"Damn you, I'm going to strangle you to death!"
"Hunjun, today is your death day!"
"Damn bitch, try touching me!"
"Hunjun, try pinching me!"
Wei Zhuang and the female killer looked at each other angrily and yelled at each other.
At first, the two people's yelling was relatively restrained, but as their anger level increased, they gradually started to use curse words.
The two of them cursed each other for more than 20 minutes.
The female killer's face was ashen, "You are a fool, you are a fool!"
"How dare you be a king even though you speak dirty words?"
Wei Zhuang's eyes were full of disdain, "Damn bitch, you're not much better."
"Hunjun, I have never seen such a vulgar man like you!"
"Damn bitch, I have never seen such a vulgar woman like you!"
"you!"
The female killer's chest was rising and falling, obviously very angry.
Wei Zhuang looked at him sideways with a mocking look on his face.
In terms of fighting, Wei Zhuang, who was born in modern times, could not defeat this woman.
But when it comes to swearing, Wei Zhuang's dirty words can be compiled into a book.
The female killer thought for a long time but still couldn't think of anything more vicious, so she could only threaten him.
"Hunjun, if this dry well wasn't so narrow, I would have cut you into pieces!"
Wei Zhuang sneered: "You should be grateful that this dry well is narrow and restrains my hands and feet, otherwise I would open your ass."
The female killer blushed with anger when she heard this, "You are a fool, you are a disciple, stay away from me!"
"You should stay away from me, right?" Wei Zhuang lowered his head and glanced at her breasts, "Big breasts but no brains..."
"Daughter-in-law, say it again!"
The female killer was so angry that Wei Zhuang lost her mind and struggled wildly to fight Wei Zhuang.
However, she tried hard for a long time, but her arm was always blocked by the wall of the well and could not be raised above her chest.
"Don't bother, I would have done it if I had room to raise my arms."
Wei Zhuang glanced at her sideways, "Let's think about how to get out of the well."
"You don't need to teach me!" the female killer said angrily.
Don’t know what is good and what is bad!
Wei Zhuang cursed secretly in his heart and ignored her. He raised his eyes to observe the surrounding environment.
This dry well is about four to five meters deep and only an arm's length in diameter.
The walls of the well are also covered with moss plants, mixed with mud, making them wet and slippery.
So don’t even think about climbing up.
"Can you go up by stepping on this damn bitch's shoulders?"
Wei Zhuang looked this damn woman up and down and gave up the idea.
This woman is only 1.7 meters tall. Even if you step on her head, you can't reach the well mouth.
And she definitely wouldn't let Wei Zhuang step on her head.
Just as she was thinking about it, the female killer suddenly said seriously: "Hunjun, how about I step on your head and then pull you up?"
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This is outrageous!
This crazy bitch actually wants to step on my head?
In response, Wei Zhuang replied to her with a dark face.
"Get out!"
The mother-in-law still refused to give up and said stubbornly: "Hunjun, I won't lie to you. As long as you help me get up, I will definitely save you."
Wei Zhuang was almost mad at her.
This woman is really big-breasted and brainless.
"Come on, come on, give me a show." Wei Zhuang said angrily, "Let me see how you step on my head."
"You squat down first."
"Can't squat."
"Hunjun, you must learn to cooperate."
"There is so little space, why don't you squat down and try!"
The mother-in-law frowned and tried it herself and found that she couldn't squat down.
She sighed and looked at Wei Zhuang with disdain, "Trash."
"..."
Wei Zhuang got lucky and calmed down.
There's no point in scolding this crazy bitch.
It's better to save some energy and wait for someone to come to rescue you.
This dry well is not far from the village, and Feng Shuwan will probably look for him after she discovers that he is missing.
When he gets up there, he will definitely humiliate this damn bitch!
After deciding to wait for rescue, Wei Zhuang relaxed and whistled boredly.
"Hmph, it's really unpleasant." The female killer looked for an opportunity to strike.
Wei Zhuang ignored him and blew louder.
After a while, the woman frowned.
"Hunjun, stop bragging."
"Oh, why?"
The mother-in-law said angrily: "Where did you come from with so much nonsense? Stop bragging!"
Wei Zhuang looked at the angry mother-in-law and suddenly became interested again.
He smiled and said, "I'm going to blow it."
The mother-in-law gritted her teeth in anger and her face turned red.
Suddenly, her body trembled, and her expression was a little painful.
Wei Zhuang felt something was wrong and asked her.
"What’s wrong with you?"
"It's okay!" the mother-in-law said angrily.
Looking at her increasingly tense face, Wei Zhuang suddenly realized something...
He was stunned, "You don't mean to..."
"I don't want to!" the mother-in-law shouted through gritted teeth. After speaking, her brows tightened again.
Seeing her like this, Wei Zhuang knew that he had guessed correctly.
"Is there anyone there? Is there anyone there?" Wei Zhuang suddenly shouted towards the wellhead.
"What are you shouting!" The mother-in-law was very agitated now.
Wei Zhuang glanced at her: "If I don't call anyone, am I waiting for you to wet your pants?"
The mother-in-law suddenly became furious.
"What nonsense are you talking about, Hunjun!"
"Who wants to pee their pants?"
"Don't spit on anyone!"
Wei Zhuang quickly told her: "Don't get excited. If you get anxious and can't hold it in, you'll be in trouble."
"I'll say it again!" The mother-in-law said word by word with murderous intent in her eyes: "I don't know how to wet my pants!"
"Okay, okay, I've misunderstood you."
Wei Zhuang comforted her helplessly.
The main thing is that Wei Zhuang is really afraid that she won't be able to hold it in anymore, and the scene will be like that...
Wei Zhuang couldn't help but shudder.
Boom!
Suddenly a thunder resounded through the sky.
The two of them immediately looked up to the sky, relying on the moonlight, they could vaguely see the dark clouds over the mouth of the well.
Wei Zhuang couldn't help complaining: "It's been sunny all day, but it's going to rain at this time. It's not good to meet a bitch like you!"
Surprisingly, the woman didn't reply.
But her face became more and more ugly.
A minute later it started to rain.
The water flowed down the well wall, and soon there was mud under their feet.
The most uncomfortable thing was that the two of them could not lift their arms, and they could only let the rain wet their hair and faces.
Wei Zhuang lowered his head to protect his eyes from the rain.
After the woman saw it, she also learned to lower her head.
Boom!
Their heads hit each other.
"Stupid bitch, can't you stay away from me?"
"You don't need to teach me how to do things!" the mother-in-law retorted, turning her head to the other side.
The space was limited, and it seemed like their heads were resting on each other's shoulders.
As his vision returned to clarity, Wei Zhuang was stunned for a moment when he looked at the thing in front of him, and then took a breath of cold air.
"What a big white rabbit..." He murmured subconsciously.
"What?" the mother-in-law asked with a frown.
"Nothing." Wei Zhuang quickly shook his head.
"Ah sneeze!"
The mother-in-law suddenly sneezed.
Wei Zhuang's face was full of disgust and he said anxiously: "Your nose fell on my shoulder!"
"Shut up, Hunjun, there is no snot at all!"
After saying that, the mother-in-law's nose felt itchy.
"Ah sneeze!"
"Can you turn your head to the side and sneeze?" Wei Zhuang said very dissatisfied.
This time the mother-in-law didn't reply to him.
Wei Zhuang suddenly realized something, and his eyes were full of panic...
