dares to bear the name of God!"
"I'm quite interested in them."
