"teacher!"
"Why are there so many kelp outside our house?"
Genos, who had just finished cleaning the toilet, had gone out to take out the trash. When he came back, he saw a large pile of fresh, unprocessed kelp placed on the wooden frame at the door of the apartment.
Then, when he walked to the apartment, he saw Teacher Saitama cooking a pot of kelp in the kitchen, so he asked strangely:
"Did you get it back?"
"It's so fresh. You couldn't have gone to the sea to find it, right?"
Genos knew that fresh, unprocessed kelp was rarely sold in supermarkets, and even if it was available, his teacher would not be generous enough to buy so much at once, so he subconsciously thought it was him. My teacher went to the sea to practice and fished it back.
"ah……"
"that……"
"That was actually a chance... Well, yes, I got a bargain by chance, so I took it all back."
Scratching his smooth scalp, Saitama felt that it was indeed quite cheap, and the price he paid was just his own punch and a collapsed building.
Anyway, the building does not belong to his family, and it has been abandoned, so if it is broken, it is broken, and he will not mind too much.
"It turns out that it's okay. Eating more fresh kelp can resist radiation, prevent and treat goiter, lose weight, beautify your skin, and lower blood lipids, blood pressure, and blood sugar!"
"And, teacher, did you know?"
"I heard that kelp is good for hair. Although there is no precise medical explanation, kelp contains a variety of vitamins, especially carotene that can be converted into vitamins. It also has a large amount of sulfur-containing proteins and other nutrients, which are great for hair. benefit……"
"ah!"
"Sorry, teacher, I..."
As he was talking, he suddenly realized that he was standing in front of a bald Genos, so he quickly shut up, not intending to continue talking about hair.
"I didn't say anything..."
"Teacher, are you free?"
"correct!"
"Teacher, do you need me to invite Master Anne, the magician next door, to come over and enjoy it together? After all, there is so much kelp, even if you include me, I probably won't be able to finish it for several days, right?"
Realizing that his teacher's face didn't look good, Genos quickly started to change the subject.
To be honest, regarding his teacher Saitama's hair problem, he had given advice before, suggesting that he wear a handsome wig like himself, but in the end, after learning the specific price of a wig, he The teacher still firmly refused.
"No need."
"I met her when I came back, and she said she didn't eat kelp, at least not the ones I brought back."
Saitama stopped caring about Genos and began to study the fresh green kelp tumbling under the soup in his pot.
He suddenly felt that he really needed to eat more to see if his hair could grow back under the nourishment of kelp's sulfur-containing protein?
"ah?"
"She won't eat?"
"But……"
"I think these kelp are quite good, fresh and plump. Why doesn't she eat them?"
Genos was a little puzzled. He had eaten here for many days and found that his teacher Saitama's cooking was quite good. In fact, if a person has been poor for a long time, he only has a small amount of money to carefully choose and buy food every day. He is always good at honing his cooking skills, and he understands this very well.
"have no idea."
"Maybe the little girl likes to be picky about food..."
Saitama said with some uncertainty.
He didn't want to tell his disciples at all: At that time, that bad little girl watched him pull the kelp off the weirdo's head one by one. The source of those kelps was not at all like what he just said. It's as simple as a 'bargain' that I came across by chance.
"So that's it!"
"Then teacher, please be sure to eat more later!"
"??"
"Why do you want me to eat more?"
"No!"
"It's nothing, teacher, please don't mind!"
"..."
"baffling……"
…
When the bald Saitama was cooking kelp at his home, preparing to have a kelp dinner with his disciples to see if it could help his hair that had been closed to customers for many years, in the previous In the no-man's land where the kelp monster appeared, a group of strange-looking heroes were investigating and successfully recovered the two seriously injured No. 29 Golden Balls in Class A and the Spring No. 33 in Class A. beard.
This time, after investigation by the Hero Association, they found that there were no problems in the bustling area and the central residential area of City Z, but there was a big problem in the no-man's land, because the two A-level heroes were quickly defeated by the weirdo. Is that enough to prove that the monsters lurking in the no-man's land have at least a disaster level of around 'tiger', and it is said that there is more than one similar monster?
Anyway, at the place where Saitama had just knocked down the Kelp Monster with one punch, the heroes of the Hero Association who were assigned by the Hero Association to come to reinforce and investigate were the Aoyan ranked 6th in A-level and the 20th A-level. A total of four people, Lightning Max, the 27th A-class Smiling Superman, and an unknown guy, were at the scene looking at the destroyed building in a daze.
"terrible……"
"what is happening?"
"have no idea……"
"What is this?"
"..."
"What kind of monster can go crazy and beat a building like this?"
"At least it's tiger level, right?"
"No! I think it might be a ghost level!"
"G-Ghost level?!"
Looking at the building in front of me, a huge gap was made diagonally upward towards the sky by some unknown means, and then looked at the small gap in the other building behind the building that was also made in the straight line of the attack. , the four A-level heroes present felt trembling and didn't know what to say.
"Okay, whether it's a ghost level or a tiger level, it's probably not something we A-level heroes can handle. Let's quickly conduct an on-site investigation and report it truthfully."
"That's fine..."
"As for City Z, it seems that it will definitely be necessary to continue investigation and surveillance in the future."
"I am very sure of that!"
Soon, after they discovered that the weirdos or monsters that appeared in the no-man's land of Z city were beyond their control, they hurriedly started working, intending to investigate, then write a random report, and finally leave this place. Dangerous place.
After all, being able to easily knock down two A-level heroes and also beat that building into such an existence is definitely not something that these four mere A-level heroes can handle.
"Well?"
"Hello!"
"Look, that is..."
Not long after, at this time, Smiling Superman, who was about to make a quick investigation and then call it a day, discovered that at the end of the street, under the afterglow of the setting sun, a huge black shadow with "baring teeth and claws" appeared?
"Well?"
"It seems like something is coming..."
"!!"
"You won't be so unlucky to meet that tiger-level weirdo right when you come here, right?"
"It's probably ghost-level!"
"Hey!"
"You, you've had enough, but stop scaring people!"
"Hello!"
"What should we do? Do we want to run away right away?"
"run?"
"No! Those two people dared to fight just now, but now there are four of us, and our ranking is higher than those two people. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if we run away now?"
"Then what do you think we should do?"
"Try and see first. If it doesn't work, then run away?"
"That makes sense!"
"..."
The 6th A-level Qingyan, the 20th-A-level Lightning Max, the 27th-A-level Smiling Superman, and an unknown guy, a total of four people were huddled together and waiting to see the distance. What kind of powerful guy is the weirdo coming out of the end of that quiet and desolate street!
If the opponent was the kelp monster who defeated the 29th-ranked Golden Ball in Hero Ranking A and the 33rd-ranked Spring Beard in Hero Ranking A, the four of them might still be able to give it a try.
But if the opponent is another unknown weirdo who turned the building in front of them into that miserable look, then they will have to quickly find a way to escape.
Soon, the black shadow with teeth and claws was getting closer and bigger. It wasn't until the opponent turned the corner of the street that they could see it clearly:
It turned out that it was an eighty-nine-year-old girl with blond hair and blue eyes, cute, smart, lively and cute, jumping up and down the deserted street?
"Why?"
"It doesn't seem like a weirdo, but a little girl?!"
"!!"
"wrong!"
"Isn't she the little girl who just barely passed the test with 70 points a while ago and was rated 389th and last in Class C?"
"you sure?"
"Of course! I have seen her information, she just passed the test with a score of 70, and I don't know why she was promoted without completing the physical test."
"What a mess. Now even a little girl can be a hero?"
"This is weird!"
"Okay! We can't control the matters decided by the superiors. We should clean up quickly, see if there are any valuable clues around, take some photos, and then extract the remaining tissue, and then we can go back quickly."
"Um!"
These four people obviously have not heard about certain things that happened at the sixth venue of the Hero Selection. Of course, it may also be that the confidentiality work of the Hero Association headquarters is done well?
But no matter what, after they discovered that the one jumping over from a distance was not a tiger-level weirdo or a ghost-level monster, they all breathed a sigh of relief and began to concentrate on their work again.
For example, taking photos of battle traces on the ground and damaged areas of the building to collect evidence, and using evidence bags to collect kelp fragments scattered on the ground, etc.
"Hello!"
"That C-level little guy over there, it's very dangerous here. There are scary weirdos inside. That's not something you can handle. You'd better go home quickly!"
"For investigations and other things, it's enough for us to be here."
Thinking that little Annie also came after receiving the call for help and investigation notice issued by the Hero Association headquarters, so the 20th A-level Lightning Max hurriedly faced the little boy who was walking towards them and looked at them curiously. the girl scolded.
"Eh?"
(๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
"But, people are not here to find weirdos and investigate..."
(°ー°〃)
Annie was stunned for a moment, not knowing why the four strange people in front of her said that.
"no?"
"This is no man's land, so what are you doing here?!"
Lightning Max was even more surprised when he heard Annie say that she was not here to find weirdos and investigate.
"Well……"
⚘o(′～`●)
"I just had a full meal and had nothing to do, so I picked a cactus flower to play with, and now the cactus is chasing me all over the street!"
(｡•̀ꌂ-)✧
First, she subconsciously looked at the little red flower in her hand. Then she hurriedly put her hands behind her back and hid it behind her back, then made a big grimace angrily at the nosy bastards in front of her. .
"Cactus is looking for you?"
"How come the fairy, the cactus is looking for..."
"ah!"
"Are you saying that the cactus is also a weirdo?"
After being stunned for a moment, Lightning Max quickly realized and asked strangely.
"Of course!"
(*^▽^*)
"That cactus monster is very powerful. If you encounter him later, you must run away quickly!"
(^▽^)
"Stop talking, I need to run away quickly, otherwise it won't be good if I get caught by it later..."
₍₍٩(ᐛ)۶₎₎♪
"Goodbye, everyone~!"
ヾ(⌒∇⌒*)SeeYou♪
After saying this, Annie said hello to the four people who were busy, and then hurriedly picked up her little bear Tibbs and continued to skip forward.
"Remember!"
ヾ(^▽^*)))
"If you encounter that weirdo, you must run away quickly!!"
(ˆ⌣ˆc)
Before reaching the next corner of the street, Annie kindly turned back and shouted a reminder to the four strange uncles.
"..."
"laugh!"
"What a cactus weirdo, I've never heard of it..."
"Me too."
"Okay, leave her alone and get to work first!"
"Think about it, how powerful is a weirdo that a little girl who ranks last in C-level is afraid of and has a chance to run away?"
"Too!"
"It would be great if we could have a wolf-level monster. We can easily deal with such a monster with just one move!"
"As long as it's not the Kelp Monster and that unknown monster, hurry up and finish the work here first!"
"clear!"
The four of them chatted and laughed for a while, but no one seemed to take the words of the little girl who was jumping up and down in the no-man's land to heart and continued to be busy with their own affairs.
However, after a few minutes...
The four people who had just uttered arrogant expressions were extremely distorted and ferocious, and they were foaming at the mouth and incontinent. They fell to the ground. In front of this lay the 29th Golden Ball of A-level and the 33rd A-level. Springbeard and two A-level heroes are on the road.
"Pooh!"
"You dare not say anything when I ask you questions, and you still want to fight with me. Now you know you were wrong, right?"
"You deserve it!!"
That's right, the one who is talking and spitting towards the ground is undoubtedly the cactus plant ball!
Just now, I followed a troubled little girl here. Only one of the two little red flowers on her head was left. She kindly asked the four A-level heroes for directions, but the answer she got was mocking. And the counterattacking cactus shooter Qiuqiu, of course, used needle attacks to turn all the dead people into hedgehogs without any politeness at all.
Then, under the action of the poisonous needles on its body that had ten times the pain, their idiots fainted from the gorgeous pain.
"Hmm..."
"The fragrance of flowers seems to be on this side..."
"That's right!"
"That guy must have run this way, no! You must snatch my little red flower back quickly!!"
After saying that, after smelling the faint fragrance remaining in the air, Qiuqiu no longer cared about the four unknown guys, and instead stepped firmly on its short legs, following the floral fragrance remaining in the air. Locus caught up.
but……
Look at how fast it is when it starts running, which is not as fast as a grown man walking normally. Is it just a little bit difficult to catch up with some annoying little girl who is skipping away?
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