Today is another perfect day.
After the pleasant noise last night, Annie, who had good ideas, slept very comfortably. Anyway, she slept until early in the morning, and then she was heard by the bald man next door with a heart-wrenching cry. After being startled by the howling, he faintly woke up.
So, rarely, she did not continue to sleep in, but got up directly to wash and change clothes and went to her garden to eat a morning breakfast that was very rare and rare for her.
"Hi~!"
(*´▽｀)ノ
"Bald squid, good morning!"
(･◡･)
Annie waved and said hello to a certain bald man on the second floor of the apartment building next door, which was only separated from hers by a low wall.
At this time, the other party was looking at a mirror with snot and tears and pulling out the sharp thorns on his hands, face and chest.
"I……"
"I'm not okay at all right now."
Hearing Annie's greeting, the bald Saitama turned his head stiffly, showed his sad face that looked like he had a beard to the little girl downstairs next door, and then turned back stiffly.
"Alas!"
!? (•''•۶)۶
"Bald squid, you got into a fight with your cactus baby again so early in the morning?!"
(O^~^O)
Unsaid, at a glance, Annie basically figured out what was going on with the heart-rending scream that just woke her up.
"No!"
"I don't!"
"I just...I just..."
"hiss……"
It's just that Saitama couldn't say anything, so he bared his teeth and took a breath. Then he kept moving his hands and quickly pulled out the tiny spikes on his cheeks, chin, lips and nose, until his After his face became smooth again, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Although there are still a lot of sharp thorns on his arms and chest, it is much better than piercing his face to make him tremble and sting when he speaks. At least it allows him to Tell me completely?
"I just had a dream, and then I dreamed that I had a girlfriend..."
"Then I turned around and gave him a hug and then a kiss!"
"Then……"
What happened next? Bald Saitama felt that there was no need to say anything more, because the result was already obvious, and the little girl next door downstairs could also see it clearly, so he might as well continue to pull out his own thorn.
He counted the pricks on his face just now, no more, no less, a total of three hundred and sixty! There were more thorns on his arms and chest. It seemed that he was quite busy this morning.
"scare?"
o(ﾟoﾟ;)!
"Who asked you to sleep with your ball?"
Hahahaꉂꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ*)
After knowing what the miserable howl just happened, Annie naturally felt confident and laughed loudly with schadenfreude.
You know, under normal circumstances, Anne only sleeps with her little bear Tibbs. It is fluffy and soft, and can be hugged, beaten, used as a rag to wipe hands and faces, and can also be used as a cushion for chairs, not to mention How easy it is to use, but why is he like that bald man who is so bold as to sleep with a cactus in a vegetative state?
(…)
(●￣㉨￣●)
"You deserve it!!"
(*๓´ꌂ`๓)
"Uh-huh, uh-huh..."
(｡◝～◜｡)Chew!
Anne has now completely forgotten the fact that she seemed to be the initiator and the 'culprit' that caused trouble in the other person's life, and just laughed loudly and ate her breakfast.
"..."
After squinting at a certain troubled little girl with dull eyes, Saitama finally decided not to argue with the other party about those things in the morning. Instead, he concentrated on pulling out the thorns on his arms and chest in front of the mirror. Those little thorns attached.
In the past, before he became strong or bald, he would shave every morning. However, after he became strong and became bald, not only did his hair disappear, but his beard never grew back. .
It's fine now. This morning's practice of having to pull out the little thorns after getting up made him involuntarily think of the normal days in the past.
but……
In the past, when I shaved, I would only accidentally cut my cheek and bleed a little, but it was definitely not as painful as it is now.
'...'
'Dear viewers, welcome to the island country news...'
'The terrorists who continued to cause riots in City F yesterday are called Taoyuan Group. They have caused at least hundreds of casualties and hundreds of billions of property losses...'
'So far, they have destroyed several high-rise buildings in F City, and the police force is currently in a state of being unable to respond. '
'Just now, the main members of the Taoyuan Group criminal gang have known that they are Hammer Head, headed by a Class B wanted criminal. '
'The following are photos of the main criminal gangs of Taoyuan Group. '
'Dear viewers, please identify the physical characteristics of this group of Taoyuan Party members, and avoid them as soon as possible when encountering them...'
"..."
The TV in Bald Saitama's room was played so loudly that Annie, who was having breakfast in the yard next door, heard it.
Obviously, he probably did it on purpose. It was most likely to take revenge on the vegetable man who woke him up and occupied his bed. He wanted to prevent the cactus shooter Qiuqiu from sleeping peacefully?
but……
When he heard something important being said on the TV in his bachelor's apartment, Saitama, who was bald and pulling out a small thorn behind the balcony, subconsciously turned his head and glanced into the window of his house. Then, the gun in his hand His movements suddenly became stiff.
Then, he seemed to have thought of something, and the movements in his hands began to become very fast. He pulled out all the cactus thorns on his body in three strokes, and then quickly rushed to his apartment, and in a burst of chickens flying After the dog jumped, he put on his outfit and jumped from the second floor to the yard of Annie's house. He narrowly missed landing directly on Annie's table.
"..."
=͟͟͞͞(꒪⌓꒪*)
"Hey! Bald man, what are you doing?!"
(°ー°〃)
Annie was stunned.
However, she said that if the other party dared to hit her dining table, he would definitely attract the craziest revenge from her!
"nothing……"
"I'm going to City F."
Saitama stood up expressionlessly, then swayed, and finally held back the tears and runny nose that were about to burst out from his face.
Then, he no longer cared about his image as a superior, and quickly took off his boots, deftly pulled out a pale yellow, translucent cactus thorn from the sole of his foot and sighed.
"Going to City F?"
(๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
"It sounds like it's far away. Why are you going there so early in the morning?"
(ʘ̆ʚʘ̆)?
"Is there anything fun?"
(￣～￣)Chew!
Annie said that she was almost full now. If there was anything fun happening in City F, maybe she would join in the fun?
"..."
As soon as Saitama put on his boots, his body couldn't help but stiffen again, and then he reached for the back of his yellow trouser pocket, and soon, with the muscles of his cheeks twitching, he pulled out another gleaming stick, There were cactus spikes with traces of blood on them.
Looking at its length, it was at least five centimeters long, and the blood-stained part was about one to two centimeters. As for when it got mixed into his clothes, it was unknown.
"Because of that!"
Saitama sighed and threw away the spikes, then looked at Annie with his stern eyes and pointed in the direction of his apartment.
At this time, the news broadcast above was still playing, and even if you were standing here, you could hear it clearly.
"Huh?"
(*¯ㅿ¯*;)
"Bald uncle, are you so kind that you would even go to help with trivial matters?"
(⊙o⊙*)
Anne obviously understood what the other party meant.
Because she also heard it, whether it was just now or now, so this made her feel a little strange. After all, she knew that the bald man in front of her would only fight those powerful guys, but a group of terrorists and so on , it doesn’t seem worth his while, right?
"No!"
"That's not a small thing, that's a big deal!"
That's right!
If it were someone else, or if those thugs had different hairstyles, Saitama would definitely not be so active and nosy. However, those guys are all skinheads. If they continue to be If they act recklessly and ruin the honor of the skinheads, where will they put Saitama's super bald face in the future?
Is it possible that his Qiuqiu really sticks thousands of thorns on his head every day to pretend to be a bantou?
"Anyway!"
"I will never allow those evil gangsters to tarnish the supreme honor of Bald Head. I worked hard for three years to become a hero."
If those villains are allowed to continue to destroy, kill, and set fires in urban F, once they continue to cause greater damage and sensation, under the preconceived notions, people may not be able to help but go there when they see a bald head in the future. Thinking about those bad people and labeling all bald people as bad guys, it will be extremely difficult for Saitama to change that wrong concept, which he will never allow!
Therefore, he clenched his fists bitterly, thinking that he could never spare those bald heads, and felt that he must nip the danger in the cradle, so he easily jumped out of Annie's yard and ran directly towards City F go.
However, within a few seconds, he turned back at a faster speed, and with a shy face, he looked at Annie with his dull golden eyes.
"!!"
!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ
"What are you going to do again?!"
=͟͟͞͞('ヮ'三'ヮ'=͟͟͞͞)
The other party had obviously run away, but then he suddenly came back and stared at her with such strange eyes. Anne was almost so frightened that she smeared the old yogurt in her hand towards the other party's face.
"Is such that."
"Annie, do you have anything else to eat here?"
Saitama, who returned, began to patrol Annie's table with his tiny pupils, looking for anything that could satisfy his appetite.
He had just woken up from being pricked, and it took him nearly twenty minutes to clean up the spikes. Then after seeing the news, he hurriedly changed his clothes and jumped out. He had no time to prepare breakfast for himself.
And if he doesn't eat breakfast, he probably won't have much energy to fight the bad guys when he gets to F City.
"Um……"
┗(▔,▔)┛
"It seems that there are still a few buns left that people don't like very much. Do you want to eat them?"
^-^)☞
Annie pointed to the plate of delicious-looking buns at the far end of the table. There were five of them, but they were almost cold there, and she didn't even think about touching them.
"steamed stuffed bun!"
"What are they stuffed with?"
Saitama was so excited that he hurriedly came over and sniffed the fragrant dough with his nose, as if he wanted to smell the filling inside.
"Um……"
(′～`●)
"It seems to be stuffed with steamed buns?"
(lll￢▽￢)
Yes, those things are steamed buns filled with steamed buns. God knows which genius came up with the great idea, but anyway, Queen Anne herself would definitely not touch those things.
You know, when eating steamed buns, no matter who you are, you definitely want the dough to be thin and the fillings inside to be very delicious. Imagine if you bite into it and the delicious and juicy fillings splash all over your mouth and face. That would be great. What a happy thing?
However, if the inside of the crust is a small steamed bun made of the same ingredients, and even tastes exactly the same, it will definitely make people unhappy.
"The buns are filled with steamed buns..."
"anything else?"
His expression stiffened, and the bald Saitama's smile that had begun to leak out was instantly retracted, and at the same time he moved a little further away from the buns.
"Something else?"
(´◔‸◔`)
"There's nothing else left. All the other delicious food has been eaten up!"
♪٩(´ᵕ｀๑)۶⁾⁾
Are you kidding? If it was that kind of delicious food, how could Annie keep it until now?
She usually eats up the delicious food first, then picks and chooses the second most delicious ones, and then leaves the ones that are really unpalatable.
"That's it..."
"The stuffing for steamed buns is just stuffing for steamed buns..."
Sighing, he had no choice but to look at the untouched buns on the table. Bald Saitama struggled for a while. Thinking that he didn't have time to eat breakfast, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and go to bed. He picked up the plate in front of him and turned around to leave.
Because he had to rush to City F, which would definitely consume a lot of energy along the way, and he was not willing to spend money to take a taxi, so he had to do this.
"Bald squid, you have to work hard and work hard to defeat those bad guys!"
ꉂ(๑✪ꇴ✪)✧
Before the other party was about to jump out of her courtyard for the second time, Annie rarely waved to encourage the other party.
"I will."
"but……"
"Annie, do you want to come along? I wouldn't mind taking you with me, too."
Saitama turned around and wanted to invite a certain little Annie to go with him.
He thought that if he could have a smart, cute and well-behaved little girl by his side, he felt that it would probably be able to show that Saitama, the 'One Punch Man', was different from the skinheads who were wreaking havoc. Same?
"!!"
━(◯Δ◯∥)━ン
"Don't go!"
(ಠ╭╮ಠ)
“I’m not free!!”
o(´^｀)o
Anne straightened her face and turned her head away, expressing that she was very concerned!
This morning she got up early for the first time and had a morning breakfast. She had to go back to catch up on her sleep later. How could she have time to fight against bad guys with her?
"Aren't you going?"
"Well, I can go alone..."
First, he stuffed a steamed bun with steamed bun filling into his mouth, and then nodded to little Annie. Bald Saitama said nothing more, jumped out of the yard, and disappeared into the no-man's land of Z City. inside.
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₍₍⁽⁽(ી(･◡･)ʃ)₎₎⁾It’s the end of the month, don’t hide your monthly tickets
