"What? You mean, Princess Changle was lost again? How did you do it? You can't even look after the child?" Li Er roared.
The subordinate explained: "Your Majesty, the little princess has always been inseparable from the two strange beasts and only moved around Zhuangzi. And there are all our people within a ten-mile radius. This time the Xuanjia Army was mobilized to the front line, and the defenses around Zhuangzi were empty. New arrivals Taxi soldiers are inevitably a bit..."
"That's enough! I don't want to hear your explanation. Go find it immediately. If anything goes wrong in Changle, I want your head!" Li Er was really scared. The last time he experienced his daughter being kidnapped, it was almost the same as Xiao Rui's. Life was exchanged for it. What about this time? If it's still a killing game, who will save it?
But he didn't know that Jieli would never use the same trick twice. This time it was Xiao Changle who slipped away out of fun. With two strange beasts around, their perception is sharper than that of humans, so it is easy to get rid of the people they are secretly protecting and avoid the pass sentries. She and the two strange beasts were secretly following Xiao Rui's army.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, there is a letter from Princess Xiangcheng. The little princess is fine." A chamberlain rushed over with the letter.
"Is everything okay? Have you found it? Bring it to me quickly."
After reading the letter, the emperor became even more angry, "This girl is really nonsense. How old is she? Just imitating others to leave a letter and run away? Are you going to march and fight with her secretly? What should you do if you encounter danger? What a nonsense, what a nonsense! Come on, hurry up. Su Pegasus sent a message to the Xuanjia Army. When they saw Princess Changle, they immediately kidnapped her and sent her back to Chang'an."
ah? Tied, tied?
The subordinate didn't seem to hear clearly and froze in place.
"Yes, just tied up! Go quickly!"
Li Er looked worriedly to the east in the direction of Luoyang, "Hey, this girl, if she catches up with the army, at least Xiao Rui can take care of her. If she doesn't catch up, gets lost, and sleeps alone, can she get something to eat? They are all problems..."
Can't eat? nonexistent.
Xiao Changle has not been idle this year. He has learned a lot from his master, Taoist Ge. Moreover, the three-person living treasure group formed by two playmates has its own secret base and has developed many fun games. Of course, most of them are related to eating and drinking.
For example, the white ape learned to brew monkey wine, and the panda learned to collect honey.
In order not to show weakness, Xiao Changle learned how to barbecue in the wild, and also learned how to prepare secret seasonings in the Xiao family kitchen. The delicious roasted food made the two beasts drool.
As for the issue of giant pandas being vegetarian? nonexistent. It is a vegetarian, but it does not mean that you cannot eat meat.
When he was approaching Luoyang, Xiao Rui received a letter from the palace. Xiao Rui was dumbfounded after reading it. He marched in a hurry along the way and found no trace of Xiao Changle. Was it a mistake?
Mistake? It doesn't exist. Xiaojiazhuang also sent a letter saying that the two strange beasts have not returned home for several days.
Xiao Rui was so angry that he wanted to curse, but thinking of that weird little princess, he couldn't. I could only bravely ride out of the army and shout a few words towards the mountains and forests on both sides, "Little guy, I see you, come out quickly."
But after a long time, there was no movement.
Xiao Changle covered his mouth and chuckled, "That's a lie. Brother-in-law, you shouted in the wrong direction. I won't be fooled."
Fang Yiai whispered: "Brother Xiao, didn't you see her? Can't we just go and arrest her?"
Li Junxian couldn't help but pointed out: "Yi Ai, the young master is deceiving the little princess. Where can you see it?"
ah? Hey, I told you earlier. He didn't find the little princess, so he blew me up first.
Li Junxian guessed: "Is the little princess hiding from us on purpose?"
Xiao Rui said worriedly: "It's a good thing that this girl is hiding on purpose. I'm afraid that if she doesn't follow, something will happen to me in this deep mountain and forest with two gangsters. Then I really can't explain it to Your Majesty." "
Something happened? Not to mention that something really happened halfway through.
Because they were walking alone and with two animals in the mountains and forests, not even country trails, they just started walking in the mountains. As luck would have it, I walked into the territory of a striking white-fronted tiger halfway, and the fierce roar of the tiger really frightened little Changle.
Patting the giant panda under the seat, "Erhua, run quickly, turn around and run. This is a big insect that can eat people. It is the most ferocious. We can't defeat it."
run? Can't beat it?
As if unconvinced, Xiong Er raised his head and growled twice at the alert white ape next to him. In the surprised look in Xiao Changle's eyes, the Great White Ape reached out and hugged Xiao Changle, and put the person on his shoulder. Then it didn't turn around and run away. Instead, it leaned on a big tree nearby, as if there was a good show ahead, and pointed humanely, signaling the little master to look forward.
"Dabai, what's going on with you two? That's a big insect, does the tiger know? The most ferocious kind, known as the king of beasts! Oops, you guys are pissing me off..."
The king of beasts? White Ape burst out laughing. He reached out and pointed into the distance again. It turned out that the panda Erhua had strode forward and was less than ten steps away from the tiger.
"Hey, Erhua, come back quickly, it's dangerous... Dabai, let me down, and I'll put the poison in to help Erhua." Xiao Changle was still very loyal at the critical moment.
But Dabai steadily stretched out his hand to hold down little Changle's legs. Coupled with its broad shoulders, it looked like a perfect child's seat.
Panda Erhua, lying on all fours, looked up at the majestic white-fronted tiger in front of him. He didn't show the slightest fear. Instead, he imitated the bear digging out honey, raised his right forepaw, put it to his mouth and stuck out his tongue to lick it. lick. This provocative meaning is so strong that even people, not to mention tigers, can't stand it.
For some reason, the tiger just roared away again and again, with no intention of rushing forward to hunt.
Until I saw a panda licking its palm.
hateful……
With a roar, he flew down and was ten steps away in an instant. A real tiger came down the mountain!
Xiao Changle subconsciously covered his mouth and looked at the battlefield with a bloodless face.
The next second, the panda slowly raised its right palm and made a big blow to the head of the tiger flying in front of it. You know, when a tiger swoops down the mountain, its speed is 60 miles if not 80 miles. What about pandas? He usually looks chubby and moves slowly, so let him fight? Just hilarious.
But the facts are before our eyes, just like a Kung Fu Panda move that uses slowness to control speed.
With just one slap, the tiger was sent flying. It rolled around for more than ten times before it stopped. It was stunned for a long time without getting up.
Xiao Changle opened his mouth wide in surprise and was silent for a moment. He couldn't help but want to jump up and cheer in excitement.
"Wow! Erhua, you are so powerful. You can knock down a big insect in one go. You are so powerful... Dabai, hurry up, put me down quickly. I want to take a look to see if Erhua's hand is injured."
Erhua turned around and smiled humanely. That smile was cute and naive. I wonder if she learned it from Fang Yiai. At this moment, it really looked like Xiao Changle's best playmate, not an exotic pet. .
Roar, roar... roar twice at Xiao Changle and Dabai, as if asking for credit.
You can hear the arrogance and joy from the voice, as if to say: Look, I am awesome, right? What eye-catching white-fronted tiger? Isn't it just a big insect? My ancestors followed Chi You in the war. What was a tiger at that time? Is its tiger bone hard enough? Let him stretch his legs over and try my teeth. My nickname is Iron-eating Beast.
