Ninety-nine, easy to become addicted

Style: Historical Author: Si alreadyWords: 2330Update Time: 24/01/13 20:13:24
The late emperor escaped from Li Chu's clutches and floated to the palace, where he saw his cuckold lying on the gorgeous dragon bed.

I don’t know if I had a sweet dream, but there was still a sweet smile on the corner of my mouth.

The late emperor couldn't help but tighten his fists and his anger surged.

He floated onto the bed, held down the emperor and beat him wildly.

As hard as he was beaten by Li Chu before, he was now beaten as badly as his eldest son.

The emperor woke up when he was punched twice by the late emperor. When he saw the father he admired, his eyes lit up, but the next second, his father's ruthless fist fell on his eyes.

The light in his eyes was extinguished, replaced only by tiny, bright black stars.

The emperor wanted to call someone, to call for help, to persuade the late emperor to reason, and to ask the late emperor why he beat him, but his voice was silenced by the late emperor.

He could only endure the late emperor's ghost fist in pain.

The late emperor beat the emperor until he was breathless and then gave up. He told the purpose of entering the palace: "After dawn, give the protector Princess Li Chu a royal title and enshrine her to me. No one can shake her. Kind of in her position.”

He didn't want to be pulled out of the underworld and beaten by Li Chu.

The emperor was about to ask something when the late emperor waved his hand and he fell into a deep sleep again.

The late emperor smelled the fragrance from indoors to the outdoors, hesitating in his heart: Should he also beat the Queen Mother?

After the black and white villain in his heart pulled fiercely, he finally drifted towards the place where the Queen Mother lived.

Then, he saw a very shocking scene.

How annoying is it to the eyes...

The kind that the late emperor felt that if outsiders knew about it, they would laugh at him, and laugh at him repeatedly.

His reputation will be ruined for the rest of his life.

The late emperor's originally condensed and solid soul was shaken and turned into threads like catkins.

This time, he was really broken.

He was so broken that he didn't want to fight the Queen Mother. He just wanted to go back to the little ancestor Li Chu as soon as possible to tell him that his mission had been completed and send him back to the underworld quickly. He felt that swallowing a needle would be better than being on top.

When the late emperor entered the palace, he floated into the palace with a swish, but when he came back, he floated back slowly like a jellyfish.

He wanted to go faster in his heart, but the previous scene was so shocking that he couldn't get up.

Li Chu was puzzled when he saw the late emperor's expression as if he were mourning for his heir.

[Oh, what the hell happened? 】

[The late emperor became like this. Could it be that when he went to find the young emperor, he saw the young emperor fighting with his concubines? 】

Everyone: What does Landlord Dou mean?

Yuan Chen: You don’t want to know.

[No, no, I have calculated that the little emperor did not summon his concubines tonight, he wants to rest. 】

Everyone: Oh, that’s what Landlords means.

Learned another new word.

[Then he entered the palace and bumped into the Queen Mother fighting against the landlord? 】

Now that the late Emperor heard the word Queen Mother, his whole body was filled with excitement. He looked at Li Chu: "Abba, Ababa, Baba, Baba..."

Li Chu: "Okay, I'll take you back."

She rubbed the late emperor's fluttering soul, and then threw the late emperor like a shot put into the circle where Li Chu had circled and written his name.

After the late emperor hit his name, he disappeared along with the name and the circle.

The late emperor returned to the underworld: "Ah ah ah..."

Can't you be gentler?

I am a human, ah no, a ghost, not a ball!

No one cares how much the late emperor collapsed. What they care more about is what the late emperor went through when he entered the palace, and...

"Sister, what did the late emperor just say to you?" Yun Lie asked curiously.

"He said that he had already told the little emperor about making me the little ancestor."

Yun Lie admired his face: "My sister is so awesome, you can understand what he says."

Yuan Chen's face was serious: "Don't take the opportunity to talk to be lazy."

Cloud column: o(╥﹏╥)o

was discovered.

He calmed down his thoughts and was about to concentrate on understanding, when he heard Li Chu's voice.

[Wow...I finally know why the late emperor felt so broken when he entered the palace. 】

【He actually witnessed...】

Everyone: What did they witness? The Queen Mother was playing poker with someone!

Yuan Chen looked numb.

[Witnessed the Queen Mother’s anus. 】

Married: Ah, this...it’s nothing!

Unmarried: Eh...yue

Yuan Chen frowned at this time, with a sad face, and his neck was slightly crooked. A strong wind blew the bangs in front of his forehead, and the bangs kept fluttering in front of his forehead~~~

[The Queen Mother has been very angry recently and often cannot eat. The maids are worried that she is starving, so they can only coax her to eat more of her favorite foods. 】

【In this way, the Queen Mother's nutrition was imbalanced. 】

[Then...the Queen Mother became constipated. 】

[She wanted to pull it out, but couldn't. Most of the night, she just stuck her butt out and let the maids light the lamp and dig it with their hands. 】

Everyone: Ugh...

Yuan Chen couldn't hold himself any longer now.

Grandpa Yun, who is also an elderly person and also suffers from constipation, said: There is no need to do so many extravagant tasks.

There are less dirty, smelly, hygienic and less labor-intensive ways of unblocking.

After the Queen Mother established a kingdom, there were many imperial doctors in the palace, so why did she embark on such a path of no return?

He had heard someone say that the more you get involved in something, the more likely it is to become addicted.

[What the Queen Mother likes to eat are dishes with strong flavors, so the taste is particularly strong. 】

Everyone: The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

[Hey, the maids and eunuchs in the Queen Mother's Palace are so pitiful. 】

Everyone: Ah this...

Was the eunuch still there when I picked it?

Yuan Chen seemed to feel something lingering in the air, and he said: "Everyone should go back and rest today!"

That’s all…

Let’s all go!

Next time, he has to separate these people from his unreliable senior sister. If this happens every day, the senior sister may not have cultivated yet when the world collapses.

What a lazy guy!

Everyone has dispersed, and they need to go back and be quiet, and clear away the dirty things they heard, otherwise they really won't be able to concentrate.

Li Chu blinked and looked at Yuan Chen, and said weakly: "Junior brother~~~"

Yuan Chen frowned coldly: "You should practice well."

"I believe that you have a willpower of steel, senior sister."

Li Chu: "For the sake of you praising me with your eyes closed, I'd better practice hard!"

Oh my god, my little junior brother seems to be driven crazy by us.

Hahaha... He is such a god, and now he comes to lead us who can't lead us. He must be very tired!

Only he knew whether Yuan Chen was tired, but the emperor was quite tired when he was woken up by someone.

Not only was it tiring, it was painful.

He immediately ran to the mirror, wanting to see what he looked like after being beaten. If it was too miserable, he would not be able to go to the morning court.

When he got to the mirror, he discovered that there were no marks on his face that had been hit hard.

He picked up his sleeve and took a look: Good guy, my father is quite considerate.

The marks of the beating on his face were gone, but everything on his body was still there.