Chapter 2023└( ̄^ ̄)┐Another uncle who only knows how to fool people

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"It's really amazing!"

"Is Tvarin that angry?"

"Um……"

"And they made my statue look like this..."

"Although they are just a pile of stones, they always make people a little worried!"

"The situation is somewhat serious..."

"what can we do about it?"

"..."

The highest point in Mondstadt is on the edge of the square in front of the church.

A man with short black hair, a small gradient of green braids hanging down on each side of his temples, wearing a set of baroque-style green clothes, a green cloak, and a similarly green small felt hat with a tack on the brim of the hat. A strange guy with two green long-leafed white flowers was staring in a daze at the damaged huge stone statue of Barbatos, the god of wind, and the workers who were repairing the stone statue.

After watching for a while, he was still holding his arms and supporting his chin, lowering his head and thinking attentively, and muttering something softly.

What a coincidence...

What he said happened to be heard by a troubled little girl who was walking back from outside the city.

"??"

|??˙??˙)

Originally, Annie didn't pay much attention to the guy in green, nor did she take it to heart. She just regarded him as a passerby A or B.

But, after accidentally hearing what the other person said, she couldn't continue to pretend that she didn't hear it.

"Hey!"

╭(′▽`)╯

So, without thinking, he quickly turned around and walked back in three or two steps, and stuck his head out to take a look in front of the other party.

"Eh!?"

!(;??o??)o

Then, she couldn't help but exclaimed.

Because, she suddenly discovered that the guy in front of her seemed to have seen the other person's face somewhere?

However, she couldn't remember where she had seen her, but anyway, Annie was very sure that she had seen her face before.

"ah!"

"It's you?!"

"Defeat that little girl from Tvarin!"

However, what surprised Anne a little was that when he saw her approaching, the strange guy in green subconsciously exclaimed, and at the same time told her where she came from.

"Tvarin?"

(????_??`)

"Who?"

(゜-゜)

Before she could remember when she had seen the guy in front of her, Anne felt more and more confused when she heard the other person's exclamation.

"correct!"

(????????????)????

"You mean that wind demon dragon, right?"

(*^▽^*)

Fortunately, the only guy Annie defeated when she came to this world, apart from some Qiuqiu people, was the Wind Demon Dragon yesterday, so she quickly remembered what was going on.

"I remember, it seems that I and the others mentioned that the Wind Demon Dragon is Tevalin, and it seems to be some kind of guardian?"

ヾ(*??▽'*)??

Then, Annie, who came back to her senses, nodded her lips and said in a serious manner.

"..."

However, the man dressed in green from head to toe did not answer. He just took two steps back, keeping a relatively safe distance from Anne and looking at her with a slight frown.

Obviously, unlike Anne who couldn't remember who he was, it was not difficult to judge from his exclamation and his reaction just now. He obviously knew who Anne was, and it seemed that he had been there yesterday. Have you ever seen with your own eyes the horrifying means by which Anne burned and beat Tevalin?

"But!"

|????ω??`)

"Sweetie, who are you?"

(??ω??)

"Why do people always think your face looks familiar even though they have never seen you before?"

(??????)

The wind demon dragon Tevalin or the guardian of the four winds, that kind of thing is not important to Annie, so, without waiting for the other party to answer, she hurriedly asked what she wanted when she just turned back and looked at the other party. The question asked.

"ha!"

"Guess it?"

At this time, the green weirdo calmed down for a moment, and after looking at Anne's curious and round face with some baby fat, suddenly, he grinned and started teasing her.

"..."

(??~??)

Anne was a little unhappy.

Because she has never been good at guessing riddles. In comparison, she might be better at knocking down the person who asked the riddle and then using her fists to make the other person honestly tell the answer to the riddle?

(…)

(● ̄?? ̄●)

"Wait!"

(*??????*;)

"You seemed to have said just now..."

??(⊙o⊙*)

"Tvarin broke your statue?!"

(°ー°〃)

Fortunately, before Annie was about to fall out, she came back to her senses in time and suddenly thought of a very important clue.

"ha!"

????(????`??)??????

"I remember it!"

(??????c)

Then, of course, after instantly guessing who the guy in front of her was, Anne cheered and shouted.

"You are indeed the statue uncle!!"

??*. ??(ˊωˋ*)????*.

Of course, there was also a little bit of surprise and worry hidden under her excited look.

However, she was not surprised or worried about the other person's identity, she was just because she had bumped into the other person's statue two or three times and was afraid that the other person would talk about that.

Although the first time she hit her, she had already blamed the idiot Paimon. The second time she hit her, that is, when she knocked down the largest statue behind her yesterday, everyone saw that it was the Wind Demon Dragon. That was what the big slug did, but in fact, Annie knew that she was the initiator of all that!

And in her opinion, it is very likely that the other party also knows?

Therefore, although she is not afraid when she meets the sufferer now, nor is she worried that the other party can find evidence, she will always feel guilty more or less when she is at a loss for a reason.

"Shh!"

"Keep your voice down!"

Fortunately, the green-clad 'statue uncle' in front of him didn't seem to be here to cause trouble for Anne. He just hurriedly stretched out his finger and gestured towards Anne, asking her to keep her voice down.

"Please!"

"Can you please not draw anyone's attention?"

As he said that, the strange old man in green looked around again.

"Ahem!"

"Yes, although I am indeed that... ahem, that statue uncle, but now I prefer another identity!"

"Introduction, I am the bard - Wendy!"

"Nice to meet you, a traveler from a foreign land."

"Or..."

"A traveler from outside the world?"

Then, after discovering that no one around was paying attention to the conversation between the two of them, and that the workers and church personnel were only busy repairing the statue, the guy who called himself Wendy introduced himself to Anne with a smile, and at the same time Performed the courtesy of a bard.

"Wendy?"

(,,????.????,,)

"you're good too!"

??(??˙o˙??)

"My name is Annie, and she is a super powerful arcane mage!"

(????????-)

Since the other party has introduced themselves, Annie will certainly not be frightened and introduce herself in such a short and cute way.

Of course, because she was not very familiar with the other party, she did not directly reveal her true identity, such as her famous name with countless 'most' prefixes, so as not to scare the other party. .

After all, her true identity as Queen Anne is only used by familiar and friendly people, or in certain formal occasions.

(…)

(● ̄?? ̄●)

"Actually, you don't need an introduction."

"I know you."

"I saw it yesterday."

"It was you who defeated Tevalin and saved Mondstadt. The Knights of the West Wind regard you as a great hero!"

"but……"

But what, when the statue uncle Wendy said this, he suddenly hesitated and did not immediately say what he had not finished.

"??"

(??????.??????)????????

Anne was not in a hurry, just blinked, cast a confused and questioning look at the other party, and waited patiently with some surprise.

"All right!"

"Although it may be a little rude, but..."

"Annie!"

"You may have been too harsh on Tevalin yesterday. Maybe it hates and hates the people here in Mondstadt even more now."

"Of course, maybe me?"

"That would be difficult to handle!"

As he spoke, the statue uncle Wendy sighed, and once again looked at his huge statue with only two thighs remaining on the base. She didn't know what he was thinking.

"What's not easy to do?"

(ー`??ー)

"If it dares to come again, can't we just beat it again?"

(ˉ▽ ̄~)Cut~~

Hearing that this was what the other party was worried about, Anne curled her lips, obviously not taking it seriously.

Because if that big guy who looks like some kind of sea slug, that so-called giant dragon, still dares to make trouble, then she will definitely beat him up again!

Even, is it not impossible to directly burn the other party?

"No……"

"No way."

"The problem now is not Tevarin itself, but other factors."

"Furthermore, force is not the only way to solve the problem."

"That will only cause endless trouble and create a series of big troubles."

Shaking her head, Uncle Statue Wendy didn't seem to agree with Annie's extreme idea of ​​wanting to use violence at every turn.

"But force is the fastest way to solve the problem!"

|??????ω????)????

Anne didn't take it seriously and retorted directly in a tit-for-tat manner.

"Maybe……"

"But, Annie, put it this way!"

"You are still a stranger and a traveler. You cannot stay here forever. What if Tvarin comes back while you are away?"

"You hit it so hard yesterday and burned it so badly, I thought..."

"Tormented by anger and curses, it will definitely completely destroy the city to vent its anger, right?"

At this point, under Anne's gaze, the 'Uncle Statue' Wendy sighed heavily again.

"Generally speaking..."

"Tevalin would never intentionally damage my statue under any circumstances, but you have seen it now."

"Yesterday, when it fell, it deliberately turned around and hit it. To some extent, this can already illustrate some of its determination."

"It is precisely because of this..."

"I just don't think it's easy to handle!"

At this point, a certain uncle sighed again.

And this was the real reason why he had been staring at the damaged statue and sighing and muttering those words when Anne passed by just now.

"!!"

(*??????*;)

"Well, if you think about it carefully, it seems to be true..."

(lll¬▽¬)

Annie's expression flickered a little, but she just responded casually and did not dare to look at the other party.

Anyway, she would definitely not tell the other party: the reason why the Wind Demonic Dragon suddenly turned when it fell was entirely due to her lady Queen Anne's temporary bad taste, and it had nothing to do with the Wind Demonic Dragon's own will. It doesn't matter!

And all the troublesome things that the guy in front of him has figured out on his own are just some of the other party's nonsense ideas?

"etc!"

!(;??o??)o

"This is wrong!"

⊙﹏⊙‖∣°

"Uncle Statue, aren't you that god of wind?"

o(*`ー??)o

"Even if that Wind Demon Dragon is crazy, it shouldn't be your opponent, right?"

(*????????????)??

Annie, who thought of a certain key point, quickly asked in surprise.

She remembered that that crazy demon dragon was originally a subordinate of the statue uncle in front of her, but now, the other party said that he couldn't handle it, which was of course unreasonable in her opinion.

Not to mention anything else, just the weird guys under Annie, such as the ancient gods, Diavolo, or some second-hand guy who she forgot about at some point. Look at the sunspots and the like, if they dare to rebel or be disobedient, she, Queen Anne, will cure them in minutes!

"Although you are right, but..."

"Look!"

"Can I complete that kind of task in my current situation?"

With a wry smile, Wendy, the statue uncle who knew what Annie meant, helplessly spread his hands and gestured towards Annie.

"you……"

(⊙_⊙)?

"Alas!"

=???????('ヮ'=????????)

"You're so weak. You only have this little power. Are you really the kind of god they say you are?"

(/O`)

This is really something you won’t know until you see it, and you will be shocked when you see it!

"How bad!"

(¬д¬.)

Anyway, Annie gave the other party a look of disgust on the spot.

She said that such a god, not to mention her, the omnipotent Queen Anne, even the magician Lisa who seemed to like to be lazy and had just left the city to prepare for a mission, said to be a rare encounter in two hundred years. Big sister, you should be able to take care of the other party easily, right?

"Well..."

"hey-hey!"

"Something went wrong during this period, but it's okay. Strength is not the main thing."

Smiling, the other party waved his hand towards Annie indifferently.

"correct!"

"Annie, you, a foreigner, seem to have incredible power. So, can I ask you a small favor?"

Then, after staring at Anne for a few seconds, the other party seemed to have finally made up his mind, and suddenly asked in a serious manner, and began to tease her with a mocking smile.

"Want to help again?"

く(^_??)ゝ

"Um……"

(??_??)ヾ

Scratching her head, Annie was thinking. She didn't respond immediately, but she also didn't agree. She just blinked and looked up and down curiously.

Last night, Miss Ying and Paimon also wanted her help, but they were ruthlessly rejected by her.

And just now, the talented magician who was said to be rare in two hundred years also wanted to trick her into helping, but she also rejected him.

Therefore, she thought about it and felt that the request of the guy in front of her was of course no exception.

"It's not impossible!"

(??ˊ?????????)??????

"but……"

??乛??乛??

"What's in it for you?"

??(????????????)??

So, Anne directly asked for benefits without any politeness at all.

That's right!

Can she, Queen Anne, be willing to help? The most important thing is the benefits!

As long as there are enough benefits and the temptation is strong enough, such as bringing her something that is super delicious but she has never eaten, it will definitely make her enthusiasm rise to an all-time high!

And if some people are the same and don't give any benefits at all, or just draw a pie and try to trick her into doing work, then it will definitely not work. She, Queen Anne, is not like some people on earth.

"Is it good?"

"Well……"

"That's it!"

"Annie, I think people like you are destined to be in the psalms sung by the bards!"

"It's better than this!"

"You come to help me, and when the time comes, I, the best bard in Mondstadt, will compose a new song for you, and let it be sung throughout Mondstadt, and even the entire world of Teyvat. Do you think this How about a proposal?”

After thinking about it, Wendy, the statue uncle, suddenly gave a high-five, and then proposed so excitedly.

In his opinion, there is simply nothing that makes him more excited and more motivated than this proposal. Moreover, it is just within his ability, so it is simply perfect!

"..."

(*??????*;)

"Write a song?"

(lll¬▽¬)

However, it would have been better if the other party didn't say it. As soon as he said it, Annie suddenly felt very uncomfortable in her heart, and she always had a vague urge to hit someone?

(…)

(*??????*)

(Tibbers can’t stand it any longer. Anyway, Uncle Bear knows it. It’s only because of the temperament of his bad little master and the outrageous conditions that she can agree to meet the undead.)

"that……"

(°ー°〃)

"Um……"

(^~^;)ゞ

Sure enough, Annie's expression gradually became a little unnatural, and her original expectations instantly turned into disappointment.

"ah!"

(*??▽??*)

"When I think about it, it seems that there are still some important things that have not been done, so..."

(????ω????)

"Hello, sorghum, goodbye sorghum?"

??(??????)??????

Fortunately, Annie finally endured it, and then she blinked and looked at the other person several times as if she were looking at a fool. Then, without even thinking about it, she turned around and left, never wanting to talk to the other person again.

"..."

(¬д¬.)

And when she turned around, of course Annie didn't forget to secretly give the other party a roll of her eyes.

What a joke!

You know, the leader of the knights and others promised to entertain her with a big meal later, and said that they would give her many, many benefits, but that weird uncle was even better than that big sister Lisa. Reliable, I didn’t even want to draw the promised fun or delicious cakes, I just wanted to hum a few songs to kill her. Do you really think she is that easy to deceive?

"Hello!"

"Don't you think about it?"

"I am the winner of 'Mondstadt's Most Favorite Bard' three times in a row!"

"If I compose the music, it won't be long before Annie, you will become a legendary hero!"

"Hello!!"

"Tvarin will burn his life out in rage, and if we don't do something, it will be too late."

"At that time, Mondstadt will also be reduced to ashes in its final madness!"

"What I said is true!"

"Would you consider it?"

"..."

The other party shouted in a suppressed voice behind him, and said seductively again, trying his best to call Annie, but he didn't want to be heard too much by the people around him.

"..."

(ˉ▽ ̄~)Cut~~

"Not consider!"

~o(▽`o)=3=3=3

Unfortunately, Anne was not interested in the boring things promised by the other party. She waved her hand without looking back and walked up the largest cathedral stairs in front, without giving the other party a chance to continue talking.

In Annie's opinion, if the other party wants to find help based on what he said, he should go to the Knights of the West Wind. Those guys should be very active after knowing the identity of the other party.

Of course, it should be okay to go find those two guys Ying or Paimon?

Anyway, Ying and Paimon are currently looking for clues about a certain god, and since the statue uncle is one of those gods, then Ying and Paimon will definitely be willing to help.

However, Anne didn't want to remind the other party.

Because, she has more important things to do now, and that is-walking around!

"Uh huh huh~??"

??~??(????`??)??????

"Uh-huh~??"

??~??(????`??)??????

Not just singing, but also a minstrel. Who are you trying to fool? She made it sound like Queen Anne couldn't sing.

"Little girl, rarely worried, looking around... fireworks~??"

??~(′??`*)

So, ignoring the other party's attempts to stay, Anne skipped directly to the steps of the cathedral and hummed to herself.

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