The next day, when everyone in Liyue Port was still busy with the post-disaster reconstruction work, they had to reach a certain contract with the fool "Young Master" yesterday and return the two Eyes of God to each other. Paimon then all arrived at the still open Yanshang Tea Room, and were able to meet Zhongli, who had made an appointment with them yesterday, at a seating area on the second floor.
Of course, in addition to Ying and Paimon, those who came here together include Annie and Xiao Keli. They are not welcome anywhere at the moment. They will only be a disservice and cause trouble for each other. A despised guy. @ESSENTIAL\/SHUKEG·No mistake first release~~
"I didn't cause trouble and be disliked by others!"
(๑վ‸վ๑)
"Guyun Pavilion was blown up by Keli!"
Q(“⌒슴Q)
"Wanmintang was bombed by Xiao Keli!"
٩(ˊ〇쮋*)
"Yesterday, the copper stove in Yujingtai and the fish in Yuehai Pavilion's pond were also fried by Xiao Keli!"
(゜▽＾*)
"And more and more!"
(¬◡슬)✧
"It was Xiao Keli who blew up the warehouse of the General Affairs Department!"
(o゜▽゜)o
"The one who is being disliked and being a disservice is obviously Keli. It's just that she always likes to follow others, like a follower, so that's why she is also disliked!"
(쪃ƪ˘슳˘)
Annie said very dissatisfiedly, without paying any attention to the dark-faced Zhongli beside her, and turned away proudly after listing Xiao Keli's great achievements during this period.
She said that the above-mentioned deeds had absolutely nothing to do with her Lady Queen Anne. Anyway, she would definitely not admit that those things had anything to do with her.
She said no means no, yes means no!
"so!"
(゜▽゜*)♪
"Uncle Zhongli, the damage to your own funeral copper furnace and ritual utensils has nothing to do with others!"
(￣︶￣)
"It was blown up by Xiao Keli's bouncing bomb. You should go find her to compensate."
(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ
As she said this, Annie looked at Uncle Zhongli who had no idea what his mood was and said this with a playful smile.
"..."
Zhongli slowly picked up the tea cup and took a sip without rushing to speak, nor did he make any comments on what Annie said.
"No, no!"
"Guyun Pavilion was blown up because Sister Anne didn't help, and then Sister Ningguang begged Keli to help, and Keli blew it up. That was to defeat the terrible Whirlpool Demon King!"
Hearing that Sister Anne put all the blame on herself, Kelly became anxious and hurriedly lay down on the tea table and started to protest with her hands raised.
"That Manmin Hall..."
"Um……"
"That's Miss Annie and Sister Xiangling. Let's be clear. Keli thought they wanted a bomb, so she threw one over. But who knew, Sister Xiangling was so useless that she couldn't even pick up a bomb. He just threw it into the stove..."
"That's really not Keli's fault!"
Then, when talking about the Wanmin Hall, thinking of the restaurant whose roof was overturned and the terrible Uncle Mao who roared angrily, Keli couldn't help but shrink her neck.
Of course, that was partly her fault. It was indeed because she misheard what Sister Xiangling said. At that time, she was only focused on calculating the relationship between the explosion yield and the height of the tsunami. She didn't pay attention to whether the other party wanted eggs. Come to make some noodles or want a pop bomb?
Anyway!
Keli had already paid Uncle Mao a lot of gold coins, which was enough for him to build Wanmin Hall into a two-story hotel. Therefore, Sister Anne still blamed her, and then Sister Xiangling did not allow them to go back. Living together makes no sense at all!
"Next is the copper furnace in Yujingtai..."
Keli continued to speak one by one with her fingers.
"There are obviously a lot of charcoal fires there, and Keli wanted to grill the seabass fried from the pond of Yuethai Pavilion, but Sister Anne said there were none. (This chapter is not finished yet!)
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When the temperature reaches a certain temperature, more firewood needs to be added. Then Keli disagreed, so she threw a bouncing bomb in to give it a try. "
"result……"
Everyone present knew the result. _o_m
So much so that now the steward of Jade Capital Terrace and Mr. Zhongli, who presides over the Immortal Presentation Ceremony, have to postpone the scheduled Immortal Presentation Ceremony again in order to wait until the new large incense burner is completed and shipped back. Arrive at Yujing Terrace.
"The last one is the General Affairs Department's warehouse!"
"There are a lot of big rats over there. They have been stealing the millet in the warehouse, but something bad happened!"
"That's what Sister Ningguang said to keep for the people of Liyue to eat. However, when Keli chased them, they hid in the hole and refused to come out. How cunning!"
"so……"
"So Keli got very angry and stuffed a few small-sized bouncing bombs into their caves. But who knew that Uncle Gou San'er actually stored a lot of flour in the warehouse. As a result, it The whole thing explodes!"
Having said this, Keli seemed a little unhappy, and then she sniffed pitifully and aggrievedly.
"That really has nothing to do with Kelly!"
"It was Uncle Gou San'er who boasted about how powerful the warehouse was. He also said that the warehouse in Liyue was the strongest in the world. He also said that it was made of rocks. He said that the wind could not blow, the rain could not penetrate, and the fire could not penetrate. It won’t burn out, is it absolutely safe?”
"But in the end, Keli just wanted to blow up those giant rats, but they all shattered with a roar. That was like touching Keli's porcelain!"
Regardless of the doubtful and strange looks from the people around her, Keli kept talking more and more eloquently, and swore to accuse a certain uncle Gou Saner, and also quoted from classics what Anne had said. Some words and the bragging words of Uncle Gou San'er were added to prove how innocent and wronged she was.
"Anyway!"
"Keli would never admit it under any circumstances. When Keli exploded those rats, she had clearly calculated the power of the explosion. She ensured that it would only kill the rats. How could she have thought that the warehouse would explode on its own?"
"Besides, at that time, if Keli hadn't been able to flash and run fast, I would have been blown up..."
"Keli really didn't mess around, Keli is also a victim!"
Then, after rebutting and explaining, Keli explained and added so forcefully that in the end, she actually had the nerve to put herself in the position of the victimized "innocent".
"correct!"
"Uncle Zhongli!"
"You are the God of Rocks here in Liyue. You must also agree with Keli's statement, right?"
Then, Keli, who felt that she was not convincing enough, actually leaned on the table and looked at Uncle Zhongli, who was expressionless and sipping the bitter tea soup, and asked pitifully for help.
"..."
Zhongli paused, raised his eyelids and glanced at Keli, and then looked at the little girl Annie who didn't drink tea after coming, but only ate snacks. In the end, he just shook his head expressionlessly. Shaking his head, he continued to drink the tea cup without making any comments.
"Kelly!"
"This is obviously your fault!"
That Zhongli might be unwilling or afraid to judge for some reason, but Paimon on the side didn't have that taboo, so she flew directly to Keli and said loudly with her hands on her hips angrily. , expressing strong agreement with everyone’s important decision not to allow Keli to approach any important places.
"Anyway!"
"Just remember not to run around or cause trouble to others!"
In her opinion, Keli is indeed the culprit, just like the various legends they heard about each other in Mondstadt before?
Furthermore, the bad kid Annie on the side is also responsible. In Paimon's mind, the other party is the kind of accomplice who only encourages and deceives Kelly to do bad things!
"etc!"
However, at this time, before Paimon could say anything to the angry little Keli, Ying, who had been standing aside, spoke, frowned and looked at Keli, then at Anne, and then asked:
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"Kelly..."
"How do you know Mr. Zhongli is the God of Rock?"
"Who told you?"
Ying was very sure that about that matter, they also met that foolish "Master" and "Ms." in the lobby of Beiguo Bank yesterday, and saw with their own eyes that Zhongli took out the "Heart of God" and handed it to that hateful " Lady" only learned about it, and after returning, she and Paimon never told the third person again. _o_m
But now, judging from the situation, Keli seems to have known about it for a long time, so what exactly is going on?
"Eh?"
"Of course it was Sister Anne who said it!"
"She didn't tell you?"
After blinking her beautiful red eyes, and after a look of doubt brewing in her eyes for a while, Xiao Keli turned to look at Anne beside her and asked.
"of course not!"
"hateful!"
"Annie, why didn't you tell us earlier?"
After hearing what Keli said and knowing that he might be the last one to know, Ying stood up angrily and looked at the little guy who was only focused on eating, while glaring at him hatefully.
"..."
(￣～￣)Chew!
"You... ugh... you didn't ask again!"
(๑•첁؎•첀๑)
Anne answered confidently.
She didn't think there was anything wrong with not saying it. Besides, it wasn't a very important thing, so why should she say it?
(…)
(●￣㉨￣●)
"No wonder!"
"It seems that Master Ningguang and the others must have known something. Otherwise, they wouldn't have been so careless about the Immortal Sending Ceremony, and even hid the Ancestral Slaughter for so long. Is this what happened?"
She was a little angry at first and was about to say something, but after thinking about it carefully, Ying had to admit that except for her and Paimon running around stupidly, it seemed that everyone else knew or guessed something. A clue?
So, after thinking about it, she nodded with a wry smile and sat back angrily.
"!
"
"Hello!"
"Sister Anne!"
"You eat less, Keli doesn't have to eat much yet!"
Seeing that everyone present no longer held her responsible for throwing bombs, Keli was soon distracted and completely forgot about the boring things just now, and ran over to talk to her. Sister Anne fought over the plates of pastries.
"..."
Seeing the two little guys getting together quickly and no longer paying attention here, Ying couldn't ask any more questions and had to look at the one who was still sipping tea again, paying no attention to what was happening around him. Zhongli.
"Mr. Zhongli."
"I still don't understand..."
After all, today's protagonist should be Mr. Zhongli in front of her, because Ying and Paimeng came here in response to the other party's invitation yesterday. Moreover, she also had many questions that she wanted to ask the other party.
"Why did you suddenly think of faking your own death?"
"He even presided over his own funeral and deceived Paimon and I into suffering!"
Thinking of how she and Paimon had foolishly rushed around for each other, looking for items and preparing to host the immortal ceremony together, Ying couldn't help but laugh and cry when she thought about it.
Come to think of it!
Since Zhongli is the God of Rocks, the King of Rocks that Liyue people call him, and since the other party did not die, but faked his own death to escape, then he and Paimon had to go with "Zhongli" from the Hall of Rebirth to fight for that " "The Rock King Emperor" has been busy for many days with the ceremony of sending immortals, so what's going on?
"..."
"That's fine!"
First, he glanced at the two Lolita who were fighting for food and didn't take him seriously at all. Then, after pondering for a while, he looked at the earnest but reproachful expressions of Ying and Paimon. Zhongli, who knew that this matter must be explained clearly, had no choice but to sigh first.
"So……"
"Let me tell you slowly?"
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, Zhongli slowly explained why he did what he did and some of the reasons unknown to outsiders.
turn out to be……
It all started on a rainy afternoon I don’t know how many years ago.
At that time, Zhongli was wandering around the streets of Liyue Port without any destination. Of course, in his current "mortal" identity, then, suddenly, when passing by a work shed, he accidentally saw A businessman?
Naturally, businessmen and the like are very common here in Liyue, so that's not important.
The important thing is that the other party was facing a worker who was wet all over, obviously just finished work, and his body was still full of stains. He said with relief: You have completed your duties, now, go and work hard. have a rest?
And that sentence made Zhongli, who was originally confused and thinking about what instructions he should give Liyue in the next year, suddenly enlightened as if he was struck by lightning, and began to ask himself: Is it his own responsibility? It has been completed. Is it really time for him to take a rest?
"As we all know..."
"I have spent more than six thousand years in the world, and it was already three thousand seven hundred years ago that I established Liyue with the immortals."
"A rock that cannot be broken even by whirlpools will be worn and weathered by the erosion of time, but I have never been able to find a suitable reason to convince myself. First update @ "
Having said this, Zhongli stopped and turned his head quietly to look in the direction of Guyun Pavilion.
Although he couldn't see it here, he knew that Guyun Pavilion, which had been transformed by the weathering and wear of the rock guns, no longer existed at this moment.
And what also no longer exists is the Demon God of the Whirlpool who is as ancient as himself!
So, thinking of this, his eyes gradually became more determined, as if he had made a certain decision in his heart.
"later……"
"Based on that idea, I designed this suspended animation and stirred up all the forces. I wanted to observe carefully to see if I was ready, to see the seven stars of Liyue and even the people of Liyue. Are you ready?"
"result……"
"Ah!"
"You have also seen that although some of the process was a bit tortuous and unexpected, the ending was still good. I finally made up my mind to hand over the heart of God to that "lady" and completely ended my life. Responsibilities. "
In this way, Zhongli did not hide anything, including everything that happened between him and the "lady" sent by the Ice God to complete the contract with him, as well as why he sent the "Heart of God", etc. , I told them all.
"!
"
After listening to it in stunned silence, he had no idea that the cause of the matter was like this. Then, after sorting out the key points, he stood up again and asked in surprise:
"That is to say..."
"Liyue Qixing, Paimon and I, the "young master" of the Fools, Annie and Xiao Keli, and even the whole of Liyue, were all designed by you into that plan? "
"in order……"
"You just want to go and see if Liyue is ready to lose you, the God of Rocks?"
Ying was stunned by this, and even a little unbelievable!
She never imagined that all the actions of that evil-doing fool, including his raid on the Golden House, and even the release of the Demon God of the Whirlpool, were actually influenced by Zhongli in front of her, and by this fake death. Is it because of the influence and design of the God of Rocks that escaped?
It turns out that all of them were being manipulated by the guy in front of them who wanted to retire early? !
"wrong!"
₍₍(̨̡‾ᗣ‾)첧̢₎₎
"I didn't get involved in that boring plan!"
(쮉▽￣～)Cut~~
"It's just you and Xiao Keli!"
↜(ψ“▽′)o
At this time, Anne spoke up and said that her omnipotent Lady Queen Anne had already seen through it.
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Therefore, she has always just watched. Not only did she not do what the other party wanted, but she also made small moves from time to time. She even tricked Miss Yun Jin to kill the Ruotuo Dragon King, causing the demon to fall into a long period of confusion. Rebirth, and the power displayed during this period can be regarded as a warning to the guy in front of me?
(…)
(●￣㉨￣●)
"!
"
!(;ﾟoﾟ)o
"Hey! Xiao Keli, shut up, those are other people's cakes!"
o(*“ー´)o
"Spit it out!
"
�(๑“^´๑)۶
However, just after she finished speaking, before Ying, Paimon and Zhongli could say anything, Annie quickly turned back and started arguing with the little Keli who stole her food while she was not prepared.
"don't want!"
"You have to spit out what you eat..."
"How dirty is that?"
After hearing the warning, little Keli not only refused to spit it out, but turned around and ran around the table with the plate in hand, and then kept stuffing it in her mouth.
"..."
Zhongli looked at the two people having fun, his face still as expressionless as if everyone owed him millions of molas, and then after a while he nodded and said:
"really."
"Little friend Anni has seen through my identity a long time ago, but fortunately, little friend Anni finally didn't spread it everywhere. Otherwise, I'm afraid my plan won't work."
"although……"
"The plan seems to have been seen through by Tianquan Ningguang?"
"But no matter what, the result is pretty good."
"After handing over the Heart of God, I was finally able to take a good rest as a mortal."
Zhongli confirmed what Annie had just said, and after finishing speaking, he sighed again, not knowing exactly what kind of complicated mood he had.
"..."
"..."
After listening, Ying and Paimon looked at each other subconsciously.
Then, they suddenly felt in their hearts that from the beginning to the end, it seemed that they were the only two fools, and they were stupidly busying others, but in the end, they were just small chess pieces in the hands of others?
"Wow!"
!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ
"Keli! Come and see, you are going to be finished!"
!(;ﾟoﾟ)o
At this time, Annie seemed to suddenly discover something. She actually leaned on the guardrail on the second floor of Nayanshang Tea House, pointed in the direction of a certain street in Liyue in the distance, and slurped towards the person who was still holding the plate and eating hard. Xiao Keli shouted.
"??"
"Sister Anne, you don't want to trick Keli into going there, do you?"
Although she said that, Xiao Keli still couldn't suppress her curiosity. She ran directly to where Annie was and continued to stuff the pastries into her mouth, as if she wanted to eat them alone. Finish them?
"!
"
"Well……"
Bang!
However, when she walked to where her sister Anne was and saw something in the direction indicated, her eyes widened instantly. Then, the plate in her hand fell off and fell on the wooden floor. on and make a crisp sound.
But the good thing is that Keli is not very tall, and the floor on the second floor of the tea shop is made of wood, so the exquisite plate did not fall apart instantly.
"??"
"what's the situation?"
Seeing this, Ying and Paimon couldn't help but be a little curious, and then they hurriedly walked over and looked at it together.
then……
"Wow!"
"It's Captain Qin!"
“And Lisa and the others!
"
"Kelly!"
"You are really going to die, you will not see the sun tomorrow soon!
"
So, when Paimon saw in the distance a group of Mondstadt Knights of the West Wind, escorted by the Qianyan Army, heading towards the Moon Sea Pavilion. First update @ (This chapter is not finished yet!)
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After knowing why Keli acted like that, Paimon followed Annie, gloating and adding insult to injury and laughing loudly. Update without error@
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