In the live broadcast room of Dabang Country.
Wearing a small black suit and a middle-parted granny-grey hairdo, the chosen one looks girly: Kim Eun-chan.
He also encountered a black pet box here.
"Family, there is a box here, let me go to Kangkang."
He walked forward, observed it for a moment, then pressed his orchid finger against the wall and saw the sign.
"Ah, I have to kill the cat here to open a door. The cat is so cute, why should I kill the cat?"
"Hmph, people don't kill cats!"
Jin Encan turned his head away in anger, pouted, and put his hands on his hips.
He likes the feeling of being broadcast live nationwide and exuding more personal charm!
Watching this scene, the audience in Big Bang Country covered their faces and looked shameless.
The other chosen ones are scientists, soldiers, or writers.
In their case, it turned out to be a sissy singer who could curl up her orchid fingers.
Although they like pop songs, choosing this kind of pop singer to participate in the rules is completely crazy!
"Axi, why did you choose this thing!"
"There is no manliness at all. Don't look at it. He is not as good as our Jiang Zhe."
"Wait a minute, when did Jiang Zhe become yours - Xia Kingdom netizen!"
"Since ancient times, those with the surname Jiang or Jiang are our big sticks, Smecta!"
"You are so shameless!"
"..."
While the audience was bickering.
Jin Euncan made a decision that went against his ancestors——
"Since the box can't be opened, let's sing a song to it!"
"I happened to be learning Xia Wen recently."
"How do you sing that song?"
He put his index finger on his cheek, pretending to be cute, and vowed to show his best side to the audience.
"Yeah, I'll mess with you if you think of it!"
After recalling the lyrics, he cleared his throat, put his feet on the floor, beat the beat, and then began to sing at the top of his voice, hoarse.
"Let's meow like a cat together and meow meow meow~~ (madman voice)
"I'm acting like a baby in front of you, oh, meow, meow, meow, meow~~~ (Madman's voice)"
"My heart is pounding, I'm obsessed with your evil smile~~ (madman voice"
"If you don't say you love me, just meow, meow, meow, meow, let's meow like a cat together (madman voice)"
"..."
After hearing this song, especially the manic sound mixed in, the live broadcast room of Dabang Country was instantly quiet.
After a while, the barrage came.
"Strange, why can't I hear the sound?"
"Is the live broadcast room muted? I could still hear my mother calling me for dinner just now, but why suddenly I can't hear the sound!"
"No...no Shizune, you were the ones who were deafened by his singing, and I'm almost done too!"
"Please, stop singing. My grandparents are dying and their heartbeats are gone."
"My father's heartbeat has stopped! Can't you call him anymore? My father's heartbeat has stopped!"
"Fuck, you are also comparing yourself to each other at this time, you must be crazy - Xia Guo netizen (cover your ears)"
"Damn, earplugs, earplugs, where are they!"
"The earplugs are useless at all. This is a magic attack. I...can't hold on any longer!"
After he showed off his singing voice.
The millions of viewers watching the live broadcast fainted one after another within 10 seconds.
Some people have poor hearing, but after these few words of the singer, they can no longer hear at all.
And some mute people who could not speak originally cursed angrily after hearing his singing voice! ! !
Those who were already suffering from physical illness were directly driven away by the singing.
The workers who had just gotten off work were on the subway. After a tiring day, they were about to watch some interesting videos to kill time. Suddenly, the voice of hell and the devil suddenly came from the night sky.
Almost instantly, the passengers in all the carriages suddenly straightened their backs, their faces turned pale, and their pupils trembled constantly, as if they were thinking of the evil they had done.
This sound must be someone sent by God to punish them!
After being energetic for 3 seconds...
All the passengers fainted collectively, rolling their eyes and foaming at the mouth.
The one who survived until the end was the driver at the head of the subway. He was an old, middle-aged driver with a bad heart. After hearing this song...
The driver's face turned pale immediately and he couldn't breathe.
"This voice seemed to make me see my dead mother. The song my mother sang was also the same sound. Later she sang like this in the square and was beaten to death. Mom, mom, I'm here to accompany you!"
As the words fell, the driver raised his head firmly, stretched out his hand, and tried to hold the dead mother's hand.
finally...
The driver still fell on the driver's seat.
sudden death!
The subway also crashed into a car and killed people.
In the Dabangguo live broadcast room, the barrage at this time suddenly disappeared.
But in the picture, Jin Euncan is still showing off his singing voice, intoxicated with his beautiful singing voice.
"Let's meow like a cat and meow, meow, meow, meow~~"
"I act like a baby in front of you, oh meow meow meow meow~~"
Jin Encan patted his chest with satisfaction and said with a smile: "I am really great. With such a heavenly voice, there must be many people out there who want to sign me as a trainee!"
As the singing stopped, the black pet box suddenly opened from the side.
A black tabby cat fell inside, flipping over on its back.
I saw the civet cat frothing at the mouth, and the original cat's red eyes also turned white, and it was completely dead.
Seeing this scene, the smile on Jin Encan's face froze, and he quickly knelt on the ground and comforted the kitten: "Mao Mao, what's wrong with you? Who hurt you..."
After the examination, it was discovered that the cat's heart had stopped beating.
"It turns out that there was always a dead cat in the box. It deceived my feelings and left!"
Seeing this scene, Da Bangguo, including the rest of the audience who were about to faint after hearing the sound, were stunned.
"Is this okay?" xN
"Is he the fool Jiang Zhe calls him?"
...
Neon Country Live Room.
Matsumoto brought money and was sweating.
After he frantically drew his knife nearly 1,000 times, he used too much force and knocked over the pet box.
Then he saw the switch and pressed it to kill the cat inside!
"Sure enough, hard work pays off, and only those with great perseverance can survive!"
After Matsumoto took the money to kill the cat, he sheathed the knife and walked happily to the front door.
The audience looked stunned.
"What he said makes sense, and I can't refute it!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you meant anything, it turns out I'm the fool!"
...
The chosen ones who have short knowledge or are reckless.
It took less than half an hour to crack "Schrödinger's Cat" one by one.
However, Adam from the Beautiful Country, Benjamin from the Rotten Country, and Achim from the Elephant Country were still stuck here for several hours. They are so smart!
They almost always kicked the box over on the verge of collapse...
After accidentally discovering the red button, he narrowly escaped.
The three people who realized it later were dumbfounded by their previous actions.
Adam gritted his teeth and slapped himself repeatedly, "Damn it, this level is obviously a level that only ignorant people can pass quickly. I actually wasted so much time. I think that Xia Guo Jiangzhe must have been stuck like me for a long time. Maybe I didn’t wake up quickly enough!”
[Xia Guo netizen beeped softly: Is Adam admitting that he is not as smart as Jiang Zhe? 】
Benjamin was fairly steady and laughed at himself: "It turns out it's that simple. There is a saying in Xia Guo's words - cleverness can lead to mistakes. It seems that I will have to be a little stupid from time to time in the future!"
Achim was on the verge of tears: "It turns out... it's so simple... why did I waste so long, my God!"
...
