"Little brother, you're not talking about yourself, are you?"
Finally, a woman dressed coquettishly couldn't help it anymore, came to Liu Lang's desk, and took out her mobile phone: "How about we add WeChat first?"
Can't my handsomeness be concealed anymore?
Liu Lang thought to himself.
However, seeing the coquettish woman exuding an aura of come and play with me, Liu Lang shook off his short hair.
"Actually, I'm talking about my friend."
Liu Lang's face was not red, his heart was not beating, he shook his head and refused: "So, forget it via WeChat."
Make friends out of nothing.
Avoid damage skillfully.
"Wow, you are indeed someone who knows the God of Death. He is indeed amazing!"
Ye Fengchun immediately admired Liu Lang when he saw that Liu Lang was so courageous and could refuse the girl's initiative.
Ever since he learned that Liu Lang knew the God of Death, Ye Fengchun became more and more pleased with Liu Lang.
This should be the so-called Aiwujiwu, right?
"Okay, if you don't add it, don't add it. Why are you pretending to be your friend? I think you are just bragging!" The charming woman immediately turned her back.
I go.
Are you going to slander someone if you don’t get it?
Liu Lang had seen many of these guys and smiled leisurely: "Whether I am bragging or not is not important. What is important is that you have been played by at least seven men a day. Even a cow can't stand this frequency."
"Tsk tsk, if what I expected is correct, you are a meat seller, right?"
"You, what are you talking about!" the charming woman yelled, "Believe it or not, I will sue you for slander!"
"Slander?" Liu Lang looked at the woman carefully again: "Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Even an elephant can't stand it."
"Ahhh, I'm going to kill you!"
The woman bared her teeth and claws and rushed towards Liu Lang.
"What are you doing!" Ye Fengchun slapped his police officer ID card on the table: "What, you want to go in for tea?"
As soon as she saw the police officer's ID card, the woman turned around and ran away in fright.
Ye Fengchun suddenly said: "So, I'm not useless, am I?"
Liu Lang nodded silently: "Well, that woman is for sale, so you have lost an opportunity to make meritorious deeds."
"???"
Ye Fengchun stared at Liu Lang in disbelief: "You mean, that's what she did?"
Liu Lang nodded.
"How did you know?"
"You can smell it."
"Smell it?"
Ye Fengchun's eyes were as wide as bells: "Are you serious and talking nonsense? Brother Lang, do you think you are a dog-nosed person?"
Liu Lang's mouth twitched.
It's not easy for Ye Fengchun to grow so big.
Talking can choke people to death.
If it weren't for your admiration for me, I would have slapped you so hard that you couldn't find me anymore.
Liu Lang said coldly: "Everyone's body fluids taste different. That woman has at least seven different men's body fluids on her body."
"What's wrong, you don't accept it? If you don't accept it, catch her now, maybe you can hook her out of the black bear."
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Ye Fengchun suddenly felt like he was enlightened and rushed out.
"Hey, didn't you treat me to dinner? I haven't paid for the meal yet." Liu Lang shouted.
However, Ye Fengchun had already disappeared.
Damn it, you just pretended and you still have to pay for it yourself?
Liu Lang was speechless.
But fortunately, a bowl of noodles is not expensive.
Sighing, Liu Lang paid the dough.
Return home.
But not long after leaving the noodle shop, Ye Fengchun came back holding the woman.
"Brother Lang, I am completely convinced by you. An unexpected gain, an unexpected gain!"
Ye Fengchun's face was full of excitement, and he almost fell to his knees and worshiped: "This woman actually did that. Moreover, I asked her just now, and she was almost knocked unconscious and taken away once."
"Fortunately, at the critical moment, I pulled out a bigger knife than the man, and scared the man away and I was lucky enough to escape."
"Ugh..." Liu Lang almost vomited.
He looked at the woman strangely.
Damn it, this is such a coquettish...man?
My three views!
"Liu Lang, I agreed to the matter between you and Wei Yang. There are clues on this suspect, so I will go back and interrogate him first."
Ye Fengchun dragged the charming... man back to the police station.
Liu Lang could no longer complain.
Thinking of more than seven kinds of strange smells...
"vomit……"
…
Red romantic dating agency.
Ye Weiyang directly threw the backpack containing one million cash in front of Su Daji.
Su Daji had a weird face. After opening her backpack and looking at the red banknotes inside, her eyes suddenly turned into the shape of banknotes: "Sister-in-law, I didn't expect you to deliver the money in person?"
Seeing that Su Daji was acting like a miser, Ye Weiyang threw the marriage agreement in front of Su Daji.
Su Daji opened it and took a look, but did not show any joy. Instead, she frowned and looked at Ye Weiyang: "What do you mean?"
"Su Daji, we are good friends. If Liu Lang and I get married, it will be a close marriage. From now on, I will prepare to be my husband and raise my children, okay?" Ye Weiyang said seriously.
Su Daji raised her hand and pinched Ye Weiyang's arm. The pain made Ye Weiyang scream, and opened Su Daji's hand: "What are you doing?"
"Does it hurt?"
"Nonsense, pinch yourself to see if it hurts."
"It's okay if it hurts." Su Daji reached out and touched Ye Weiyang's forehead: "Since it hurts, it proves that it was not a dream."
"But how could I not understand you? Haha, Weiyang, you are more ambitious than anyone else, will you hand over the company? Could it be that you have a fever and are confused?"
"You just have a fever and are confused." Ye Weiyang opened Su Daji's hand again.
She discovered that it was not easy to deceive Su Daji.
"Actually, what if I say that Liu Lang and I fell in love at first sight?" Ye Weiyang blushed, as if she was really shy.
Su Daji always expressed doubts.
"Ye Weiyang, are you planning something?" If Ye Weiyang didn't act so proactively, Su Daji would definitely match up with Liu Lang, but now that the benefits are coming to his door, Su Daji is a little hesitant.
"Oh, you are my best friend, can I still harm you?"
Ye Weiyang took Su Daji's hand and said coquettishly: "From now on, we will kiss more and more, and you will be my good sister. How wonderful!"
"By the way, in order to celebrate my becoming your sister-in-law, I won't go back tonight and will sleep at your place. I'll go up and take a shower first!"
Ye Weiyang was not polite and went straight upstairs.
Su Daji stared blankly at the marriage agreement.
After all the calculations, I don't seem to have suffered a loss.
"Is that brat Liu Lang really so powerful?" Su Daji was confused.
However, she didn't notice that there were several people sneaking around outside.
The leader was Dao Scar, who had been taught a lesson by Liu Lang.
"Brother Dao, Ye Weiyang is in this dating agency." A younger brother said.
Scar asked: "Do you know Ye Weiyang?"
"Of course." The younger brother was full of confidence: "Ye Weiyang is very beautiful. If you look back and see a beautiful woman, you will immediately take her away. I'm sure you're right!"
Scar nodded silently, deeply concerned.
At this time, Su Daji came out and was about to close the door.
Scar immediately lowered his voice and said, "Quick, do it."
Several people rushed towards Su Daji.
A van quickly stopped at the door.
Su Daji was unprepared. Suddenly she saw someone rushing towards her and subconsciously wanted to dodge.
But the other party was already prepared. He covered Su Daji's mouth with a handkerchief and dragged Su Daji into the van.