Little Annie already knew that the spicy bald uncle next door had returned from City F a long time ago, because it was already mentioned in the news, that group of skinheads who did all kinds of evil, destroyed many buildings, and killed many people. The Taoyuan Group, that group of guys who kept claiming to build a society where people can get food without having to work, had been noisy for a while and caused a lot of human and economic losses to F City, but they were finally successfully defeated.
Anne thinks that it was obviously the bald man who succeeded. Judging from the time when the other party returned, it should be about the same?
but……
What makes Annie feel a little strange is that the hot bald Uncle Saitama seemed to have been shocked. After returning home, he shrank in the apartment and never came out. Even during dinner time in the evening, he did not see him doing it on the balcony. Maybe he wanted to come to her house to have a meal or something.
then……
"hello!"
|˛˙꒳˙)?
"Is anyone home?"
|ू･ω･`)
Driven by strong curiosity, little Annie, who had eaten, drank, and had nothing to do, naturally jumped directly to the balcony of the other party's house, wanting to see what the hot bald man was doing.
"!!"
|•'-'•)! !
"What are you doing?"
(т‾▵‾)?
Then, Annie saw at a glance that in this small single apartment, the strange bald Uncle Saitama, the robot Genos and the plant ball ball were gathered in front of an old computer, and they didn't know it. Are you researching something?
"Are you playing that fun computer game?"
ꉂ(๑✪ꇴ✪)✧
Subconsciously, Annie thought that the three of them must have found something interesting.
So, she couldn't wait to run in, and stood behind the three of them, standing on tiptoes and looking at the computer screen.
If it was such a fun game, she would definitely get involved, and she was guaranteed to beat everyone present to the point of doubting their lives! Because Lady Queen Anne is very, very good at computer games, whether they are flat games or immersive holographic games, they are all the same.
Unfortunately……
"!!"
!(;ﾟoﾟ)o
"what the hell!"
(｡◕ˇεˇ◕｡)
"What's going on? What's so good about a broken website?"
(๑°ㅁ°๑)!
It turns out that these guys are not playing any fun computer games, nor good-looking cartoons or movies, but they are watching a seemingly boring website?
In this situation, Anne couldn't help but feel a little confused. She didn't know what the situation was with these three people.
"Is such that……"
"Teacher Saitama said that he has been an amateur hero for three years. He has defeated countless weirdos and evil legions. No one has ever been as active as the teacher!"
"But……"
"However, so far, almost no one knows about Saitama-sensei's existence..."
"In other words, almost everyone doesn't know that the teacher did those things. Even today's defeat of the Taoyuan Group, the media only reported that it was the undocumented knight who did it, but instead treated the teacher as a terrorist?"
"so……"
"We are now teaching teachers how to register and register as heroes, that is, apply for registration as a member of the hero association and pass the assessment. Only then will people know that the teacher is a hero and will no longer regard him as a terrorist in the future. This point is very important!"
Seeing that the visitor was the powerful little magician girl from next door, Genos looked at the green plant man next to Teacher Saitama who was also looking curious, that is, the cactus shooter 'Qiuqiu' who had no intention of speaking. He explained instead.
"Hero Association?"
(๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
Anne said she seemed to have heard of it.
"Yes."
"It's the Heroes Association..."
"I've known about the existence of those heroes for a long time, but... I never knew that there is such a thing that you have to register and register if you want to be a hero..."
"It's so abominable. Without a hero's certificate, can't I act bravely?"
"How could they do this..."
At this time, Saitama, who had been a little crazy and was still covering his smooth head. He didn't know what he was thinking. As if he was petrified, he slowly turned his head and pointed at the announcement on the Hero Association website on the screen. He added sadly and angrily to Annie.
Three years...
He has been fighting hard, struggling to defeat those monsters and evil legions, and has also specifically challenged those terrible monsters that others cannot defeat. He has always thought that as long as he is an individual, as long as he has the ability, he can declare himself a superhero. , but who would have thought... Those who want to become a hero have to undergo assessment and registration certification, otherwise, they will not be recognized by outsiders?
In the past three years, he has obviously done so many things. It is possible that no hero in the world works as hard as him, and he also insists on exercising so hard, insisting on one hundred push-ups and one hundred push-ups every day. Sit-ups, a hundred squats, and a ten-kilometer long run, and no matter how hot it is, you can't turn on the air conditioner, but in the end... you have to take an exam in the end and have to be proven before you can call yourself a hero?
This... what a joke! ?
Anyway, Saitama couldn't figure it out no matter how hard he tried, and was regretting and grieving for what he had done in the past three years.
"So that's what it is..."
(⊙o⊙*)
"Let others take a look!"
|ू•ૅω•́)ᵎᵎ
Annie squeezed in and went directly to the shabby computer, which must have a very low configuration. She stared at the announcement on the screen carefully.
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'Take the test at Hero Association facilities across the country. If you exceed a certain level, you can be recorded in the hero roster, and that person can officially declare himself a hero. '
'Those recognized by the association are professional heroes, and the association will issue bonuses based on performance...'
'As for those who claim to be heroes without certification, no matter how they carry out personal actions, they will be regarded as perverts who are talking big words, and will be looked down upon by people, and will not be recognized by the association and the public. '
'...'
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“emmmmm…..”
(′～`●)
"Those who are not certified are perverts. This country is so funny. Is there such a strange setting?"
(°ー°〃)
"No wonder, no wonder Uncle Saitama, you are so poor. You can only go to the supermarket to buy the special products that are about to expire. It turns out that you worked hard to fight monsters, but you didn't get a penny in bonus..."
₍₍(̨̡‾ᗣ‾)̧̢₎₎
"How pitiful!"
(*^▽^*)
After roughly figuring out the reason, Annie of course just gloated and ridiculed the bald man next to her.
"It's such a shame to have such a stupid master!"
"Hello!"
"Bald guy, you might as well become your master from today on!"
At this time, the cactus shooter Qiuqiu on the side also started to yell angrily, and suddenly felt that a cactus that was so easy to care for could even be raised to death, and then it had been a hero for three years and was not recognized by anyone. Guy, seems a little unworthy of being its owner?
In any case, it is preparing to do the kind of thing that overshadows the guest, sings the serfs, and knocks Saitama in front of him into the slave class, so that he will never stand up again!
"I……"
"Stop talking, this is really the first time I know..."
Covering his head, Saitama's bald head dropped deeply to the table, almost unable to lift it up.
"correct!"
"Genos, are you also on the Hero Association's roster?"
"I?"
"No! I'm not here, I don't need that thing!"
"Well……"
"I've thought about it. In this case, let's just fight for an official quota!"
"It just so happens that Annie doesn't seem to be one either, so let's just go together!"
"If you can get a spot, I'll accept you as my disciple. How about that?"
Finally, after thinking for a while, Saitama finally made up his mind and felt that he could no longer do something like an unknown hero that was not recognized by others.
He must pick himself up again, start by registering as a new hero, and work hard to let people all over the world know about his existence, Saitama!
Of course, you must also work hard to earn bonuses, and you must not let the little girl next door who only knows how to squander gold coins look down on you!
"good!"
"I just know that there is an exam in city S next door today!"
"It's definitely too late for us to leave now!"
Genos said loudly and excitedly when he heard that Teacher Saitama finally officially announced for the first time that he would accept him as his disciple.
"Register a hero?"
(,,•₃•,,)
"It sounds like it would be fun..."
(๑•ᴗ•๑)
"Okay! Let's go together then!"
٩(๑^o^๑)۶
After thinking about it, I thought it seemed quite interesting. Of course, more importantly, I had nothing to do now, so Anne raised her hands in agreement as a matter of course.
(…)
(●￣(ｴ)￣●)
"!!"
"I also need to go!!"
At this time, the cactus shooter Qiuqiu also jumped on the table in a hurry, indicating that he also wanted to take a kick.
"You can not!"
"!!"
"Why?!"
"Because you are a cactus! You are not a human..."
"You are not human!"
"..."
"I must go!"
"No way!"
"If you go, you will definitely be regarded as a weirdo, and you might even bring Teacher Saitama into trouble."
However, at this time, Genos directly and firmly poured cold water on Qiuqiu, because there is indeed no monster like Qiuqiu in the Hero Association. If it goes, it may be regarded as a weirdo and be attacked and punished. Crusade?
"Genos is right!"
"Qiuqiu, just stay at home! We can be heroes or whatever."
Of course, Saitama didn't want others to know that he had a 'monster', and he didn't want others to know that he couldn't defeat a monster. Therefore, he didn't even think about Genos's statement and directly said that he was 120,000 points. of approval.
"you!"
"hateful!"
"Watch the move, Flying Sting Storm!!"
"!!"
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
Soon, in anger, a certain cactus shooter launched an attack.
Then, after a flurry of jumping, and under the attack of those flying thorns, the bald Saitama quickly howled miserably, and at the same time, a head of hair grew again on his head.
As for Genos, it was much better. Those small thorns nailed to his outer skin did no harm to him at all, and he felt no pain at all and was not afraid of them at all.
…
Although Qiuqiu fought hard and resorted to the trick of crying, making trouble and hanging himself, in the end, it was still left at home, and bald Saitama took his with him with excitement and expectation. A prospective apprentice and the 'girl next door' went to a branch of the Hero Association in the next city together to prepare to participate in the registration and assessment of new heroes.
The 55th Hero Certification Examination was held in S City today. The exam was divided into six venues across the country. Countless martial arts masters who wanted to call themselves heroes and become guardians of mankind came here and started filling out the forms. .
"Wow!"
(oﾟдﾟ)
"There are so many people..."
(ु•⌄•)و✧
After the three people came all the way to the venue, Anne was immediately frightened when they saw the bustling crowd and the long queue.
"Um!"
"There are a total of six venues across the country. It is said that more than 10,000 people have registered, and the average number of people per venue is about 2,000. This is indeed a bit too much,"
After just a brief pause, Genos used the wireless network to successfully invade the Heroes Association's website and quickly obtained some internal information about this year's hero selection assessment.
"alright."
"Let's go queue up first..."
Looking at those teams, Saitama didn't have much reaction on his face, because, compared to when he would queue up to fight with the aunts and uncles on the supermarket sales day, this situation now was... It would be much better.
"Huh?"
"Annie?!"
However, when Saitama and Genos, who had just stood at the back of the line, turned around, they discovered that a certain troubled little girl had already gone to the front of the line and was still standing there on tiptoe. Standing on her feet, Meng Meng raised her head and said something to the tattooed man at the front.
"Na!"
(✪ω✪)
"Uncle, if someone gives you a gold coin, you can let them line up in front of you, okay?"
(^-^)◞ᵗʱᵃᵑᵏઽ
"Here you go!"
(´◠▽◠`)
With a sweet smile, Anne stuffed a golden gold coin into the uncle's hand.
"this……"
"Are you sure this is gold?!"
The strong man was obviously a little doubtful, but after he weighed it, thought about it, and shook it with his teeth, his expression soon became a little confused.
"of course it's true!"
(｡◕ˇεˇ◕｡)
"!!"
"good!!"
After weighing it again, the big man felt that it was probably real, and even if it was fake, he wouldn't lose anything. Under the gaze of the people queuing behind him, the big man immediately put away the gold coin, and then walked back. He stepped back and motioned for the little girl to stand where he had just been.
"Hello!"
"What are you doing?"
"Jumping in line? Do you still have a sense of public morality?"
"Damn fat man, you can sell your seat to her, but have you ever thought about how we feel when you let her line up directly in front of you?"
"That's right!"
"Why did you jump in line for her? She didn't give us any money!"
"Put her to the back of the line!"
"That's right!"
"Examiner! Someone jumped in line!!"
Seeing that the strong man at the front actually allowed the little girl who had come to sign up for no reason to jump in the queue after receiving the benefits, the people behind realized that the golden thing seemed to be really valuable, so they started shouting and started directly. Making loud noises to express displeasure.
"Annie..."
"Why don't you come over and line up?"
Bald Saitama, who was at the end of the team, was afraid that little Annie would cause another disturbance, so he hurriedly tried to persuade her.
"..."
(..•˘_˘•..)
"It's okay if everyone gives it, right?"
✧＼٩(վ‸վ)و／✧
Wow~!
With a wave of her hand, Anne actually threw a lot of golden coins at the noisy guys in the team behind, and then those extremely insulting and extremely harmful gadgets rolled all over the floor.
"!!"
"..."
"Grab it quickly!!!!"
"Hello!"
"this is mine!"
"No!"
"I saw it first!"
"Go away!"
Soon, with a bang, commotion, fighting, fighting and yelling began to take place among the team in this venue. Everyone dispersed in an instant, desperately scrambling for the golden gadgets on the ground. , as for queuing or something, I can’t worry about it for the time being.
"snort!"
o(´^｀)o
"It's okay now. They don't have any objections. You should come over quickly!"
(*´▽｀)ノノ
The moment she saw it, she suppressed the arrogance of those guys. After seeing that no one objected to her jumping in line, Annie greeted her companions behind.
"Okay, okay!"
"old……"
"teacher!?"
Genos was noncommittal about what Annie was doing, but when he turned around, he discovered that his teacher was no longer queuing up behind him, but was squatting on the ground with the crowd, and even grabbed a piece of cake. A handful of gold coins? !
"What are you looking at!"
"You should lift your feet!!"
After the surrounding gold coins were snatched away almost instantly by the martial arts masters who came to participate in the assessment, Saitama, who has quick eyes and quick hands, still found the last one, and then rushed to Genos's feet before others could react. , and snatched the last one from Genos's metal foot plate in one go.
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(｡ì_í｡) It’s the end of the month, and all the monthly tickets have been thrown in (｡ì_í｡)
