But he said that there was an orphan in a small fishing village in Yuhang County. His name was Li Xiaoyao.
His parents are known as the "Fairy Heroes" in the martial arts world, and their martial arts are known as the best in the world. Unfortunately, there has been no news from Li Xiaoyao since he was very young. It is said that he was stabbed by an enemy in the wilderness. Hacked to death?
No one knows whether the news is true or not. Anyway, Aunt Li has never told Li Xiaoyao the truth, and she has been trying to persuade him all day long not to become a knight who wields swords and swords according to his whims.
Anyway, Li Xiaoyao knew that from the time he could remember, he had been raised by his aunt Li. As for his parents, he only got some fragmentary impressions from other people's chats.
Life in the fishing village was not easy, so in order to save money, he worked as a waiter in his family's shop very early, helping his aunt.
As time passed, he saw more and more heroes and heroines coming and going, and Li Xiaoyao's heart began to become wild. Not only did he not want to study hard, but he also played tricks all day long. With a wooden sword, it seems that he really wants to follow his father's footsteps and become a righteous knight who eliminates violence, robs the rich and helps the poor?
It's a pity that things didn't work out as he wished. He lived for a full nineteen years and practiced the wooden sword technique of defeating a sword without a sword for more than ten years. In addition to defeating the old hens and wild dogs in the village, he also had the skills to defeat the old hens and wild dogs in the village. Apart from Xianglan Xiulan, who has no power to bind a chicken, there is no breakthrough!
Therefore, it seems that he can only realize his dream of becoming a swordsman who performs chivalry and slays demons.
Isn’t this?
Today he dreamed again...
He dreamed that he had become an unparalleled swordsman who could eliminate a group of evil ghosts in a few seconds, fly with his sword, and chase the most powerful evil ghost to the sky and nowhere to go!
Finally, just when he was about to kill her on the spot to eliminate harm for the people and win the admiration and favor of the two sisters Xianglan and Xiulan, suddenly, an old hag with a green face and fangs appeared in the sky. As soon as the opponent appeared, he used a The move of spitting out the divine water from his mouth woke him up immediately.
"!!"
He opened his eyes in a panic and got up from the bed with dancing movements. He saw the green-faced and fanged hag in front of him. Who was Aunt Li if it wasn't his Aunt Li who raised him with one hand?
"Li Xiaoyao!"
Holding the gourd and gourd in her hand, Aunt Li, who had just awakened Li Xiaoyao with a gourd of water, yelled angrily with some hatred:
"Are you itchy? How dare you call me a hag in your dream?!"
"Why don't you get up and start working soon?"
In the past, she sent him to a private school, hoping that he would get the top score in the exam, but the result...
The other party couldn't even pass the exam!
Forget it, now I go home to help, and I still dance with a broken piece of wood all day long, and daydream even when I sleep. If this continues, the other party may really have to fetch lilac orchid or Ding Xiulan from the village. Then he became a village shopkeeper with no future for the rest of his life.
"A guest is coming!"
As she said that, Aunt Li, who was getting more and more angry as she thought about it, stepped forward, grabbed Li Xiaoyao's ears and pulled her under the bed.
"Ouch!"
"It hurts, it hurts..."
"Do you still know the pain?"
"You're not young anymore. You've been daydreaming all day long. If you don't quickly learn to do something serious, I'm afraid even Ding Lan, Xiulan and the others won't look down on you in two years!"
"Don't think that your parents gave you a good skin just because it's useful!"
"You just have to be confused for a few more years and you will regret it! One day, if I roll my eyes and kick my legs, I will go with your damn parents. With your lazy temperament, you will have to starve to death." !”
"..."
"Aunt..."
"Don't grab a pot, shovel, or ladle every time you ask someone to get up. If you continue like this, I will be scared to death in bed!"
Of course, Li Xiaoyao was very unhappy to be disturbed from his daydream, so he argued back while wiping the water on his face.
"I am a single descendant of the Li family, and this bed is not strong. If one day you beat me so hard that I roll down and fall to my death, our Li family will really be the last to die!"
"!!"
"How dare you talk back?!"
Boom! !
"Ouch!"
"Aunt! Heroine, please be merciful!!!"
After being hit on the head by a gourd and gourd, Li Xiaoyao instantly fainted and began to run away with his head in his arms and beg for mercy.
"I'll let you pass down a single line!"
Boom!
"I'll make you a no-winner!"
Boom! !
"Little bastard, don't run away if you dare!!"
After chasing for a while, Aunt Li finally seemed to remember something important, and finally stopped panting with her hands on her hips, pointed at Li Xiaoyao's nose and cursed:
"If the bed is broken, fix it yourself!"
"You also studied carpentry with Master Lin for a few months. Don't tell me that you just learned how to make that broken wooden sword?"
"Learn from your damn dad every day. There is no certainty. Let's see which girl will be willing to talk to you in the future!"
"That……"
"Then how did my father marry my mother and give birth to me?"
"I bother!"
"Your mother is not a good person either. Ever since she married into our Li family, she has never been a needlework queen. She doesn't even know how to cook. She just went crazy with your damn father and died at a young age. You Do you want to learn from them too?!”
It's okay if I don't talk about this, but Aunt Li gets very angry when she talks about it.
"But……"
"People say they are a mandarin duck couple that is envied by everyone in the world?"
"Pooh!"
"They are almost like mandarin ducks with the same fate, but they will die early!"
"If I hadn't saved my life and opened such a small inn, you little brat would have starved to death! Look, what's the use of being a knight like that? Can you support your family?!"
Boom!
After saying that, she was a little angry. After hitting Li Xiaoyao on the head with the gourd scoop in her hand again, Aunt Li pulled Li Xiaoyao's ear and walked out.
"alright!"
"Stop talking nonsense to me! There are guests outside. Come out and help quickly. I'll go to the kitchen to cook. You go and bring tea and water to say hello."
"ah?"
"We live in a remote country, and we have guests coming to our door so early in the morning?"
"!!"
"Ouch! Still a blond and blue-eyed Fanbang Hu? Is she the only one? Are her parents following her?!"
As soon as he went out, he saw a little girl with blond hair and blue eyes sitting at the Eight Immortals table in the lobby, and Li Xiaoyao exclaimed.
"No parents!"
"She came alone!"
"one person?"
"That's right!"
"Then where did she come from?"
"snort!"
"You don't care where she comes from. Everyone who comes is a guest. Be careful what you say later. If you neglect the guests, be careful that I will give you a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots tonight!!"
"have you understood?"
Aunt Li threatened fiercely as she walked towards the kitchen.
"But aunt, does she have money?"
"laugh!"
"Little brat, look carefully at her clothes. Does it look like something a poor family can afford?"
"Well..."
"It really doesn't look like it! Our Li family definitely doesn't have such good clothes. What I wear during the Chinese New Year doesn't seem to be as good as hers."
"Isn't it over then?"
"Go quickly!"
"It doesn't matter if she has money or not, just take good care of her first. After she's full and has no money, keep it until her parents come to redeem her. Maybe she'll even get a reward by then!"
"ah……"
"That's right! Older ginger is still hotter, and aunt is wise!!"
"roll!!"
Soon, after the two of them finished ventilating, Aunt Li went to the kitchen, and Li Xiaoyao naturally ran to the counter to get a hot water bottle, and then took out two large handfuls under the counter. I stuffed the tea leaves (usually only half a handful at most) into the hot copper kettle, then took a porcelain cup and ran to the very clean and beautiful little girl from the country who was sitting and looking around.
"Sir, would you like some tea?"
Li Xiaoyao obsequiously handed the tea to the little girl's table, and then stood aside with a trace of curiosity, constantly looking at this unique little guest.
"..."
(ー`′ー)
After looking at the dirty black handprints on the mouth of the cup, and the bitter smell floating in the tea, Annie just sniffed it curiously, then pushed it further away from her in disgust. A little bit.
"ah?"
"Don't you like this young guest?"
Seeing that the other party disliked the strong tea he brewed, Li Xiaoyao couldn't help but feel a little unhappy. You know, he deliberately put more tea leaves in it. If it were a different guest, it would be great if he was willing to put some tea leaves.
"No one wants a dirty cup!"
o(′^｀)o
"dirty?"
"Oh no!"
"Okay, do you think this is okay?"
Seeing the little girl's expression, and then looking at the dark fingerprints on the white porcelain cup, thinking that Li Xiaoyao had really not had time to wash his hands after getting up, he quickly used the towel on his shoulders to carefully wash the outside. Wiped it down.
"..."
!(;?o?)o
"..."
(lll￢▽￢)
"Forget it, I suddenly don't want to drink tea. Do you have anything else to drink here?"
┗(▔,▔)┛
Although the cup had been wiped clean, looking at the oily and black rag on the other person's shoulder, and the rag that hadn't been washed for an unknown amount of time, Annie pushed the cup that the other person had moved over again, without even thinking, a little further. .
"Something else?"
Li Xiaoyao was a little embarrassed. Obviously, he could see that this foreign little girl was not easy to take care of. She was picky about her food and was very clean. There was no doubt that she was the head of a rich family!
"Well……"
“Does wine count?”
But no matter how difficult it is to serve, he will always serve well. After all, he will not have trouble with money, nor will he have trouble with his aunt's 'fried pork with bamboo shoots'!
"What's so good about that bitter and choking thing?"
(￢д￢.)
"Well..."
“The wine in our shop is all watered down, so it’s not choking at all…”
"ah!"
"Haha, sir, don't mind. I was just joking with you?"
Li Xiaoyao, who accidentally let it slip, quickly smiled coquettishly, and at the same time, he was secretly grateful.
Fortunately, the person in front of him was just a little Fanbang girl. If he dared to say this when he met those heroes who came and went, it would be easy for them to get angry and smash his signboard.
"You won't even drink it even if you mix it with water!"
o(′^｀)oHmph!
"That……"
"What would you like to drink, sir?"
He had no choice but to think that it would take at least half an hour for his aunt to prepare the dishes, so Li Xiaoyao could only continue to wait on the side with a smile.
"Do you have that delicious fruit milk tea?"
(?ω?)
"The kind with ice!"
(?′?﹃?`?)
"..."
Li Xiaoyao opened his mouth, thought for a while, and finally shook his head regretfully.
"Sorry sir, we don't have what you mentioned."
"If you want to eat fruit, can you go to the market now and show it to you? Although it's a bit early, there must be people selling it."
Of course Li Xiaoyao knew about fruits, milk, tea, ice, etc., but when he added them together, he was at a loss.
In his opinion, putting fruits and smelly goat milk into tea is definitely not a good idea. Besides, on this hot day, there is no place to get ice in their small fishing village, so they have to wait until the lake freezes in winter. It came later.
But in the winter, drinking hot tea and adding fruits, milk and ice cubes in it is something that only people with mental illness can think of.
"What about the cake?"
(???.???)????
"..."
"We have egg cakes, sir. Do you want them?"
Li Xiaoyao had never heard of what a 'cake' was, but he could fry and sell egg cakes.
"Then let's just give everyone some dessert!"
(^～^;)ゞ
"dessert?"
"There doesn't seem to be any dessert. Do you want some candy?"
Li Xiaoyao really felt quite embarrassed, because this little guest was really difficult to serve, and he only ordered some things that he had never heard of or eaten, but this also showed that the other party must be from a wealthy family. His aunt did have a unique vision.
"don't want!"
(?╭╮?)
"Just have some fruit!"
ε=(′ο｀*)))Alas
"OK!"
"Sir, please wait a moment. The little one will go out and buy it for you!"
Seeing that the other party finally opened his mouth and ordered what he could get, Li Xiaoyao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Do you still want to buy it?"
(?~?)
"Forget it! I said no, I just want to wait for Aunt Li to cook delicious food for me!"
???(＿＿*)??
By the time the other party buys it, the dishes will probably be ready. What kind of fruit will she eat?
"..."
Li Xiaoyao stood there angrily, looking at the little ancestor in front of him who didn't know where he came from, he almost walked away without getting angry.
"How boring!"
ε=(′ο｀*)))Alas
With nothing to do, Annie stretched out her hand and let the hot tea fly out of the big tea cup, and then two little water bears made of water were formed on the table. Just look like that. Watch them fight to relieve your boredom.
"!!"
"you……"
"How did you do it? Is this a spell? You...you are a monster?!"
However, what little Annie didn't know was that her little trick to relieve herself from boredom shocked Li Xiaoyao on the side.
Then, looking at her blond hair, blue eyes and clothes that didn't look like those from the Central Plains, Li Xiaoyao suddenly remembered something and exclaimed, stepping back and asking.
"monster?"
Σ(°△ °|||)︴
"You are the monster, your whole family is a monster!!"
ε=(?ˇεˇ??))) Bah! !
"No, not a monster?"
"That……"
"Then what are you?!"
After calming down for a while, he realized that it was a sunny day outside and the sun was shining brightly. Then he secretly glanced at Annie's clear shadow reflected in the slanting sunlight. Only then did Li Xiaoyao finally put aside his pounding heart. Put it back in my heart.
"They are the kind of people who are more powerful than gods. They are probably just gods who can barely be considered gods, right?"
?(￣??)???
That's right!
After Annie released the countless flame elves, she used the method of dream projection to come to this plane world, and then controlled the flame elves and transformed into herself and the bear, and prepared to abduct the planes of this plane world. His son is the guy in front of him.
And the same thing is still happening in countless planes at the same time. She, Queen Anne, wants to open 10 more Nth numbers at the same time and play them at the same time!
Originally, she wanted to set fire to the son of this plane, the so-called 'protagonist', but she finally changed her mind.
Because she felt that if burned directly, a new child of the next plane would definitely be produced, so it would be better to abduct it, and then slowly mislead the other party's outlook on things, and completely change the other party. Become your own person, and then let the other person, who is the son of the plane, mess up this plane world. That might be very fun?
"immortal?"
"You're lying!"
"If you were a god, would you turn it into a piece of gold and show it to me?!"
After Li Xiaoyao regained his composure, he felt that he had just made a fuss out of a molehill, so he scoffed angrily.
"No need to change, I'll just give you a small piece!"
?(ψ｀▽′)o~?
After saying that, Little Annie directly cut a ten centimeter square piece of gold for the other party from the inventory in her space bag, and after conjuring it out of thin air, she photographed it on the table.
Boom! !
The next moment, the piece was square, golden, with a big mouth, and it was still reflecting dazzling light in the sun. From the sound, it was clear that it weighed at least dozens of kilograms of gold, and it blinded Li Xiaoyao. s eyes.
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(?ω?) Asking for a monthly ticket (?ω?)
