After thinking for a long time, Liu Lang couldn't figure out whether Bai Jiahei was a rich man.
He immediately shook his head, feeling that he was really free.
After finishing the meal and paying, the noodle shop owner always looked at Liu Lang's face, as if he was hesitant to speak.
"Boss, what's wrong? Don't have enough money?" Liu Lang looked at the price. One hundred yuan for two bowls of noodles was more than enough.
"No, no, young man, I have enough money, I still have to ask you." The boss quickly asked Liu Lang to find the money, but Liu Lang pushed him back: "No need to ask for it, this is what someone else asked me to do."
"Hey, young man, you're welcome." The noodle shop owner grinned: "But I really want to remind you, young man."
"Boss, tell me."
"That's it." The noodle shop owner lowered his voice and said, "The person who was eating with you just now is right. Recently, it has been spread on the street that there is a slut in Tianzhou who comes out to look for handsome men at night. "
"A handsome young man like you must not go out at night if he can. Even if he does go out, he must find someone to keep him company. Otherwise, it will be really dangerous."
"Holy shit!" Liu Lang grabbed the boss's hand and said humbly: "Boss, how can you say I'm handsome? I'm the most low-key person. I usually try hard to hide my appearance, but you can see this. Yes, your vision is too vicious."
"Bah, shameless!"
Next to him, an aunt spat directly.
Liu Lang turned around and looked.
The aunt grinned: "I ate a fly, boss, why are there flies in your rice?"
The boss was startled and quickly pointed at Liu Lang and said, "Aunt, I'm so sorry. This young man just gave you a hundred yuan, so he's going to pay for your bowl of noodles."
"Oh, young man, you are so handsome. It reminds me of a song. Handsome is just one word. I only say it once..." The aunt's face changed instantly.
The corners of Liu Lang's mouth twitched.
I finally saw what it means to eat someone else's mouth.
Liu Lang let go of the boss's hand and left.
The boss quickly added: "Young man, you must take care of yourself. Everyone says that I have a sharp eye and can see people very accurately. You must hide your handsomeness well."
"Don't worry, boss." Liu Lang waved his hand, not taking away a single cloud.
When passing by a small supermarket nearby, I heard the boss inside holding a mobile phone and calling loudly: "Hey, can you help me adjust the goods? Poker, yes, yes, I don't want a whole deck, I just want a King of Hearts. , that’s right, damn, I’m not kidding you.”
Before he finished speaking, the other party seemed to hang up the phone.
The owner of the small supermarket cursed and yelled again: "Damn it, you're the one who's sick."
Liu Lang couldn't help but feel strange. He stopped and glanced at the other party, and subconsciously asked: "Boss, did you just say to buy poker?"
The boss said casually: "Yeah, it's strange. Last night I met a very beautiful foreign girl who insisted on buying poker cards from me. If you want to buy poker cards, just buy them. She also insisted on buying only one heart. King, a King of hearts will give me 13 yuan, as much as I want.”
"Damn, a deck of poker cards only costs a few dollars. At first, I thought that foreign girl was sick, but then I took out all the kings of hearts from the dozens of decks of poker cards in stock, and the foreign girl actually wanted them all. , and also said that if there is a King of Hearts in the future, I will still buy it for 13 yuan."
As he spoke, he shook his phone: "No, I just called the poker factory to buy some goods, and the other party actually called me crazy."
When Liu Lang heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched: "Isn't that foreign girl not speaking fluently?"
The boss tilted his head and thought for a while: "It's not bad, I always feel that she understands our Chinese language very well."
"Oh, okay, thank you." Liu Lang said hello and hurriedly walked towards his car.
There is no doubt that the stupid foreign girl who only bought one card must be Medusa.
Moreover, buying a card for thirteen yuan is probably just to show off.
"That Medusa, please don't cause trouble for me." Liu Lang quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed Medusa's number: "Where are you?"
"Lord Yuanshi, my subordinate is sleeping."
Medusa's voice sounded a little lazy.
"Sleeping in broad daylight?" Liu Lang muttered, without thinking much, and said quickly: "Medusa, let me remind you, you are the killer of the fallen angels. Now you have sneaked into Tianzhou. I don't know how many people want to arrest you. You, you'd better be honest and don't cause trouble for me."
"Lord Yuanshi, who is the trouble? Is the other party a master?" Medusa asked doubtfully.
? ? ?
It took Liu Lang a while to react.
This Medusa is not humorous, she really thinks the trouble is a person.
"Remember my words, keep a low profile." Liu Lang was too lazy to explain.
"Well, I spoke very low." Medusa suddenly lowered her voice, sounding a little sneaky.
Liu Lang's head was covered with black lines.
I asked you to keep a low profile, not that you speak in a low voice.
"Okay, hang up." Liu Lang simply hung up the phone.
Drove to the hospital.
"Brother Liu, are you here?" Sun Shangxiang suddenly looked happy when he saw Liu Lang.
Sun Qingnian seemed to have almost recovered, and his complexion had become rosy.
"Mr. Liu, why are you here? I am an old man who has been discharged from the hospital. I am really troubling you." Sun Qingnian was very polite.
Liu Lang smiled: "Mr. Sun, Mr. Ye said she was busy, otherwise she would have come in person."
"Oh, Mr. Ye is so polite." Sun Qingnian glanced at Sun Shangxiang unconsciously: "By the way, Mr. Liu, why don't you send me home directly in a while and let Shangxiang have a meal with you. Hey, this paragraph Time has also made Shang Xiang exhausted, and she slept next to my bed last night, still mumbling your name."
"Grandpa, why are you talking about this?" Sun Shangxiang's face suddenly turned red: "I'm going to go through the discharge procedures first. Grandpa, you talk to Brother Liu for a while first."
After saying that, he turned around and ran away.
"This girl is so shy." Sun Qingnian smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed into slits.
Liu Lang smiled awkwardly: "Mr. Sun, I'll take you home first."
"Okay, then I'll trouble you, Mr. Liu."
"Mr. Sun, you'd better call me by my name."
"Okay, Liu Lang, haha, then I'll call you Xiao Lang from now on."
"No problem." Liu Lang didn't care about the name.
It didn't take long.
Sun Shangxiang came back after completing the formalities.
Liu Lang carried some daily necessities for Sun Qingnian, and the three of them went out.
But when I passed the emergency department, an ambulance roared over.
Some medical staff seemed to have gotten the news a long time ago and were waiting at the door in a hurry.
"The chicken neck is stuck in the chin, hurry up."
"I heard that the woman's jaw dropped. She lifted it up and got stuck on the man's head."
"I've seen people stuffing eels, but I've never seen one that can even get their jaws stuck."
"Xiao Chen, you have only been in our emergency department for a few months, and you have seen everything after a long time. Last time, a man stuffed a wine bottle, and we were on the operating table for three hours. "
The young medical staff was stunned for a moment, his eyes glazed over for a moment, as if he was imagining the scene at that time.
Liu Lang was also stunned when he heard the conversation between the medical staff.
Today's young people know how to play.
Then, the back door of the ambulance opened.
A stretcher was brought out.
Two people were lying on it.
One male and one female.
But the posture is a little weird.
One of them was wailing: "Ah ah ah, beauty kills people! It's stuck, my goddess, it's stuck on me."
Seeing everyone around him looking at his face, the man immediately stopped shouting and said seriously to the medical staff: "Please don't be attracted by my handsomeness. Find a way to separate us first!"
Liu Lang was stunned when he heard this voice.
Take a closer look, isn't that the Bai Jiahei you met in the noodle shop before?
However, now Bai Jiahei looks very painful.
A woman's head is buried under Bai Jiahei, lying on the man's body, arranged in a 'wood' shape with the man.
Although he was covered with a blanket and couldn't see clearly what was going on inside, Liu Lang reacted immediately.
Chicken neck stuck in chin?
Damn, what the medical staff spoke was not Mandarin at all, that was not chicken neck at all...
