That night, a certain naughty child naturally went to camp on the small island in the middle of Xingluo Lake with her two useless new friends.
And what they eat is, of course, the kind of big white cranes that Anne mentioned before, made of mud, lotus leaves, and clay kilns!
Naturally, their real names are not actually the Great White Crane or the Fairy Crane. They are just a group of poor blue herons that live in Xingluo Lake.
In fact, they are found everywhere in Mondstadt, whether it is Cider Lake or Starfall Lake, or Qingquan Town, Lookout Mountain, Eagle Beach, etc., they can be found wherever there is a large body of water. traces.
However, those are not important, what is important is:
Now, several of them have become steaming hot, tender and smooth meat that melts in your mouth, and the full aroma of meat explodes in your mouth. It is full of the delicious aroma of rare birds, without any extra. The seasonings are also very delicious, making you want to suck every bone clean. Even the Annie brand's 'Original Poultry Roasted with Lotus Mud' can't help but drool after seeing the statue of the Seven Heavenly Gods behind the three!
"What are you looking at?"
(⊙o⊙*)
"I won't let you eat even if you look at it!"
(???3?)
Anne, who was sitting cross-legged on a stone, certainly saw the statue and the crystal saliva flowing from the corner of its mouth. However, she turned a blind eye and turned her head away, not wanting to hold him in her arms at all. The thought of giving the other person a taste of the big white crane that was roasted with mud and lotus leaves.
You know, she only caught ten in total, and even though they looked very big, after her little bear Tibbs was washed, skinned, decapitated, and disembowelled, less than one was left. She has a lot of meat, and then she has to share it with the greedy Paimon and the stupid little sister. Therefore, she doesn't have much left, so she definitely can't and won't pay tribute to the drooling god. of.
"??"
Hearing Annie's words, Paimon was a little surprised and raised his head from the 'Original Poultry Roasted with Lotus Mud'. He first looked at Annie, then at the statue, and then he lay down again, and all at once he looked at Annie. He tore off one thigh and chewed it.
tomato
Although Paimon respected the God of Wind, she still chose the latter without hesitation or negotiation between offering delicacies to the statue or offering food to her own belly.
"ah?"
"Idol?"
Ying also looked back at the statue.
Then, of course, she also saw the statue staring at the three of them longingly, with a trace of crystal liquid hanging from the corner of its mouth in embarrassment, which made her feel a little shocked and surprised.
"this……"
"Um……"
"Annie, that's not actually drooling. Don't talk nonsense!"
However, Ying soon thought of the reason, and then joked in a dumbfounded way.
She had already seen it clearly. Although there was indeed a glimmer of crystal in it, and the statue's gaze was indeed looking towards them, of course it was not because it was really drooling. It was just because there was a lot of moisture in Xingluo Lake. , and then after nightfall, dew condensed on the statue, and then slowly gathered around its mouth and dripped down, so that looking at it from here, it looked like it was just staring at them eating and drooling.
"Whether it is or not, I won't give it food anyway!"
o(′^｀)o
"besides!"
(*???*)
"I won't give it to you either!"
??(??￣?￣)????
As she spoke, Annie quickly emphasized her tone and added.
You know, the earthen kiln she dug just now was a little too small, and she only put ten in total. Then the three of them divided it equally, Paimon took two, Ying sister took two, and she took six. , there really wasn’t any more left, and her little bears didn’t even get to eat it!
(…)
(●￣?￣●)
(Tibbers said that Uncle Bear is not interested in the meat of those beasts. In comparison, the creature called Paimon and the female human called Ying are quite to his taste. But will there be any in the future? If you get a chance to eat it, then it doesn’t know about it.)
"ha?"
"you……"
"never mind."
Seeing little Annie's serious look, Ying shook her head, a little dumbfounded and didn't know what to say.
"rest assured!"
"We're full."
"Besides, if a girl eats too much meat like this at night, she will gain weight!"
After licking the grease on his hands and throwing the last thigh bone of the blue heron into the lake not far away, although he was still a little unfinished, he looked at the little girl's protective look. Looking at it, and then thinking about it, she seemed to have not helped from the beginning to the end, and she was embarrassed to ask for it again, so she could only say this harshly.
"Paimon, are you right?"
Then, fearing that she was not convincing enough, she smiled and asked Paimon, who was holding a second blue heron and chewing on it, his whole face almost stuffed into the belly of the blue heron. road.
"Eh?"
"Are you full?"
"But……"
"If possible, Paimon would like two more!"
"This 'Original Poultry Roasted with Lotus Puree' is so delicious that Paimon wants to eat it all in one sitting!"
"real!"
Paimon, whose hands, face, and even the skirt of his clothes were all greasy, said this without noticing the glances that Ying frequently sent her.
"All right!"
"If you want to eat it, just ask Annie!"
She reached out to cover her forehead. To Paimon, who had no tacit understanding at all, Ying no longer knew what to say to him, so she could only wave helplessly.
"Don't ask!"
(..??_??..)
Hearing this, Annie first took a bite of the unfinished food in her hand, and then hurriedly pulled the three 'roasted original poultry with lotus mud' behind her, without even removing the mud and lotus leaves. He glared at Paimon who was looking over with an angry expression.
"I didn't even ask!"
?(?`^′?)?
And judging from her angry look, it's not difficult to guess that if a little thing really dares to reach out, it will definitely receive a severe beating.
"ah?"
"That……"
Looking at the remaining half of the skeleton in his hand, and then at the three complete delicacies behind him that didn't even have the mud or lotus leaves removed, Paimon thought for a moment and suddenly took out a yellow-orange one. fruit.
"Here!"
"Annie!"
"I'll trade this fruit with you for a 'original bird roasted with lotus mud'!"
"How about it?"
After throwing the skeleton of the blue heron in his hand into the Xingluo Lake not far away to feed the fish, Paimon smiled nervously and expectedly and leaned towards Annie's body. He came forward and suggested holding up the fruit.
"??"
(???.???)????
"What kind of fruit is this?"
Σ(°△°|||)︴
"Is it Lian Wu?"
(°ー°〃)
Looking at the yellow-orange lotus mist that looked like it was underripe, and then leaning forward to smell the strange and sweet smell, Anne couldn't help but frown and asked with some suspicion.
It's not like she has never eaten lotus mist. It looks tall and juicy, but when eaten, it tastes like a sponge. It is tasteless, has little juice, and the pulp is dry, even if it is freshly picked. It doesn't taste much either.
Anyway, I don’t know if she bought it poorly, but after eating it once, she definitely doesn’t want to eat it a second time.
"wax apple?"
"what is that?"
Listening to Annie's words, Paimon couldn't help but be startled, obviously not knowing what Annie was talking about.
"No, this is not Lian Wu!"
"This is called Sunset Fruit!"
“Very delicious!”
"You probably haven't eaten it, right?"
Seeing that Annie didn't recognize him and that her face was full of suspicion, Paimon knew that there seemed to be something wrong with the matter, and then quickly added:
"Sunset fruit is a natural gift from our continent of Teyvat. It has plump fruits that are as beautiful as the sunset. It tastes very fragrant and sweet, and it can also refresh people's spirits. It's true!"
"Annie, you have to try it!"
Holding up the Sunset Fruit in his hand, Paimon boasted his recommendations while darting his little eyes towards the few delicacies behind Annie that were still wrapped in dried and cracked dried mud and lotus leaves. None of them were subtle indications of her true intentions.
"Sunset fruit?"
|?˙?˙)?
"Is it really delicious?"
!(;?o?)o
Anne, who did not believe in evil, once again came forward and sniffed hard. Then, she did smell a strong sweet fragrance and couldn't help but hesitate.
"real!"
"Come and try one, shall we?"
"Paimon just needs to change to another 'Original Poultry Roasted with Lotus Mud'!"
A man who wants to exchange wild fruits picked from nowhere for a roasted bird must be something that only a greedy guy like Paimon, who can't take his eyes off when he sees delicious food, can say this.
This matter, if she met any native of Teyvat continent, she would probably give her a merciless slap on the back of the head, there is no doubt about it!
"……."
(??ˇ?ˇ??)
Fortunately, Paimon met little Annie who liked to eat good food and had never eaten Sunset Fruit.
At the same time, Anne didn't know that Sunset Fruit was everywhere in the Teyvat continent, and the yield was very high. As long as she was willing, she could pick dozens of tons a day with her ability, and it wouldn't be a problem?
so……
"Oh well!"
ε=(′ο｀*)))Alas
"However, you can't exchange a fruit for another, you can only exchange for a thigh!"
(??ˇεˇ??)
After thinking about it, Annie finally gave in and thought it would be a good idea to have a fresh and uneaten meal to rinse her mouth with.
"Only one thigh?"
"no!"
“At least two thighs!
"
Blinking, Paimon thought for a while, then looked at the fruit in his hand. Finally, he gritted his teeth and stretched out two fingers, and then simultaneously handed the Sunset Fruit in his hand towards Annie.
"..."
(ー`′ー)
"make a deal!"
?(??????????)????
Blinking, Annie finally agreed, and quickly pulled off two hot thighs from the half-eaten roasted bird in her hand and handed them to the other party, and then snatched them away from the other party's hand. The fresh fruit inside is called Sunset Fruit.
"!?"
"This is wrong!"
"look!"
"Annie, this thigh has been bitten by you!"
He looked at the two thighs in his hand, and then saw that one of them actually had a fresh bite mark. It was missing a big mouthful of meat and a piece of fragrant skin. Paimon felt that he had suffered a loss and quickly shouted stop. protested.
"Is that so?"
?(⊙o⊙*)
"So……"
(??ω??)
Looking at the bird legs in the opponent's hand, she found that one of them had indeed been bitten by her. Then, looking at the sundowner fruit in her hand, Annie quickly thought of an excellent solution.
Katcha!
"Yeah, tender~!"
(￣～￣)Chew!
"Gulu!"
(,,?????,,)
"ha!"
(╯▽╰) So fragrant and sweet~~
So, under Paimon's gaze, she grabbed the fruit and took a bite, showing a satisfied expression.
"look!"
☆?(o*?ω?)?
"I also took a bite of the fruit, so that should be fair, right?"
(?????)?
Anne licked her lips and handed the fruit in her hand to Paimon, indicating that the gap on the fruit was basically the same size as the gap on the bird's leg, and said this with a proud smile.
(…)
(￢?￢.)
"!
"
"you……"
"I……"
Paimon's eyes widened instantly and his mouth opened wide, as if something had strangled his neck, or as if he had seen a ghost. He couldn't utter a complete sentence for a long time.
"..."
And of course Yingjiu on the side also had a dumbfounded expression.
Regarding this matter, at first glance, it seems that there is nothing wrong with what Little Annie did. There are gaps of the same size on the bird legs and fruits, which is indeed quite fair.
But…….
Think about it carefully, but you always feel that something is wrong?
But anyway, Ying hesitated for a long time, and wanted to say a few words of judgment several times, but for a while, she didn't know where to explain.
"wrong!"
"How is this fair?!"
"You obviously bit this!"
Finally, Paimon reacted and became angry.
"no!"
“It’s only fair that Paimon comes back with two bites!
"
So, with anger rising in her heart, she rushed forward, intending to take two bites of meat from the thighs of the unopened 'Original Roast Poultry with Lotus Clay' that Annie was guarding behind her. Come.
"??"
!? (?''??)?
"wrong!"
⊙﹏⊙‖∣°
"Even if it's a bite, you can only take one bite. Why do you have to bite it twice?"
?(?﹏?,)?
Seeing the other party snatching one and actually peeling away the soil and lotus leaves to take a few bites, Annie of course rushed forward and stopped the other party.
"What's wrong?"
"If you take two bites, Paimon will also take two bites. This is fair!"
Paimon didn't care about that. After tearing open the sealing mud and lotus leaves, he took a bite of the hot and fragrant roasted bird's thigh.
Then, while chewing and talking, she planned to take a second bite.
"That's not right!"
?(?`^′?)?
"Anyway!"
???(＿＿*)??
"You only get one bite!"
o(*｀ー′)o
Yes, that sunset fruit has been exchanged. If Queen Anne bites her own fruit, what does it have to do with the other party?
Therefore, she thought about it and felt that the other party could only take one bite to make up for it, and there was definitely no sense in taking two bites. In that case, Queen Anne would suffer!
"Shut up!"
!(;?o?)o
However, Annie didn't want to explain so much in her hurry, so when the other party took a vicious bite and was about to take a second bite, she hurriedly pounced on him, and then flew with him in the sky to fight for it. Get entangled.
"you……"
"Hello!"
"Paimon!"
"Annie is right, it seems like you really only deserve one bite?"
At this time, after counting on the ground with his fingers, he felt that Annie's statement was correct. Paimon really shouldn't have taken a second bite, as it would have become unfair again.
"in spite of!"
"She took two bites, Paimon will take two bites too!"
It's a pity that Paimon, who is currently angry, has a simple mind, and doesn't seem to be very good at arithmetic and logic, how can he care about so much?
Anyway, she accepted her fate and just gritted her teeth and fought with some hateful little girl.
"All right!"
"I don't care about you then, I'm going to wash up first!"
The two of them were already flying into the air in a scramble. For Ying, who could no longer fly, there was definitely nothing she could do to stop them, so she slumped her shoulders, turned and walked towards the lake.
She planned to wash off the oil on her hands and face, then rinse her mouth with cool lake water, then soak her feet, and finally find a clean place to rest on the island in the lake.
boom!
At this time, Ying had just walked to the lake. Before she could roll up her sleeves and squat down to wash herself, there was a sudden loud bang behind her, and something seemed to splash away.
"!
"
"W-what?!"
Then, she immediately turned around and looked back, and was shocked to see: the statue of the Seven Heavens God was knocked down by someone during the fight between the two.
At this time, the statue rolled down into the Xingluo Lake while Ying was stunned, and only half of the pillar was still standing in place?
"..."
"..."
(*ˉ?ˉ*;)
Then, of course, the two people who were fighting finally stopped.
"!
"
!? (?''??)?
"I don't care about other people's affairs, it was Paimon who knocked him down!"
o(′▽｀)o =3 =3 =3
When Annie discovered that she had accidentally gotten into trouble, she immediately distanced herself from the relationship. Then she flew back to the campfire, picked up her little bear and the uneaten food, and then flew towards the lake in a puff of smoke. Be prepared to flee the scene first.
"ah!"
"I……"
"I did not do it on purpose!"
"not me!
"
After looking at the collapsed statue for a long time, and then seeing that a certain troubled little girl had flown to the shore of Starfall Lake in the distance and was running towards the mountains to the west, Paimon finally got excited and hurriedly announced that he It had nothing to do with the matter, but at the same time he didn't forget to fly after the opponent directly.
"this……"
"you……"
Looking at the collapsed statue and the two culprits escaping, Yinglao couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.
"etc!"
"Hello!"
"You can't leave me!"
"Hello!
"
Plop!
Then, looking around, looking at the conspicuous bonfire, and thinking about the possible disturbances caused by the collapse of the statue, Ying took a breath of cold air, then hurriedly shouted, and then immediately jumped into the lake, He chased after the two perpetrators who were running fast in the distance.
Although she doesn't know who broke it for the time being, she only knows that she absolutely cannot stay at the discovery site. Otherwise, if she is accidentally touched by someone, she really has a point. Not sure.
"Annie!"
"Paimon!"
"You guys wait for me..."
"Hello......"
Gua!
Gua! Gua!
Unfortunately, even though Ying screamed so hard that her throat was broken, the two instigators did not respond to her. Only the frogs in Xingluo Lake were disturbed by her and jumped into the lake one by one with exclaims.
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Everyone remember the monthly pass~?
