The naughty kid pirates declared war on the big mom pirates without any warning and captured the town of Nana Mits on Rock Mits Island. They stayed on this island for three days and harvested a large amount of delicious honey resources while also capturing prisoners. Late at night on the third day after killing Honey Minister Charlotte Flampe, the Big Mom Pirates seemed to have finally come to their senses and called the Golden Mothership Naughty Child with a phone bug.
So, of course, a certain naughty kid himself was naturally invited to the combat command room and prepared to answer the call from the head of the party that had declared war.
"??"
(???.???)????
"It's so late. You guys haven't slept yet. Is there something wrong?"
く(＾_?)ゝ
Following the maid Dasqi to the combat command room, I saw the abyss commander Sivara in the form of an upper elf, Donquixote Doflamingo wearing sunglasses at night, Seeing Gilder Tezzolo in the red suit and the former Commodore Gion who sold himself to her, Anne couldn't help but exclaimed in surprise when she saw that these guys who didn't sleep at night and didn't study well were all here. .
"Oh, it turned out to be a phone..."
(?o?)!
Then, when she saw the awake and waiting phone bug, and then looked at everyone's eyes, a certain troubled little girl nodded with understanding, and then didn't wait for those guys to answer. He jumped up to the phone bug and grabbed the receiver.
"crooked?"
(^0^)/
"This is Annie, who are you?"
(?°Θ°)?
Annie didn't know who else would call her at this time. Anyway, in her opinion, it would definitely not be Nami, Sister Robin, or idiots like Luffy and Chopper. After all, this is a new world, with With the natural barrier of the Red Earth Continent, without a powerful female phone worm to relay signals, the phone worms in the hands of those idiots would definitely not be able to find her easily.
'Well? '
At this time, I finally heard a reply from the phone bug.
'Ah who? ! '
'Is it the naughty kid himself? '
Then, the phone bug who had been waiting on the table with a somewhat impatient expression suddenly showed a puzzled expression and spoke.
"bad boy?"
(灁owo灁)?
"I'm not a naughty kid. Auntie, you made the wrong number!"
(〃▽〃)
Blinking, listening to the ferocious expression on the caller's face and the voice of Obasan that made Annie very unhappy, she didn't even think about it, she just flatly denied it, and then wanted to hang up the phone.
'no? ! '
'If not, then let the naughty boy answer my call! '
'You bastards! '
'I've been waiting for thirty-three minutes, how long do you want me to wait? ! '
However, before a certain troubled little girl could hang up the phone, the phone bug suddenly jumped up vividly and roared loudly, scaring Annie so much that she hurriedly moved further away from the other party.
"But, I really don't know who the naughty child is..."
ヾ(*ΦwΦ)?
No matter who it is, anyway, Anne knows that she is definitely not. If she says no, she is not, and she is not!
(…)
(●￣?￣●)
'! ? '
'you……'
'go! '
'Go get that Anne Hastur to answer the call! '
Finally, the phone bug gradually calmed down, or it could be said that someone on the other side of the phone bug seemed to realize something at this time. Therefore, the other party gradually slowed down his tone, but still used that fierce and sharp, He roared in a tone that sounded like a command.
"oh!"
⊙w⊙
"Just wait..."
(｀?w?′)?
Blinking, Annie paused, then took a deep breath before continuing:
"crooked?"
╭(???)?
"Hello, I'm so hot. I'm so hot. most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most The most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most powerful arcane mage Anne Hastur!"
(????)
"Who are you? What's the matter?"
(?°з°)-?
"If not, I have to hang up the phone!"
(????-)
Anne could tell that she didn't seem to recognize the aunt or Obasan who was talking on the other end of the phone, so she planned to end the call now.
"..."
After hearing Annie's words, the phone bug was silent for a while, and then just stood there in a daze.
"Crooked? Are you still there?"
?(?Θ??)
"??"
(???.???)????
Annie patted the phone, and then looked at the phone bug that was staring at her without speaking. She wondered what this magical communication tool was about, and whether it had suddenly broken or something. .
'! ! '
'You are that naughty kid, your voice has not changed and your expression has not changed. Do you think I am a fool? '
'I am Charlotte Lingling, how dare you tease me like this? '
'You bastard! '
'I'm going to eat you! '
'Eat it! ! '
'Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! '
'@^#$…()*&…*%￥#…'
The next moment, the phone bug that Anne thought was broken suddenly jumped up violently, and then roared with an extremely exaggerated expression. At the same time, he did not forget to spit out the fragrance and curse as much as he could. .
There even seemed to be some chaotic smashing sounds and other people's whining and pleading sounds. However, no matter what it was, it could not hide that the phone bug was so angry that it seemed to want to jump up and bite her hard. fact.
"??"
(◎_◎;)
"Hey! You are so weird!"
(???)
"I've never admitted to myself that I'm a naughty kid. It's obviously you people who yelled about it. What does it matter to me?"
(*'▽'*)?
"snort!"
o(′^｀)o
Of course Anne knew why the other party suddenly became so manic, so after the phone bug gradually subsided, she took two steps forward and said in the same angrily voice.
"..."
The phone bug was silent again.
"!!"
|??w?`)
At this moment, Anne hurriedly took two steps back and hid aside, because she felt that, maybe, the next moment, after the other party was silent, it was likely to break out again?
'Uh-huh-huh-huh...'
'Gulu! '
'Uh-huh-huh...'
'Gulu! Gulu! '
'...'
Fortunately, the phone bug had no intention of breaking out again. Instead, it was making some eating and swallowing movements, and its expression gradually returned to its normal state from the previous violent and ferocious look.
"..."
(??ˇ?ˇ??)
Seeing this, Annie felt relieved and walked over again. She stared at the phone bug leisurely and began to guess what the other party was eating.
"Hello!"
(???????)
"What do you want from me?"
(?°Θ°)?
Unfortunately, until the other party stopped eating and swallowing, Annie could not guess what the other party was eating, so she asked strangely again.
She was a little hungry when she saw the other party eating, so if nothing happened, she might have to go back for a late night snack, eat until she was full, and then get into bed with her with a round belly. The great awakening?
'ha? '
'What's up? '
'You still have the nerve to ask me? '
'Don't you know what I want from you? '
At this time, the phone bug actually laughed angrily and sneered at Anne with disdain.
"??"
ヽ('ー`)
"If you don't tell me, how do people know what's going on with you? They don't know you!"
(?˙o˙)?
Anne did not agree with what the other party said, because she was very sure that she had never met the other party before, and the voice was unfamiliar to her, so it was impossible for her to guess why the other party called.
Anyway, it's just that such a stranger called her and then asked her about her behavior inexplicably, which made her feel very embarrassed, angry and unhappy.
'Of course you don't know me! '
'But! '
'Since you don't know me and we have no grudges, why did you declare war on me, capture one of my islands and capture my daughter? ! '
'explain! '
'Naughty little Annie Hastur, what on earth do you want to do! ? '
The phone bug on the table roared angrily again, and it seemed that his emotions had the same explosive and out-of-control impulse just now?
"Ah! So you are the bad guy from the bm pirate group?"
!(;?o?)o
At this moment, Annie seemed to finally react suddenly and know who the bad guy who was talking to her on the phone and who had dared to say rude words just now was.
"But that's not right!"
o(*｀ー′)o
"I'd like to reiterate that I'm not a naughty kid!"
(?~?)
"Besides, there's nothing I don't want to do..."
ヾ(?ε?｀*)
"People just think that it's very wrong that you have all these delicious things to yourself!"
(???c)
"And more and more!"
?(′?`?)
"Amorin's mother also said, she said, good things should be taken out and shared with the children!"
(?ゝw??)
After correcting the other party's wrong wording, Anne spoke seriously to the phone bug.
She knew that as long as she held the microphone and got close to the phone bug, the phone bug in front of her would definitely transmit her expression to the other phone bug, and then the other phone bug would also Conveying the full range of her expression to the bad guy she's talking to on the phone.
'? ? '
'What a joke are you kidding! '
'share? '
'Why should I share it with a naughty kid like you? '
'Otherwise! '
'Would you mind sharing your golden mothership with me, along with the cash Baileys and gold on board? '
The phone bug showed an expression as if it had seen a ghost, and then it cursed loudly and angrily at Anne, not forgetting to raise a chestnut to retort.
Obviously, it is not difficult to judge from the tone of the other party, that Charlotte Lingling on the other side of the phone bug, that nickname is 'Big Mom', the captain of the Big Mom Pirates, the Queen of the Totland Kingdom, the New World One of the 'Four Emperors', and one who is as powerful as a monster, he must be coveting Anne's golden ship, the gold jewelry on board, and Bailey's cash.
After all, it probably accounts for one-third or more of the world's total wealth. Anyone who says they are not greedy is definitely lying!
"Of course that's not possible!"
?(??3?)?
Without thinking, Annie directly rejected the other party.
'ha? '
'look! '
'You are mostly unwilling to do so, so how dare you say that just now? '
The phone bug sneered angrily, as if he didn't want to miss any opportunity to mock the naughty kid.
"Of course I dare!"
?(￣??)???
"Because Amorin's mother also said that good things in one's house should be hidden and tucked away, and they must not be seen by outsiders. If anyone dares to spoil the idea, then burn them!"
☆?(o*?w?)?
"Burn it! Burn it! Burn it all!!"
?(?owó?)?
Yes, whether it is the teachings of the Shadow Witch Amorin or her own subjective consciousness, Anne has always just wanted others to share good things with her, and her good things will not be shared easily with others, especially someone who is following her. She calls Obasan, the badass aunt on the phone.
'...'
'very good! '
'I figured it out...'
Listening to Annie's arrogant, domineering and wanton words that were clearly meant to make fun of herself, the phone bug blinked and then suddenly fell silent.
'I shouldn't have made this call today. Originally, I had some expectations for you...'
'But now...'
'Hum hum……'
'bad boy! '
'Listen carefully, since you want to fight, then I will fight! '
beep……
The phone bug, with its rich expressions, ups and downs of emotions, and seemingly extremely tired, finally fell asleep with a busy tone of "beep" and stopped making any sound.
"Waiwai?"
(?˙o˙)?
Annie shouted into the phone twice more, but there was still no response from the phone.
"..."
(′??)?
"It seems that the other party has died..."
('◇'｀)
There was no other way, Annie could only look at the other people around her with an innocent face.
"really!"
q(`⌒′q)
"That guy who harvests other people's lifespan is an unreasonable villain. It's right for them to beat her!"
(????)
Then, after saying that, Annie quickly concluded a conclusion that she thought was correct through the conversation, and felt that she could then beat up that bad guy called 'big mom' with peace of mind and confidence. .
(Come on, little master, you can do it!)
?(?????)???
(At this time, Tibbers suddenly felt speechless. Apart from privately speaking out to encourage his bad little master and continuing to encourage and instigate him, what else could he do? ?)
"..."
"..."
"..."
The people present who listened to the entire conversation, such as the abyss commander Silvera, the migrant worker Gilder Tezolo, and Donquixote Doflamingo, who originally had some expectations, looked at me and I looked at you. No one spoke.
Because, they think, the person who was unreasonable from the beginning should be someone from the phone bug, right?
Of course, they can just think about the disrespectful words below, but they don't dare to say them nonsense.
"Are you okay?"
(*′ο`*)
"If everything is alright, let me go to bed. See you all tomorrow!"
(′-??`)Good night
Rubbing her eyes, Annie dropped the phone bug's receiver and turned around to leave.
Just now she was thinking about going for a late-night snack, but now she suddenly felt very sleepy, so she could cancel the late-night snack for the time being and save it for tomorrow morning... No, wait until the afternoon. Ready to eat with breakfast and lunch.
(…)
(●￣?￣●)
"..."
"..."
"..."
As a certain naughty kid turned around and left, soon, in the combat command room, there were only a few people looking at each other in silence and the sleeping phone bug.
Moreover, do they think that the phone call from the enemy leader just now did nothing but continue to deepen the hostility between the two parties?
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