"Okay, okay, okay!"
"But if the flying generals of Dragon City are here, I won't teach Hu Ma to cross the Yin Mountains..."
Li Shimin put his hands on his hands and smiled: "You can write such a magnificent poem at the age of eight. You are worthy of being my son."
After finishing speaking, Li Shimin seemed to have remembered something, and glanced at Zhou Gonggong and said: "Ask the imperial physician to prepare some medicine for bruises and send it to Gao Ming, so as not to leave the patient behind. After all, he is my favorite son, hahaha."
Eunuch Zhou cupped his hands and said, "Yes, Your Majesty..."
Before Eunuch Zhou could go down, Li Shimin waved his hand and said, "That's all. I'll go over in person later to see if this kid has been beaten."
The muscles on Eunuch Zhou's face kept twitching.
If he remembered correctly, he just beat the eldest prince until he screamed, but you yourself...
But he definitely didn't dare to say this, so he could only give it away again and then resigned.
…
At this time, Li Shimin's good son had returned to the Zhongshan Palace and was lying on the massage bed like a salted fish.
Originally, according to the normal historical trend, Li Chengqian was to be established as the prince and move to the East Palace in this year.
It’s just that the Li Chengqian now is no longer the original Li Chengqian.
As a person from later generations, it is absolutely impossible for him to go to the tiger and wolf den in the East Palace.
After Li Chengqian's continuous begging, Li Shimin finally gave him a mansion.
Although the mansion is not big, it is well-equipped, with a courtyard in the front and a garden in the back, and more than a hundred servants and maids.
Li Chengqian's biggest hobby is hiding in the garden every day and tinkering with unknown gadgets.
Because of these little tricks, Li Chengqian's personal eunuch Xiao Chuzi suffered a lot.
Apart from other things, just a few days ago, he was blackmailed by something called "**".
At this time, he saw the young ancestor tinkering with charcoal and saltpeter again, and he couldn't help but secretly swallow his saliva.
As a proper science and engineering man in his previous life, Li Chengqian made wine as easily as ordinary people drink water.
After finishing the fuse, Li Chengqian stood up, stretched his waist, looked at the little Chuzi beside him, and said, "Go and light that fuse."
Hearing this, Xiao Chuzi curled his lips, and then he took out the Huozhezi from his arms with his head held high and walked over like a martyr.
Although he was also very scared, as a servant, he knew that his master's words were too powerful, especially since the person in front of him was a grand prince, so he couldn't hesitate.
When he handed the fire certificate to the lead, he just wanted to shout: "Your Highness, help me take care of my seventh uncle..."
Little Chuzi closed his eyes and waited for a long time, but the familiar sound did not come, only the sound of burning.
Opening his eyes, little Chuzi immediately saw a scene that stunned him.
I only saw the bamboo tube standing there, but sparks like a fountain spewed out from the bamboo tube.
Seeing this, Xiao Chuzi suddenly knelt on the ground: "Your Highness, this, this..."
He thought it was because of his own operating error that the thing didn't explode.
"It's done."
Li Chengqian jumped up and down in excitement.
You must know that people in this era have never seen fireworks. Who has seen such a beautiful thing?
If this thing comes out, people who come to buy it will probably have to queue from Chang'an City to Jiangnan.
Li Chengqian had a cheerful smile on his face. He pulled his little Chuzi and said excitedly: "Little Chuzi, I want to make a lot of money and get rich!"
"Make a fortune?"
"Not necessarily..."
{Received anger value +35 from Li Shimin...}
Just as Li Chengqian was having fun, he heard an extremely majestic voice coming from behind.
Then, Li Shimin walked in accompanied by an old eunuch.
Glancing at Li Chengqian, Li Shimin's face was gloomy: "As the eldest son of the empire, you don't want to make progress. You only think about competing for profits with the people all day long. Do you want me to help you improve your memory?"
Hearing this, Li Chengqian subconsciously covered his buttocks, then smiled naively at Li Shimin and said, "Father, what kind of wind brings you here?"
Originally, Li Shimin felt happy after hearing Eunuch Zhou's report, so he wanted to come over and see his son.
But after I came, I regretted it.
This guy really hasn't changed at all. The meal he planned during the day was in vain.
"You are a bastard with bad morals and no knowledge. You are simply the biggest failure of my life."
Li Shimin pointed at Li Chengqian and said angrily: "Go to class tomorrow. If you let me know that you are disobeying the teacher again, I will break your legs."
After hearing this, Li Chengqian immediately woke up: "No, as long as he is a teacher, I will not go to class."
{Received anger value +55 from Li Shimin...}
"Asshole!"
Hearing this, Li Shimin wanted to go over and kick this kid in the face, but this was his mansion, so he had to save some face for him.
Therefore, Li Shimin took several deep breaths before saying: "Master Li is well-read in poetry and books and is known for his talent. He has taught two princes successively. Couldn't he be your teacher?"
Hearing this, Li Chengqian grinned secretly.
Li Gang was well-read in poetry and had a reputation for talent.
But anyone who really knows this person knows that he is a veritable prince killer...
The prince killer Li Gang has left a mark on history.
During the Sui Dynasty, Li Gang taught Yang Yong, but Yang Yong became the deposed prince and was demoted to a commoner.
During the Tang Dynasty, this guy became Li Jiancheng's teacher again, but the result was worse than Yang Yong, and he was directly killed by his cheap man.
According to the normal historical trajectory, this old man will become Li Chengqian's teacher.
Historically, Li Chengqian's end was not much better than the previous two. He suffered a three-hit package of being crippled, demoted, and died tragically.
Teaching three princes, the survival rate is zero.
It is no exaggeration to say that in his limited life, brother Li Gang completed an unprecedented and unprecedented victory for a profession called prince.
Although Li Chengqian doesn't want to be the prince, he doesn't want to die either...
It's just that Li Chengqian knew this, but Li Shimin didn't.
Seeing Li Chengqian's appearance at this time, Li Shimin's face turned livid: "If you don't give me a perfect explanation, not only will you have to eat again, but you will also have to kowtow to Master Li and admit your mistake!"
Li Chengqian sighed, but for the sake of his own ass, he still said: "Father, do you still remember who Master Li taught before?"
"The former crown prince Yang Yong and this dynasty's uncle."
Li Shimin narrowed his eyes and asked, "Is there any problem with this?"
"May I ask my father, what will be the outcome of these two people?"
Hearing this, Li Shimin's breath suffocated.
As Tian Khan, Li Shimin's IQ is definitely not bad. He didn't react at first, but now he remembers that neither of them seems to have a good ending.
Needless to say, Yang Yong's result was that Li Jiancheng was shot dead by him himself.
Thinking of this, Li Shimin's expression changed a little.
In the feudal era, everyone from the emperor to the common people believed in superstitious theories.
Li Gang's achievements were unparalleled, and Li Shimin was also a little scared.
Although he sometimes wanted to beat this kid to death, he was his own son after all.
Seeing this, Li Chengqian bowed and said, "Father, although I don't have great ambitions, I don't want to die either."
Cherish life and stay away from Li Gang.
This is always true.
Seeing Li Shimin's expression, Li Chengqian breathed a sigh of relief.
It seems that Li Gang can no longer be his teacher.
Just when Li Chengqian breathed a sigh of relief, Li Shimin suddenly looked up at the blackened bamboo tube behind Li Chengqian and asked, "What is that?"
