A few hours later…
Little Annie was having a leisurely dinner in her yard, enjoying the exquisite open-air candlelight dinner prepared by her little white robot. When she looked up, she saw two familiar people walking back from the aisle on the second floor of the nearby apartment building. figure.
There is no doubt that it must be a certain bald Uncle Saitama and his disciple Genos.
At this time, he was carrying a large, bulging shopping bag from a supermarket that contained unknown items, and behind him was a robot that seemed to be in a bad state.
"..."
(??????????)
"Hahaha!"
-????(??????????)
"Bald squid, why did your disciple's hair become so weird? Moreover, he looks miserable. Were you defeated by the enemy?"
(∩▽∩)
Anne could see it clearly. At this time, the robot named Genos looked extremely embarrassed.
Not only did the opponent's hair turn into an afro, but the skin on his joints, shoulders, and half of his face were blown away, directly exposing the mechanical gear structure inside, and some electric sparks flashed from time to time as he moved around, that kind of She could guess with her buttocks what the two of them had been through.
"No."
"Genos was just playing with fire and burned himself. That Asura Unicorn was indeed very powerful, but he was still punched to death by me."
"In the end we won."
Based on the confession of the surrendered robot gorilla, Bald Saitama and his disciple Genos soon learned that the mosquitoes, lions, praying mantises, frogs, slugs, marmots and gorillas were actually from A research institute called 'Evolution House'?
It is said that the other party specializes in studying those strange and dangerous creatures, and has already caused heavy damage to this country. Tens of thousands of people have died at their hands. Therefore, after a brief discussion, I feel that we cannot The two people who left things alone decided to eliminate the house of evolution and defeat the evil doctor!
Then……
About nine hours later, Saitama and his disciple Genos returned home.
It took the two of them four hours to find the Evolution House, ten seconds to raze that institution to the ground, and find and defeat the most powerful NO.1 demon in the Evolution House created by genius scientists, Ashura. It took about five minutes, then it took another four hours to run to the supermarket, fifty minutes to browse the supermarket and select products, and ten minutes to come back.
So, after spending a total of nine hours, five minutes and ten seconds, they successfully solved the monster crisis in the Evolution House and returned to the apartment building in the no-man's land of Z City.
"When we came back, we stopped by to buy something, which delayed us for some time."
If you talk about that kind of thing in detail, you may not be able to finish it for several days, but Saitama still tried his best to explain it roughly in dozens of words and two sentences.
"ah!"
"Have you already started dinner?"
At this time, Saitama finally noticed:
The little girl next door to his house seems to be having a big banquet in her courtyard, in that beautiful garden dotted with flowers, green grass, big trees and candlelight, on this summer night, with the sky full of new morning. and the dots of fireflies, not to mention how romantic and comfortable it looks.
"That's right!"
(?????? ????)hey-hey!
“But I’ve already finished eating, and I haven’t prepared your portion!!”
(*??????*)
After stuffing the last pumpkin pancake into her mouth and chewing it, Annie said this, completely rejecting the idea that a certain bald man wanted to come and eat.
"That's it..."
"Then next time."
Seeing that the plates with big meals in front of Annie's table had indeed been eaten, and now that there were really only a few leftovers left, Saitama felt that there was really no need to think more about it, so he had to regret it. He nodded and walked directly to the bachelor's apartment with his bag and his disciple.
…
An hour later, after cooking himself a meal of miso noodles and drinking a lot of soup, bald Saitama took his cute little green elephant shower kettle, filled it with tap water and found it behind his apartment. The plate of prickly pear on the balcony.
Unfortunately, Bald Saitama soon discovered that the growth of his cactus was not very good, and even worse. It was still green a few days ago, but now it has turned into a withered and yellow look. ?
"ah!"
"How could this happen? I already remember watering it very hard."
After hesitating, Saitama poured all the water from the little green elephant shower kettle onto the cactus. After finding that the cactus was still withered and wilted, and it seemed impossible to save it, Saitama tentatively stretched out his hand and gently touched it with his fingers. As soon as I picked it up, I was shocked to find that it started to rot from the root, and it also rotted to the center of the entire cactus, and it was emitting a rancid smell?
"It turned out to be rotten..."
He retracted his fingers and looked at the cactus crooked in the flower pot. At this moment, Bald Saitama himself was a little at a loss.
"Hee! Look?"
ヾ(^▽^*)))
"Is that right? You just watered it too much, otherwise it would definitely not rot."
-????(??????????)
After eating and having nothing to do, I ran to this apartment building at some point. At this time, little Annie was lying on the guardrail of Saitama's balcony, dangling her feet, holding her chin and gloating. As he stood there, he began to scold the other party for his wrong flower-growing practices.
"You're not right."
"There must be other reasons. It can't be due to watering problems."
However, Bald Saitama did not feel that it was his own fault, because he only poured one pot of water every day, and there was no way he would drown the cactus.
"ah!"
"Look, there are bugs in there. It must be because of the bug problem."
At this time, even with a pair of dull eyes, bald Saitama could clearly see that there seemed to be a lot of small bugs growing in the rotting cactus?
So, of course, he blamed the insects for the reason why it became yellow and wilted and why it rotted from the roots to the center of the ball. He firmly determined that the insects must have caused the root to rot first, not the root rot first. Only then did worms appear.
"..."
=???????('ヮ'=????????)
"snort!"
(｀Δ??)
"Since you don't believe it, let them tell you for themselves!"
??(ψ｀╭╮′)??--*??
Annie was annoyed, and felt that it seemed a little unreasonable to talk to this bald man who was willing to accept death. So, after thinking about it, she simply jumped from the guardrail to the balcony, and then stretched out her hand, and was directly hit by a green druid's natural spell. Arriving at the pot of rotten cactus.
"this!!"
Then, the bald Saitama on the side naturally exclaimed.
Because he was surprised to find that the pot of cactus that was supposed to be rotten turned green again at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then grew bigger and bigger, reaching half a person's height, and the huge sphere also had many The lush look of little spheres?
"ah!"
"My cactus is alive again and has grown up..."
Looking at the huge cactus, and then at the dozens of large and small cactus on the opponent's body, Saitama felt that he should cut off those small cactus and cultivate them separately, so that he could water them several times a day. It's water.
"!!"
However, what happened next made Saitama instantly give up the thought he had just had.
At this time, the grown-up cactus suddenly started to tremble, and then began to deform. Then the small balls used the big ball as the torso, and the combination became a combination with hands, feet, heads, and even mouths, eyes and A humanoid cactus creature with a nose?
"this……"
"this is……"
Saitama was immediately stunned, and his pair of fish eyes opened a little wider, and at the same time there were more colors inside.
The pot of cactus in his house that was originally rotten due to insect infestation turned into a small cactus plant, no more than half a meter high at most?
"It's a pea...ah, no! Its name is actually Cactus Shooter!"
(⌒▽⌒)
"How is it? Is it powerful?"
(*^▽^*)
That was Annie's inspiration based on a mini-game she played before called Plants vs. Zombies, so she directly used Druid spells to resurrect and give birth to the unlucky cactus, and then activated it smoothly. Come over and make it a real vegetable.
Because only in that way can the other party speak, prove the point she just made to a certain bad guy, and prove that Queen Anne is always right!
"so amazing……"
"But why is it called a strange name like Cactus Shooter?"
"Wouldn't it be better to call it Qiu Qiu?"
With his eyes rounded, he squatted down in a very unprofessional manner, staring at the cactus shooter who was moving his hands and feet, and looking at the other person's cute, seemingly feminine face, the more he looked at it, the more he liked Saitama. Then he turned his head and asked a little girl who was looking proud.
"Qiuqiu?"
(??????.??????)????????
"Oh! It's up to you. If you like, uncle, just call him Qiuqiu. The name doesn't matter anyway. What's important is..."
(?????????????)????°
The important thing was that Annie didn't say anything. Instead, a weird and cute expression began to appear on her face, like when a prank was about to succeed.
(Stupid earthlings...)
ε=(????｀●)))Alas
(Seeing the expression on his little master’s face, Tibbers knew that someone was about to be in bad luck. If it were Uncle Bear, he would have run as far as he could and wouldn’t be here for a moment. Stay longer.)
"that……"
"Hello Qiuqiu, I am Saitama, and I am your master."
Nodding, now that the little girl recognized the name, Saitama turned back and looked at the cactus plant man who was also staring at him.
There is no doubt that the pot of cactus was originally Saitama's private property, and even if it rots and dies, it is still his. Therefore, according to the law, until he abandons it and throws it into the trash can, no one can No one can take it as their own!
Therefore, even if it is resurrected now, even if it turns into a cute vegetable and the cactus shooter 'Qiuqiu', it is still his Saitama's thing!
And now that he claims to be its owner, there is no legal problem at all.
"..."
The cactus shooter Qiuqiu still didn't speak, but shook his head, making a flower grow on his head, making it more feminine and cute, and then gradually revealed its green little head. He frowned, and at the same time, the eyes that were originally looking at Saitama with some doubts gradually became sharp.
"that……"
"Would you like a drink of water?"
"I can go get you another pot."
Saitama didn't know what to say, but at this moment he picked up his green elephant shower water bottle, and then tried his best to put on an ugly dull smile.
"..."
"D-drink water?!"
The cactus shooter Qiuqiu was immediately stunned, and then subconsciously looked at the green elephant-shaped kettle with her same green eyes.
"!!"
"Hey! Bald donkey, I asked you to water me randomly! I asked you to drink water!"
"go to hell!!!!"
Soon, after thinking about his previous experiences and being reminded of some memories by that terrible green kettle, the cactus shooter 'Qiuqiu' finally broke out.
It jumped up and spun crazily, and then countless fairy thorns quickly and accurately stabbed Saitama's bald scalp and stayed there, as if he had grown a bald penis in an instant. Like a full head of hair?
That's right!
At this moment, the bald Saitama was as if he had returned to three years ago, and his hair that had gone away was back.
But...
"Ahhhhh!!!"
"It hurts!"
It was obviously uncomfortable to have my head covered with cactus thorns all of a sudden.
The severe pain made Saitama jump up and dance, even if he touched it or not. When he touched it, he bared his teeth and howled miserably, so that he could only scream and keep hysterical on his balcony. Just wailing and shouting.
"you……"
"you……"
For a long time, Saitama, who was looking ferocious and still crying, turned his head and looked at a scary vegetative man standing on the balcony of his house with his waist inserted.
"What are you looking at!"
"Bald man, do you dare to water the water randomly in the future?"
Seeing Saitama's appearance, the cactus shooter Qiuqiu, who had been bitten to death by the opponent once, nodded with some satisfaction.
Now, it finally taught an unscrupulous master a profound lesson.
"..."
However, Saitama didn't say anything, but suddenly punched the cactus ball with a cold punch.
"!!"
Seeing this, Qiuqiu was of course not to be outdone, and responded with a small fist full of spikes, causing the two fists, one big and one small, one white and one green, to collide directly.
Bang! !
"it……"
"Is it okay?"
Both sides retreated at the first touch.
Then, looking at the spikes on his fists, and the liquid in his eyes and nose flowing a little more, Saitama couldn't help but trembled and asked.
The severe pain on the back of his hand and head was unbearable, but this was the first time Saitama saw something that didn't die after being punched by him. This made him feel a little unbelievable, and he thought I had the same dream as last time.
"Haha! The bald man, it was set to be as strong as you!"
ヽ(^0^)??
Yes, Annie's setting for the cactus shooter ball is: it is as strong as the bald Uncle Saitama!
Moreover, her spikes can break through his skin and cause him ten times the pain that ordinary people can feel. Is this a punishment for him just daring to question her, Queen Anne?
"ah……"
"Is it as strong as me?"
"I do not believe……"
Saitama obviously doesn't believe this, because ever since he became bald and became stronger, no one has ever been able to withstand his serious punch, no one!
But just now, he was not serious at all, nor did he think of breaking such a cute baby cactus, even if it pricked his head full of thorns.
"You'll soon believe it!"
(??????c)
"Watch the move! Flying stab attack!"
At this time, the cactus shooter didn't seem to be relieved, and jumped up again, spinning wildly, and then countless flying thorns pierced Saitama's head again.
"!!"
"Continuous normal punches!"
"!?"
"Spike Flying Kick!!"
Soon, the two sides fought directly from the balcony to the street below, fighting back and forth in the dark, and finally attracted the attention of Genos, a robot disciple who was repairing himself.
"Look at the punch!"
"Flying Stab!!!"
"Drink~!"
“Ada!!!”
"Uh-huh..."
"..."
Bang!
Boom! !
boom! ! !
Bangdang...
puff! puff! puff!
Various fierce sounds of fighting came from the darkness, and from the distance, another five-person building collapsed. You can know how fierce the one-person-one-ball fight was.
After a few minutes, Saitama slipped away decisively!
Because at this time, his whole body was covered with fairy thorns, making it extremely painful for him to walk.
Moreover, he also discovered that the opponent seemed to be as strong as him, equally invincible, and also invulnerable to injury? Of course, the most important thing is that the opponent's body is covered with spikes, so every time he punches the opponent, it will hurt in his heart, so he is really a little scared.
"Hahaha……"
-????(⌒▽⌒)
"Now you know you were wrong, right?"
(灬??ω??灬)??
"Remember to take good care of it in the future!"
(????????-)??
Looking at Saitama who was running away with his head in his arms, and then at the cute cactus shooter behind him who was still chasing him, Annie felt that she had accidentally done another good thing tonight, so she patted her butt with satisfaction and carried the bag. He grabbed his little bear and jumped into the yard next door.
It was very late now, and she had to go back to take a shower and go to bed. As for Uncle Saitama and his cactus, it was definitely not easy for her as an outsider to get involved.
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