"Mr. Yi, Senior Zhong, the inn is getting more and more interesting on this rainy night..."
"I didn't expect that in addition to us, there would also be escorts and escorts coming to this inn built on the tombstone..."
The underworld escort master only escorts things from the underworld that make the living cry and the dead laugh.
Jin An is no stranger to this sneaky escort master.
This can be considered the second time I met a ghost escort master.
But when it comes to meeting a live escort.
This is the first time.
No wonder Jin An is so interested.
"The Yin escort masters have a heavy Yin energy and are most taboo with water. During the escort period, they often stay away from water for ten and a half months without taking a shower. Even when they drink water, they only drink the clean water they bring with them. But now they are escorting Yin escorts in the rain. , has broken the biggest taboo of the escort master."
"It seems that their bloody disaster tonight is related to the water evil."
"Huh? Look at the coffin parked in the yard. The cinnabar on the yellow talisman has been soaked by the rain and melted. Even the hemp rope used to tie the coffin has golden juice dripping from the surface. Could this bundle of coffin rope be Buddhist? The golden body powder of the eminent monk after his death, right?"
When it came to the end, Jin An was slightly surprised.
The golden body of the eminent Buddhist monk is a Buddhist treasure. This kind of thing only exists among Buddhist disciples. It is unexpected that such a Buddhist treasure can also be seen on a group of Oshiin bodyguards encountered in the wild.
This is really strange.
Jin An looked at the black coffin in the yard curiously.
Who needs such a high-standard seal?
The four big men walked into the inn in a hurry, not bothering to look at the other people. They threw a few pieces of silver to the waiter and asked the waiter to find a few people to help them find something that could protect them from the wind and rain, and give them the coffin parked in the yard. Set up a rain shelter.
As the saying goes, money can make the world go round.
The waiter in the shop looked at the few pieces of broken silver in his hand and was grateful. He happily went to find his companions to build a rain shelter for the coffin parked in the yard.
There was obviously a happy expression on his face, but the two eyes of the waiter were like dead fish eyes, unable to move.
The rain shelter was built very quickly, and there were ready-made ones in the inn. After a while, a simple rain shelter was erected in the yard.
The appearance is far from beautiful.
But the good thing is that we finally have a rain cover.
Then the four escort masters took out a large stack of yellow talismans from their bodies and began to replace the yellow talismans on the coffin that were wet by the rain.
When they saw the golden juice dripping from the hemp rope, these people stood in the yard and muttered a few words.
I don't know what they are discussing.
In the end, it seemed that the consensus was finally reached.
They once again found the waiter and asked for a big rooster. Then they chopped off the head of the chicken on the spot and bled it into a bowl.
The headless rooster, which was not yet dead, was very strong and fluttered violently in the hands of the big man. However, the man's hand was very strong and he held the headless rooster as steady as a rock.
Subsequently.
These escort masters mixed chicken blood with the ashes of burning yellow charms, stirred it with their fingers to see if the fire was almost done, put their bloody fingers in their mouths and sucked them clean, then picked up two porcelain bowls, covered them top and bottom, and used the bowls to The seams filter out impurities and slowly ooze scarlet rooster blood.
All the filtered rooster blood was passed into the ink fountain box held by another person, and then the four of them worked together to quickly fill the coffin with the sealing ink fountain line.
This dazzling operation left several tables of ordinary people eating in the inn dumbfounded.
So when these four people finished all their work and walked back into the inn to find a table to sit down at, the voices in the inn suddenly became quiet. Even the obese shrew with a tough personality shrank his neck timidly, not daring to say anything to her. Look at those four people.
Since ancient times, coffins have been the most taboo among people.
It is believed that contact with the coffin will bring bad luck, and getting too close to the coffin will cause bad luck for several days. The coffin sellers, coffin bearers, and coffin escorts are all shunned by the world.
"Master Jin An, look at their leggings." As the escorts walked into the inn and sat down, Mr. Feng Shui asked Jin An in a low voice.
Jin An took a closer look.
After the escorts entered the inn and sat down, they began to take off the leggings on their calves and stuck a yellow charm on their trousers.
The yellow talisman was also somewhat wet, and the cinnabar showed signs of melting.
After the four escorts replaced the yellow charms in their trousers, they lowered their trousers and tied their leggings again.
Only then did Jin An notice that these escorts had been busy in the yard outside for a while, and the soles of their shoes were actually dry all the time.
The only traces of wet shoes on the floor of the inn are those of the waiter.
That's a bit interesting.
Jin An became even more interested in the origins of this group of scheming escorts.
"The yellow talisman attached to the calf must be a water-avoiding talisman. No wonder this group of scheming escorts are so courageous and dare to rush on a rainy night. It turns out that they are confident, so they are so confident."
At this time.
The waiter of a restaurant walked towards the four burly escorts, perhaps because of the previous rewards. This time the waiter nodded and bowed, more politely handed over the bamboo menu and asked what kind of food they wanted to order.
It's just that attentive expression and a pair of dead fish eyes that can't move, which makes people feel indescribably weird.
Who knows.
After checking the water-proof talisman and retying the leggings, the escort master took out the dry food and meat he had brought with him and started eating dryly.
Each of them obviously had a bamboo water bottle hanging on their waist, but no one took the initiative to take a sip of water.
The escort refused the waiter's attentive service, saying that his brothers could only eat the dry food they brought with them.
The waiter refused to leave and was still urging the Yin escort master to leave and order food.
But the escorts never relented and just refused to order. The waiters in the shop made them anxious. One of them was the shortest, with a short and thick build, the youngest and the hottest tempered, and looked coldly at him. He glared at the waiter in the shop and said, "You know very well that we, the escort masters, are born with water evil spirits and are most afraid of touching water, yet you still keep forcing us to touch water. Don't push us too hard, because the two sides will be at odds with each other."
"You go about your business, and we'll go our own way. We won't infringe upon each other. We'll take shelter from the rain overnight and leave immediately."
The waiter was scolded by the hot-tempered escort. He didn't get angry. He stood still and looked at the other diners in the store. They were all attracted by the quarrel on his side and had no intention of leaving.
Just when Jin An thought a fight was about to start.
At this time, the chef's shout came from the back kitchen of the inn.
Call the waiter to serve the food.
The waiter then turned and left.
"Mr. Jin'an, it seems that these treacherous escorts are all extraordinary people with some real abilities. It seems that they saw the evil wind carrying drizzle at night, and the rain was getting heavier and heavier, so they came to this grave. To hide from the rain." Mr. Feng Shui whispered to Jin An.
Jin An was amused.
When others want to take shelter from the rain, they always stand under a big tree, under the eaves, or under an awning.
It's a good thing that these sneak escorts took shelter in other people's graves from the rain.
What a bold artist.
Yin Darts are inherently heavy with Yin Qi. Others may want to stay as far away from graveyards as possible, but these brave Yin Dart masters who are skilled in the art do not shy away from doing so.
However, it can also be seen from this that the water-avoiding talisman is not omnipotent. It can only avoid water from the outside world, but cannot avoid drinking water in the stomach.
Just at this time.
The waiter who had just left to serve the dishes had already walked out from the back kitchen. He was holding a tray in his hand and serving the dishes to Jin An's table with a smile on his face.
That smile on that face.
It was completely impossible to tell that he had had a quarrel with the guest just now.
"Gentlemen, this is the meal you just ordered, plain chicken, dry pot vegetables, fish soup, mapo tofu, and the last dish, stir-fried lung slices for husband and wife..."
"This bottle of wine was specially given to these gentlemen by our shopkeeper. Today is the favorite day of our shopkeeper's daughter, who has hired Chenglong's son-in-law, so today's guests are all gifted a bottle of daughter's wine. The gentlemen have a good meal. good."
After the waiter put down the dishes and a bottle of daughter's red, he was about to turn around and leave.
"Waiter, why do I always see you working in the store, but why don't you see the manager of your store?" Jin An stopped the waiter who was about to leave and asked curiously.
The waiter cleverly replied: "Our shopkeeper is upstairs with others busy arranging wedding rooms and wedding matters. When the wedding preparations are completed, our shopkeeper will come down soon. What does this gentleman want to do with our shopkeeper?" "
Jin An was thoughtful, then smiled and said it was okay, so he just asked casually and let the waiter go.
The waiter in that shop was also persistent. Before leaving, there was a pot of red wine on the wooden tray. When he passed the table of the escort, he put down the drink without saying a word and left. He continued to work with other waiters in posting red wine in the inn. Lanterns, red cloth, large Chinese characters, lanterns and colorful decorations made it very lively.
Tsk tsk.
There is no trace of the fact that it is in the soil of a dead person's grave.
The escorts glanced coldly at the waiter's leaving figure, said nothing, and continued to eat the dry food and dried meat in their hands silently.
This bamboo water bottle hangs around your waist without taking a sip no matter how hard it is to swallow.
Watching the waiter put down his drink and leave, Jin An smiled at Mr. Feng Shui and Mr. Zhong Laosan at the same table and said, "This store is quite interesting."
"The waiter at the shop went to the kitchen, and even the eyes in his eye sockets were different. Just now they were dead fish eyes, and now they are dead crow eyes."
"Even people have become smarter."
"People always say that crows announce funerals. Seeing crows on graves is not a good sign. It is most likely to kill the person and the officials from the underworld are here to collect the soul."
Jin An said, picking up the chopsticks in the bamboo tube on the table, and using the chopsticks to turn over the steaming dishes on the plate.
Don't even say it.
This meal is really unique.
The aroma is delicious.
Complete color and fragrance.
"Mr. Yi, Senior Zhong, these meals in the soil of graves, could they be tributes from the dead or hallucinations conjured up by human urine, toads, and centipedes in the wilderness?"
"Especially this plate of Husband and wife's lung slices, which is so exciting to look at. It's full of color, flavor and flavor. Is there really a couple's lung slices?"
"If it's really an hallucination, you can't see any trace of a deceit when you poke your eyes."
After listening to Jin An's words, Mr. Feng Shui laughed. He directly picked up the chopsticks and took a big mouthful of husband and wife lung slices for himself. The more he chewed, the more fragrant it became. He couldn't help but praise his good cooking skills.
"Young master Jin'an, you can rest assured. Those antique dealers are spies from foreign races who have infiltrated our country of Kangding. They are all living people, not dead people in the cemetery. We can naturally eat things that living people can eat."
"Even those brave escorts who are skilled in art are not afraid to ask the store to borrow rooster blood to paint the coffin with ink lines. This shows that there is still something real in this Resentment Inn."
"That group of antique dealers just took advantage of the special location of this place, which is suitable for hiding here and not being easily discovered by the outside world. They are not crazy enough to plan to starve themselves to death here."
"And..." Mr. Feng Shui winked at Jin An meaningfully.
"Our souls are now possessed by the spiritual creature Zhizhao. We are not here with our real bodies. Even if we really eat toads and centipedes, the daughter's blood is filled with human urine, and it will not poison us."
Originally, Jin An listened to Mr. Feng Shui's words and wanted to eat with chopsticks to see if the paper-stuck person had taste buds. Would the paper-stuck person's face taste like paste when eating?
The soul can eat breath and practice, so it is normal to be able to smell the aroma of food.
Jin An has never tried possessing a piece of paper and stabbing someone into eating something.
So very curious.
But after hearing Mr. Feng Shui's last words, Jin An's hand that was about to move the chopsticks froze in mid-air, then shook his head with a wry smile and put down his chopsticks.
No matter if it’s a real meal or not.
Anyway, everything that Jin An sees now looks like toads and human urine, although these meals are not abnormal in his eyes.
But he can't pass the psychological test.
Just like some people say that beef daddy is non-toxic after being dried, and has a faint sweetness of licorice. It can be used to make tea, barbecue, and stir-fry dishes to add fragrance and taste... but Jin An will never really try it.
"Hahaha……"
Seeing Jin An's miserable expression on his face, Zhong Laosan, who had been bickering with Mr. Feng Shui, this time watched Jin An's expression with Mr. Feng Shui.
It turns out that the sky is not afraid of the earth, not even the thousand-year-old dragon king in the ancient tomb. Mr. Jin'an, who is indifferent to life and death, also has something to be afraid of.
Jin An's Achilles' heel is food.
Just as Mr. Feng Shui and Zhong Laosan were munching on vegetables, their mouths full of oil and relishing the food, the sound of carriages was heard in the courtyard on a rainy night. Not long after, another person came to the inn on a rainy night.
"Store, bring a pot of hot wine and let us brothers warm up quickly. It's really not human beings to drive at night on a rainy day. It's so damn cold. It feels like the blood in the joints all over the body is frozen... "
There was a lot of noise in the yard outside the door.
Then dozens of people walked in from outside the door.
The dozen or so people all had sinister faces and fierce eyes, and they looked like they were not good-natured. They all had a gleaming machete on their waist.
These people are all reckless people in the green forest.
Jin'an didn't need to use the Qi-gazing technique. He could see these people just by looking at his soul. They all had evil spirits on their bodies and they were all murderers who had committed human life cases.
As soon as these green and grassy people entered the inn, they started to make a fuss, fight and drink. Although they started to disguise themselves as soon as they entered the inn, they could not hide it from Jin An, who had left his body at this time. The leader secretly looked at the guards around the parents more than once.
It seems that these people are in the same group as the thieves and guards. They are helpers hired to restrain the other guards.
Jin An looked at the blackened rivers and lakes in various Yintangs, and then looked at the few wanted murderers hidden among the guards. This rainy night was becoming more and more interesting.
at this time.
Footsteps were heard upstairs in the inn, and then the wedding suona sounded.
Everyone sitting on the first floor looked up and saw the innkeeper coming down. The innkeeper was holding the bride's hand. The bride and the groom were wearing red wedding cannons and holding a red damask in their hands.
