Today's New York Pier is very lively and crowded with people.
Daddy Woodchuck and his friend Porcupine saw a lot of animals.
There are bison that are more than three meters tall, giraffes that are more than six meters tall and have long legs, and elephants and rhinoceroses that are as sturdy as forts.
The two of them even saw some ferocious predators.
Such as tigers, lions, leopards, etc.
Their clothes are also different.
Some were wearing vests, and some were bare-chested, with a thick gold necklace hanging around their necks.
Of course, there are also little rabbits in pure white dresses, jaguars with hot figures, or beautiful sheep that look very challenging.
Those little pink horns are so tempting!
Daddy Woodchuck is very excited.
Of course, it's not because of the bad perfume in the air and fishnet stockings that signify irritation.
But look around.
There are almost thousands of animals gathered in New York Harbor at this moment.
It was noon, and there weren't many food vendors in New York Harbor.
Skillfully taking out six burritos from the box, the groundhog father smiled and handed them to the silver gorilla across from him.
The other person looked very strong, and there was even a scar on his face.
Looks very unpleasant.
But after taking a bite of his delicious meat burrito, the silverback gorilla gave a thumbs up in approval:
"Man, it tastes good."
"Thank you, sir."
Dad Woodchuck skillfully accepted the fifty cents,
Then he gave the other party ten cents and continued to enthusiastically promote the delicious meat burritos:
"Burritos, burritos, sir, ladies, would you like a burrito? Three for twenty cents, super delicious!"
People all have a herd mentality.
At first the prairie dog still needs to bark.
But as time goes by.
The entire carton of burritos sold out quickly.
There are actually some more in the box.
But faced with the diners who came to the door, the prairie dog father chose to refuse.
He came to his friend Archie and handed the remaining meat burrito to the porcupine with a silly smile:
"Dude, your lunch."
Porcupine rolled his eyes.
He looked at the prairie dog speechlessly, then broke off half of the apple and handed it to him:
"Are you mentally ill? If you buy one more portion, you can earn more money. Can you cook it for me in the afternoon?"
The groundhog father smiled innocently.
He took the half apple offered by the other party.
He climbed onto the wooden box next to the porcupine and looked at the large number of animals gathered in front of the dock warehouse. He gnawed on a sweet apple and asked curiously:
"What are you doing over there?"
The porcupine glanced at his friend next to him:
"I don't know. Just go and see."
With that said, he jumped down from the wooden box and started to clean up the fruit stand in front of him.
The groundhog father quickly dissuaded the other party:
"You're crazy. The business here in one day is better than the business we did in the previous three days."
The porcupine shrugged, smiled and patted the groundhog on the shoulder:
"Man, I'm different from you. I'm single. I have time to look at the fruit stall here, so why not join in the fun."
The groundhog father opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something else:
"But……"
But Porcupine looked unconcerned:
"Okay, don't stay here anymore, let's go together."
On the other side, it is located in front of the dock warehouse.
A temporary podium was set up here.
A polar bear wearing a smock stands on stage.
He doesn't actually know how to give a speech.
Polar bears are better at ending their lives than giving speeches.
But there is no other way, survival of the fittest, and the gene that the strong is king is imprinted in the bones of animals.
The same sentence, spoken from the mouth of a colorful tiger, has a completely different effect from the mouth of a little white rabbit.
Although the former will make some animals fearful, the latter will make all animals feel ridiculous.
The polar bears have two options.
One is Ernie the Rhino, he has a very good image.
While he is tall and mighty, his status as a herbivore allows him to win the favor of most animals and is majestic enough.
But polar bears can't survive in just a few days.
Transform a dockworker into a speaker who dares to speak in front of thousands of people.
Another candidate is Simba the lion.
But this African lion is too violent and unable to understand his own thoughts.
In addition, the opponent's gang identity is also an easy point for attack.
There is no way, there are still too few talents at hand.
The polar bear had no choice but to bite the bullet and complete the first public speech in his life.
When the groundhog father arrived, the polar bear was already halfway through his speech.
His content is the same as most speakers.
He denounced the persecution of mankind, the incompetence of guilds, and the ruthless oppression of capital bosses.
Of course, there is also the issue of Woods Elementary School raising tuition again.
In terms of effect?
The polar bear's speech is not excellent. Even if he performs on the podium with very inflammatory gestures, he still can't be like a certain mustache.
A few sentences can arouse the emotions of most people.
But even so, this was a speech above the passing line.
At least he didn't let the animals leave out of boredom.
But what if you just let the animals stay?
This is a showmanship at best.
What is a real speech?
It is to express your thoughts and let more compatriots identify with your thoughts from the bottom of their hearts.
Ever since, in the middle of the speech.
The polar bear wearing overalls and overalls on the stage looked at the large crowd of animals under the stage.
The polar bear took a deep breath.
With his dark brown eyes scanning around, he raised his hand and pointed at a big-horned argali:
"I have a question, what is the reason why everyone works so hard? Mr. Bighorn Sheep, please answer it."
The bighorn sheep who was named stood up.
It can be seen from the scimitar-shaped horns that are as rough as tree roots that this is a young bighorn sheep.
Under the watchful eyes of many animals.
This young bighorn sheep is a little nervous.
Blushing slightly, looking embarrassed:
"I want to settle down in this city and have a house of my own."
The polar bear nodded and actively clapped his hands to applaud him.
Then he looked at the big bad wolf lady next to him who was wearing a cool long skirt and had a plump figure:
"Nice target, and you, the beautiful wolf lady over there."
Compared to the coy bighorn sheep before, this big bad wolf lady is much more confident.
She boldly stated the reason why she made money and complained:
"I want to eat meat, fresh meat, not canned beef every meal."
The polar bear smiled easily and said casually:
"Well, canned food does taste terrible, but the only thing worse than canned beef is cheap canned sardines. Any other animals to answer?"
Cans in the 1920s were not as beautiful as they would be a hundred years later.
Besides most animal people.
They won’t spend the money to go to the store and buy a bottle of authentically packaged cans.
The can in the mouth of this big bad wolf lady.
It is a cheap product, and its outer packaging is a reused silver-white tin can.
Most of the ingredients inside are leftover beef from butcher shops.
A homemade can that is simmered briefly and then sterilized at high temperatures.
It is a three-no product with no manufacturer, no production date, and no safety guarantee.
Polar bears say canned sardines are even worse.
If it's fresh sardines, maybe the guts are also processed.
However, most of the canned sardines in the fishery market are sardines that cannot be sold, and many of them have rotted and deteriorated inside.
Those who are particular will wash it a little, and those who are not particular will put it directly into cans.
The smell of canned sardines is fishy and smelly.
Sometimes you even find insect larvae that are not fish.
Of course, when cooked at high temperatures, everything turns into a "delicious" source of protein.
For white people, they want fresh beef.
But for the vast majority of animal people on Poseidon Street?
Cheap canned sardines without any ingredients are the choice for most carnivores.
In this way, as time passed, the polar bear asked several animals the same question. Most of their answers were about food, house, love and so on.
Until he saw a plump groundhog in front of the stage, the polar bear asked enthusiastically:
"Mr. Woodchuck over there, what's the reason you work so hard?"
"Click~"
No one knows that at this moment——
The gears of destiny begin to turn!
