"Fake!?" Feng Zhan muttered to himself. He didn't expect that such a beautiful place would be fake.
However, it is not easy to identify whether this fake one is an illusion or a different kind of space magic, because although this place is called a fake hometown, it always exudes a real feeling, which makes people unable to help themselves. Immerse.
The space here seems to be very large. If the clown's hometown is true, it is probably a small land. However, he is still a little confused as to why he was teleported here. Is it to let him? Are they visiting the clown's hometown? Are they still fake? ?
However, there was no need to think too much, and someone soon came out to explain. Of course, the person who explained was just a clown.
When Feng Zhan was about to explore this place, a clown appeared with his head held high. He was originally several kilometers away, but he came to Feng Zhan and the others in just the blink of an eye.
"You, five distinguished nobles!" The clown was very polite, putting his hand on his chest and saluting.
Feng Zhan and the four girls looked at the clown who suddenly appeared. Their vigilance did not drop at all, but instead became more intense. The appearance of this clown was really too sudden, let alone a few kilometers away. Well, even if he was dozens of kilometers away, he should have sensed it, and this guy seemed to appear out of thin air, just a few kilometers away without any warning. To say how polite he was, then It's all secondary. Just based on the weird way this guy appears, people have to suspect that he has ulterior motives. What's more, in such an environment, how can it make people feel at ease?
Speaking of which, compared to other clowns, this clown's appearance is much neater. At least his hair is no longer so messy and well-kempt. His clothes are no longer in a colorful conjoined shape, but rather similar to The top and bottom of the suit are separated, but it is still a light green color, which is very suitable for the title of clown.
Wearing white gloves, she looks very clean, but what doesn't match is a pair of big leather shoes, which also exposes the image of a clown. As for the red nose, it is standard for clowns. It is so red that it cannot be concealed at all, but , there is no oil paint on the clown's face at all, unlike other clowns who paint themselves so much that it is almost invisible. There is no trace of oil paint on its face, but it has to be seen clearly. Its appearance seems to be a bit difficult, because there is always a layer of mist on its face. Although it is very light, it covers its face very well and nothing can be seen.
Seeing that several people were silent, the clown who suddenly appeared did not intend to silence the place. Instead, he spoke on his own, "Please don't be polite. Let me show you our clown's house." Our home is so beautiful!”
After saying that, he asked several people to follow it and leave the place. Looking at the clown walking in front, Feng Zhan only thought briefly, then motioned to a few girls and followed him directly, but his eyes still told them As a girl, if anything goes wrong, take action immediately and deal with the clown first.
The reason why I didn't kill this guy right away was because I wanted to get some information as much as possible. After all, I just arrived here and found nothing. Suddenly a clown popped up. Even if he had any malicious intent, I had to get in touch with him in order to understand. Enough stuff.
"This river does not look wide, but it is said to be the mother river of our clowns. According to an ancient clown fable, we were born from the river. Our ancestors were once pearls in the mouth of a river mussel. , after millions of years of long gestation, under the illumination of countless sunlight and moonlight, it finally accumulated enough energy, was born from it, came to this world, and began to multiply..."
This unknown clown seemed to be very conscientious, like a tour guide, explaining the history of this place. However, Feng Zhan was dismissive. What you said is so magical, is it made by your family? It's not that your ancestors were born from pearls, but that your ancestor was just one person, how could he give birth to such a large number of people like you? Could it be that he belongs to a monkey? I just plucked out the hair and blew it for you. What is it like to have a group of people come out?
As if he heard Feng Zhan's thoughts, the clown explained directly, "It's a pity that we only have one ancestor. We want to multiply our huge ethnic group, but we are powerless, but God always favors those who work hard. During thousands of years of wandering and searching, our ancestors found our grandmother, an elf born from flowers with unparalleled beauty. When they first met, they fell in love with each other, and I have determined that the other person is the one who will stay with me for the rest of my life..."
Incomparable beauty! ?
When Feng Zhan imagined the appearance of those clowns, he felt that it was a bit impossible. Either your ancestors had serious flaws in their aesthetic ability and had a different understanding of beauty than ordinary people, or your ancestors were simply extremely ugly, otherwise they would not have been allowed to live. You descendants have grown up like this.
Fortunately, Feng Zhan's voice was not heard this time, otherwise, he would really have to doubt whether he would be unable to keep secrets here.
The space here is really huge. After walking for three days and three nights, there is no end in sight, and they didn’t even eat a meal in the middle. If Feng Zhan and the others hadn’t brought their own food, they would have starved to death. , and it was strange enough that the clown could walk without eating or drinking for three days and three nights without stopping.
But when the morning of the fourth day came, the clown stopped. Feng Zhan and the others, who originally thought that this guy would be gone for who knows how long, felt a little strange, because this guy actually stopped and still said Invite them to dinner.
"Five distinguished guests, our clown eating habit is to eat once every three days, that is, we will eat on the fourth night. Because I have been so focused on explaining our beautiful hometown to you that I forgot about you humans. The creatures are used to it. I’m very sorry. To express my apology, the delicacies prepared for you must be high-quality human products that are very suitable for your tastes..."
As the clown was speaking, he clapped his hands, and then hundreds of clowns appeared from all around, and all of them were women. The reason why I think this is because these clowns are smaller than the guy in front of him, or the clowns before. Said, the body has obvious curves, but they are no different from the clowns we have encountered before. The grease paint on their faces, messy hairstyles, and messy jumpsuits make people think that these are normal clowns. , however, it is now certain that there are indeed women among the clowns. Otherwise, if there are only men, it will not only be easy to think of Brokeback Mountain, but also make people wonder how they continue.
These hundreds of female clowns were each holding large silver plates with a diameter of one meter in their hands, holding up exquisite and huge delicacies, and placed them one by one in an open space.
Although those delicacies can be said to be in line with the taste of humans, even elf girls are no exception, but at this time, everyone is in a very heavy mood, and their vigilance has become stronger, not because of anything else, but The appearance of these female clowns, just like this guy who has been acting as a tour guide, is too sudden. If they have any ill intentions towards us, the consequences will be very bad and absolutely dangerous.
"Distinguished guests, please!"
However, under the instructions of the tour guide clown, the female clowns did not do anything unnecessary. After they finished serving the dishes, they retreated to the sides, lowered their heads, and crossed their hands in front of them, as if Like a real maid, she quietly awaits the orders of her guests and masters.
Faced with this situation, several girls looked at Feng Zhan. The meaning seemed to be obvious. If we enter the place where the food is surrounded by these clowns, we may really be surrounded by people. Now, should we go in, or should we do it now, lest this clown tour guide summons a group of clowns for us later. In that case, we will be beaten up, and the trouble will be even greater. .
But at this time, Feng Zhan did not respond to the concerned looks of several girls. Instead, he kept silently staring at the female clowns and food. His eyes were constantly wandering around, making the atmosphere here become a little more tense. It seemed like he was about to take action at any moment.
Unfortunately, unexpectedly, after Feng Zhan stared at this place for five minutes, under the smiling face of the clown tour guide, he returned the same smile and generously pulled a few girls to sit down. As if he were the owner here, he said, "Well, it looks very rich, full of color, flavor and flavor. You prepared it very meticulously!"
Hearing Feng Zhan's words, the clown, who looked like a tour guide and a butler, seemed very happy, "It is Pizue's honor to be praised by a distinguished guest like you..."
The flattering remarks were really like the wealthy butlers who took care of Feng Zhan's daily life. Feng Zhan was the master, and the girls were naturally the hostesses. The dishes served by hundreds of people were arranged neatly for nearly a whole day. The distance is kilometers, and if the few people sitting in front want to eat anything other than the few dishes in front of them, they may not be able to do it without someone to take care of them.
At this time, Pi Jue'e naturally played the role of a housekeeper, directing the female clowns around him. When Feng Zhan and the others were eating, he placed the dishes in sequence, always keeping them in place. At the right time, he appeared in front of Feng Zhan and a few girls, so that they could reach out and touch him. Even if Feng Zhan hadn't had the habit of feeding others, maybe this Pi Chuie would have been able to let these female clowns feed them.
This is a very long meal, with hundreds of dishes, each of which is served in a container of nearly one meter. If you want to finish it, you really need a lot of stomach capacity. Fortunately, There were several people with large appetites, so they were all welcome, and the food was indeed as Feng Zhan said, full of color, flavor and taste, and it made people feel relaxed and happy when they tasted it.
It also took a day. When the next day was about to come, the five people finally ate all the delicacies without any left. The clowns did not move a chopstick. They seemed to have been prepared. He took out a bunch of black stuff that looked like moldy dough, and started to eat while taking care of Feng Zhan and the others. The clown-like tour guide was no exception. He also ate the same black stuff. Something weird.
