Tianmen Mountain, inside the hotel.
Lin Mu sat in front of the window, looking at Da Yan's Weibo and thinking about how to fight back.
We had obviously agreed to go out for fun before, but we didn't expect to encounter this kind of thing.
But he was not at a loss either, and he took advantage of the popularity of the movie to promote it.
But what was a nice vacation turned into a business trip.
This hatred is greater than Da Yan’s hatred for scolding him!
After reading Da Yan's Weibo, Lin Mu began to edit his response on his mobile phone, and soon a long Weibo appeared on Lin Mu's account.
"Recently, there has been a lot of criticism of me on the Internet, just because I drank too much and talked nonsense in the bar. I would like to review myself first."
"After all, my original intention was just to check out the movie route. Seeing that the tavern was deserted, I planned to go in to cheer for the crowd. I was tired and wanted to take a rest, but I didn't expect that I would end up making a joke."
After it was posted on Weibo, netizens quickly gathered around to watch.
After reading the first paragraph, netizens thought Lin Mu was giving in, but when they saw the next paragraph, they laughed so much that they were speechless.
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"As for who is making this joke, I won't mention Teacher Dayan's name. After all, Teacher Dayan himself is a joke."
"Bring us joy, bring us joy."
"I respect Teacher Da Yan, just as I respect the glasses of fifty-eight and seventy-six drinks in Da Yan's hut."
"Actually, I have regretted it. After all, if I hadn't been worried about the drink money, I should have left the moment Teacher Dayan started singing. Otherwise, it wouldn't have affected my appetite for the next few days."
Chen Nuo was also looking at Lin Mu's Weibo. She was not familiar with Lin Mu. She thought Lin Mu was going to explain, but she didn't expect Lin Mu's explanation!
This is clearly a direct mockery of Da Yan!
Is Teacher Dayan a joke?
He really dared to say it!
…
"It was not my intention to be on stage. It was annoying to take the secretary to the inspection. However, Secretary Hua is naturally beautiful and couldn't escape Teacher Dayan's eye for attention. She was immediately caught."
"The little secretary is not good at speaking, so I have no choice but to help him on stage."
"Unexpectedly, Teacher Dayan insisted that I sing a song, so I had no choice but to speak, which offended Teacher Dayan's ears. I hereby solemnly apologize to Teacher Dayan."
"How elegant Mr. Dai Yan's ears are. He can only hear the moans of women, but not the singing of men. Mr. Dai Yan's stage is so noble that he can only make the guitar make a harsh blast."
When Xue Duo saw this, he silently cursed "hooligan".
The yin and yang of the stinky brother is getting stronger and stronger.
You can even curse people to make them happy!
How did he develop such a brain? !
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"I am really overestimating my abilities in my class."
"Of course, after the concert, I took my secretary and left in despair."
"Because I know very well that compared to Mr. Da Yan, he is more suitable for the literary and artistic circles."
"My singing voice can only express my own emotions, but Teacher Dayan's singing voice can make the customers scream in psychedelic wails."
"During Teacher Da Yan's singing, I tasted chicken essence from the wine!"
puff!
In another room, Hua Mei spat out a mouthful of saliva when she saw this.
The boss really knows how to describe it!
Hahaha, how on earth was this written!
It’s funny and yin and yang!
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"Ah! What a rich chicken flavor! It's like a pot of old chicken soup that has been simmered for decades, with teacher Da Yan's leftovers added to it, simmered in civil and military fires, and finally poured into fake wine bottles! "
"It was then that I suddenly realized, no wonder the drinks were so expensive. It turned out that this was not just chicken soup, but also water in my brain!"
"Some people scold me on the Internet, and some people scold Teacher Dayan."
"To this I just want to say, no! Stop scolding Mr. Dayan!"
"He has endured enough! He is a collection of wisdom in the world, a cobbler, a silversmith, the golden left cheek, and the shopkeeper of the mutton soup restaurant!"
"You scolded him? You can't scold a group of them by yourself!"
Netizens were excited to see it!
This Lin Mu curse is really unique!
Even if there are no curse words, the curse words are very dirty!
And the whole article looks extremely interesting!
This is not much more fun than the chicken soup written by Da Yan!
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"Please scold me! Who asked me to consume Teacher Dayan!"
"Although Teacher Dayan is cheap, it only costs fifty-eight a night! But it's not because he can't sell at a high price, it's because he cares about us!"
"Fifty-eight for one person! Teacher Dayan will die!"
"He would rather die than want to benefit the world and let us hear his hormone-filled singing. What a great sentiment this is!"
"Let us fuck Mr. Daiyan to our heart's content!"
"Finally, I would like to express my solemn blessings to Teacher Dayan. I hope your books will not scratch your butt when you wipe it, your throat will be clear of phlegm when you sing, and when you invite people, you will never invite Lin Mu again."
The article ends here.
Although there are still some things to say, netizens are already very excited!
"Hahahaha! So talented!"
"You are so talented, this is such a loss! Hahahaha!"
"Which one of you is the writer?"
"You write me another five dollars!"
"Who are you looking down on? I'll give you fifty, and focus on the part about the boom in consumption!"
"The taste upstairs is quite strong!"
"You're laughing so hard, Lin Mu, you are so talented, how did you come up with this wording!"
"Not to mention, Lin Mu's writing is really reasonable! A glass of beer in Da Yan's shabby hut costs fifty-eight! Why should I drink chicken soup or beer!"
"Stop talking, brother! You will be my idol from now on!"
"Excellent, come and see the man of God!"
Netizens reacted fiercely!
This way of talking is not much more fun than scolding each other before!
Compared with Lin Mu's long article, Da Yan's insults were as boring as those of a shrew.
Don’t you, Dayan, call yourself a cultural person?
Why can't you be as happy scolding someone as Lin Mu?
The media also reacted quickly, constantly forwarding and reporting Lin Mu's latest response.
"Lin Mu's long article is coming! The wine in Dayan Hut smells like chicken!"
"Surprise! It only costs fifty-eight to consume Dayan!"
"The singing skills are amazing, Lin Mu certified Dayan Live!"
"If you forward this news, you will be as good at scolding as Lin Mu!"
With the help of the media, more and more netizens have seen Lin Mu's article.
So a large number of netizens who did good things crowded into Dayan's Weibo to make noise.
Shouting and shouting for Da Yan to send a reply quickly.
They want to see the literati quarrel!
But it was obvious that Da Yan did not have Lin Mu's sophisticated skills.
At this time, he was looking at Lin Mu's Weibo. His face turned red first, then purple, and then black.
Finally, the whole face turned dark green.
I was so angry that I almost fainted!
"That's too much! I'm not done with you anymore!"
But after yelling, Dayan's fingers shook on the keyboard for ten minutes, but he still couldn't press a word.
In the end, I could only smash the innocent keyboard angrily.
We turned around and hugged each other.
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Inside the Tianmen Mountain Hotel.
Lin Mu waited for a long time and didn't see Da Yan's reply. He shook his head and sighed softly: "Life is really lonely as snow."
Just when Lin Mu was about to taste the taste of victory, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Who?" Lin Mu asked.
"I."
Hua Mei outside the door said.
