New York ruins.
The underworld of Manhattan, a secret monster metropolis unknown to humans.
This is not a place that ordinary people can come to, because this is the domain of nightmares, foreign visitors, and legendary monsters.
The tree spirits, werewolves, and even the blood bats in the story are all frequent visitors here.
They are the original inhabitants of this world.
However.
The arrival of Wade Wilson.
A foul-mouthed mercenary, an immortal rotten man, this guy with a stinky smell all over his body is obviously not an ordinary person.
He has an invitation to the underworld of Manhattan, and now he has brought Yamanoami Go.
"Look, honey."
"I just know I'm welcome wherever I go."
Deadpool stood at the center of Monster Avenue with his hands on his hips, looking at the "lively" street, and smiled with satisfaction.
really.
A person as awesome as himself is welcomed wherever he goes. Just look at how happy the little wolf cub next to him is howling.
"Ouch..."
A shrill howl sounded.
In human-wolf form, the werewolf was as big as a calf, but in Bo Gang's little paws, it was as exquisite as a snack.
The terrifying monster under the full moon, but now no matter how hard he struggles, he can only become food in Bo Gang's mouth.
Accompanied by the terrifying sound of chewing and the sound of Bo Gang's extremely satisfied swallowing.
"tasty!!"
"Nice meat. This is the most satisfying thing I've eaten since I left this damn hell."
"Wade, compared to the useless Holy Lord, the feast you prepared for me is so much better!"
There was a sound like the earth was shaking.
The Mountain Demon who was enjoying his meal loudly praised Deadpool, unlike that guy from the Holy Lord.
He kept talking about brothers and sisters.
But after she escaped from hell, the Holy Lord was thinking about his evil dragon army, and he didn't even prepare a delicious meal.
It's really abominable.
It really made Bo feel hungry and extremely angry just thinking about it, but he's fine now.
"I like here."
"A variety of different snacks can keep me full, my delicious journey, ho ho ho."
Bo Gang grabbed the buildings on both sides and hoisted the monster like a tyrannosaurus like a bamboo stick.
"oh."
"Monster dinosaurs, from which storybook or some ancient lost world?!"
"But none of that matters, I think they'll taste great."
There were panicked bats flying in the streets, accompanied by Wade's taunting.
This guy who doesn't take things too seriously brings the mountain demons with huge appetites, and the monster metropolis is completely disrupted by them.
Deadpool clapped his hands and looked at Bo Gang's delicious food. He even wanted to light a fire himself and join in for a meal.
"To know."
"I don't usually like to eat raw food unless I'm extremely hungry, and honey, do you want a burrito?!"
Wade, like a magician, snatched a stack of noodles from the hands of some monster boss.
He held ketchup in one hand and mustard in the other, pouring it into his mouth.
At the same time, he was talking nonsense, saying that he wanted to use all monsters as food.
"ah."
"The Mexican monster chef is me, hahaha."
…
Several werewolves.
A few skewers of freshly baked Tyrannosaurus skewers.
There were also some tree spirits, as well as swarms of small insects and beasts in the building, and Bo just started her buffet.
At this moment.
The busiest place on Monster Street was ruined because of Go Yamanoami's dining.
"Look."
"What rare thing did we find, Bat-Superman?!"
Wade sat with his legs crossed on the ruins, feeling no pity at all for the death of these monsters.
Please.
What a monster.
Either killing or being killed, eating or being eaten, this is not a normal thing.
Now that they were eaten by Bo Gang, it can only be said that... they did a great job.
However.
The bats flying back in the sky seemed to have different views.
Crash.
At this point, the hazy mist appeared together with the human form transformed by the bat.
They were wearing suits and ties, and they looked quite gentlemanly.
"Wow!"
"He looks like a human, but he actually looks more handsome than me. It's simply unreasonable."
Wade put on a bad face.
At that time, a hand was pointing at his temple, and he was digging his fingers into it, showing that he was thinking hard.
"By the way, what did I do last time I came to Monster Metropolis?!"
"I forgot, I forgot, it's all because my dear is too enthusiastic about me, after my brain has been digested too many times..."
Wade gave up thinking and spread his hands helplessly.
There was nothing that could be done about it, after all, the relationship between him and Bo Gang was extremely pure.
It is a passionate love story between humans and non-humans.
There are some small flaws in the process, such as amnesia due to excessive brain regeneration, Wade said that these are normal phenomena.
Moreover.
Just cause something to happen, wouldn't someone come to tell Wade what he should do? !
"Why."
"A man like me can't help but show off wherever he goes. There's nothing we can do about it."
"Tell me, what do you want from me?!"
Wade had an indifferent tone, waiting for the greetings from the vampires in front of him.
"Oh, vampire!"
"You see, don't I remember it quickly?!"
Wade jumped up from the ground, looking very happy, as if his memory had been activated.
"Vampire, is it delicious?!"
For Bo Gang, her question is even more straightforward.
"have no idea."
Wade held up the Mexican hot sauce and hesitated slightly before saying.
"How about I squeeze some hot sauce for you and let's try it?!"
"Deadpool!"
"Wade Wilson!!"
The sound of gnashing teeth showed that the vampires were also angry, especially when facing Wade who didn't take them seriously.
There is also the anger of Yamanoami Tsuyoshi who dares to go on a killing spree as soon as he shows up in Monster Metropolis.
But even so.
They did not dare to make the slightest move, because their master had given orders to invite the uninvited guests back.
"Oh, calling me by my first name is not a good thing."
"Maybe you should add an honorific and call me Mr. Wade Wilson, or you can just call me Dad."
Wade jumped up.
He picked up two broken knives from somewhere and used them as his new weapons.
Although it is naturally incomparable with my previous treasured equipment, it is suitable for use at this moment.
"I haven't been active for a long time. It's warm-up time. Let's get moving with Deadpool's personal trainer!"
“Step one, expand the movement.”
There is no need to have a good conversation with the vampire. Wade draws his knife and launches a set of death combos that kill without mercy.
The sword flashed.
Ever since he was swallowed by Bo Gang and taken to the gate of hell, Wade hasn't exercised for a long time.
"That's enough, that's enough."
"We are not here to fight. Our master wants to see you. Your nonsense is beyond the limit of our tolerance."
Fleeing in embarrassment.
In terms of close combat skills, these vampire messengers are obviously no match for Wade.
"Please."
"You are vampires, I am just a weak human being, don't mess with me, I am a dangerous person, okay!"
Wade used a very bad tone.
At the same time, he drew a knife and chased madly from behind. The crazy mercenary became more interested.
Wade didn't know how to talk to vampires properly, and the garrulous mercenary yelled loudly.
"ha."
"Little bat, when I cut off your wings, I will know who your master is."
