Roar!
A tiger roar shook the entire Tianlao, and Xiao Rui, who had just been squinting, was also awakened. He slapped his forehead and said, it's over, Xiao Changle is here.
At the entrance of the prison of the Ministry of Punishment, a group of jailers and guards stood tremblingly blocking the door, crying and begging, "Your Highness, little princess, if you want to go in to visit the Marquis, it's not that you won't be allowed in, but you can't ride a tiger with two Let’s go in with the strange beasts.”
Xiao Changle said dissatisfied: "Why not? Dabai, Erhua, and Benmao are all my friends. They also want to see my brother-in-law, why are they not allowed in?"
This, this... you look like you are here to visit the prison, maybe you are here to rob the prison, right?
"The rules of Tianlao are that civil servants dismount their sedan chairs and military generals dismount their horses. Horses are not allowed inside, so..."
Xiao Changle patted the big head of the tiger sitting next to him, and asked arrogantly: "See clearly, I am a horse? I am a big tiger, and the regulations do not say that you have to kill a tiger."
"But this is a mount..."
"This is not a mount, this is my partner, who has made great achievements on the battlefield together. The Tiger Guard who was personally appointed by Commander Li Jing, and the Emperor Father has just given him the title of Tiger Colonel." Xiao Changle said proudly.
This is true. We have seen on the battlefield that this tiger has done a great job, intimidating cavalry and horses, and can defeat thousands of troops, so the reward is reasonable.
"Why don't you let Captain Tiger go to the stable to have a rest first? Come on, help the little princess lead the horse, no, lead the tiger!" the prison boss said with a smile.
But when he turned around, no one around him dared to move, "Trash, why don't any of you dare to step forward?"
"Sir, that is a colorful tiger that can eat people. Who dares to come forward? Let's forget about the great white ape. There is an iron-eating beast next to it. It is said to be more ferocious than tigers..."
"Sir, how about you..."
The prison boss was so angry that he gritted his teeth, "You bastard! A bunch of trash."
Xiao Changle said impatiently: "Hey, have you finished discussing it? If you don't get out of the way, your broken gatehouse will be demolished!"
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The cell leader really wanted to say something, Your Highness, the little princess, this gatehouse does not belong to my family, it seems to belong to your own family.
At this moment, the chamberlain Lao Gao trotted out, "Your Highness, my little princess, please calm down...this old slave is here."
"Secretary Gao, you're finally here. Look at this..." The cell leader was almost crying.
The high chamberlain reprimanded: "You bastard, didn't you see that it's the little princess? Why don't you back down!"
He turned to Xiao Changle and said with a smile: "Haha, Your Highness, don't blame me, my subordinates are ignorant and have been neglectful. Please follow me here, the Prince Consort is inside."
The cell leader reminded: "Housekeeper Gao, be careful, those are three strange beasts that can eat people."
Lao Gao glared fiercely: "What do you mean? The Sa family once killed barbarians with these three beast brothers on the battlefield in the north. How could we not know that they eat humans? This is our robe. They only eat enemies and do not bite them. We belong to our own people. Look at how cowardly you all are, you are worthless trash! Stand back."
The prison boss was scolded so badly that he didn't dare to say a word, and he never dared to mention his mount. The high chamberlain was already a brother-in-law to him, so who would dare to treat him like an animal?
Passing through the first floor before arriving at the entrance to the second floor, three strange beasts were very eye-catching along the way. Many prison criminals were hiding in the corner and shivering, wondering why there was a tiger in this prison? Could this be a new punishment? Let tigers eat people to extract confessions?
But Xiao Changle ignored the others. Instead, he rode the tiger and complained: "What a shabby place this is. My father is so bad. Why do you let your brother-in-law live in such a dirty place? What should he do if he is bullied?" ?”
The chamberlain, Lao Gao, laughed and said, "How could it be possible? The place where the Prince Consort lives is different from here. And the old slave personally guards and protects him, who can bully him?"
Xiao Changle glanced at the prisoners in a circle with his fingers, "Why do I think none of them are good people?"
I don’t know which of the brave death row inmates laughed loudly and said: "Little girl, you are right, we are all bad people here. If you are not a bad person, you have no right to live here."
"Oh? Really? But my brother-in-law is not a bad person." Xiao Changle continued curiously. When Lao Gao saw it, he didn't stop and scolded him.
"Impossible! What's your brother-in-law's name?" the man retorted.
Xiao Changle thought for a while, "My brother-in-law's name is Xiao Rui."
"Xiao Rui? Which one? Which one of you is called Xiao Rui? I have lived here for almost half a year and I have never heard of anyone named Xiao Rui. Xiao Rui... this name is so familiar."
"Of course I'm familiar with him. My brother-in-law is the champion of the Tang Dynasty. Who knows?"
Poof...who? Champion? How could the champion be imprisoned in a prison?
"Hey, tell me, is my brother-in-law a bad person?" Xiao Changle asked.
The man laughed awkwardly and said, "That's right. Of course the champion is a good person. Everyone in the world knows that."
Xiao Changle raised his chin proudly, that was pretty much it.
After saying that, a few people came to the entrance of the second floor. When they saw the group disappearing at the entrance of the dungeon, everyone exclaimed: "So that's it. It turns out that the new death row prisoner on the second underground floor is the champion?"
"How, how is this possible? Why is the champion Hou imprisoned on death row? Does the emperor want to kill him? Why? Why? Has the Hou master shocked the emperor with his great achievements?"
...For a moment, the entire Tianlao was in panic, and everyone was making speculations.
"Brother-in-law, I'm here to see you..." Xiao Changle got off the tiger's back and ran happily towards the lighted place.
Xiao Rui's cell door was not closed at all, and he stood up from his seat with a smile, "You girl, I knew you were coming when I heard the tiger roar. Are you bullying people at the door again?"
Xiao Changle complained: "Humph, who asked them to stop me? If you make me angry, they will demolish this place directly."
"Demolish this place? The defense here is as tight as His Majesty's palace. It would be strange if you could demolish it." Xiao Rui pulled the little guy to sit down, and then stretched out his hand to rub the big heads of the three strange beasts one by one.
"Tell me, it's been so long since you've been back, you haven't been messing around anymore, right?"
Xiao Changle said with a bitter face: "I ran away for a few months and missed my studies for a long time. After I came back, my master kept me by my side to make up for classes every day. If I didn't come to visit my brother-in-law, my master wouldn't let me go out at all."
Xiao Rui comforted him and said: "There will be nothing going on in the future, so don't run around and mess around, and study medicine and martial arts with your master with peace of mind. Don't forget, you are a general who has been on the battlefield, not an ordinary little girl. In the future, you will The female general who leads the Detachment of Women must not disappoint everyone.”
Little Changle said cutely: "Oh, as everyone knows, the Queen Mother has already said it. Brother-in-law, can I rescue you out?"
you? Get me out?
Xiao Rui almost laughed out loud.
"Stop being ridiculous. It was your father who imprisoned me. Why are you here to rob me? How can I behave like this?"
"But you obviously didn't make any mistake, why should you be locked up? Sister Xiangcheng took Xiao Ping'an and went to find the father in tears. Hum, I won't cry. If the father doesn't agree, I will go to the sky prison."
Xiao Rui quickly held down, "Stop it quickly, don't mess around. My brother-in-law lives here voluntarily. Don't tell anyone when you go out. This is a plan between His Majesty and I. You don't understand. By the way, go and arrest Xiangcheng." , tell her I'm fine, just come and see me when you have time, I'll be out soon. Don't let anything happen to your sister."
Xiao Changle had an expression of "I understand." "Oh...I know, hey, every time my brother-in-law makes a plan, someone is going to be unlucky. Then I'll tell Sister Xiangcheng."
Hey...that's not what I meant...
well! He ran so fast, forget it, it doesn't matter if he tells Xiangcheng, as long as he doesn't spread it everywhere.
