In this way, Annie and the bald monster Saitama got to know each other, so after the other party defeated the boring 'Namekian' monster, she proposed that everyone go have a delicious meal together.
Bald Saitama, who had no resistance to eating and delicious food, readily agreed, saying that he could accept the little girl's warm invitation.
Then, the two of them came to the city next door that was not invaded by monsters, and found a seaside restaurant. Then the two weird foodie duo ate to their heart's content under the constant gaze of the landlady. stand up.
"Na!"
(｡◝～◜｡)Chew!
"Bald man, I want to know why your head becomes like this and so bright? Do you shave your hair every day?"
(๑•̌～•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
When both of them were almost full, Annie finally got free and asked.
Actually, she had wanted to ask for a long time, but she was busy eating just now, and so was the other person, so she didn't waste time on such trivial questions.
"I……"
Putting down the chopsticks in his hand, the bald Saitama, who was full but still expressionless, lowered his head slightly and began to recall and recount:
"I was actually not like this before..."
That's right, he really wasn't like this before...
When he was a student, he was actually a handsome young boy with thick black hair, but because he was too weak and had no luck with women, he was never able to get a girlfriend, and therefore he had doubts about his future.
Later, after entering society, his suspicions came true...
He once fell into a state of unemployment and decadence due to his character problems. It was not until that time, after the battle with the Crab Man, that he regained his lofty ideal of becoming a hero when he was a child, and began to work hard and exercise.
Anyway, it's probably 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10 kilometers of long-distance running every day, and you can't turn on the air conditioner no matter how hot it is.
In the next three years, while exercising his body, he also defeated various vaccine monsters. Today, three years later, he has an absolutely powerful weapon that can kill and defeat with one punch. The terrifying power of any enemy, but as a price, he also lost many, many things, such as his originally thick hair?
"So that's what it's like..."
(⊙o⊙*)
Anne nodded, but Anne didn't remember the trivial things the other party just said at all, she just responded casually.
Anyway, she didn't believe that the truth was just like what the other party said. She could make her head bald by just exercising a little bit. That must be an excuse.
"Aunt, the bill is settled!"
٩(ˊ〇ˋ*)و
Now that Annie was full, and the other party seemed to be full too, she naturally banged the table and motioned to the landlady to come quickly and collect the money.
"OK!"
"Two guests, Chenghui, your total consumption is 50,000 yen!"
"Should I pay by card or cash?"
The proprietress Obasan came to the counter, smiling and nodding and bowing to the two eaters.
Originally, the two of them spent a total of more than 50,000 yen, but she wiped off the small change, even if it was a discount for the two of them.
"Fifty thousand yen?"
(｡◝‿◜｡)
"OK!"
(∩▽∩)
"Pork?"
(´◔‸◔`)
After saying that, Annie immediately turned to look at the bald man aside, hoping that the other party would be wise enough to pay the money.
"..."
However, coincidentally, she discovered that at this time, the bald man with a paralyzed face was also turning his head and looking at her without saying a word.
"What are you doing?"
(๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
"..."
"Annie, didn't you say you wanted to invite me to have a big meal?"
Bald Saitama expressed helplessness and a little panic.
Because he didn't have any money with him, and the 50,000 yen was indeed a big expense for him.
If he had known that he was paying for it, he would definitely not have brought her here. Instead, he would have chosen to take her to a ramen restaurant and eat the cheapest vegetarian noodle soup that costs 600 yen for two large bowls.
"Huh?"
!? (•''•۶)۶
"I'm just talking, and I'm a child. Where can I have the money to pay your bills?!"
(｡◕ˇεˇ◕｡)
Anne answered confidently and confidently, because she did not have that kind of banknote called 'yen' on her. There was a little bit of another kind of green banknote, but it was not from this world. As for whether the other party would accept it or not, it would not matter whether it was accepted or not. She didn't know.
"But……"
"I don't think I have either..."
Saitama really wants to say: If he had money, he wouldn't have to live in the no-man's land of Z City, where you would encounter ghost-level weirdos when you go out!
And he lives there because he wants the rent to be extremely low?
It was a land without an owner. Although the indoor water, electricity and gas were fully equipped, no one dared to go there to collect rent or related expenses. Therefore, there was no so-called rent expenditure, which allowed him to save a lot of money on weekdays. money.
"What should we do?"
+
"Sweetie, you have to pay for food. We can't vomit it out and give it back to that aunt."
(^～^;)ゞ
After looking at the smile at the counter that gradually became stiff, and then in order to prevent the atmosphere from being too awkward, she made an excuse to go back to work and give space and time for the two of them to discuss. After taking a look at Obasan, Annie looked at a certain bald man with some annoyance. Complaining loudly.
"how could I know?"
"And please keep your voice down, and we'll think of a solution."
He touched the empty pockets on his body. He didn't remember to bring his wallet when he went out. Even if he remembered to bring his wallet, he wouldn't have that much money to carry. What good idea could Saitama have at this time?
"or……"
๑乛◡乛๑
"Bald squid, why don't you go and punch that Obasan to death? She's not familiar with her anyway, so just pretend she didn't see you?"
(✧◡✧)
Anne deliberately pretended to be evil and whispered suggestions and encouragements into the other person's ear.
"!!"
"No! No! He's not a vaccine monster, I can't do that!"
Saitama stood up directly. Although there was still no expression on his face, his hands were waving in panic.
"Then let's take the opportunity to escape?"
|ू･ω･`)
"E-escape?"
"No! It's not possible either. It would be too embarrassing to escape the bill or something..."
Sitting back down again, Saitama shook his head slowly, not accepting the obviously inappropriate suggestion from a bad little girl.
"Then do you have any friends? Make a phone call and ask someone else to pay?"
o(*｀ー´)o
"..."
Saitama suddenly stopped talking and lowered his head.
"!!"
!(;ﾟoﾟ)o
"You...you don't even have a friend, do you?"
(“▔□▔)
"hateful!"
"Little guy, what's so great about having friends?!"
"I don't need friends at all!"
Turning away, Saitama only gave Annie a bright back of his head, making it impossible for Annie to easily see his expression.
"Alas~!"
ε=(´ο｀*)))Alas
"Then there's nothing we can do about it, bald man. How about you be a hostage here and they go back and get money to ransom you?"
o(✪ω✪)o
After thinking for a while and looking at the aunt at the counter, Annie's big green eyes rolled. Soon, she came up with a brilliant idea.
"you……"
"You don't want to take the opportunity to sneak away, do you?"
After looking at little Annie for a while with a paralyzed face and emotionless eyes, Saitama seemed to see a little bit of Annie's thoughts.
"Alas!"
!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ
"You actually guessed it?!"
(*╹▽╹*)
"..."
"Forget it, you're still here as a hostage, I'll go find the money..."
Saitama sighed and stood up.
He remembered that a bank had just been bombed in the ruined city. There should be a lot of 'ownerless' coins under the ruins. Anyway, they were about to be burned. As long as he moved faster, he could take them. If you run, no one will notice?
"You don't want to take the opportunity to run away, right?"
(*゜Д゜)
"How can it be?"
"Do I look that bad?!"
Touching his face, Saitama expressed some dissatisfaction with the fact that the little girl in front of him dared not believe in him.
"there is!"
(๑•̀ㅁ•́ฅ)
"Those idiots called readers have long known that bald people are bad guys, and if you are so bald that you don't even have a hair, you might be the hottest one. The most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, bad, bad guy!!”
(O^~^O)
Anne said firmly.
(…)
(●￣(ｴ)￣●)
"I……"
"I'm not who you say I am!"
"I'm bald because I've become stronger. You won't understand."
Saitama said leisurely, and subconsciously looked at his hands with red gloves. Saitama seemed to remember something, and then his expression became a little duller.
"??"
く(＾_・)ゝ
"Anyway!"
"That's what I meant just now. The reason why I became bald is because I became stronger. It's not what you said!"
"I'm not a bad guy either..."
He is a hero, there is no doubt about it!
but……
I don't know why, but Saitama feels that since he gradually realized his childhood dream and became a truly powerful hero, life seems to have become more boring?
That is, today I met this weird little girl named 'Annie' in front of me. Normally, how could his mood swings be as big as today?
"All right!"
╮(╯▽╰)╭
"If you say no, then it's not. Let's talk about paying the bill now. How about I..."
(✪ω✪)
"Hey! What are you doing?"
∑(´△｀)? !
Before Annie had finished speaking, before the two of them had finished their discussion, the bald Saitama turned around, seemingly making a decision in his mind.
"..."
"Stop talking, I will go home to get the money. You are here as a hostage. Please don't worry, I will definitely come back with the money to ransom you!"
"I promise!"
After saying that, while the proprietress was not paying attention, a certain bald man spread his legs and ran out without a trace, and he didn't know where he went.
"Two guests..."
"ah!"
"Kid, kid, where is the adult sitting next to you just now?"
I had only been busy for a while, but when I looked up, I found that one of the two customers who was about to pay was unexpectedly missing. This made the landlady feel a little strange.
"Auntie, that bald man is not my family member!"
(^▽^)
"I'm not familiar with him at all!"
(=^▽^=)
Anne was telling the truth.
It was really the first time that she met the spicy bald man named Saitama. She thought he was a bit weird and interesting, so she invited him to come here to eat, chat and have a meal together. But who would have thought that the other person turned out to be a pauper?
"!!"
"Then he..."
The landlady nodded, and then subconsciously looked in the direction of the bathroom, but the door there was open, and it didn't look like there was anyone inside.
"Auntie, he just managed to escape the bill without you noticing!"
໒(⊙ᴗ⊙)७
"He seems to be a bad guy!"
(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)
Anne was not polite and directly exposed some of the shameful behavior of the bald man just now with righteous indignation.
"ah!"
"this……"
"How can it be like this?"
Hearing Annie's words, she glanced outside the store door again. The proprietress was a little at a loss. She just kept wiping her wet hands on her apron. She didn't know what to do for a while.
"I'm full now. Goodbye, aunt~!"
٩(๑^o^๑)۶
Patting her belly, Annie felt that she was quite satisfied with what she had eaten today, so she was ready to leave now and planned to find a place where she could stay temporarily.
"B-but..."
"Guests, you...you haven't paid yet..."
Lying on the counter, the proprietress of the restaurant seemed to be in a dilemma.
The Annie in front of her was just a little girl. She seemed to be able to stop her, and even less so if she didn't stop her. After all, that fifty thousand yen was a huge amount of turnover. If she gave up, her work would have been in vain.
"oh!"
Σ(°△°|||)︴
"I almost forgot, here! Auntie, they gave you money, and that bald man also paid for it, so you don't have to give change!"
₍₍٩(ᐛ)۶~o₎₎♪
"Goodbye~!"
ヾ(⌒∇⌒*)SeeYou♪
With that said, after first throwing two golden gold coins directly onto the other party's wooden counter and making two crisp sounds, little Annie directly picked up her little bear and turned away, quickly disappearing into the cooking area. outside the store's door.
(…)
(●￣(ｴ)￣●)
"this……"
"Guest? Guest?!"
"kid……"
The proprietress hurriedly walked around the counter and chased her out the door. However, among the people coming and going outside, was there any trace of the little girl just now?
Of course, she also didn't see the bald man who escaped from the bill when she wasn't paying attention.
"real or fake?"
"It can't be a toy, right?"
The landlady, who had no choice but to walk back angrily, first looked at the two gold coins that were slowly spinning and stopping on the counter, then hesitated for a moment, and then reached out and pinched one of them suspiciously.
"!!"
"So, so heavy!"
"Could it be a real gold coin..."
...
Half an hour later...
A certain bald man returned to the shop holding a wad of crumpled banknotes.
"Guest, the little girl has already paid your bill. Next time, please don't skip the bill, otherwise, we will call the police!"
"Really..."
"How can you ask a little girl to pay your bills? That's so lame!!"
"let me tell you….."
(Ten thousand words are omitted here...)
Although the two gold coins obtained were enough to offset the consumption of the two of them, and even made a huge profit, that did not prevent the store owner from giving a scolding to the bald man who came back with the money, leaving him to do nothing but Holding that wad of crumpled small-denomination bills, they were messy in the wind at the door of the restaurant...
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