The night is already deep...
When the residents of the Peace Valley down the mountain, when the pigs, geese and rabbits had already turned off the lights and went to sleep, the whole town fell into darkness and peace; when the Kung Fu masters and those of the privileged class in the Emerald Palace on the mountain While the black swans were extinguishing their oil lamps one by one and going to rest, a little girl who had no intention of sleeping was gnawing on a peach in the fun place she found with one hand and something that would not be ignored by people in this world with the other hand. The deliciousness of understanding and acceptance looking at the scenery of the mountains at night.
And that kind of delicacy that will not be easily accepted by the people in this peaceful valley is: a big and fragrant roasted turkey leg!
Annie took the roasted turkey from Bear Shield's victory banquet not long ago after she found it delicious and kept it in her bag. But what if she had to take it out soon after she came to this world?
This is something she has no good solution for...
Because, the animals in this world, whether they are birds, beasts, or insects of different sizes, it seems that they can all talk and are all intelligent creatures?
Therefore, when these animals cannot eat, she can only eat the food stored in her bag in space... Moreover, she can only hide here by herself and eat secretly like this. , otherwise, once those fussy animals see it, God knows what kind of trouble it will cause!
Maybe,
In the minds of those animals, her eating of meat is as evil and heinous as if people on Earth saw someone eating 'roasted human flesh'? !
"Aha!"
??????(??)??????I shake! I shook it hard~!
Little Annie, who felt a little dry after just gnawing on the chicken legs, finished a peach, and walked to the magical peach tree on the top of the mountains and on the edge of the cliff again without any politeness, and stretched out her hand to see the peach tree. The little hand, which seemed weak and weak, but could actually fight the dragon with bare hands, began to shake vigorously.
Then……
The next second, countless peach blossoms and ripe fruits fell down like rain. After Annie stopped shaking, in addition to the pattering of petals, the fruits continued to fall. It fell all over the floor!
"Uh-huh……"
o(￣～￣)Chew!
"Tibbers, this peach tree is really strange. It blooms and bears fruit at the same time... Look, the peaches on the tree have just matured, and it's blooming again?"
ヾ(?????????)ノ??
In front of this cliff platform, little Annie threw the leftover peach core to the cloud-filled cliff outside. She didn't care where it would fall at the bottom of the mountain or whether it would hit the flowers and plants. Little Annie suddenly As soon as he reached out, he firmly grasped a peach blossom that was dangling from this strange peach tree, and pointed it to his little bear Tibbs with some curiosity.
Actually, this peach tree is not that rare...
Because Anne, who once ate in the Queen Mother's peach garden and picked many peaches and kept them in her bag, had seen the kind that kept blooming and bearing fruit for thousands of years. The even rarer heavenly peach tree!
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So, after talking casually, she playfully stretched out her hand and inserted the peach blossom into the ear of her little bear.
(…)
(●￣(??)￣●??)
(Tibbers didn’t say anything, because he knew that his bad little master only used it to relieve his boredom when he was bored, and he was already used to it...Also, Peach Blossom Forget it, if the other person’s greasy little hands weren’t constantly smearing on it, it would definitely be happier and willing to talk to the other person!)
"But..."
(????ˇ??ˇ????)
"Tibbers, I have eaten it. The fruit of this peach tree is still very good. It contains a lot of spiritual energy. Otherwise, it would not be blooming and bearing fruit at this time... If ordinary 'people' eat it, it can at least strengthen their body, right?"
o(??????????) o??
"But those Black Swans and Kung Fu guys from the Jade Palace are so abominable. They have such good things for themselves, and they don't want people down the mountain to see them?"
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So, I think those guys who know kung fu and the privileged class in this world know how to seize good things and build houses with jade and gold, but they don’t let the pigs down the mountain come up and enjoy these good things. The behavior was so abominable that Anne felt more and more able to stay here and eat the fruits of this peach tree with peace of mind, without even the slightest feeling of guilt!
Because, she wants to replace the pigs, rabbits and gray swans that are not dark enough at the bottom of the mountain and eat their share!
"Uh-huh..."
(￣～￣)Chew!
"ha!"
o(╯▽╰)oIt’s delicious~~
"..."
"Tibbers, the night here is so quiet, and the stars tonight are also very beautiful..."
(???????????????)
Speaking of which, Anne had not been able to eat quietly and watch the night by herself for a long time.
Therefore, as she looked at it, she felt a little like the bad guy Amorin's mother at home... However, knowing that the other party was living a good life now, knowing that the other party was taken care of by those guys in the Koprulu Sector, knowing that someone A guy named Galen still stayed in the voodoo land to pick up girls, so she quickly felt relieved and forgot about him again.
(Report to the little master! The little one now only sees: There are no stars in the sky tonight. It is a cloudy day. The sky looks gloomy with thick dark clouds. The little one can’t even see a star!
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——Because a certain hateful guy specially rubs those greasy and sticky things on his bear skin, this makes him who was once served deliciously and well for two years, and even has a shit shovel to take a bath. Tibbers, who was serving together, became more and more dissatisfied... So, as if it was a protest, he corrected the nonsense in the other person's mouth without any politeness, and also expressed his complicated mood at the moment in various ways. )
"That's because you're stupid!"
(????????-)??
"Tibbers, think about it..."
(????ω????)
"The stars in the sky, no matter it is day or night, sunny or cloudy, they are all hanging and twinkling in the endless starry sky outside this weird animal earth. As long as you look beyond those clouds, then Of course it’s easy to see them!”
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(…)
(???????????)
(For someone who, when he is full and has nothing to do, would come to ridicule him for not being able to use magic and not being able to see through the clouds, and to try to say that he was short-minded or too stupid, Tibbs would just shut it up. mouth.)
"But Tibbers, don't mention it. I just discovered it when I was 'looking' at the stars and 'looking' at the moon. The earth in this world seems to be a little different from the earth in other worlds. Even the sun, moon and stars have their own differences. There’s a big difference…”
(°ー°〃)
"Maybe it's because of this that there is a problem with the energy concentration on this planet and the aura that those guys mentioned, so the animals are all highly evolved?"
(*^▽^*)??
Of course, little Annie just made random guesses about that kind of thing. She did not study it seriously, nor did she interfere with the evolution and certain processes of other people's worlds, because she just came here to play. You won’t interfere in other people’s business!
(…)
(●￣(??)￣●)
(Tibbers still didn't talk, because he couldn't understand these messy things, and he didn't want to care about why those animals talked! He only cared about: the greasy little hands of a bad little master, How many times do I have to rub it on its body?!)
(!!)
∑(????｀)? !
(However, Tibbs, who was just about to continue to protest twice, soon discovered in despair: the bad little master of his family actually started to use his hands together to hurriedly and vigorously rub his body. Keep rubbing it on the bearskin shell?)
"oops!"
ヾ(????﹏??)????
It turned out that Annie discovered that a fat guy in black and white style, who was afraid that even the most advanced camera could not take color photos, was wandering here dejectedly without sleeping in the middle of the night?
so,
She didn't want people in this world to see her secretly eating animal meat and making a fuss and yelling, so she quickly put away the less than half-eaten roast turkey leg in her hand, and first used her hands to push it hard on a certain After wiping the bad little bear's body clean, he finally casually wiped his little mouth, which was still greasy just now, with the back of his hand.
(…)
??(ψ｀??′)o Protest!
Du…..
Tuk...tuk...
'...'
As bursts of dull and slow footsteps sounded on the mountain road above the quiet mountain, finally, the panda Abao walked up dejectedly. He seemed to be in a bad mood, so much so that when he saw a certain little boy The girl was sitting here with her mouth full of oil and didn't pay much attention to it.
He just glanced at it lightly, then continued to lower his head and silently walked to the foot of the peach tree step by step.
'well……'
Then, he just squatted there, calmly picking up the ripe peaches that had just been shaken off the peach tree by Little Annie and falling to the ground, and sighed from time to time while eating...
"??"
ヽ(゜Q.)ノ?
Today, when I saw him in that hall, this fat guy was obviously very happy, not to mention how proud he was! But now, when he saw the other person again, he looked so strange, which obviously made little Annie, who had finally finished eating it all, feel a little curious and puzzled.
So, after tilting her little head and thinking about it, she pursed her lips, walked gently in front of the other party, squatted down with her small body, blinked her big green eyes, and raised her head slightly. , just looking at the other party's big face with dark circles under the eyes that was obviously unhappy, and studied it carefully.
(…)
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(Tibbers is very upset now because he found out that a certain bad little master of his family would ignore his protests for the sake of a stupid panda? This is really bullying a bear too much! Just wait, but don’t Let it get the chance, otherwise, even if it doesn’t burn that abominable panda on the spot, it will definitely beat the opponent hard to vent its anger!)
"Hello!"
o(*^▽^*)o
"Fei Bo, why are you looking so sad? What's going on?"
ヾ(*⌒??⌒)??
"I obviously remember..."
"You didn't just choose that dragon warrior today. You can learn that super powerful kung fu right away. From then on, you can hoe the weak and strengthen the strong, act chivalrously, and become the dragon you have only dreamed about." Hero, isn't this something that should be something to be happy about?"
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Yes, the more Annie looked at her, the more curious and puzzled she became about the state of the lethargic fat panda in front of her.
Because when she thought about it, the other party finally chose the Dragon Warrior today, and they immediately suppressed the majesty of the 'Furious Five' or the 'Five Furious Five', detonating the public opinion circles in Peace Valley. Making a super big melon... That kind of thing is like spending two dollars to win a quadrillion jackpot that will never be won. It shouldn't be worthy of the other person dancing with excitement and not wanting to sleep all night. Right?
But look now!
If someone who didn't know saw the other party's dejected and aggrieved look, they would think it was the other party's duck or goose that had been killed, plucked and eaten by others!
"you……"
"You should call me Abao..."
Panda Man Po just raised his head and glanced at a little girl squatting in front of him, and then quickly lowered his head and eyelids, and continued to silently pick up the dusty fruits on the ground. , without even wiping, he opened his mouth and ate one by one.
"I don't want to! People still think it's more affectionate to call you Fat Bo?"
o(^▽^)o
However, the other party no longer insisted and just continued to eat silently, so Annie moved forward again feeling amused.
"Hey! You don't even know how to wipe those fruits on the ground? They are full of dust and bacteria. How dirty are they?"
(￢д￢.)
"Wow! You didn't even spit out the core. Did you really swallow it?"
o(??Д??)っ!
"It's really amazing. No wonder guys like you are called iron-eating beasts in another world. It turns out that not only can you chew bamboo, but you can also chew fruit cores..."
o(??ω??)o
Seeing the way the other party ate the peach without spitting out the pit, and even chewing the peach pit until it made a "clunking" sound, little Annie couldn't help but admire her a little. She finally understood why this kind of animal called panda likes to eat bamboo. It turns out that their teeth are so good?
However, if it were her, she would still prefer sugar cane. Although they are all cut in length and equally hard, sugar cane obviously has more water and sugar! Thinking back to the time when she had chewed other people's bamboo, she still had a fresh memory of that bitter thing.
"Hello!?"
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However, when Annie lowered her body to get to the other side of the other person's big face, she only found that the other person still had his eyelids half drooped, as if she didn't exist?
"Fei Bo, what's wrong with you? Anyway, I have a lot of free time now, and I'm not in a hurry to find a place to sleep. Why don't you tell me what you saw? Maybe, Can anyone else help you?"
(????▽????)?
If she hadn't been very sure about the other party's father, Mr. Ping, the big gray goose, was still busy in the noodle shop in Pinggu Town down the mountain, and complained that her son didn't want it and ran away to practice kung fu, Anne would have really thought that the other party The reason for this is because that big goose that looked like a duck was eaten by so and so!
"..."
Maybe the little girl named Human was a little too noisy, or maybe something the other person said touched a certain nerve in him?
Anyway, Panda Man Po finally stopped picking up peaches from the ground, chewing them and swallowing them with their cores. He then raised his head hesitantly and looked at the person in front of him with smooth and white skin, but only There were some strange animal girls called humans with tiny fluff that were almost invisible to the naked eye, and they asked nervously:
"Annie, are we friends now?"
There are things that Panda Po wants to talk to someone about. If the little girl in front of him is as willing to be his friends as his pig friends and dog friends, he might put all the troubles and grievances in his heart away. Isn’t it necessary to say it all?
"Um……"
(???ω??)
"Friends and stuff like that shouldn't count, right?"
ヾ(????ω??｀)??
"But Feibo, although we have only known each other for less than a day, compared to other animals, I still like you quite a bit! Really, even more than what my Tibbers said to deceive the undead. Be more real!"
(????????-)??
Tibbers's lies are definitely not to be believed, so what Annie just said about liking the other person is only a little bit at most. There are so many sharp nails on her little finger, so there really can't be more.
(!!)
??(ψ｀??′)o
"However, if you want to become someone's friend, it's not impossible, but you have to work harder to have a chance!"
(*??︶??*)
For example, do you work hard to make delicious food so that you can please and bribe her every day? Anyway, if it is something delicious, she will definitely accept it generously and gain a little bit of reputation with her. Once the reputation reaches more than friendly, she will almost have to do it. Considered half a friend.
But seriously speaking, it seems that there are really very few people who can be regarded as friends by Anne herself?
Thinking about it carefully, in so many worlds, although she knew and made friends with many people, most of them were just her playmates, students, subordinates, slaves, subordinates, etc. Just someone with whom I have a good relationship or someone I like to bully, etc.?
Therefore, Anne has really few friends...
And the fat panda in front of her, whom she had only known for less than a day, would never become her friend so quickly. She would not let him gain his reputation so quickly! Now, at best, the neutrality can only be slightly improved.
However, compared to other animals in Peace Valley, she really liked the fat panda in front of her anyway! No matter how she looked at him, he was quite pleasing to the eye. In any case, he would never be like those pigs, rabbits, and black and white swans. When she saw him, she couldn't help but want to catch them and roast them. !
For example: those delicious braised pork, spicy rabbit head, beer goose and so on...
"You kind of like me?"
"But why? Do I really have any advantages?"
Panda Po was at his most depressed and sad right now, so when he heard this weird little human girl in front of him say some nice things about him, he felt like he had grabbed a life-saving straw and hurriedly followed the words. , seems to want the other party to say more quickly, so that he will not feel aggrieved and uncomfortable like now?
"Of course!"
(????????-)??
"For example: You are a panda who is very silly, very fat, easy to bully, and very fun to talk to you. And you usually look a bit naive?"
(????????-)??
(Ha! Dear little master, you might as well not say these words! Just make it take it seriously and make it happy for a while longer.
(lll￢??￢)
——Hearing that a bad little girl said such words when a certain panda was frustrated, even Tibbers, who was a little jealous just now, couldn't stand it... because this was clearly a certain panda. It's not pitiful enough for a bad little guy to look at the other person, so he steps on the other person's fragile heart a few times? )
(!!)
(????????????‖)??
(Great respectable and lovely little master, I realized that I was wrong...)
o(ㄒ??ㄒ)o
(However, it was already too late for Tibbers to beg for mercy...because, his bad little master had already waved his hand and threw him from the mist-shrouded cliff behind like a fruit core just now. Usually thrown down... Presumably, it will have to stay suffocating somewhere at the bottom of the cliff for a whole night.)
"oh oh……?"
"You, you mean..."
Annie's words made Po, a certain panda with dark circles in his eyes, stunned for a moment.
Then soon, the panda who was looking forward to it lowered his head in frustration again, and once again drooped his fat shoulders and small ears in grievance, and began to lower his head and pick up the things that had been eaten by someone one by one. The troubled little girl shook the peach so much that it fell all over the floor, and then started chewing it like a bang.
"really……"
"During the day today, it was really a mistake for Master Oogway to choose me as the dragon warrior... I don't know anything, and I am stupid and fat. There is really a reason why they don't like me..."
As he spoke, Panda Man Po became even more sad.
So much so that he simply sat down on the ground, stretched out his hand to pull, and after gathering a handful of peaches, he picked up the peaches from the ground one by one, regardless of the peach blossoms or soil on them. , just keep stuffing it into his mouth like that, as if keeping eating can make him feel better and make him forget those unpleasant things?
Although he himself knows that doing this will definitely not change other people's opinions of him, but other than this, besides eating, it seems that he really has no other better way... No matter what, no matter what Whether it is Master Raccoon, Tiger Girl, Little Snake, Old Crane, Mantis or Monkey King, they will definitely not change their opinion of him just because of anything he does.
because,
He, the panda Po, was not the dragon warrior they wanted. He was the one who let them down...
"Hello!"
|????ω??`)
"Fei Bo, don't be so impatient to be sad now, tell me quickly, what's wrong with you?!"
(????▽????)?
After having almost enough trouble with the other party, and seeing that the other party seemed not to be happy at all, Annie had no choice but to walk up to the other party, reaching out to play with the other party's black plush little ears, while He tried his best to keep his face straight, suppressing the gloating expression and asked carefully and patiently.
Annie had no idea why the other person was like this, and she didn't know how to comfort a panda, because, in her opinion, as long as she could eat, drink, play and sleep well every day, nothing would really happen. It made her feel sad!
Perhaps, this is why a certain bad bear often calls her heartless?
Of course, she would not easily admit that she was often heartless! At most...at most it's just occasional? !
"..."
Boom~! Boom~!
After a while, maybe he figured it out, maybe he really wanted to find someone to talk to, so Panda Abao finally spoke:
"Is such that……"
"Just now in that hall, Master Raccoon said that he didn't like me... He also said that it would be impossible for someone like me to learn kung fu in this life, and it would be impossible to reach the highest level of kung fu..."
"He said……"
"A guy like me, with fat buttocks, flabby arms, body fat, big belly, poor hygiene, bad breath, slow brain, and weak muscles is really bad. He will never admit that I am The legendary 'Dragon Warrior' also claimed that he would never give me the 'Dragon Book' which contains the secret of infinite power..."
Anyway, he was already very sad now. He felt that it could not get worse, and it was better to have someone to talk to. Po then talked more and more, and thus began to successfully campaign for the Dragon Warrior and join the Emerald. On the first day in the palace, all the unfair treatment he encountered were told like beans.
"If you don't want to give it, don't give it to me. Anyway, there's nothing on it. I've seen it. It's on top..."
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"!!"
(；￣x￣)
Fortunately, Anne kept her mouth shut at the critical moment.
Moreover, her random words did not attract the attention of a panda who was in a state of sorrow. Otherwise, I am afraid that she would have been discovered and peeped at the Divine Dragon Book before. Exposed?
By then, there might be some huge disturbance!
She had heard that those animals were very attached to the blank book. Even a leopard who wanted to take a look at it was defeated by them and captured and imprisoned?
"Woo..."
"You may not know that even the Furious Five, whom I admire most, don't seem to like me..."
Panda Man Po just lowered his eyes and spoke bit by bit with a sob. As for what the little girl had just said or whether she was listening, he didn't care too much, because he just needed someone to listen to him so that he could He can feel better, that's all.
However, when he thought about the Furious Five, whom he regarded as his idol, and who also had countless portraits, books, precious figures and other fan items in his room at home, he was so embarrassed by the Furious Five that he could only look up to. Jie's ridicule and hostility made Abao's mood become more and more depressed.
"Woo..."
"They said that I am not good at practicing kung fu, and I don't have any foundation in kung fu. I will die on the mountain sooner or later..."
"They also said that I can't even touch my toes..."
"You can't even see your feet?!"
Everything else is fine, but there are some opinions that Panda Man Po really doesn’t agree with!
Because, although he does not know any kung fu, he can learn it. He believes that as long as someone is willing to teach him, he will learn it well, he guarantees it!
As for 'can't touch his toes'...well, he really can't touch it, but that little thing doesn't matter, because he can still barely see his toes, at least when he Can you see it when you sit down?
"They also keep laughing at my precious fat..."
Po never thought that one day he would be disliked for being overweight and lose the opportunity to practice kung fu?
That kind of thing is really unfair to him, because no one has ever told him such a thing! If so, maybe he would eat less every day?
Besides, there is actually nothing wrong with being a little fatter. At least he is not afraid of being beaten. Even if he rolls, he can easily break through the wooden man alley and fire dragon array that the Furious Five and the others usually train! Moreover, he can jump into a big river without knowing how to swim without worrying about being drowned. Who among them can do that?
"Oooh!"
(灬??ω??灬)
After hearing what the other person said, little Annie blinked, then looked at the other person up and down again, and silently praised the words of some bad guys in her heart. She fully agreed with those guys. judge!
"..."
(????ω????)
But, since a certain guy is very sad right now, she won't express any more opinions for the time being, lest the other person can't think about it for a while and jump off the cliff?
If she really did that, the other party might crush the bad bear she just threw down, which would be bad. When the time comes, it will be super troublesome for her to wash the brain, blood, or fat, and it will make her sick to death just thinking about it!
"Woo..."
"The people here don't seem to welcome me..."
"They also said that I have no brain, no claws, no wings, no fangs, and no scythes, and that I should not appear here in the Jade Palace..."
"The most powerful tiger girl even said it bluntly: I never belonged here, I don't deserve to stay in the Jade Palace... If I continue to stay, I will definitely bring shame to Kung Fu? If I treat them, treat them If you still have respect for your cause, want to do good for the residents of Peace Valley, and want to make some contribution to everyone, then it’s best to leave before dawn?”
"so……"
So what? Pandaren Po didn’t continue.
Anyway, this is already the case. It is basically certain that except for Master Oogway, who rarely shows up in the Jade Palace, and has not yet made his position clear, no one else welcomes him very much. Even now, even he is vaguely doubting whether he is real. After he had the ability to become a dragon warrior, he had already vaguely thought of giving up.
Maybe, before the sun rises tomorrow, he will leave here, go down the mountain and return to the small town of Heping Valley, and then continue to follow his father, Mr. Ping, to run the small noodle shop well and cook his own food well. In this regard, just treat it as if you were a guest at the Jade Palace for one night. As for Kung Fu or the 'Dragon Warrior', just treat it as a dream and completely forget them all?
Maybe……
perhaps……
Is that the only way it can be?
"ah?"
(*￣△￣*)
"So, are you really planning to go down the mountain by yourself before tomorrow morning?!"
Σ(⊙ω⊙`)? !
Looking at the other party's expression, and recalling the extremely frustrating words the other party just said, Anne couldn't guess what kind of bad plan the other party was making now?
"..."
"I really don't know, my heart is very confused..."
"I am very depressed……"
Damn! Damn!
Boom~!
Gulu! !
Have you said everything and feel that your mood seems to be much better now?
Therefore, the panda man Po, who just wanted to have a good meal and then rush back to help before his father, Mr. Ping, opened his business before dawn, had already made up his mind and was not ready to continue to have any more extravagant thoughts. .
perhaps,
Is what the Furious Five and Master Huniu whom I admire so much said really right? Neither Kung Fu nor the Jade Palace are suitable for him, and Master Oogway choosing himself as the Dragon Warrior is really just a beautiful mistake, right?
"..."
(lll￢ω￢)
"All right!"
ε=(??ο｀*)))Alas
"Because we know each other, and because you have been bullied so miserably by those bad guys, I will mercifully help you with a little favor today!"
╮(╯▽╰)╭
Finally, seeing the honest fat panda in front of her being bullied like this by the guys from the Jade Palace, little Annie, who was a little disdainful, suddenly made up her mind: she was going to help him out in a small way. , teach the other party a little bit, and prepare to give those 'Fantastic Five' and 'Furious Five' a good slap in the face when the time comes?
"???"
Pandaren Po raised his head in confusion and looked at the weird little human girl in front of him. He didn't know why the other person said he could help him.
"Hello!"
??(ψ｀▽′)o
"Fei Bo, people look at you with amazing bones (fat, pitiful and helpless), and you are a unique martial arts wizard (how weird?), so I have a set of super authentic pandas from the world of Azeroth. Do you want to learn the real Kung Fu and super powerful Qi?!"
??乛??乛??
For Queen Anne, who went to Pandaria's Valley of Four Winds Mid-mountain Market two or three times to hang out with those pandaren, she came into contact with and learned about the secret monk heritage of the pandaren, and could understand its secrets at a glance. Yes, it is really too simple for a being like her.
However, because she has never had the chance to use it, and there has never been anyone qualified for her to use that kind of hand-to-hand combat, she has always hidden it and never revealed it. However, that does not mean that she No way!
"???"
"You know kung fu? Just you? Let's forget it. You have little arms and legs, so don't tease me..."
Pandaren Po was stunned for a moment, a trace of expectation flashed in his eyes, but it quickly dimmed again.
Obviously, how could this weird little human girl animal in front of me, who looked like a hairless monkey with thin skin and tender flesh, know Kung Fu and have the ability to teach herself? Therefore, he should not expect too much, and quickly have a good meal of these seemingly delicious peaches in the mountains behind the Jade Palace, and then dare to stand in front of the second-floor window of his house when the early morning sunshine tomorrow morning Just go down the mountain!
"How dare you underestimate this queen?!"
(ー`??ー)
"Here, here you go! Pick up this stick and try to hit me!"
??(ヽ`д′) o——
Seeing the other party's nonchalant look and not believing her at all, Anne immediately became angry!
So, she directly picked up a tough-looking dead branch from the ground that she had just shaken off, and then she couldn't wait to stuff it into the other person's bear paw, pointing at her head and yelling at the other person.
"..."
Maybe it's because his mind is not focused on the little girl in front of him, maybe he's in a bad mood, or maybe it's because his brain isn't working very well?
Anyway, Panda Man Po didn't think much at all. He actually raised his hand and swung the stick at the opponent's cute little head!
Snap~!
??
The next second!
The branch, which could definitely knock out a big fat pig with one blow, was broken as a matter of course. Except for half of it still remaining in the hands of the somewhat dull panda Po, the other half flew directly towards the cliff. I don’t know where it fell...
"!!"
!? (??''????)??
"Wow! You guys really dare to fight?!"
??(ヽ`д′)╭??
Annie was a little angry, because she was just saying it politely, but how could she think that the other party actually made a move on her?
"!!"
"You, you are okay? You, do you really know Kung Fu? Or do you have a tough head!"
Panda Man Po was shocked, and looked at the thick branch in his hand with some disbelief. Looking at the freshness of the fracture, he felt that something as thick as this, even a rhinoceros with the toughest head, would If you don't resist, I'm afraid you will be beaten with a stick by him until you can't stand up for a long time, right?
But now, this little girl animal called a human in front of me seems to be fine at all? !
"snort!!"
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Although she did let the other party hit her just now, when the other party actually hit her, Anne still planned to take revenge!
so……
"Wake up!"
The monk's unique skill: splitting the muscles and bones! !
o(ヽ`д′)┌┛★)`з;??Ah da~!
Little Annie, who must retaliate and feels that she must establish her majesty as Her Majesty the Queen, stepped forward with a sullen face and started to perform the "splitting tendons and bones" hand stunt from the Pandaria Pandaren in the world of Azeroth. !
"???"
I saw her instantly turning into a blurry afterimage, surrounding a stupid panda sitting on the ground, quickly patting and pinching the other person a few times, and then quickly stopped and returned to the original place. Just lying on the ground like a ball of rotten meat, unable to move...
"!!"
"Strange! What's going on? What did you do? Why can't I move?!"
Although he was surprised that the little girl human animal in front of him turned out to be a hidden master, what surprised Pandaman Po now was that he found that after the other party suddenly slapped him in waves, His whole body was so weak that he couldn't move at all, and he couldn't even use half of his strength?
Obviously, this is a good thing done by the other party, and it is also an extremely terrifying fact for him! !
"Of course!"
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"Splitting tendons and staggering bones, as the name suggests: they have just staggered all the bones and tendons in your body that can affect your movements. When you are strong enough to be able to close them slowly, or they take the initiative You won’t be able to move until I close it for you!”
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Hum!
Now, the other party should know how powerful Queen Anne is and that she is also a kung fu master, right?
You know, the Pandaren monk heritage in the world of Azeroth, whether it is the Brewmaster sect that focuses on body training, the Mistweaver sect that focuses on Qigong healing, or the Windwalker sect that just likes fighting, there are three types of monks. She knows all the inherited techniques and mainstream skills!
"!!"
"Are you really a kung fu master? That's right, you must be a kung fu master!"
"you……"
"Can you really teach me?!"
After Panda Po's initial shock and panic, he quickly remembered what the other party had just said about teaching him kung fu. He quickly became excited, and if it hadn't been for his mouth and eyes, he wouldn't have been able to If he couldn't move anywhere, he would definitely get up and rush to the other party and give him a disciple's gift, right?
After all, he can learn kung fu and become a hero hero who respects and loves and extensive, but he has always been unable to see his dreams! And now that there is another good opportunity, he is unwilling to miss anyway!
"Hmm..."
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"Okay! Since people say that they want to teach you, then they can't speak or not, they must be taught ... However, there are three pandas monks here. Weaving Misty and Wind! "
"In addition to all the eighteen universal skills that all monks must cultivate, there are thirty -two changes in Jiuxianliu. There are thirty -three decisions of weaving fogging.
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"So, which one do you have to learn?"
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The three complete inheritance of the monks focuses on different directions. If they are taught, it must be very troublesome. Therefore, in order to be lazy, I do n’t think that the other party can learn all Xiao Anni, so I only intend to teach this round panda. One of the branches.
Anyway, you can only teach one. It really cannot be more, because it is likely to waste a lot of time, and she is definitely unwilling to waste too much time on this less familiar guy.
"ah……"
"What is the difference between them? Which is the most powerful?!"
It sounds very powerful, and the pandan Abao, who is sure that the kind of kung fu, continues to spread softly on the ground so softly, and asked with the face that he could control.
"Should it be almost the same? But, they are at most different directions?"
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"Jiuxianliu pays attention to refining, and it is very resistant to learning after learning, but you still need to learn brewing, but how can you learn how to make wine, people are not very good ..."
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Master Annie said: She only eats, and she never drinks those bitter and spicy boring drinks. She will definitely not make wine, so if she can, she does not want the other party to choose the wine fairy.
"The qigong of the woven monk tends to be treated. It blends the mystery of pandas martial arts and traditional herbal medicine. Tell you slowly if you want to learn? "
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"Finally, it's the wind!"
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"The kung fu master of the emerald palace you know is almost the same. They are all martial arts martial arts warriors who are good at fisting kung fu! I remember, their pandas also wrote a poem, called Qingfeng Water wave ripples are flat, Yunbu is ascending the dragon and tiger crane shape, the world reincarnation is alone, and the chivalrous rivers and lakes are grouped? "
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"Now!"
"Come on, Pandaren Abao, which one do you have to learn?!"
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Some impatient Annie began to ask.
Actually, she has regretted it now, because it doesn't seem to be an easy task to teach a monk? And if it wasn't for her accidental opening, maybe she had already slipped up?
However, although she wants to teach, she only teaches one kind. If the other party dares to say, she promises that she will go and go other places to go other places.
"..."
"Master! Master! If you are willing to learn more, you will teach me the martial arts of the wind !!"
Raising his eyes and looking at a serious little girl for a while, and considered it for a long time under his heart. It wasn't until he saw the other person's impatient look, and the Pandaren Abao hurriedly excitedly shed the tears of fortunately. I hurriedly opened my choice.
He didn't know which one of the monks of Jiu Xianliu, Weaving Misty, and the Wind of the Wind is the best, but he only knows that the more you eat when eating buns? However, there are thirty -seven of martial arts in the wind, obviously the most of the three, so he took it for granted that it would be no wrong to pick up more!
"Okay, so ..."
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"Eh?"
∑(??△｀)? !
After hearing the other party's answer, Xiao Anni suddenly discovered that in the stone stairs in front of the stone ladder, she suddenly found that an old turtle was holding a lantern to walk to the chief. On the peach tree's cliff platform, she looked at her and was lying on the ground but was completely unable to move a panda?
"oh?"
"I'm curious about this ..."
"In the middle of the night, the two of you ... In the wisdom peach tree from the mysterious sediment in the Emerald Palace, what are you doing?"
After the old turtle was surprised at the beginning, he quickly recovered, and then continued to walk around the ground with peach blossoms and fruit, while looking at the panda on the ground, while using inexplicable eyes to look at the herself. I have seen strange creatures asking.
It was strange that the creature that looked like a monkey was strange, because he found that the other party had never been in his perception, and if he hadn't come here, he thought that only the one was lying on the ground. I don't know why the panda is flowing in tears!
"Well..."
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Annie was thinking, how to answer the question of the turtle that looks a bit and cunning in front of her? Because she knew that the other party would definitely not be as good as a stupid panda. This kind of old guy who didn't know how many years he lived, how smart it is?
"Tibbers..."
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However,
When she just wanted to ask her little bear Tibes had any idea, she quickly returned to God, because ah ... a bad guy just seemed to have been thrown to the cliff to go down?
"I see ..."
"He seemed to be staggered by some very clever means to open the joints of his arms and legs and bones. Of course, maybe those tendons?"
"Well……"
"Very powerful ... I can do all of this without such thick fat and not hurt his body, then you must be a very powerful kung fu master. Mysterious Master? "
The old turtle did not care about Xiao Anni's anxiety and slightly annoying gaze. He just turned around around the panda Abao A Baoyao. Then he stretched out his long neck and went down to study for a while, and finally sighed and said.
Now things are clearly, although he has never seen this animal like a monkey in front of him, and does not know what the other person belongs or from ... but, Master Turtle only knows that the other party's kung fu must be the kung fu. Very very mysterious, maybe, it will definitely not be worse than the magical qigong masters I have seen when they are young and they have seen?
"ah….."
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"that……"
"Well, my name is Annie, Annie Hasta! I am glad to see you, this smart old turtle ..."
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There is no good way for the time being, and when Tibes was thrown into the mountains and did not find it back, Annie had to vomit his tongue and dressed as a ghostly face towards the other person, and he generously herself. Introduced, I also told my name for the first time.
"oh!"
"I am glad to know you ... I am the turtle master here, a old turtle that has lived for more than 600 years ..."
When I heard the other party's words, pondered the other party's name, felt that the name was very Zen machine, and once again felt the anger of the other person, and found that the other party still did not exist in front of himself. The Master Turtle squeezed and introduced himself slowly.
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