When Ying Ji saw him stop, she frowned slightly and lowered her head. Only then did she realize that the feather duster she had hidden was accidentally exposed.
She simply didn't bother to cover it up, looking like a broken jar. She raised her eyebrows and said: "I'm old and have presbyopia. If you stand so far away, I can't see clearly. It's better to get closer."
Balian didn't move, and his two entangled index fingers were entangled behind him faster and faster.
Seeing that he refused to move, Ying Ji stopped talking and just looked at him quietly, her eyes as dark as the night sky silently resentful.
The atmosphere suddenly became subtly tense. Above the mountain city, numerous Zhongyou people did not dare to breathe.
After a long stalemate, Balian finally couldn't bear it any longer: "Well...it's getting late, so I'll..."
On the other side, Ying Ji silently knelt down, took off the small package she was carrying behind her, spread it out, and what she took out turned out to be...
A cutting board.
A kitchen knife.
There is also a lively green fat-headed fish.
This fish has a fat body, its head is even fatter than its body, and it looks weird.
The fish lips are like two yellow sausage mouths, the black eyes are wide and wide, and the huge flaring nostrils are squeezed together below the eyes.
It was tumbling on the ground.
All the ministers in Zhongyou were dumbfounded. No wonder they saw His Majesty walking all the way, and the baggage behind him was still bouncing around. It turned out to contain such a thing.
Qiao Yu recognized this fish. It was born in a strange place in Qionghai, and its name was Lu Tou. It liked to interact with people and was not aggressive.
According to rumors, this fish can treat autistic patients, can survive out of water, is resistant to injuries, has a lifespan as long as a turtle, and has an ugly and funny appearance.
Your Majesty has such a curious hobby that he secretly kept such a... pet fish behind everyone's back.
But, at this time, when you take out the kitchen knife and chopping board, what is the green fathead fish doing?
Could it be that His Majesty is feeling itchy and wants to perform in public and cook a pot of fish soup?
Just when Qiao Yu felt that her idea was ridiculous, Her Majesty Ying Ji on the other side flicked the hem of her clothes, and her movements were like the jade of Kunshan Mountain, full of elegance.
She was sitting on the floor, looking lazy and graceful, but still a little wild and unruly.
In front of everyone, everyone thought she was going to do something amazing.
The Empress held the rusty kitchen knife with a missing bite in her hand.
At the same time, the eyes of the fat-headed fish that was jumping vigorously showed human sadness and anger.
But it still jumped onto the chopping board very sensibly, closed its eyes, and looked as if it was a matter of righteousness.
Immediately afterwards, its fat head was pressed by a cold and delicate hand!
With a bang, the kitchen knife fell!
The fat fish body stood straight as if frozen. This fish showed amazing elasticity and vitality under the palm of the empress.
The not-so-sharp kitchen knife seemed to be embedded in a lump of fat. The fish's head swelled, and its eyes popped open, staring like bells!
The fish's mouth seemed to be greatly stimulated by pain, and stretched extremely long, forming a huge "O" shape.
At the same time, an extremely sharp and harsh scream erupted from his mouth, which was extremely sad and tragic, like a soul-stirring song in a ghostly night.
A shocking scene.
After Yingji chopped off the fish head, she sat on the ground and pondered for a moment. After finding a feeling, she lightly twisted her sleeves, raised her fingertips, and slowly turned red at the end of her eyes, climbing into a mist filled with pear blossoms and rain.
Amidst the screams of the fat-headed fish, His Majesty was clearly doing something ruthless, yet his delicate and soft appearance made people pity him for no reason.
Everyone was shocked!
I almost choked to death from the cold air in the mountains.
Yin Baishuang was also shocked and speechless, wondering if Xiaoan's mother had such an interesting temperament?
Just when everyone was puzzled by Ying Ji's behavior.
But Balian knew that his mother was going to resort to the ruthless act of crying, making trouble, and hanging herself.
This is a little secret that no one knows but only him.
The world only knows that the empress Zhongyou is an awe-inspiring and inviolable king.
But as a son of a human being, Balian knew the unknown side of his mother.
His mother liked spicy food, and when no one knew about it, she loved to play mahjong and eat melon seeds with those women and old ladies in the outside world who had no knowledge of cultivation and had big shoulders and thick waists.
So much so that Her Majesty the Empress, who is so aloof, is not indifferent to the world, and even has a deep understanding of some folk customs.
She always finds some weird fun for herself when she is bored.
Balian knew about that green fat-headed fish when he was six years old.
That year, the head of the Tiansheng Sect came to the mountain as a guest with his wife and eldest son.
That day, Young Master Sheng Mo Yue followed his mother's indulgent temperament. He was born with a superior status and status, and everything he got was too simple and easy.
So that everything in this world should belong to him as a matter of course.
At that time, he raised a little white snake for the young master to see. The young master was chubby and strong, and was three years older than Bai Lian. He did not have the temperament of a young master from aristocratic family, but more like a prime minister from Japan. Flapping hands.
He was a glutton for food, and especially loved the game in the mountains. When he saw the strange-looking white snake raised in Baili'an and its abundant spiritual power, he thought of making snake soup and tried to rob it by force.
Balian was young at that time and didn't know how to hide and protect himself. In anger, he released Xiao Shou and bit the fat man.
After two breaths of ghost energy, the fat man suffered a lot for several days.
At that time, Bailian already knew how to protect himself in the Tianxi Sword Sect. Although he forced Xiao Gui Shou to fight back and hurt others, he also knew that there would be hidden dangers without leaving any traces for others to notice.
Therefore, no matter how naughty and naughty the young master Shengzong was that day, he could only suffer a secret loss.
Since the matter was out of Bailiyu's ears, the leader of the Tiansheng Sect saw that he was just a minor injury and did not want to offend the Tianxi Sword Sect or make the matter bigger, so naturally no one could stand up for him.
But the difficulty of this matter is that in the heart of Tiansheng Sect's wife, the young master is the sweetheart who values her life more than her life.
How could she bear it when her baby, who was usually in pain every time she bumped into someone, suffered this injustice in someone else's territory?
This woman is trying to protect herself, which is unreasonable and has no bottom line.
She didn't know where she got the connections, but she secretly invited the occult monks from the Xilu Kingdom to secretly perform famous disaster-abating techniques.
He had been seriously ill for several months at that time, with evil winds entering his body all night long, and a high fever that wouldn't go away day after day. If Ying Ji hadn't discovered it in time, Balian's bones would have been broken.
When Ying Ji exposed this matter, even though it was a famous trick to break the disaster, the monk was seriously injured and died, and he was caught red-handed.
The head of the Tiansheng Sect knew about this and came to apologize overnight.
The crime of assassinating the young master of the Tianxi Sword Sect may be a big or small crime.
Tiansheng Sect and Tianxi Sword Sect have always been on good terms. In the battle between good and evil, the leader of Tiansheng Sect, Shu Yuan, has always contributed a lot, and he and Baili Yu have a close relationship.
Bailiyu saw that there was no big trouble in Bailian, and Gongshuyuan sincerely came to apologize in person, so he just regarded it as a small quarrel between children and let the matter pass.
But this matter is not so easy to explain when it comes to Ying Ji.
Although she had been married to Tianxi for many years, she knew that her sensitive status was different from that of these righteous monks.
For the sake of her husband and children, in the Tianxi Sword Sect, she always behaves in a low-key and tolerant manner, and will never have any conflicts or disputes with the disciples in the sect.
Everyone in the world is afraid of Zhongyou's fierce reputation, but only the more senior inner disciples of Zhongyou know that Ying Ji was a very talkative person during her years at Baituo Mountain.
But there is only one prerequisite for being easy to talk to, and that is Bailian.
In Bailiyu's heart, this matter was over.
But in her heart, this is not a child's petty quarrel.
The person who caused trouble first was clearly the young master of Tiansheng Sect. He bullied the small ones with his big one, and his skills were not as good as others. If you are the one who suffered the loss, don't call it a petty fight.
The dignified wife of the sect leader and the elder of the Immortal Sect is actually plotting insidiously and secretly with a child of several years old.
If she hadn't discovered it in time, Balian would have spent the rest of his life not to mention cultivating, but would have spent the rest of his life lingering on the hospital bed and being a weakling.
Ying Ji was annoyed by Bai Liyu's self-righteous attitude, and his great righteousness was always directed towards outsiders.
If your own children raise imps to defend themselves, that is a crooked way of doing things that will lead to no future.
When someone else's wife secretly caused harm to her child, he said it was just a small fight.
The monks from the Xilu Kingdom may appear to be occultists, but since they can understand the famous disaster-reducing techniques, they are probably evil cultivators.
Ying Ji broke the secret technique, causing the monk to suffer backlash and die.
Bailiyu was determined to maintain a peaceful relationship with the Tiansheng Sect, so he would not arrest the wife who was far away from home and tell the world about her for such a trivial matter.
Anyway, the culprit, the evil cultivator, is dead, so it would be meaningless to delve deeper into it.
But Bailiyu didn't know that Ying Ji, who had always been considerate and considerate of the overall situation in Tianxi Sword Sect, had completely formed an irresolvable conflict with Tiansheng Sect in her heart.
Balian remembered that year, Ying Ji went back to the Zhongyou Dynasty and took out the spiritual pet she had kept for many years, which was this green fat-headed fish.
Then, holding a kitchen knife and a chopping board, he fiercely 'killed' Xiang Tianshengzong's mountain gate.
She had a tough, savage and unreasonable look on her face, but she didn't take any action and just responded to the other person in her own way.
Da Ma was sitting at the gate of the mountain of people, cursing without any empress-like style.
I learned the curse words from the old women whispering at the mahjong table for many years.
She could act like a rude shrew at the gate of Shengzong that day, yelling and scolding her for three days without repeating her lines.
No one could bear the posture of crying, making trouble, and hanging himself.
What was particularly frightening was that Empress Ying Ji was sitting on the top of the mountain. Every time she cursed, the kitchen knife in her hand would hit the fish head fiercely, followed by a heart-rending howl of ghosts and wolves, and the ground shook. .
'Lu Tou' is a strange fish in the world. Its screams can penetrate into the lungs, causing nightmares one after another, causing chills and vomiting. After a long time, the Taoist heart will collapse and the spiritual platform will collapse.
There are rumors in the world that the sound of Lu Tou's voice is more powerful than the cries of a million evil spirits. It can be said that the devil's sound fills the ears, and thousands of the sharpest and heart-breaking notes in the world burst out in an instant.
Even the Buddhist disciples, who are the most wise in the West and have pure hearts, avoid this place.
Empress Ying Ji is worthy of being the empress of Zhongyou, so she strives hard to master the skill of "shrew scolding". Together with the screams of the green fat-headed fish, the yin and yang complement each other, and she is not inferior at all.
Shengzong was born in Taoism and specializes in internal martial arts. What he pays attention to is cultivating the mind and cultivating one's nature and staying away from worldly sounds as much as possible.
After Ying Ji's perseverance, the sect master's wife took the lead and went crazy, and rushed out of the mountain gate like a madman.
The eldest lady led nine vicious dogs that looked like wolves, but were actually dogs. They were black and white, with three fires burning on their foreheads, and their eyes were like blue flames. They looked handsome in every possible way, and their eyes were born with contempt. All of them were Haokou, who was quarreling and scolding, started to scold Ying Ji majestically, but neither of them was a match.
The nine big dogs were all defeated by Ying Ji, who was able to defeat a thousand troops with one person and one fish, and they were defeated one after another.
The dogs were scolded and vomited.
It's not that the wife of Tiansheng Sect's leader is not strong enough to win the scolding.
It can only be said that Empress Yingji's equipment is too complete, leaving aside the green-headed fish.
What's even more irritating is that the two people's behavior is clearly that of shrews. They are both shrews, but their demeanor is completely different.
The wife of the Tiansheng Sect leader was sweating profusely and panting from the scolding, her voice was dry and hoarse. She tried her best and jumped up and down while leading the nine dogs, showing no manners at all.
Looking back at the other end, although she was doing what a shrew did, pinching the kitchen knife and chopping on the chopping board.
But her every move was different, her words were clearly insulting, but her demeanor and charm were like those of a talented and beautiful woman on the stage.
In the old mountains and forests, the skin is as deceptive as a mountain ghost, and the bones are even more like immortals.
Comparing the two times, the wife of the Tiansheng Sect leader was naturally pulled a lot. It was because of this battle that her anxiety attacked her heart and her Taoist heart was damaged. She has been a dream demon for many years and has developed a disease that has caused her to vomit at the sight of fish since then.
This scolding war lasted for three full days and nights, and was extremely noisy, but no one could connect this woman who scolded the streets like a village shrew with a kitchen knife and a chopping board, and the lady of the Emperor Tianxi Sect in the hall.
There is only a strange legend about a woman who looks mysterious, beautiful and behaves but speaks vulgarly, causing trouble in Tianshengzong, causing chickens and dogs to restless, and people to panic.
This unknown side of Ying Ji is something that even Bailiyu doesn't know about.
But Balian really knows his mother-in-law. Despite her cold and dignified appearance, her charm and demeanor are just like everyone else's.
But when she really gets angry, what comes out of her bones is that she is stingy and serious.
So when Balian saw her taking out the chopping board and the ugly, fat fish, he felt something was wrong.
If he continues to disobey and obey his wishes, the empress of the earth empress, the Emperor You, may really be able to disregard her status and condescend to a rogue and start crying on the top of this mountain.
He quickly walked over, squatted in front of Ying Ji, pressed her hand holding the kitchen knife, and stopped her terrible behavior.
Ying Ji was full of energy, but the moment Bailian's hand pressed down, the hand she was holding on to the kitchen knife suddenly loosened its grip, and the rusty kitchen knife fell powerlessly.
Just as everyone looked extremely frightened, His Majesty grabbed the collar of His Majesty's Crown Prince who was squatting on the ground obediently. His robes whirled and turned His Majesty over like a flying pancake. noodle.
The movement is crisp and neat.
His Highness the Crown Prince obviously hadn't reacted yet, with a dazed look on his face. He was forced to lie on her lap, before he could stand up.
Our Lord, His Majesty, with the power of thunder, picked up the feather duster and put it on His Highness the Crown Prince's buttocks. (To be continued)
