Chapter 2039 ( ̄ヮ ̄) Capitalist’s Little Tail

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As the sun gradually begins to set in the west, a relaxing and happy day has arrived again.

When Ying and Paimon were already following their dragon-slaying team towards the ruins of the Wind Dragon, they were already halfway there, ready to complete the great cause of the brave man saving the dragon. Almost at the same time, a certain troubled little boy The girl was getting ready to hang out with her new friend who liked to tinker with explosive devices.

Isn’t this?

"Uh huh huh~??"

????(????`??)??????

At this time, Annie was holding something in her hand, humming a cheerful tune, and was jumping happily on the deserted beach in the north of Eagle Beach.

Because, she didn't live in the same big capsule house with Keli at Yingxiang Beach yesterday.

Firstly, it was because she really couldn't stand the clanking noises Keli made when he was busy tinkering with things in the workshop all day long.

Besides, she didn’t want to sleep next door to a nuclear bomb crafts workshop!

Even if her power has long been strong enough to do whatever she wants, she is not afraid at all of being affected by an accidental nuclear workshop explosion that may happen at any time.

So, of course, she teleported directly back to the small hotel in Mondstadt last night to rest, and then waited until dawn, waited until she woke up naturally, and waited until the sun was shining on her butt and her stomach started to feel a little hungry, then she had to get up and look for food. After dinner, he teleported here again and wandered here, ready to see the specific progress of the production and installation of Keli's deuterium device.

"??"

(??????.??????)????????

Surprisingly, as Annie gradually approached Keli's capsule house in a large cave on the cliff by the sea, she suddenly saw that Keli was not doing his job today and did not continue to do that kind of handicraft. Instead of using a nuclear explosive device, he lay down in the grass on the edge of a beach and dug his entire upper body into it, not knowing what he was groping for.

"..."

(????ω????)

"ha!"

-=???????=????????(??)??

"!!"

( ̄▽ ̄)o╭╯☆Pa! !

Seeing this, Annie, who was puzzled and playful, naturally cheered and ran over. Then, taking advantage of the opponent's unpreparedness, she raised her hand and slapped the opponent's raised little butt hard.

"!!"

"Wow!!"

First she screamed in pain, and then Keli whimpered and fell directly into the grass.

"Good, it hurts!!"

"Woo..."

"hateful!"

"Bengbengbangbang..."

But soon, after crying out in pain, she twisted around and got out again. While she pursed her lips and held back tears, she actually held a bouncing bomb in her hand and planned to launch a bomb attack.

"Eh?"

"you……"

"Sister An, Annie?!"

Seeing that the person who came was actually Annie, and not the scary wild boar that she imagined would run wildly and rush into people after seeing people, Keli's ferocious little expression with a cry in her eyes suddenly choked, and then she quickly put it away. Her bouncing bomb was about to be ignited and thrown out by her.

"oops!"

"why you?"

"Keligang thought he was attacked by a wild boar..."

Then Keli hurriedly cleared up the expression on her face, not daring to look so fierce anymore. Instead, she crawled out of the grass, sticking out her pink tongue, and explained in a somewhat embarrassed manner.

At this time, she didn't even bother to remove the dead leaves and grass clippings on her hat and body.

"You are the wild boar!"

o(*`ー??)o

Annie glared at the other party with some displeasure.

Then, Annie stopped talking to the other party. Instead, she stepped forward out of curiosity and took a few glances into the grass where the other party had just burrowed. She found that there didn't seem to be anything special inside. It didn't have those delicious but sharp thorns. After finding out that there were no bird's nests or mushrooms, she turned back with some confusion and asked:

"Hello!"

(??~??)

"Xiao Keli?"

(??╭╮??)

"If you don't go to work quickly, what are you doing hiding here? Is it very idle?"

s(??`ヘ????;)ゞ

That's right, Annie was just using the topic to make fun of the other person who just said that she was the stubble of the wild boar!

After all, they had agreed yesterday to go to the Wind Dragon Ruins to meet Ying and Captain Qin. Tomorrow was the third day, so it was left to Keli to deal with the prepared deuterium. 'The elements don't have a lot of time.

But now, the other party is not doing his job properly. Instead of going to work quickly, he comes here to play in the grass?

"Working?"

"No more life!"

"real!"

"Keli's deuterium bomb has been finished, now it's free time..."

"Kelly was busy until midnight last night!"

Seeing Anne's stern expression and accusation, Keli first subconsciously shrank her neck, and then she didn't dare to neglect, and hurriedly protested weakly and somewhat proudly.

"finished?"

Σ(°△°|||)︴

"real or fake?"

(????ˇεˇ????)

Listen, Annie had a little surprise, which she didn't even expect.

"That……"

(ー`??ー)

"Why did you get in there just now? Is there anything delicious?"

|??˙??˙)?

While asking, Annie once again glanced at the place full of weeds where the other party had just crawled, and sniffed it with her nose.

However, except for the smell of grass and the dusty smell of rotten leaves, she still found nothing.

Obviously, there must be no matsutake mushrooms, no bird eggs, no fruits, and nothing else edible or fun in this grass!

"It's not delicious."

"look!"

"This is it!"

When Anne, who had found nothing, turned her head angrily, Kelly finally laughed, and seized the opportunity, as if offering a treasure, and suddenly raised the hand that she had hidden behind her back. In front of Annie's face.

"!!"

!? (??''????)??

After just a quick glance, Anne subconsciously flashed back, narrowly avoiding a safe distance of three meters.

Of course, Anne was not afraid.

Her Lady Queen Anne is fearless, so how could she be frightened by little Keli?

She just subconsciously avoided it because she saw what seemed to be some kind of sticky, disgusting thing right under her nose.

(…)

(● ̄?? ̄●)

"that is……"

(°ー°〃)

"gecko?"

=???????(??????*)

"What did you catch it for?"

(???ω??????‖)??

Then, after she fixed her eyes and saw clearly, Annie, who had black lines all over her head, asked with some confusion, wondering what Keli wanted to do with such a thing.

After all, this kind of thing seems inedible and not very fun.

"It's not a gecko, it's a red horned lizard!"

"Kelly bravely caught this strange-patterned lizard again today!"

"look!"

“This is a pattern I’ve never seen before!”

Keli looked very excited, and then she took two steps forward, still as if she were offering a treasure, and planned to repeat her trick again, handing the poor red horned lizard she caught to Anne's eyes. So that Anne could see more clearly and carefully.

"!!"

!(;??o??)o

"Go away!"

o(*`ー??)o

"do not come!"

(??~??)

Anne hurriedly stretched out her hand to stop him, indicating that she, Queen Anne, dared to finish her lunch soon and had no interest in playing with that slimy, cold-blooded creature.

"ah?"

"Sister Anne, don't you like it?"

Seeing Anne's reaction, Keli was of course a little frustrated.

"It's not edible, and it's not fun, so why should people like it?"

o(??^`)o

Anne turned her head away proudly.

Anyway, she wouldn't say that she had caught and played with this kind of lizard a few days ago when she was wandering around, and now she wouldn't care about it anymore.

"correct!"

(????????)

"Why did you catch it?"

(゜▽゜*)

"What is the use?"

(??????.??????)????????

Then, Annie asked strangely, wondering what kind of trouble Keli was trying to make by grabbing such a small thing that was neither fun nor edible.

"Very useful!"

"Each lizard has a different pattern, and the tails of some lizards are dried and ground into powder, which can be used as an important material for explosives."

"Brother Abedo told me this!"

"Keli plans to catch more and raise them. She usually only needs to feed them a little bit of bugs and vegetable leaves, and then collect their tails every once in a while. Then, Keli will have a steady stream of explosive materials. used."

Keli made a milky sound and said this with a proud look on her face.

The power and output of her previous explosives had been limited by materials, and this particular lizard was not easy to catch. For this reason, Keli had been troubled for a long time.

However, she recently discovered through observation that although these lizards will cut off their tails to survive and run away after being caught, they can grow back after a while. Therefore, she was wondering why they just caught many and many lizards and ran away. Raise them in captivity and open a lizard farm. In that case, wouldn't she have an endless supply of tails?

"ah?"

=???????('ヮ'=????????)

"Well..."

(′~`●)

"It's not impossible."

????(??????????)???????

"Okay then, whatever you want!"

ε=(??ο`*)))Alas

Anne couldn't help but gasped when she heard that Keli, at such a young age, already had the kind of ideas that only old capitalists can have.

However, after thinking about it, I felt that there seemed to be nothing wrong with it, so I closed my mouth and did not intend to say more.

"But!"

(????ˇ??ˇ????)

"Don't you already know how to prepare deuterium?"

(ー`??ー)

"Compared to grinding the tail of a gecko into powder, deuterium can be extracted from seawater. Wouldn't the yield be much higher?"

(lll¬ω¬)

"Wouldn't it be better for you to continue being your deuterium element lord?"

(*°▽°*)╯

There is no doubt that in this world, refining deuterium directly from seawater is faster, more efficient and more powerful than catching lizards to set up a breeding farm and exploiting the tails of lizards as capitalists. Therefore, when I think of this Annie, who was worried about the matter, hurriedly asked again.

"No, no!"

"Deuterium bombs can only be used under certain circumstances. Keli also needs to prepare bombs that can be used casually under normal circumstances, so as not to accidentally injure others."

Hearing that Miss Anne in front of her planned to make only deuterium bombs, Keli quickly waved her hands and explained:

"Deuterium bombs are too powerful. They cannot be used randomly in the city. It will be very dangerous!"

"By the time……"

As she spoke, Keli's voice gradually became lower.

In fact, she tried a small deuterium bomb last night while Annie was away.

But……

Even though she only made it the same size as an ordinary bouncing bomb, when it exploded, it was only half as powerful as the 'deuterium-8 explosive device' that Annie gave her, which is the kind of nuclear grenade. about.

And even if it was only half the power of a nuclear grenade, it would still have an explosion yield of fifty tons. If a bomb of that level were dropped in Mondstadt, a whole city block would be destroyed in an instant!

Then……

By then, it is very likely that all the glass and roof tiles in most of the city will be shattered and thrown away, and the shock wave will definitely hurt many, many innocent people. By then, it will not only be Captain Qin who comes to visit or is punished. It's so easy to close.

Therefore, after racking her brains for a while, Keli felt that she not only needed to continue to develop deuterium fusion devices, but also to continue to develop ordinary bouncing bombs so that they could have suitable attacks and explosions under any conditions. means.

"oh!"

(⊙o⊙*)

"Is that what it looks like?"

(*??????*;)

Nodding, Annie said she probably understood.

"That is to say..."

(????ω????)

"As long as it's not a deuterium bomb, can it be used casually in the city?"

|??????ω????)????

Blinking, Anne said she understood what Kelly meant.

Thinking about it, if we only prepare deuterium bombs, it would be a bit excessive. At that time, even if we take out the smallest one and throw it out, it will only start with an equivalent of several tons or dozens of tons. In this way, friendly forces, It is possible to accidentally injure an innocent person, accidentally injure a building, or even accidentally injure oneself. Indeed, one should not act so recklessly.

"Um!"

"That's right! That's it..."

"!!"

She was about to respond subconsciously, but soon Keli thought of the language problem and hurriedly explained anxiously:

"No, no!"

"It's not like that!"

"No matter what kind of bomb it is, it cannot be used casually in the city!"

"only……"

"Anyway!"

"Sister Anne, what you said is wrong!"

Keli blushed, expressing that her true thoughts were really not what Sister Anne in front of her had imagined and said just now. She wanted to prepare ordinary popping bombs not just to use them randomly, nor to blow them up. Mondstadt!

Although, she often explodes by accident, but...

"OK!"

☆??(o*??ω??)??

Annie waved her hand, indicating that Keli didn't need to explain, because she understood everything. After all, she had done similar things before.

"Keli, don't explain. They won't shut you up or scold you anyway. You can blow up wherever you want!"

o(*??︶??*)o

"Even if it means blowing up the Knights headquarters!"

|??????ω????)????

Then, she didn't mind it and started teasing her hard, as if she was afraid that Keli would be too honest.

"or……"

??乛??乛??

"Go and blow up the statue of the Seven Heavens God?"

(??????)

Anne said that she had seen that the largest statue of the Seven Heavenly Gods in Mondstadt, which was surrounded by shelves, seemed to be renovated soon. Therefore, if Keli wanted to explode, she would have to make preparations early. .

If a deuterium bomb were used, even the smallest one would probably be enough to completely blow the statue into two pieces that she controlled the Wind Demon Dragon last time, right?

(…)

(¬??¬.)

"!!"

"wrong!"

"impossible!"

"Kelly never thought about blowing up the Knights or the Seven Heavens Statue!"

"It's not what you think!"

Keli was anxious and wanted to try to explain, but she didn't know where to start.

"Eh?"

"Sister Anne..."

"What you have in your hand is..."

Suddenly, Keli noticed something unusual.

Then after calming down, she finally discovered: At this moment, Miss Anne's hand seemed to be holding a ball that contained strong ice elements, so that she could feel a little bit cool and refreshing on the beach in this hot summer. A little thing like a gem like the Eye of God?

"ah!"

!(;??o??)o

"Is this what you're talking about?"

[]~( ̄▽ ̄)

Seeing Xiao Keli's question, Annie quickly spread her hands, revealing the gadget that she had just held in her palm, and was now giving off a slight chill.

"!!"

"Alas!"

"So cold!"

"What is this?"

Keli subconsciously stretched out her fingers to touch, but soon her fingers were frosted with frost, and she quickly shrank back with an exclaim.

"have no idea!"

╮(╯▽╰)╭

"They discovered this gadget after they found a very huge frost piranha in a cave in the north, and accidentally burned it."

(*^▽^*)

“It’s very cool when I carry it on a hot day!”

(^_??)☆

Annie didn't mean to hide anything, she simply said carelessly that she accidentally discovered the cave when she came to find Kelly, then jumped down, burned the fierce frost piranha tree and got it. The other party's core matters were told.

"North?"

"The frost piranha in the cave?"

Keli subconsciously looked towards the north, and slightly furrowed her ignorant and cute brows in thought.

"ah!"

"Keli knows!"

"That's the frozen tree!"

After thinking about it, Kelly soon knew what Annie was talking about, and then she exclaimed loudly again.

"Sister Lisa said it."

"It is said that the frost in the earth's veins adheres to the vines, and then forms a terrible monster!"

"Just like the Ice Mist Flower and the Deception Flower, it is an energy product of the ice element?"

"But the frozen tree is even more dangerous. Captain Qin and Brother Abedo have warned Keli many times, saying that Keli will never be allowed to go to such a dangerous place."

The frozen tree growing south of the Wolf of the North Wind Temple was very big and dangerous, and it was unknown how many years it had been there.

In the past, it was said that the Knights had tried to defeat the elemental life form that was as huge and ferocious as a monster, but failed.

Then, after discovering that it didn't seem to run around like a deceiver and cause trouble and danger to travelers and villages, the Knights did not take care of it anymore. They would only send people to patrol the surroundings regularly and persuade some stray people to return. Just travelers and villagers.

But who would have thought that he would be beaten to death by Miss Anne now?

"Kelly originally wanted to use it to test deuterium bombs..."

"It's very, very close to here..."

After saying that, Keli couldn't help but cast a resentful expression towards Anne.

"So it's called the Frozen Tree?"

(*^o^)

"It's really quite vivid."

(= ̄ω ̄=)

Annie nodded, but her expression seemed a little disapproving.

Anyway, she wouldn't tell Keli that the tree didn't have time to freeze at all. Just like the formless wind that she and Sister Lisa went to fight before, she, Queen Anne, took care of it in the blink of an eye. Anyway, she couldn't see what that thing could freeze or how powerful it was.

"If it's a frozen tree..."

"Then this blue gem-like thing should be the extremely cold core of ice elemental life."

"I heard it's very rare."

"It must contain pure ice elements!"

After knowing the origin of the little thing in Annie's hand, Kelly approached it again, and then stared at it with a strange expression.

"You like it?"

(*??▽??*)

"Then I'll give it to you to play with!"

??(*???????????)????????

With that said, Annie threw the extremely cold core directly into Kelly's arms.

After all, she didn't care much about this thing. She just felt it was cold when she held it in her hand, and she just took it with her as a mobile air conditioner.

"!!"

"Wow!!"

"Good ice!"

“So cool!!”

Just for a moment, Keli's arms touched the "extreme cold core" and the clothes were covered with a layer of white frost. Then, she had to put away the lizard that had been tortured to death by her, and then exchanged her hands. , tossing the core of extreme cold in her hands to avoid frostbite to herself.

"correct!"

|????ω??`)

"Xiao Keli, now that your deuterium element device is finished, let's pack it up and go back to Mondstadt!"

(σ??????)σ.

"Let's go to Sister Sarah's Deer Hunter Inn and eat delicious food."

??(??▽??)??

"It's a treat!"

(????﹃????)

After looking at the beach and finding that there was nothing here, and not wanting to continue eating seafood, Annie suggested this.

"Do you know Mondstadt?"

"Can!"

"Kelly, it's okay."

"Go and clean up now!"

After first putting the extreme cold core away in a small cloth bag, Keli cheered and ran towards the capsule house she placed in the cliff cave on the seaside.

"What are you still doing with that thing?"

(??????.??????)????????

"When you get tired of playing, just throw it away!"

(°ー°〃)

"Aren't you of the fire element?"

(????ˇ??ˇ????)

Seeing that the other party did not forget to cover the small bag containing the core of extreme cold when he ran away, Anne couldn't help but asked a little strangely.

"Keli can't use it, but it can be given as a gift to Brother Kaiya!"

"He is of ice nature!"

"Sister Anne, you must wait for me to run away!"

"Kelly will finish cleaning up soon. "

With that said, Keli, who was afraid that Annie would leave early and have to walk back to Mondstadt, turned around again and said this before running to her capsule house.

"Hurry up!"

????(??????????)???????

"so troublesome!!"

(???????????)

Seeing that the other party actually ran to the house to tidy up instead of just turning the house back into a capsule and putting it away, Annie couldn't help but murmured impatiently again.

Now, she suddenly remembered that sister Xiangling. If she was there, they could have a picnic here without going back to Mondstadt.

But it is a pity that Sister Xiangling is probably on her way back to Liyue now, and in a few days she will reach that Liyue Port.

so……

Annie was already thinking, should she also find an excuse to go to Liyue for fun?

After all, here in Mondstadt, she has visited Cider Lake, Mondstadt City, Falling Star Valley, Wind Roaring Mountains, Blue Wind Highlands and Bright Crown Mountains. Except for the Wind Dragon Ruins that she is going to tomorrow, she has visited other places. After wandering around a lot, it seems like it’s time to go to Liyue and take a look?

"..."

(??~??)

However, even if he wanted to go, he would have to wait until tomorrow to meet up with Ying and the idiot Paimon and deal with the Wind Demon Dragon before he could consider it.

After all, it was something she, Queen Anne, had already promised to others, and she couldn't just act casually.

(…)

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