Chapter 329 Yidiandian’s small side job

Style: Romance Author: Number one cute thingWords: 2327Update Time: 24/01/11 17:17:03
Lin Su suddenly appeared in the Spring Festival Gala sketch screenwriter column. The first reaction of most people was that they didn't believe it.

But if you take a closer look and relate what happened some time ago, it’s true!

In addition to Lin Su's name, the two partners who appeared in the sketch, Chen Xianmin and Ying Qingshui, also surprised the audience.

"Ouch! I'm here to see Chen Xianmin!"

"Wow, wow, wow, the sketch written by Lin Su can actually impress the old partners of this pair, Chen Xianmin and Ying Qingshui!! This must be a particularly awesome script?"

"I'll take a look first, but... when did Su Shen learn screenwriting?"

"Oh my god, has Qinzhou finally risen to prominence?"

"I've been waiting for so long, so I'll call my friends and ask the people of Qinzhou to come over quickly!"

"Ouch! Didn't Teacher Chen Xianmin say that? There is no good script."

"Don't say anything, I'll go and shake people."



With the exception of Qinzhou, almost all states have seen a decline in viewership.

A native of Qinzhou, return.

A small change is enough to cause a change in the rendering. Qinzhou people can clearly see that Qinzhou's ratings have begun to rise.

It went up like crazy.

By this time the audience was already in place.

A fruit plate of sugared oranges, melon seeds and drinks were placed in front of the audience.

Everyone was quite surprised by Chen Xianmin's appearance, but it was probably because the old man returned to the Spring Festival Gala after eight years! !

As he said, the biggest theme of the Spring Festival Gala sketch is happiness, and joy is our biggest theme. Your work cannot educate people, but we have been through this educational process for 365 days, and that’s it. It's been one night, is it still useful to educate him? Just make him happy. Happiness is the theme, nothing else!

It has always been regarded as a wise saying by many people.

The Spring Festival Gala is supposed to be fun.

At this point the skit has begun.

Teacher Chen Xianmin, who was wearing a coat, had a piece of white garlic slung on one shoulder and a black mushroom on the other shoulder. He was holding two pigeons and a bunch of green onions in his hand. The little girl next to him was carrying a bunch of green onions. holding basket.

The moment Teacher Chen Xianmin appeared, the audience all laughed out loud.

This is due to the trust in teacher Chen Xianmin, and also due to the newcomers to this sketch.

"Here we are, this is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, Scotland Flirting."

"Master, you read it wrong, Scottish sentiment."

The audience smiled knowingly.

Sure enough, it was Mr. Chen Xianmin.

Just throw it out there from the start.

The simple words and plain language make it particularly funny.

Immediately afterwards, the grandfather and grandson prepared 30,000 yuan for dinner, but... they didn't bring it.

After all the calculations, there was less than five hundred in the bag.

With the accent, it's especially funny.

"Waiter~"

Someone wearing a skirt and a bit of British style came out.

The audience cheered.

This is the habitual encouragement given to newcomers.

"I'm sorry, uncle, we are a high-end hotel and we do not accept agricultural and sideline products."

Chen Xianmin: "No, we are here to eat."

Lou Wenjin tugged on the plaid scarf hanging around his neck and said with some surprise, "Oh my god! There's food!"

The mean-spirited tone and subtle expression looked particularly funny.

The audience laughed again.

"I said, girl, this meal is very important."

"Oh my god, who are you calling a girl? I'm a pure man!"

The audience laughed again. The sound, the skirt, and the movements made him look like a pure man! !

"How to wear a skirt??" Chen Xianmin asked confused.

"It's not a skirt, it's cropped trousers. It has legs. Oh my god, the look is off. I wonder why it's so inconvenient to walk."

As he said that, Lou Wenjin lifted up the hem of his skirt and discovered that it was really not a skirt, but trousers. What was even funnier was that he only wore one trouser leg on both legs.

"Leave that leg for someone else to wear."



The audience was completely laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

“This meme is so original!!”

"Two trouser legs, the other one for someone else to wear!"

"XSWL, why is this meme so dense?"

on the stage.

Chen Xianmin took out a piece of face value money and said, "This is a tip."

Then he asked tentatively, "The guests are here. You have to help me while I order. I will order expensive dishes."

Lou Wenjin understood instantly, and then said, "I just said no?"

The audience also smiled knowingly this time.

For a moment, I seemed to understand the title.

"Not Short of Money".

The audience at the Spring Festival Gala were already laughing and applauding like crazy.

Backstage, the directors couldn't help but smile, but they never laughed out loud for fear of affecting the performance on the stage.

"This, the skit is too awesome! No wonder Senior Chen comes out again."

"This gag is so dense, I laughed from beginning to end."

"I have watched this rehearsal, and there are a lot of jokes behind it, and there are also many philosophical words, which are said through jokes."

"The combination of these people is a perfect match!! I'm laughing so hard."

"It is said that this script was submitted by one of Teacher Du's students. This student's potential is terrifying!"

"This is a good seedling!!"



The performance on the stage continues.

The showdown between the waiter and the Northeastern man is not over yet.

People continue.

The distinguished guests invited appeared.

He is Teacher Chen Xianmin's usual partner and is also one of the hosts selected by Qinzhou and Qinzhou CCTV.

Yes, Lin Su changed the Avenue of Stars to Qinzhou Selection.

The ongoing performance is ongoing.

"Oh my god, Teacher Ying... Teacher Ying is here!!"

The waiter raised her delicate fingers and spoke in a high-pitched voice.

"Teacher Ying..."

At first glance, it’s like a fan meeting an idol.

This reaction is a bit more real.

Chen Xianmin: "Who are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for the father of Zhao Tiezhu, the cultural director of Lianhua County." He hesitated slightly.

"We found the right one, this is Zhao Tiezhu's father." Teacher Chen Xianmin patted the shoulder of the little girl next to him and said confidently.

The little girl was obviously stunned and explained awkwardly: "No, this... Zhao Tiezhu is my father."

"Yes, I am Zhao Tiezhu's father." Teacher Chen Xianmin patted his chest and continued, "Aren't you looking for your father? No..."

"Just look for it."

The audience burst into laughter.

Miraculously, Teacher Ying really said, "Dad!"

Teacher Ying realized that he had called him wrong, turned around suddenly, and scratched his head.

The burst of laughter at the scene reached its peak in an instant.

Countless applause came instantly.

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

online.

Bursts of laughter.

"Hahahahahaha!! I'm laughing so hard!"

"There are too many jokes in this sketch!!"

"This skit was really written by Su Shen? Isn't the standard too high?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Su Shen really wrote a sketch?"

First update today~