It has been five days since Little Annie, Bald Uncle Saitama, and Genos made their professional hero debut together.
In the past five days, nothing major has happened near the no-man's land of City Z. Therefore, the three people who have just become official heroes are also happy to relax and continue to do what they should do, that is, keep In the original state of not doing anything serious.
For a bad little girl, she still eats, drinks and sleeps every day, and then when she is idle and bored, she studies some weird things that Saitama and Genos cannot understand, and And you keep saying that it is to deal with the world will of this world, that is, the existence that creates endless monsters and wants to destroy mankind?
That kind of thing...
Obviously, neither the bald Uncle Saitama nor Genos would believe it, but they didn't pay much attention to it.
Some time ago, Genos moved directly to the apartment next door to Uncle Saitama in the name of spiritual practice and "reinvention". He hung out with the bald Saitama all day long, saying that he wanted to record his daily life. Everything in it in order to improve yourself?
Originally Saitama was firmly opposed to it, even though his room belonged to someone else and he was living here, and this apartment building had nothing to do with him at all.
but……
After Genos politely handed over a huge sum of five million yen in the name of 'rent', Bald Saitama agreed without any integrity.
Of course, those are small things, but now, there is a more important matter waiting for Saitama and little Annie to deal with.
"Hi~! Good morning Qiuqiu~!"
(´ε｀)~♡
"It is late……"
"I've been in the sun for three hours..."
Outside the balcony, Cactus Shooter Qiuqiu, who buried his feet in the soil and enjoyed the sunshine, looked back and spoke lazily.
It is actually a nocturnal animal. Most of the time during the day, it likes to bury its feet in the ground to bask in the sun and perform photosynthesis. However, it is relatively active on rainy days or at night, such as going to hunt somewhere. A bald head or something.
"It's still early anyway!"
o(´^｀)o
First, she said hello to the cute cactus plant ball outside the balcony, which was basking in the sun for photosynthesis. After that, she ignored its sarcastic remarks. Anne went directly into the apartment and saw a certain prickly pear cactus. The bald man with his feet on his feet and Genos, another robot who is not good at learning.
"Hey! Bald man, why did you call me here so early in the morning? What's the matter?"
s(｡◕ˇεˇ◕｡)ゞ
"If not, I would have to go back and catch up on my sleep now!"
(′～`●)
Then, her face fell down, and she asked the two of them angrily.
These two bad guys actually howled loudly at the window of her room on the balcony early in the morning, and then when they saw that they couldn't yell at her, they even threw pebbles at the glass and tiles of her house. This is really unreasonable! !
"etc!!"
Saitama hurriedly called out to Annie who was about to turn around and leave without waiting for his answer after asking. Then he sat upright and then said to Annie with that extremely serious expression:
"Annie!"
"Do you still remember the induction seminar we had with Genos after we were selected as C-class heroes?"
"That's the guy who ranked 38th in the A-level hero rankings, gave us a lecture, and then ambushed me on my way home!"
"It seems to be called Snake?!"
Bald Uncle Saitama's expression looked a little anxious, so he didn't intend to waste time and got straight to the point as soon as he opened his mouth.
"ah!"
!(;ﾟoﾟ)o
"..."
(′～`●)
"Let people think about it first..."
(ಠ~ಠ)
There was some confusion in her heart, but Annie still started to think hard and hard.
"that……"
(lll￢▽￢)
"All right!"
ε=(´ο｀*)))Alas
"I don't remember that there was a guy named Snake. During some seminar, everyone seemed to be taking a nap..."
₍₍٩(＿＿*)₎₎
In the end, little Annie gave up and was not ready to continue thinking about it, because she really couldn't remember the name of the unimportant guy and the unimportant things, she had never cared about it.
And the same goes for her little bear Tibbers, so now she has no idea what the bald man in front of her wants to express.
(…)
(ಠ㉨ಠ)
"That's okay!"
"Let me paraphrase it for you now..."
Seeing that little Annie didn't remember it, Saitama finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Because he himself didn't remember it for a long time. It was his robot apprentice Genos who reminded him that he knew there was such a thing.
"According to what was said at the seminar at that time..."
"If a C-level hero is inactive for a week and does not have any records of defeating monsters or weirdos, he will be removed from the hero roster!"
"How about it?"
"Is the matter very serious?!"
Regardless of whether Little Annie felt it or not, Saitama felt that this matter was quite serious.
What's worse is that today is already the fifth day. If nothing is done, in two days, he and Little Annie, the two bottom C-level beings, will probably become the fastest expulsions from the hero roster in history. A C-level hero.
"ah……"
=͟͟͞͞(꒪⌓꒪*)
"It seems that there is indeed a small problem..."
(͒˶´⚇`˵)͒
"Then tell me, bald man, what should we do to avoid being fired by those bad guys?"
(๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
Annie herself actually doesn't care, because she doesn't care about the so-called hero roster at all!
At that time, she just followed him for fun and to join in the fun. Now that the fun was over, and she also found that being a hot-tempered hero didn't seem to be interesting, so she actually didn't care too much anymore.
"Well……"
"Although there haven't been any major incidents recently, Genos said that we C-class heroes only need to subdue some robbers, bandits, murderers or little monsters."
"Only once a week can we keep our name on the hero roster?"
As for promotion or activity level, Saitama doesn't care. He just hopes to maintain the title of hero that he finally got. As for other things...if he has time, he might as well stay at home, watch TV, and dig. Picking your feet, picking your nose, etc.
Besides, he has become rich recently. Not only did he grab several gold coins thrown by little Annie, but he also received a huge sum of money from Genos. As long as he saves a little money, he will definitely not have to worry about his livelihood in three to five years. Understand.
"ah!"
!(;ﾟoﾟ)o
"Are you going to fight little monsters?"
(“▔□▔)
After hearing that being a hero meant having to work, Annie suddenly felt a little regretful.
She didn't want to be forced to work for those capitalists. She was fine now that she could eat, drink and have fun. Everyone had one nose and two eyes, so how could a hotter guy be qualified to boss her around?
"certainly!"
"I just remembered it, so, Annie, let's go to work right now!"
"If we don't hurry up, we really won't have time!"
With that said, Saitama quickly got up and put on his special hero suit, preparing to go out to look for a job seriously for the first time in order to complete the active tasks that a C-level hero must do once a week.
"right now……"
━(◯Δ◯∥)━ン
"But I don't really want to go out today..."
(ʘ̆ωʘ̥̆‖)՞
Looking at the scorching sun outside, Annie immediately backed down. She didn't want to run out to find any bad guys in this long summer weather. She just wanted to lie at home with the air conditioner on, eat ice cream and take a nap. .
"correct!"
ꉂ(๑✪ꇴ✪)
"Isn't it said that there are many, many monsters in this no-man's land in Z City where we live? Then just find one to fight, and then let Genos take a photo and upload it, right?"
↜(ψ｀▽′)o
Soon, Annie found some life tips to deal with the C-level hero's weekly active missions. If he was around, he would just fight and come back, but she was reluctantly willing to move.
Just once, really no more.
"Well..."
"It doesn't seem possible!"
"Annie, you may not know that I have beaten almost all the monsters in the no-man's land of Z City. Although people still dare not come here to live, I can't guarantee that new monsters will appear in these two days. Monsters appear for us to discover..."
There were indeed many monsters here before, but now, after Saitama has stayed here for three full years, there are really not many monsters here.
And even if there were, those monsters must have known him and had hid far away long ago. How could they dare to come out and show off under his nose?
In fact, in Saitama's view, this no-man's land is probably the safest area in Z City.
"Can't you?"
(*´σ_｀)
"Um……"
(ー`´ー)
"Well, then we can only let Qiuqiu cooperate with us in the performance!"
ε=(´ο｀*)))Alas
After frowning and thinking for a while, and then looking at the ball outside the balcony that was really comfortable, bobbing its head and basking in the sun for photosynthesis, Annie quickly thought of a good solution that was not a solution.
"ah?"
"Qiuqiu..."
"Is this okay?"
Turning his head to look out of the balcony, Saitama understood Annie's thoughts, but he seemed a little hesitant.
Because, this kind of thing seems to be suspected of cheating. If someone comes to investigate and sees that Qiuqiu is a monster raised by him, it will definitely be difficult to explain.
"Hello!"
(^o^)~
"Qiuqiu! Come in quickly, something good will happen!"
(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Anne didn't care whether the bald man agreed or not, she just shouted towards the balcony at the top of her voice.
"??"
"do what?"
Qiuqiu was just concentrating on basking in the sun and performing photosynthesis, which is as important to vegetative people like them as eating and sleeping. Therefore, after hearing Annie's call, it first asked, and then hesitantly said He pulled his feet out of the soil and reluctantly jumped into Saitama's bachelor apartment, leaving its small muddy footprints on the floor of the room.
"Go hit him!"
☜(*｀ー´)o
"Then they beat you again!!"
Without hesitation, Annie directly ordered Qiuqiu, asking it to continue beating the bald Uncle Saitama as usual.
"???"
"Why, why?!"
"The sun is very bright today, I don't have time to hit him today..."
After looking at the innocent-looking Saitama and then at the serious little Annie, Qiuqiu still didn't understand what these people meant.
"..."
ε=(´ο｀*)))Alas
"Genos, you should have video and photo capabilities, right? That's up to you!"
(✪ω✪)
Anne didn't intend to explain that much, so she first looked at Genos, and after receiving a positive nod from him, she...
"Ada!!"
ヽ(●｀∀´●)┌┛★)`з゜)
While the ball wasn't paying attention, Annie kicked him hard onto the bald Uncle Saitama!
"ah!!"
This was the exclamation of Qiuqiu, because it was inexplicably kicked by a bad little girl. Although it was not painful or itchy, it was still a little surprised.
"Ahhhhhh!!!"
This was the miserable cry of the bald Uncle Saitama.
Because, Qiuqiu threw himself into his arms, and the spikes on the opponent's body that were lifeless but had ten times the pain and toxins pricked him all over his arms and face.
Click!
The scene at this moment was accurately calculated and captured by the robot Genos on the side, and it was frozen into the scene of little Annie kicking and beating the little green monster, while the bald teacher Saitama responded.
Then, the considerate Genos also attached this line of text to the photo:
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XXXX, XX, XX, 11:57:34…
The new C-level hero Saitama and the new C-level hero Anne Hastur teamed up to defeat a green spiked gremlin in the no-man's land of Z City.
The green little monster is covered with terrifying spikes, its movements are very flexible, its attacks are very sharp, its strength is huge, and it is very cunning. It is visually estimated that its level should be C-level or higher, but the specific level is unknown...
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"alright."
"Teacher, and Lady Anne!"
"The photos have been uploaded to the Hero Association's website. If there are no accidents, you should definitely be able to pass the active tasks this week."
Genos, the super-efficient robot, said this after using his own permissions to upload photos to Annie and Saitama's personal information pages through the Internet.
He has compared the active records of other C-level heroes, and none of them can match his teacher and Master Annie, so passing this week's assessment will definitely be no problem.
"Great, let's call it a day!"
٩(ˊ◡ˋ*)وyeꔛ♩
Seeing that she easily completed her weekly active tasks, Annie cheered unsatisfactorily.
"..."
"..."
However, little Annie was happy, but Qiuqiu, who was kicked by her for no reason, and bald Saitama, who was stabbed for no reason, were not happy at all.
"snort!"
"You weirdos..."
After looking at a certain troubled little girl, and then at a serious robot, the somewhat inexplicable Qiuqiu didn't say anything in the end, but ran back to its balcony and put its hands on its hands again. The feet were buried in the soil of the flower plate, and it continued its favorite photosynthesis.
"Annie..."
"I always feel like it's a bit bad for us to do this..."
"The task is completed this week, but what about next week?"
"You can't just play ball every week, right?"
"In that case, if it happens too many times, it will definitely arouse suspicion!"
Saitama thought of the daily routine of eating, sleeping, and playing ball every day...
Although he doesn't object to playing ball, every time he gets injured while playing, he is always the one who is not doing well. Just like this time, God knows how many terrible spikes stuck in his body!
"Um….."
(´◔‸◔`)
"That's right. Next time, let's beat someone else's bear instead!"
(｡•̀ꌂ-)✧
"We'll play the Cubs on a single week, and we'll play on a bi-weekly basis. We'll alternate between two games a week. What do you think of this suggestion?"
ꉂ(๑✪ꇴ✪)✧
(!!)
(*¯㉨¯*;)
(Tibbers was startled, and then, taking a breath of cold air, he felt: For the sake of his bear, he must investigate the address of the Heroes Association headquarters as soon as possible, and then wait for an opportunity to take advantage of his home That bad little master didn't pay attention and went straight to burn the whole place and raze it to the ground, making that association and that hero's weekly active tasks completely cease to exist?)
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