"Look, look... I don't let you mess around, but you just don't listen, and you brush the shark's teeth and bathe it? Is this bad? You brushed the shark's teeth out, and he can no longer eat anything, he can only drink. If you can survive in sea water, tsk tsk, you will probably starve to death soon!" Xiao Rui couldn't help but laugh.
ah? What should I do?
I, I really didn’t expect this, woo hoo... Baby Shark, I didn’t mean it, are you in the way? Does it hurt?
Xiao Changle rushed forward and stroked the shark's big head distressedly, crying with tears in his guilty eyes.
The soldiers around were also very curious. This was the first time they had seen a shark lose its teeth in so many years at sea.
The strange thing is that all the shark's teeth fell out, but there was no pain at all and it didn't even blink. It didn't seem right.
"Your Highness, little princess, maybe this shark is still underage and is changing its teeth, just like us humans change our teeth when we are eight years old."
Um? is that so?
Little Changle stopped crying and observed carefully, calling out: "Baby Shark, does it matter if you lose your teeth? Are you just eight years old and are you losing your teeth?"
How can a shark understand this?
It would be nice if he could at most feel the kindness and malice of humans. Let him understand human language? I'm afraid it will take a long time of hard work from the animal trainer.
Seeing this, Xiao Rui stopped teasing, "Okay, I just wanted to scare you. I warned you not to put your hand in again."
"Actually, shark tooth replacement is a normal menstrual cycle. Shark teeth are different from us humans. They don't need to brush or protect their teeth. If you carefully observe the structure of shark teeth, there are three layers inside and three layers outside, and they are long in circles. In fact, sharks Teeth will be replaced every once in a while, and the old outer teeth will be squeezed out and the inner teeth will be exposed to become the outer ring... This cycle repeats, and the teeth will be replaced nearly four hundred times in a lifetime."
"If calculated one by one, tens of thousands of teeth can be replaced in a lifetime."
ah? ? ?
So magical?
As expected of a Marquis, he knows everything about the sea so clearly, and he is indeed knowledgeable.
Xiao Changle shed tears and asked in surprise: "Really, brother-in-law? Don't lie to me. How did you know?"
Xiao Rui laughed loudly and said: "There don't seem to be many things in this world that I don't know. It's very simple. Since I know this shark, I must have studied it."
"Okay, wipe your face quickly, you cry every now and then, like a little cat, you're not afraid of people's jokes?"
joke? Who is laughing at me? Who dares to laugh at this princess? Do you guys dare? Xiao Changle pointed at the surrounding soldiers and threatened.
Everyone shook their heads like a rattle and took a step back unconsciously.
Guess you know each other! snort!
"If you like these shark teeth, you can collect them as a souvenir. It will be considered a rare thing when you take it back to Chang'an." Xiao Rui reminded.
Little Changle's eyes lit up, "What a great idea, hurry up, hurry up, come here and help pick up the teeth. When we get to Chang'an, I will ask the craftsmen in the palace to make a necklace for my father. No, I will make two necklaces, and my mother will also want one." .”
puff……
What do you think? Making a necklace out of shark teeth? To the emperor and empress? What, is your family a white-bone spirit or a sand monk? Using bones as a necklace?
Xiao Rui really wanted to cover his eyes. But if you think about it carefully, it's not impossible. After all, this is the trophy of the invincible Princess Changle who went into the sea to fight for dragons. The emperor will definitely be proud of taking it out.
Taking advantage of this time, Xiao Rui opened the food box, took out a few plates of food, walked up to Shark and patted his big head, "Yi Ai beat you up, I'll make you a delicious meal as compensation. Don’t hold grudges against your beloved.”
Regardless of whether the shark could understand or not, Xiao Rui was holding a plate in one hand and chopsticks in the other, and was about to pick up the food. When he looked up, he saw the shark's mouth wide open...
Hey, isn’t this guy stupid? He knows I’m here to eat?
But when the chopsticks were handed over, I was dumbfounded. How the hell can I feed you this? You can swallow a huge food box with one mouthful, and I can pick it up for you in one mouthful? Can you taste it?
Angrily, he put the plate and chopsticks back into the food box.
The shark has been waiting for a long time, why doesn't it feed me? Whining.
Xiao Rui spat, "Wait!"
"Come here, put up the barbecue rack, get a wild boar and a fat sheep, and have a live barbecue on the beach today! Let the shark open its eyes and eat as much as it can."
Seeing her brother-in-law pampering her so much and caring so much about cooking for her pets, Xiao Changle's eyes narrowed into crescent moons.
He reached out for the food box, indicating that he wanted to feed the shark himself. Although this little bit was not enough to fit between his teeth, it was okay to let him taste it first.
"Come on, little baby, let me feed you... Oops, your mouth is so big that you don't even need chopsticks. I'll just take the plate and pour it in."
With that said, Xiao Changle directly poured a plate of food in, and even patted the shark's upper jaw thoughtfully, which meant that he could close his mouth and chew.
Shark: Chew? Did you really feed it? Still chewing? I didn't feel like there was anything in my mouth at all.
As if he saw dissatisfaction in the eyes of the shark, Xiao Changle frowned and said: "Are you not used to cooked food? Or do you dislike the food cooked by your brother-in-law? I'll help you taste it..."
Xiao Rui caught a glimpse of this scene out of the corner of his eye and thought to himself, "You are really good at it. Isn't this the pet you adopted?" How did we become brothers, you and I? It’s just such a small thing, and you’re still fighting with sharks to eat it?
"It's delicious. This is the taste. Maybe you're not used to it for the first time... Wait, I understand. Could it be that your mouth was too big and you swallowed it before you could chew it?"
Xiao Changle scolded him with disgust: "You can't be so worthless. Let me show you how to eat like this. When the food is in your mouth, chew it carefully..."
Xiao Rui couldn't stand it anymore and reminded him: "It's not that he doesn't understand food, it's just that the food is too little. Pour all the food in the food box into it, maybe he can taste it."
Oh...so that's it! Xiao Changle suddenly realized.
Sure enough, all the remaining three dishes were poured in. The moment the shark closed his mouth, he finally tasted the taste. His eyes immediately changed. He squinted and smacked his lips... so much like a human being with a face full of enjoyment.
After a while, the shark opened its mouth again, meaning it would...
Want more?
Xiao Changle spread his hands, shook his head and said: "No, my brother-in-law will grill you a barbecue later. Just roast a big wild boar. You will definitely be full."
Woohoo...
How could the shark understand? He was wailing like he was in distress. Xiao Rui smiled and cursed, "This guy is getting smarter and smarter."
Just when Xiao Rui and others were having a barbecue happily on the beach, a fleet of boats appeared in the distance on the sea, with a huge Feng flag fluttering in the wind. It was Feng Zhisu who had returned with Fang Er.
This trip to sea actually lasted for a full month. Fang Er was satisfied with his addiction to sea. Moreover, his face no longer had the expression of fleeing before, but instead looked confident, as if he couldn't wait to get to the shore to claim credit.
"Brother Feng, hurry up and ask someone to speed up. I can smell the aroma. It must be Brother Xiao who is grilling meat. We can catch up in time when we get back."
"What? The smell of barbecue? Stop talking about it. This time we are more than ten miles away from the shore. You can't smell it even if you open your nose..."
