Anne discovered that the idiot Captain Ed, Auntie Kelly, helmsman Gordon, Engineering Chief John, Ship Doctor Claire, Robot Isaac and safety officer Tara who had just been promoted to major were there again. Play the kind of bandit game where the western cowboys seize the American territory.
And the reason why she knows so clearly is, of course, that those bad guys came to borrow her exclusive and largest entertainment simulation room No. 1 again, and they had to borrow it!
Before borrowing it, their excuse was that they wanted a few people to have a simulated entertainment together, but other simulation rooms were not as big as hers, and the experience was not as good as this one, so they came to beg her to lend them a few people. one night?
But the result...
She didn’t know what they defined as a night. Anyway, when she got up at noon the next day and walked to Simulation Room No. 1 after eating and drinking, she suddenly discovered: their group This shameless guy actually stayed in an 18th or 19th century style tavern in a cowboy uniform and a cowboy hat, got drunk and didn't even look like he was leaving?
"..."
(｡ŏ_ŏ)
Smelling the strong smell of alcohol and sweat in the air, Annie didn't need to guess too much to know that this group of bad guys must have played a gun game for a while and then changed the scene, and then they were in this bar environment. Started drinking.
Moreover, it must be the kind that makes you stay up all night after drinking it until now?
Anne couldn't understand this at all. She didn't understand what was so good about that kind of sour and still bubbling beer, so that people like them could not bear to leave after drinking it.
"Aha!"
"Look! Who's coming?"
"yes……"
"It is our great supreme being, God Anne, who is here!"
Seeing Anne's little figure suddenly come in from the door, still wearing that conspicuous little red skirt, and showing no intention of changing her clothes to blend in with the environment, the drunken Gordon quickly stood up and said He joked loudly about something that happened a few days ago.
And his words obviously instantly annoyed Anne, who was not very happy at first.
"..."
(๑վ‸վ๑)
So, Anne first glared at that annoying Gordon, then walked over with an unhappy look on her face and retorted:
"I don't want to be a supreme being, nor am I an aunt!"
(′～ ●)
"Aunt Claire is the big aunt!"
↜(ψ ▽′)☞
As she spoke, Anne pointed directly at Aunt Claire, who was also drinking and her face was dark. She didn't mind at all the reproachful look that the other party glared at her.
After she finished speaking, she pinched her little nose and took two steps back, not hiding the disgust and disgust on her face towards their group of drunkards.
(…)
(●￣㉨￣●)
"Annie..."
"I just do not understand!"
"Why is that Dinel, she still boasts that her race has become a god-level civilization, and... she can also create a universe in the blink of an eye, but why is she still so..."
"So afraid of you?"
Under the influence of alcohol, when he saw Anne walking to the table, Gordon staggered and stared back for a while, then he approached Anne with squinting eyes and breathed in the smell of alcohol and asked strangely.
"!
"
!(;ﾟoﾟ)o
Seeing this, Anne quickly took two steps back, then glared at the other person in annoyance before explaining dissatisfiedly:
"You have to ask her yourself about that kind of thing!"
(๑•̀ㅁ•́ฅ)
"I've never seen that Dinel, how do I know why she said that?"
(ʃƪ˘³˘)
install
Ni didn't want to answer that boring question, because even if she told them, there was a high probability that guys like them wouldn't believe it, or simply couldn't understand it at all?
"Gordon is right."
"I also think Annie, you must be hiding something from us!"
"You probably don't know yet, right?"
"At that time, Isaac and I wanted to ask her to go to the bridge to command and help find you, but she directly said that you were fine and just asked us to wait."
"result……"
"You guys actually showed up a few hours later. Are you really okay?"
"This is very suspicious!
"
At this time, John also came over to agree with Gordon's statement and listed what he thought was the evidence, once again successfully placing everyone's attention and focus on Anne.
"That's right!"
"I've been curious too..."
"Annie, what on earth is the glass ball you gave them?"
"I asked you many times and you still didn't say anything!"
"Isn't it?"
"We are all starting to doubt your identity a little bit."
"I doubt it too!"
"Speaking of which, she seems to know everything, and she seems to be better than us no matter what?"
"really!"
"It's a bit too strong..."
"Indeed, it's outrageous that I, a security officer, can't compete with her in terms of strength!"
"Fully endorses!"
"Well……"
"Something is really wrong!"
"besides!"
"Let me tell you, no matter how I scan with my medical equipment, it can only show that Anne is an ordinary little girl. But when I want to draw blood for a test, I can't get any blood. Scanning with more advanced equipment also has the same result. , that situation is really unbelievable!"
"Listening to what you said, I also think there might be something wrong with her!"
As the topic continued, and everyone was drunk, Captain Ed, First Mate Kelly, Safety Officer Tara, Ship Doctor Claire and others all expressed their suspicions about Anne. At the same time, they also cited evidence that they thought was not right.
"There's something wrong with you!"
(ˉ▽￣~)Cut~~
"Isn't it normal for people to be better than you stupid drunkards?"
₍₍(̨̡‾ᗣ‾)̧̢₎₎
"They are the most, most, most, most, most, most... most, most, most, most, most..."
|ू•ૅ•́)ᵎᵎ
"Stop it! Stop it!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
"You are the most, most, most, most, most, most, most powerful, we have known it for a long time, please don't say that next time."
"that is!"
"I don't want to hear it either!"
"Don't tell me, every time I hear her introduction, I always feel like I can't hold my breath."
Before Annie could finish her words, she was stopped by Captain Ed.
"yes……"
"That feels so bad."
"Come! Come! Come!"
"Leave her alone!"
"Let's drink a toast!"
"To celebrate this leisurely and fulfilling day?"
"good!"
"cheers!"
"cheers!
"
Then, their group of drunkards quickly stopped caring about her, and no longer bothered with the question they asked before that was destined to be unanswered. They just continued to gather around their round table, holding their respective wine glasses high and continuing to drink. Started drinking.
"..."
(๑վ‸վ๑)
As a result, Anne instantly became unhappy again.
Of course, she was unhappy not because they interrupted and ignored her, but because she saw that the group of drunkards in front of her, after playing all night and drinking all morning, didn't seem to be over yet. Go away, what’s the point of giving her the No. 1 simulated entertainment room?
Of course, when they asked her for advice last night, they said they would only borrow it once, and she agreed. However, the time they borrowed "once" was a little too long.
besides!
She couldn't figure it out, was wine really that delicious?
"..."
(ಠ╭╮ಠ)
"..."
(°ー°〃)
Seeing that the bad guys in front of her stopped talking to her and continued to drink from the large beer glasses, Annie subconsciously looked at the man inside the bar counter simulated by the environment simulator. bartender.
She knew that all the beers drank by these guys in front of her were synthesized by the bartender, that is, the food synthesis machine that came with the environment simulation room. Therefore, if she went to add something to the beer recipe of the food synthesis machine, If they had something, they would surely be able to get these people out earlier?
Just like...
Add about ten milliliters of devil's pepper juice, or death pepper's juice, to every glass of beer?
"..."
(✧◡✧)
After thinking about it, and seeing that these drunkards really had no intention of getting out for a while, Annie quietly moved towards the bartender, preparing to slightly change the program of the food synthesis machine while no one was paying attention. Change it, or do it secretly or something.
Although, she remembered that the idiot Uncle Ed had set up permissions to strictly prohibit anyone from modifying the formula of any food, but that kind of problem was not a problem for Annie.
Just like...
If she didn't directly change the program, but just directly synthesized a cup of chili juice and secretly added a small amount to the wine glasses they ordered, she believed that with their group of drunkards, everyone would drink it now. His drunken appearance must not be easily discovered, right?
"..."
(๑‾ꇴ‾๑) Hehe!
After thinking about it, Annie quickly started to take action.
She no longer talked to those guys, but walked to the bar alone and began to whisper instructions to the NPC bartender simulated by the environment simulator.
(…)
(●￣㉨￣●)
"All!"
"Bridge call Captain!"
"Admiral Halsey is now waiting for you and Lieutenant Colonel Grayson on priority channel one."
"Please go as soon as possible."
"complete!"
At this time, while Annie was happily waiting for her cup of "drink" to come out, a certain communications officer's voice suddenly sounded in the simulated bar.
"All right!"
"It's a time like this..."
"Kelly?"
"I guess something happened again, let's go."
Hearing that his immediate superior had sent a communication request at this time, he had no choice but to drink the beer in the cup in one gulp and motioned for Kelly to come with him to take a look. He comforted the somewhat astonished people.
"You all leave us alone and keep drinking!"
"Now is a rare vacation time. The Orville is also within the territory of the Planetary Alliance, so there should be no problem."
"You guys continue!"
Then, after seeing the remaining people continuing to eat and drink, he left with satisfaction and his ex-wife, Kelly, arm in arm.
"..."
(￢д￢.)
Seeing that the two important organizers ran away early, Anne was of course very unhappy.
but……
She felt a little more relieved when she saw that the others quickly sat down again and continued to drink on their own without any intention of leaving immediately.
"..."
(✧◡✧)
A few minutes later, Anne saw that the beer in the glasses of the drunkards was gradually finished. She believed that they would soon call the bartender for more drinks. Therefore, knowing that the opportunity was coming soon, she subconsciously tightened her grip. The cup of "drink" I exchanged in my hand.
But...
"Everyone!"
"Good news!"
"We have a new mission. We are about to go to the capital of the Quel people to sign a contract with Darakos."
"so……"
"Please everyone end your vacation immediately!"
"Admiral Halsey from the headquarters just said that our Orville will be solely responsible for escorting this mission. We are now preparing to return to Earth to pick up the delegation."
"very urgent!"
"complete!"
Quite suddenly, before Annie could start playing pranks and punish the bad guys who occupied her entertainment room over time, that idiot Uncle Ed suddenly issued another notice in the entertainment room?
"!
"
"To Darakos?"
"God!"
"Our Orville will be responsible for escorting?"
"The main star of the mysterious Quill people?"
"marvelous!"
"so cool!"
And when I heard this, I heard that the Orville had actually received the important task of escorting a delegation to Quill Prime to sign a franchise contract between the two parties. I heard that I and others were lucky enough to participate in and witness such an important occasion, and also... Being able to stop by the main star of the mysterious Quill people to see the excitement and excitement, Gordon, John, Claire, Tara and others who had originally planned to drink a few more rounds suddenly sobered up and stood up to cheer.
"quick!"
"Everyone, go back and have a rest and get back to work as soon as possible!"
"okay!"
"Move quickly!"
"If you need sobering medicine, remember to come to the infirmary?"
"Gordon!"
"Don't leave your things behind. You'll need them next time."
"oh!"
"Feel sorry……"
Immediately afterwards, knowing that the Orville had definitely begun to turn and sail towards the earth, they did not dare to neglect, and left the table one after another to go back to wash up and repair, so as not to be discovered by the delegation that these senior officials of the Orville had been A bad case of collective drunkenness and hangovers.
"..."
=͟͟͞͞( ヮ『=͟͟͞͞)
Of course Anne was not happy at all about this!
Because, she had been holding the cup of "drink" in her hand for several minutes, just waiting to implement her revenge plan, but in the end, these guys were ready to leave?
"Well?"
At this moment, when everyone stood up and prepared to leave one by one, Gordon, who was standing at the end, holding his hat precariously and preparing to follow everyone, saw at a glance Anne sitting in front of the bar, and Anne holding the cup.
He saw that there was an orange liquid drink in the cup, and it seemed that it had not been drunk?
"Annie?"
"What is that glass of water in your hand? Is it that sweet water?"
"Very good!"
"Just in time to relieve my hangover?"
While asking, the staggering Gordon walked up to Anne arrogantly, and before Anne could react, he snatched the cup from her hand and drank it down in one gulp.
"!
"
⊙﹏⊙‖°
Seeing the other person's move of seeking death, Anne of course didn't come to her senses until the other person finished drinking and subconsciously exclaimed.
That thing, although she was indeed prepared to take it
She came to give these bad guys something to drink, but well, she just planned to give each of them a few drops, but she never thought of letting someone drink it up in one gulp.
because……
Something big will happen!
as expected!
"??"
"!
"
The next second, Gordon's eyes widened as he was about to smack his lips, and his slightly opened lips instantly became red and swollen.
Crack!
Immediately afterwards, the glass in his hand fell to the ground and shattered.
"??"
"Gordon?"
"What's wrong?"
"??"
The sound of the cup breaking successfully attracted the attention of Claire, John, Tara and others who had opened the cabin door and were about to go out, so that they all had to be confused and turned their heads crookedly towards the person who was stiff and stiff. Gordon looked over with wide eyes and trembling slightly.
"!
"
!(;ﾟoﾟ)o
"It's none of his business, he just took it and drank it himself!"
\( ▔□▔)/
"goodbye!"
-=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Then, before the unfortunate Uncle Gordon could react and say anything, Anne hurriedly explained and ran out.
"Ahhhhh!
! "
"O-so spicy!
!
"
"Help, help!
! "
"Water! Water! Water! Water! Water!"
"I want water!
! "
"What?"
"What's up with him?"
"Claire?!"
"quick!"
"Take him to my infirmary!
"
soon!
Not long after Annie ran out of the hatch of the recreation room No. 1, she heard the "really heartbreaking" cries and wails of Uncle Gordon inside, as well as the sounds of rolling and colliding objects.
Of course, the anxious and confused shouts and shouts of Uncle John, Sister Tara, and Aunt Claire were also indispensable.
"It's none of his business, he just took it and drank it himself!"
Hahahaꉂꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ*)
At this moment, Annie wouldn't care about that much!
Her mood became particularly joyful. She just turned towards the hatch and shouted "Proof of Innocence". Before the people inside came out to ask or do anything else, she ran away without a trace.
After all, it's just a glass of squeezed chili juice, although it may be really spicy? But, the Orville's medical technology is so advanced that even a cut on the thigh can be regenerated. Therefore, from Annie's point of view, there will definitely not be too many problems with the unlucky Uncle Gordon who is seeking his own death. Yes, she doesn't need to worry about anything at all!
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_〆(´㉨『)monthly ticket~♡.
