Chapter 51 A bird is not a chicken

Style: Romance Author: Huangfu's laughing songWords: 2641Update Time: 24/01/11 17:44:51
"Ahhh!"

As the motorcycle flew into the air, Ye Weiyang was so frightened that she tightly grabbed Liu Lang's waist.

Hey, why is this waist still columnar?

Ye Weiyang was suddenly stunned.

Before he could understand what was going on, he heard Liu Lang shouting too: "Ahhhh, where are you going to catch him!"

An old man was practicing his voice on the side of the road.

Hearing the cry of ah ah, he suddenly started singing along: "Ah ah ah, five rings..."

boom!

The motorcycle fell heavily to the ground.

"You have one more ring than the fourth ring..."

The uncle had a high-pitched voice.

Liu Lang glanced in the direction of the uncle and took Ye Weiyang's hand away: "You hurt me so much, can you grab me somewhere else?"

Ye Weiyang suddenly understood that he had grabbed the wrong place.

"You, who told you to be so big..." Ye Weiyang still wanted to be tough.

"Damn, it's me you blame?" Liu Lang was speechless for a while.

Seeing that the yellow-haired young man was about to chase after him, he didn't care about messing around with Ye Weiyang, and directly hit the accelerator and ran out.

After a burst of wind and lightning.

Not long after, the two returned to the dating agency.

Before he could stop the car, Liu Lang saw a crowd of people surrounding the door of the dating agency.

I just heard someone yelling.

"What kind of dating agency? I think it's a fraud agency."

"You cheated me out of a hundred thousand yuan, what kind of stuff did you get for me?"

"I'm a big internet celebrity with 3,000 fans. Any of those brothers on the Internet can reward me with tens of thousands. Do you think I'm short of money?"

"I just can't stand your face."

"Su Daji, get out of here. If you don't pay me back 100,000 yuan today, I will expose you and let my fans hate you to death."

Um?

Liu Lang frowned when he heard the familiar female voice.

Isn't this the weird blind date girl from before?

How dare you come to trouble your elder sister?

Stop the motorcycle to the side.

Ignoring Ye Weiyang, who was still blushing and reminiscing, Liu Lang quickly squeezed into the crowd.

Zhao Yanxian was holding his cell phone and recording inside.

Liu Lang ducked into the dating agency.

Su Daji was sitting inside playing games, seemingly not paying attention to what was going on outside.

Seeing Liu Lang just coming back, he waved to Liu Lang.

"Sister, what's going on?" Liu Lang asked.

Su Daji didn't even raise her head and said casually: "You've met the person who came to cheat money. She paid an introduction fee of 20,000 yuan and asked me to find a rich and handsome person for me."

"Tsk, would a rich, handsome, blind, and blind man do that to her?"

"After you slapped me in the face and asked me for a hundred thousand, how could I spoil her?"

"No, when I didn't give you the money, you started yelling at the door."

"I'm too lazy to get to know her, and I don't want to ruin the reputation of the dating agency. How about you go help me handle it."

The pot was thrown away quite easily.

However, looking at Su Daji's indifferent attitude, it's quite good.

Liu Lang naturally would not sit idly by and ignore it.

Even if Su Daji didn't speak, Liu Lang wouldn't let Zhao Yan come here to mess around.

"Hey, isn't this the big internet celebrity?"

Liu Lang came to Zhao Yanxian and said with a joking smile.

Zhao Yanxian was stunned. He didn't expect to meet Liu Lang again, and immediately pointed the camera at Liu Lang: "Okay, it turns out you two are in the same group."

"Okay, isn't that Su Daji not going to come out? Then you pay back the money. If you don't pay back the money, I will expose you immediately and let you be drowned in the spit of the Internet."

"Go!"

Liu Lang smiled calmly.

"What?" Zhao Ma was stunned.

Why doesn't this Liu Lang play his cards according to the routine?

"I said, hurry up and expose it." Liu Lang crossed his hands and said, "The dating agency can advertise for free."

"You, you are a dead pig and you are not afraid of being scalded by boiling water?" Zhao Flax blushed and shouted, "I own..."

"Yes, yes, I know, you are a big internet celebrity with 3,000 fans."

Liu Lang responded: "I'm so scared! Oh, but you go and expose it. If you don't expose it, you are a pig."

As he spoke, Liu Lang also made a gesture of invitation: "If there is nothing else, get out of here!"

"You're still a big internet celebrity. You don't need to urinate and look in the mirror. Just call yourself a big internet celebrity."

"Okay, tell me, have you made any contribution to the country? Or have you sacrificed something for the country?"

"Bah, I despise people like you the most. Believe it or not, I will sue you for fraud now and pay you 100,000 yuan. Is your appearance worth 100,000 yuan?"

"Damn it, get out of here, if you continue to disgust me here, I will have to ask you for mental damages."

After a few words, the surrounding area suddenly became quiet.

After a while, the scene became noisy again.

"Damn, you're too arrogant!"

"You dare to make such a noise after you have defrauded money. It's really lawless."

"Brothers, I can't stand it anymore, beat him up!"

"That's right, beat him!"

Several men with sly eyebrows in the crowd began to shout and quietly touched Liu Lang.

Liu Lang could tell at a glance that they were in the same group as Zhao Yanxian.

One of them rushed to Liu Lang's side, raised a steel pipe and whipped it towards Liu Lang's head.

Obviously, this is to take advantage of the situation.

How could Liu Lang spoil them?

As if there were eyes behind him, he grabbed the steel pipe and at the same time picked up the man with his side hand and threw him in front of him.

"Hey, I didn't expect that an ugly girl like you would have people playing with you!" Liu Lang pointed to a few people in the crowd: "Come out! Tsk, tsk, you guys are really mouthy."

With that said, Liu Lang rushed directly to the crowd and nodded a few times on those people.

Those few people were suddenly numb and unable to move.

Liu Lang threw them all at the door of the dating agency.

Then, he looked at Zhao Yanxian again: "Come on, let me tell you, this big internet celebrity, you are having a very exciting time!"

Pointing to the four men lying on the ground: "Are there five of you playing together?"

"You, you are talking nonsense!" Zhao Yanxian was stunned.

She didn't understand how Liu Lang knew that she was having an affair with these men.

Otherwise, how could they come to help him?

I originally thought I could use this opportunity to extort 100,000 yuan from the dating agency.

After all, I have done this kind of thing often before, and I am familiar with the road.

But who would have thought, it seems that we have encountered a hard problem.

"Am I talking nonsense?" Liu Lang walked up to Zhao Yanxian and sniffed slightly: "Isn't it right? You just played 1V4 an hour ago. You are quite capable!"

"You're talking nonsense. There are obviously only three of them, and the other one is called..." Halfway through, Zhao Yanxian suddenly shut up.

However, the melon-eating people around him all looked at Zhao Flax.

"Cow!"

"It's true that ugly people often cause mischief. The uglier they are, the better they are at playing tricks."

"It's so exciting that such a person is actually asking for marriage."

"Tsk, tsk, how shameless."

"Face? Look at her appearance. Does she have a face?"

"Oops, that's disgusting."

Liu Lang saw that the direction of the trend had begun to change, and said quietly: "That's not true, she is a big internet celebrity."

"Haha, yes, a few fans are called big internet celebrities. I only have two fans, one is me and the other is me. I am also a big internet celebrity."

"You can tell at a glance that you don't know how to use the Internet, and you can't pay attention to yourself at all, okay?"

"What do you know? I am learning from Mr. Lu Xun to write poems."

"Damn it, it turned out to be a wet person. I'm so disrespectful."

"In general, in this situation, I suddenly feel wet and want to recite a poem, cough cough."

The melon-eater cleared his throat, put his hands behind his back, smoothed his non-existent beard, and shouted loudly:

"There are no clothes in front of the bed,

It is suspected that the chicken is on the scene.

Lower your head and call another bird,

Jump online with your head raised.

And the bird is not a chicken,

Ma Hu is not a donkey;

Goulan pretends to be elegant,

The price is very high. "

"So wet, so wet."

"I'll go, it's deep and awesome, brother."

"Niubi, please accept my worship."

The style of painting has changed inexplicably.

Liu Lang couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

Looking around, when he was looking for Zhao Yan again, he didn't know where he had gone.