During this period, due to the arrival of a troublesome little girl and her wanton behavior, a series of things happened in this originally peaceful and peaceful Shengyu Village, and it gradually became less peaceful.
What makes the simple villagers of Shengyu Village even more difficult to accept is: I don’t know when, all the young children have learned bad things, and the men don’t want to find a good job and marry a wife in the future. To have children and support a family, but to learn that inexplicable 'immortal magic'?
As for some girls who are waiting for marriage, it is even worse!
They actually stopped cooking, and the female celebrities stopped doing it. They just hung out with those boys all day long, and followed them to learn some so-called 'Dafa'?
That kind of thing is something that the simple villagers of Shengyu Village cannot figure out and cannot accept.
Of course, compared to the villagers who could only speak a few words verbally, the three Miao people who were stranded in the inn for some reason were actually the ones who suffered the most!
Because, I don’t know what happened, but the targets they selected all became disciples of the so-called Flame Immortal Sect?
You know, this remote and beautiful Shengyu Village in Yuhang County, Hangzhou is not big. It only has more than 30 people and a dozen households, and among them there are only a few suitable candidates for their plan. But what's the result?
At first, they wanted to attack Aunt Li, but Li Xiaoyao was a disciple of the Flame Immortal, and they did not dare to act rashly.
As a last resort, they had just changed their partners and poisoned the salt seller and the old Wang next door. In the blink of an eye, Wang Xiaohu became a disciple of the Flame Immortal again, and the poisoned Old Wang was killed by the Flame Immortal the next day. The great immortal used some methods to cure the disease, so there was no need to go to Fairy Island to seek medicine. The three Miao people were so frightened that they did not dare to take a breath, for fear that their evil deeds would be exposed and they would be brutally beaten.
In the end, they had no choice but to think over and over again in the village. After choosing again and again, the three Miao people finally had no choice but to set their sights on the two sisters Ding Xianglan and Ding Xiulan, and planned to kill their father, Old Man Ding. , and then use some tricks to force the two sisters to go to the island to seek medicine?
But...
Before they could take action, the old farmer Ding himself was so angry that he lay down on his bed for three days and three nights!
And all this is just because:
The two sisters Ding Xianglan and Ding Xiulan didn't know what kind of madness they had, but they all ran to hang out with the two ungrateful libertines Li Xiaoyao and Wang Xiaohu, and then even worshiped under the disciples of the Flame Immortal. He has been away from home all day long and has no idea where he is or what he is doing. As a result, when old man Ding wants to find someone to fetch water and cook, he often cannot find anyone. Do you think he can not be angry?
So Old Man Ding collapsed like that, preparing to show off to some two daughters who didn't learn well!
However, what Old Man Ding didn't know was that the three unkind Miao travelers were obviously the most angry at this moment.
However, those Miao people were angry, but when they saw that a certain fire immortal was recruiting disciples in this prosperous fishing village and seemed to have unlimited power, they hesitated again and again, but in the end they still did not dare to raise any objections rashly, so they could only continue Staying in their own guest room, they didn't know what kind of conspiracy they were brewing.
So, this is what happened.
The most pitiable person now is Old Man Ding. The daughter he had raised for more than ten years finally took off with him. As a result, he was talked about a lot by the talkative women in the village, such as Aunt Laifu, Mrs. Wangcai and others. God, he was almost ready to seek death.
Fortunately, Mrs. Li from the old Li family was very good at carrying gifts. She came to visit with a smile and gave Mr. Ding a large amount of money. She also vaguely said that it belonged to the two sisters Lilac Orchid and Ding Xiulan. After receiving the betrothal gifts and other things, and talking about some nonsensical things that were not even mentioned in the horoscope, Old Man Ding got up from the bed that day, and became full of energy. His waist no longer hurts, his legs no longer hurt, and his eyes no longer hurt. It doesn’t cost any money, and I can carry water alone and run ten times back and forth without even taking a breath.
Anyway!
Shengyu Village has indeed been a bit uneasy recently, and many things have broken its harmonious status quo, but at least there hasn't been much trouble so far. It is still a remote place with simple folk customs, beautiful scenery, and facing east. The sea is a perfect place to get away from the world.
The only bad thing is that if you stay in a place like this for a long time, there will definitely not be many entertainment activities to pass the time...
So, this day.
On this sunny afternoon, little Annie could only take her young disciple Wang Xiaohu to the woods and start hunting birds that did not know what level of protected animals they would become in a thousand years. , after disembowelling them, plucking their hair and bleeding them, wrapping them in lotus leaves and river mud, adding a little star anise, then throwing them into the hot fire and roasting them, ready to make a delicious Beggar's Chicken meal A tooth festival?
"..."
But at this time, looking at the mud balls that were gradually hardening in the fire, and smelling the smell of meat wafting in the air, Wang Xiaohu couldn't be happy for some reason.
"Master..."
So, after waiting for a while, Wang Xiaohu, who was still feeling a little depressed, finally couldn't help it anymore and started to look at his master Flame Immortal with pitiful eyes.
"oops!"
(ಠ~ಠ)
"Don't rush it, it's not ripe yet. The bird's neck and butt will be yours later, and I will give you one thigh at most. Master, I will never treat you badly, so don't worry!"
(¬д¬.)
Annie said waving her hand impatiently.
She was also very hungry, but she also knew that a bird that was not roasted was definitely inedible, and those balls of mud were so thickly wrapped that they would have to be cooked for at least half an hour. The heat was still low now. It's a little bit worse, but it doesn't mean that it's really edible just because it's fragrant.
"no!"
"Master, Xiaohu doesn't want to ask this, Xiaohu wants to ask you... when will you be willing to teach Xiaohu the immortal method?"
"You taught Brother Xiaoyao "Wuzhuang Immortal Technique" more than a month ago, and a few days ago you taught Sister Xianglan and Sister Xiulan "Pansi Dafa". What about me?"
"Master..."
"When will you be willing to teach the little tiger the immortal method?"
With a slumped face, Wang Xiaohu asked a certain troubled little girl listlessly and with an angry expression.
For Wang Xiaohu, everyone is a disciple of the Flame Immortal Sect and a believer in the Flame God Sect. So, why is it that only brother Xiaoyao and sisters Xianglan and Xiulan have received the inheritance of immortal magic, but he has nothing?
Although the peach on the day he got started was indeed delicious. After eating it, he felt lighter and lighter, and felt that his whole person was different. However, the magic that he most wanted most was still No, this made him feel envious and jealous every time he thought about it, or when he saw brother Xiaoyao, sisters Xianglan and Xiulan hiding in the woods and practicing swordplay with each other.
"ah!"
!(;゚o゚)o
"Well..."
(^~^;)ゞ
"Xiaohu, you have to know that you are a rare genius with extraordinary bones, extraordinary talents, and wisdom. How can ordinary immortal magic be suitable for you to practice?"
(๑վ‸վ๑)
"So you have to wait a little longer. Master, I want to think about it again to see which techniques are suitable for you, and then pass them on to you?"
↜(ψ`▽′)o
Anne was talking nonsense like this seriously.
Anyway, the only immortal magic she has inherited completely is the Wuzhuang Immortal Technique given to her by Zhen Yuanzi and the Pansi Dafa that Sister Zixia worked with her back then, but now they are all used by her. She was all left to practice by Li Xiaoyao and Ding Xianglan Ding Xiulan. As for the Wang Xiaohu in front of her, who was 'a rare genius with extraordinary bones, extraordinary talent, and wisdom,' she still hadn't thought about what to do. How to teach.
You know, Anne has never been a teacher. She can't even teach a genius well, so how can she teach a stupid guy well?
"But……"
"Brother Xiaoyao, Sister Xianglan, and Sister Xiulan all said privately that it was because Xiaohu was too stupid, so Master, you refused to teach..."
As he spoke, Wang Xiaohu, who was sitting cross-legged on the grass, lowered his head, and the expression on his face was even more aggrieved, almost to the point of crying.
"How can it be!!"
!!!∑(゚Д゚ノ)ノ
"How could someone accept a disciple like you... no, how could someone accept a disciple who is as stupid as you?"
s(・`ヘ´・;)ゞ
Although Annie felt that although she could not find a second guy who was stupider and less qualified than Wang Xiaohu among the disciples of Cuiping Mountain Flame God Sect, she believed that she would definitely come up with a good solution. of.
"Anyway!"
୧(‾◡◝)୨
"Xiaohu, don't believe what Li Xiaoyao and the others are saying. You have to believe that you are really that unparalleled genius with extraordinary bones, extraordinary talents, and wisdom that is rare to see in a century!"
(๑‾ꇴ‾๑) Hehe!
"Woo..."
"Master..."
"Xiaohu thinks Brother Xiaoyao and the others are right, you are just perfunctory with me..."
However, Annie's comforting words had been said many times, so they no longer had the desired effect, so that Wang Xiaohu continued to lower his head, bit his lips tightly, and his eyelashes began to be wet with tears. Got wet.
"..."
⊙﹏⊙‖∣°
"Oh well……"
(lll¬▽¬)
"Then... I'll teach you now!"
ε=(´ο`*)))Alas
She had no choice but to think that she couldn't make it up, so Anne could only temporarily compromise and began racking her brains to think of all kinds of bad ideas.
(…)
(● ̄(エ) ̄●)
"!!"
"Really, really?!"
"Master!"
"You didn't lie to me?!"
For a moment, Wang Xiaohu jumped up, and then he didn't bother to wipe the tears that were about to pop out of his eyes, and just stared expectantly.
"of course it's true!"
o(*`ー´)o
How could Anne's promise be false?
"Then Master!"
"What magic method do you want to teach Xiaohu? Is it the "Wuzhuang Immortal Technique" or the "Pansi Dafa"?"
Wang Xiaohu asked excitedly, his hands clenching fists subconsciously, and he began to imagine that he could practice with brother Xiaoyao, sister Xianglan and sister Xiulan, and made rapid progress, leaving those three people far away. Behind me, I envy them the way they look.
"Well..."
(′~`●)
Annie was a little embarrassed, because she was very sure that Wang Xiaohu was not suitable for practicing those boring magic skills, but he was not very good at it without teaching, which really made her embarrassed.
"Master?"
After waiting anxiously for a while, Wang Xiaohu asked again in a low voice.
"Don't rush me! Let me think about it first..."
(。◕ˇεˇ◕。)
At this time, looking at the handful of hair left on the other person's head, Annie suddenly thought of a guy with a similar figure and appearance to the other person. Then she had an idea and suddenly thought of a good way. .
That is: since the qualifications are not enough, you can definitely get equipment!
So soon, under Wang Xiaohu's shocked eyes, Annie waved her hand, and four shining golden magic weapons appeared in front of Wang Xiaohu.
"!!"
"Master, Master, Master... Master!!"
"This, this, this, this... these things are all for me?!"
Looking at the four treasures in front of him, he knew at a glance that they were no ordinary things. Looking at the beautiful spear, the windless automatic red silk, the two burning fire wheels and a large golden circle, Wang Xiaohu not only looked at the Their eyes widened, and they couldn't help but tremble even when they spoke.
"That's right!"
(*^▽^*)
"This is a fire-tip spear. The tip of the spear can spit fire. The spear body is more than eight feet long and can be changed at will. There are two poles that can be combined into one. The other end is a snake spear blade, which contains infinite power. , a magical weapon for slaying demons and killing soldiers and generals. It is extremely powerful and is an extremely rare magical weapon of the Immortal family!"
౧(*മ്ധമ്)੭ु⁾⁾
"Also, this is Huntian Ling, a treasure that binds the body. It can automatically bind enemies and change its length. Even if it is cut, it can be repaired automatically. It will be perfect for you to use to catch goblins or young ladies in the future!"
↜(ψ`▽′)oꔛ
"This is the circle of heaven and earth, even the most powerful treasure of gold. It is indestructible and infinitely hard. When thrown, it can critically hit all things and can change its size. It is unstoppable and has huge divine power that can turn rivers and seas and shake the world. From now on, you Hit anyone you don't like, and keep it in mind until you hit it!"
◎٩(ˊ〇ˋ*)و
"at last……"
(✧◡✧)
"These two are called wind and fire wheels. If you step on the wheels and recite the incantation, the wheels will catch fire, and the wind will be generated under your feet. They will rotate and move. They can travel at high speeds, go up to the sky and enter the earth. They can travel thousands of miles in a day. They can fly and fight. They can do anything. No, how about being able to control the world without any hindrance, super awesome, right?"
o(*¯︶¯*)o○○
"Xiaohu, your talent is so 'good' that others don't know what to teach you, so I'll give you these four magic weapons. From now on, you will be the little devil boy in the teacher's sect. Now, the important task of preventing the world from being destroyed and protecting world peace is left to you!"
|ू•ૅω•́)ᵎᵎ
"Go on, go on. It's enough to practice how to use them. If you want to learn some magic skills from your three senior brothers and sisters, that's enough!"
ヾ( ̄▽ ̄)o
After saying that, she stuffed the four replicas of the magic weapons she had obtained into Wang Xiaohu's arms, and instantly helped the other party identify the owner of the magic weapons. Anne hurriedly waved her hand to drive away the stupid opponent. , prepare to be out of sight but out of mind.
After all, the few mud balls in the fire are about to pass the exam. If the other party gets out of here, she might be able to eat more later?
"ah!"
"yes!!"
"Thank you, Master! You are so kind, Master!!"
After saying that, Wang Xiaohu held the things in his arms and ran towards the village like crazy. As for what he was going to do with it, Anne had no control over it.
(...)
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