In the morning, the sun was shining brightly, shining outside the balcony window of the apartment building. The sunlight shining in was almost parallel to Saitama's shoulders, who were woken up by the chirping sparrow outside the window.
"Ahh..."
"It's already seven o'clock?"
"Then get up..."
With his eyelids half drooped, Saitama once again picked up his little green elephant shower kettle, filled it with water and walked straight to the balcony.
"!!"
"stop!"
"Bald bastard, what do you want to do?!"
However, he had just stepped onto the balcony, and before he had time to do some habitual movements, he was awakened by a certain one, and then he subconsciously covered the head of a certain bright red flower on his head full of spikes. Cactus shooter Qiuqiu exclaimed and asked.
"I……"
"What didn't I want to do..."
"I just……"
"Want to water you?"
Looking at Qiuqiu, who had buried his feet in the soil to bask in the sun early in the morning, and then at the shower kettle in his hand, Saitama said innocently.
"Water?"
"roll!"
After looking at the kettle in Saitama's hand, and then at the serious bald face of the other party, the cactus shooter Qiuqiu straightened up and scolded through gritted teeth.
"ah……"
"Don't you really need me to water you? I haven't watered you for a long time."
Saitama was a little unwilling, so he raised the kettle in his hand again and asked uncertainly.
"..."
"roll!!"
Prickly Pear's tone increased, and the densely packed thorns on his body also stood up towards Saitama.
"OK!"
"I-I'm leaving now!!"
Saitama put down the kettle and ran back to his apartment room.
However, he silently decided to wait until noon, when the sun was at its strongest, and when the other person was drowsy, before watering him?
Saitama knew that a few days ago, the little magician Annie who lived next door took advantage of that time to steal a small flower on its head, and was not discovered until the evening of that day?
"Strange……"
"Yesterday Genos said he was going to the Heroes Association, why haven't he come back yet?"
"Could it be..."
"He was really fired?!"
Looking at the empty and messy bachelor's apartment, Saitama couldn't help but feel a little puzzled when he realized that Genos did not come to help him clean the room as soon as he got up as usual.
"never mind!"
"No matter what, let's wait until he comes back and ask about the situation. Let's prepare breakfast now..."
After scratching his messy head, Saitama finally decided to wash up first and then get himself something to eat. Then, Genos must be back by then, so he would just let him tidy up the room and wash the dishes?
"What are you going to eat today..."
"All the kelp has been eaten, and the hair has not grown..."
"It must be a lie that kelp is good for hair, but my skin has improved a lot recently. I hope there will be a beef weirdo or seaweed weirdo next time, so that I can save a lot of money."
"Ah~!"
"I'm so sleepy. It's too early. The little guy next door must not have gotten up, right?"
"It must be like that..."
After muttering to himself for a while in the bathroom, the sound of brushing teeth and washing face soon started to sound. After a while, Saitama came out and walked to his small room. In the kitchen, he started to get busy with his breakfast.
…
'Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~! '
'Ugh~! '
However, before Saitama could finish his breakfast, the shrill sound of air raid sirens resounded throughout Z City.
Immediately afterwards, a huge broadcast spread directly throughout the city.
'alarm! alarm! '
'The Hero Association informs all citizens of City Z that an emergency evacuation alert is now officially issued! '
'Thirty-five minutes later, the meteorite will officially arrive in City Z. The disaster level is: Dragon! '
'Citizens are requested to start emergency evacuation and go to the nearest underground shelters. '
'repeat! '
'There are still thirty-four or thirty-three minutes until the huge meteorite falls into urban Z...'
'Citizens are requested to start an emergency evacuation and go to the nearest underground shelters! '
'...'
The shrill air-raid sirens and broadcasts echoed continuously. The sound was so loud that of course it was transmitted directly from the central district of Z City to the uninhabited land. Even Saitama, who was busy in the kitchen, could hear it clearly. Chu.
"..."
?_?
At this time, of course, a certain troubled little girl who would never get up until noon also heard it.
"..."
(っ?-?)
"Who is it? You are making noises so early in the morning. Are you going to let people sleep?"
ε=?(????)?=з
So, of course, Annie, who was still wearing pajamas, opened the window and roared to the sky. At the same time, she also saw a certain bald Saitama uncle holding a spoon and wearing an apron on the balcony of the second-floor apartment next door to see what was going on. .
"Hello!"
?(??????╬)??
"Bald uncle, what on earth is going on? Why are they yelling over there so early in the morning?"
o(`⌒′(*)
Anne didn't hear clearly what was going on, so without thinking about it, she directly asked a certain bald man who seemed to have gotten up early, wondering what was going on and why these days. It's always been quiet, but why is it so noisy today?
"this……"
"I'm not too sure. I just know that it sounds like a meteorite is about to fall, and its destination is our Z city?"
"Besides, it seems that there are only about twenty minutes left, and the radio is telling citizens to evacuate?"
Saitama subconsciously scratched his back with the spoon in his hand, and then knocked his bare head unintentionally before Saitama spoke uncertainly.
"ah!"
"Annie, look!"
"There, in that direction, isn't that the meteorite?"
Finally, after sticking his bare head out of the balcony and looking at the sky for a while, Saitama finally spotted a shining point in the sky.
It seems that it is really a meteorite, and it has already arrived, and the light emitted at this time is because it entered the atmosphere and began to burn and glow.
"so big!"
"What an exaggeration..."
"I heard the disaster level is still dragon!"
He reached out and pointed at a certain direction in the sky with the cooking spoon in his hand. Looking at it, even Saitama couldn't help but click his tongue.
Because he also saw that the meteorite was indeed a bit big. Once it fell, not to mention City Z, it would probably not even be able to heal several nearby urban areas, right?
It is even possible that the entire island country will be shaken. Thousands of people will die instantly, and more people will continue to be affected by the disaster. Countless cities will be directly razed to the ground?
"Meteorite?"
(???.???)????
"ah……"
(°ー°〃)
At this time, Annie looked up and saw that there was indeed a bright spot in the sky flying rapidly towards this side from a distance, and it looked like it was indeed quite big.
Moreover, looking at the speed of the meteorite, it would take more than twenty minutes at most to get here.
"no!"
"Can't let it go!"
Soon, Saitama reacted, and then ran back to his apartment with an exclamation. Within a minute, he put down his spoon and hurriedly changed into his hero suit and rushed out.
"Annie!"
"I'm going to deal with that meteorite, do you want to come with me?"
Once again, he jumped directly into the courtyard of Annie's house, and then bald Saitama asked directly to little Annie who was lying inside the window, still wearing pajamas and still looking sleepy.
"don't want!"
(?╭╮?)
"What's so rare about meteorites? What a fuss!"
o(′^｀)o
Anyway, from Annie's point of view, it will take at least twenty minutes for the broken meteorite to finally reach the sky above City Z. She is not in a hurry now, and has enough time to wash up first and take a dip by the way. Take a short shower and then have a quick breakfast or something.
By then, if the meteorite has not been disposed of, then Queen Anne will reluctantly take action and blow up the meteorite mercifully?
"ah?"
"But……"
"The meteorite is indeed not surprising, but now it seems that it is planning to fall into the central area of our Z city. Once it hits, we will also be implicated."
There are very few people in Z City now, especially in the uninhabited land, there are not even a few left.
Moreover, in Saitama's opinion, the uninhabited land is already the best place in the entire island country. There are free houses to live in, free water and electricity are available, and there is no need to worry about the landlord evicting people or collecting rent. Once the city is occupied If it is ruined, Saitama will never be able to find another place as good as this.
"Annie..."
"It doesn't matter if the city is destroyed, but by then, we are afraid that we will have no place to live and no supermarket to go shopping."
Yes, this is where Saitama is really worried and nervous.
Today, while Saitama is becoming bald and stronger, some of his emotions have become weaker and weaker, and sometimes he even doesn't realize it.
For example, now he is more concerned about the arrival of the meteorite in the sky. First of all, he has no free house and water and electricity after the destruction of Z City. As for Z City, if it hits it, he will die. It didn't matter how many people there were, whether the surrounding cities would be affected, or whether the entire island nation would sink because of this, he didn't take it too seriously.
"..."
(?~?)
"Go on your own, I need to wash up first and then have a simple breakfast!"
???(＿＿*)??
Boom! !
With that said, Anne closed the window without any politeness at all, and closed the window to the bald man who wanted to invite her.
"Isn't it just a broken meteorite..."
ε=(′ο｀*)))Alas
"You act like you're going to end the world. You're such an ignorant guy..."
?(?′0`?)?
After sighing and stretching, Annie walked into the living room.
At this time, there was already a robot butler there who thoughtfully prepared a sumptuous breakfast for her, including steamed buns, puddings, fruits, donuts, cakes, jams, etc., and a large table was immediately laid out.
"Um……"
(??ˇ?ˇ??)
"It's better to eat first and then wash up..."
?(ˉ﹃ˉ?)
After staring at the sumptuous 'simple' breakfast on the table for a few seconds, Annie quickly decided: fill her stomach first, then wash up, then change clothes, and then if there is still time, she will take care of the pill. Meteorite?
(Dear little master, if this is the case, I’m afraid you don’t have enough time, right?)
(°?°〃)
(Calculating the meal and washing time of his troublesome little mistress in the past, and thinking about her plan, Tibbs quickly came to a conclusion, that is: he might not wait for her to eat and drink enough. , this island country has been destroyed by meteorites!)
"Yeah..."
(??~??) Chew!
"Tibbers, does this matter have anything to do with you?"
(,,?????,,)
While eating, looking curiously at a certain little bear that climbed onto the table, Annie asked in a somewhat strange tone.
(It doesn’t matter, but I think you definitely won’t be able to make it in time!)
(′???`)
"..."
(lll￢～￢)
"If you don't talk to them, they will definitely eat faster. In that case, it will definitely be in time!"
(?~?)
(No! You're definitely too late!)
\(“▔?▔)/
(Tibbers continued to interfere, trying to divert the attention of this bad little master of his family, delaying her as long as possible. As for what the consequences would be if the meteorite really fell down. , where will it take care of it?)
"..."
(￣～￣)Chew!
"ha!"
ε=(′?｀●))) Delicious!
Annie simply ignored the bear and just ate her own food.
Time passes minute by minute...
At this time, in the central area of City Z, some S-class heroes of the Hero Association who had arrived around the meteorite impact point in advance had begun making final preparations.
Because, if you don’t hurry up, the meteorite will fall to the ground soon!
"!!"
"Missile launch!!"
The Metal Knight, ranked sixth in the S-class hero ranking, fired several missiles at the meteorite that was getting closer and closer and was expected to fall in less than a minute.
However……
That didn't seem to be of any use. Those missiles just blew up some shells of meteorites and flashed a few sparks in the sky?
"Look at me..."
"Burn the cannon!!!"
Looking at the meteorite hitting it diagonally with a mighty attitude, Genos also took action.
He first took out the energy device from his chest and installed it on his arm. Then, he fired the most powerful burning cannon at the meteorite, causing the red energy to blast directly towards the meteorite. meteorite.
But unfortunately, it seems that just like the few missiles just now, they are still of no use...
"!!"
"Teacher! Are you here?"
Just when Genos was about to despair, he discovered that his teacher Saitama had arrived, and he knew that this time they were saved.
"Um!"
"Don't worry Genos, I won't let it fall into the town where I live..."
As he spoke, the bald Saitama jumped up instantly with a strong step on his feet. When the floor cracked and almost collapsed, he jumped high into the air, and while rushing upward at high speed, he was ready to punch the piece. The huge meteorite was shattered into pieces.
"!!"
"Well?!"
"Then, what is that?!"
In mid-air, bald Saitama suddenly seemed to notice something, and hurriedly looked in a certain direction in the no-man's land in horror.
There, there was a blue energy blasting fiercely towards him and the meteorite, and in mid-air, he couldn't escape at all without any help?
"not good!"
"That is……"
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
Rumble, rumble...
Under the horrified gazes of the S-class heroes Genos, Metal Knight, Bangu and others below, and amid the panicked exclamation of a certain bald Saitama, the blue energy instantly engulfed the meteorite, and then, The extremely strong blue light in the sky instantly illuminated the entire Z City.
…
"ha!"
(????)
"Tibbers, look, the Turtle Style Qigong I just did is pretty good, right?"
(￣～￣)Chew!
Anne really couldn't catch up in the end because she hadn't even finished her breakfast yet!
However, that did not prevent her from eating while she used a calming super turtle style Qigong towards the meteorite in sight outside the window, and successfully turned the meteorite into a ball of fly ash.
(Report! Little master, you seem to have accidentally hit the bald guy next door...)
(￢?￢.)
"!!"
!(;?o?)o
"that……"
\(“▔□▔)/
"Anyway, it wasn't intentional, and you won't tell it, little bear, right?"
(^～^;)ゞ
After carefully sensing it, Annie finally breathed a sigh of relief when she discovered that the certain bald head had not been accidentally beaten to death by her.
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