In the middle of the Jade Palace, there is a luxurious martial arts training platform made of stone and decorated with beautiful jade, gold and other precious objects. The mantises were going back and forth among them, fighting fiercely.
'Hey! '
✴Bang~!
'ha! '
✴Boom~!
'watch out! '
'Well done! ! '
✴✴Boom boom! !
"..."
(„վ▽վ„)
Long before the competition started, Anne came to the Jade Palace with the rabbits, geese, and pigs, and found a seat at the front of the second floor of the Jade Palace. She sat on the railing on the second floor, holding her arms. Her little bear, Tibbers, blinked his beautiful big green eyes, opened his mouth slightly, and looked with interest at the "Furious Five" and "Furious Five" who were playing well. Heroes.
Yes, it just looks good, and there’s really nothing else...
From Annie's point of view, their kind of fighting competition where you come and go with punches and kicks, the "hum" sounds from time to time, and the compressed and oscillating airflows produced by the fists and kicks that seem to be very bluffing. , is it just more of a performance?
As for the so-called 'Five Furious Five' or 'Five Furious Five', the power of those five animals is only average in Annie's opinion. However, compared to the residents of Peace Valley, compared to those pigs Rabbits and geese, the strength of those five animals is obviously at a relatively high level, which can probably be seen from the hysterical applause and cheers of the surrounding audience.
"..."
(ˉ▽￣~)Cut~~
However, Anne did not participate in the enthusiastic cheers of the residents of the so-called "Peace Valley", which was mainly composed of fat pigs, black and white swans, and rabbits, because she felt that the fireworks just set off Could it be much more fun and interesting than the current fighting?
Anyway, those messy things like the so-called 'Five Furious Five' or 'The Furious Five', whose power is still at the mortal level, is obviously not enough for Queen Anne! However, the strength of other people is their business. At most, she just comes along to watch the excitement. She will definitely not interfere in other people's affairs easily.
"..."
๑乛◡乛๑
However, compared to the fierce fighting scenes inside the Jade Palace, and compared to the 'performances' of the Furious Five that seemed to be very bluffing, Anne obviously put more of her thoughts on the outside. He turned towards a certain black and white figure who was trying his best to climb in and watch the game.
Isn’t this?
While the residents of Peace Valley, those pigs, geese, and rabbits who could all talk were still happily raising their arms and cheering for the Furious Five performing on the field, she couldn't bear it from time to time. Zhu cast his gaze outside the courtyard wall of the Jade Palace.
Because, outside, the super fat panda pastry chef Abao, nicknamed "Fat Bo", is trying various ways to get into the courtyard wall to watch the game? But it is a pity that even if he tried every possible method, even if he tried banging the door, hammering the door, banging the door, climbing the wall, peeping, poles, bending bamboos, climbing trees, etc., in the end he would still I can't get in...
Therefore, when little Annie looked outside again, she found that the guy was sitting on the steps outside. He was sitting pitifully on the top step with his fat chin propped up. I was in a daze, not knowing what sad and sad things I was thinking about!
'...'
'...'
'! ! '
'Dwellers of Peace Valley, the contest is over! Our turtle master is about to select the much-anticipated dragon warrior! '
'Now, all be silent! '
'Bang the drum! ! '
At this time, when the Furious Five ended their short sparring session and began to enter the performance stage, entering those insignificant garbage time, I don’t know what Master Turtle and Master Raccoon said on the stone platform directly above the ring. Finally, the little raccoon took a step forward and shouted at the residents of Peace Valley with powerful words. He quickly calmed down the scene and made the entire lively and noisy venue instantly quiet.
Because now the exciting moment is coming soon. That is the main purpose of the residents of Peace Valley - to witness Master Oogway selecting the legendary 'Dragon Warrior' who can save the world and guard peace. The whole process!
"..."
(ー`´ー)
"Tibbers, look at it, it's so obvious that they are just trying to make things up!"
"People have discovered that the old turtle's mental power has been scanning those five animals back and forth on the 'Fantastic Five' for a long time. They have never thought about choosing an outsider, but now it seems that they have made up their minds. Are you determined and focused on the most powerful tiger?"
o(｀^´)oHmph!
Others may not be able to see it, but Anne can see it clearly!
Obviously, none of the Furious Five or the Furious Five can satisfy the old turtle who is always there, but there is no way. It seems that the Furious Five are already the top beings in the entire Peace Valley. , so now it can only choose the tall one from a group of short ones?
Anyway, Annie already knew the shady story. The old turtle had no choice but to reluctantly choose the tigress to be the dragon warrior.
but……
"..."
ε=(´ο｀*)))Alas
Looking at a fat panda outside who was messing around and didn't seem to give up completely, Annie couldn't help but sigh.
Knowing too many things and being able to know the results in advance may be the disadvantage...
Because she has seen the outcome of some things in advance. Obviously, something will happen that will surprise everyone later! However, Annie didn't want to interfere. Instead, she thought it was quite interesting, and planned to secretly help the fat panda outside later, such as... secretly lighting the fuse for the fireworks tied to the bamboo chair. , and guide the opponent's landing point or something?
(„ಡωಡ„)
Anyway, that kind of little thing is not difficult for Anne, so it just requires a simple idea? Besides, she was quite familiar with that panda. Compared to a certain unknown tigress, she was definitely more inclined to the panda outside.
(…)
(●￣(ｴ)￣●)
…
'...'
'...'
In the Jade Palace, people were watching intently and with bated breath as a certain old turtle, playing tricks on others, stretched out its long black claws and swung between the Furious Five, waiting for the other party to make the final decision.
However, this time the change finally happened!
Whoosh~!
☄
boom! ! !
After bursts of fireworks and beautiful bursts of light that amazed everyone, a certain guy who was very attractive fell from the sky and crashed into Master Oogway... and almost died, at this time, Master Oogway's claw, the long claw that determines who can be elected as the Dragon Warrior, actually stopped right in front of the intruder's nose?
for a long time……
'Thank God...'
'Give us dragon warriors! He is - Panda Man Po! ! ! '
Wow~!
Bang~! Bang~! Bang~!
When a certain 'Rocket Bear' made of fireworks screamed and fell from the sky, and accidentally hit the old turtle who was reaching out to point at Tigress, one of the Furious Five... Dramatically, After a certain old turtle who was deeply surprised decided to make the mistake, the entire Jade Palace band began to celebrate together with the audience in the Peace Valley, beating gongs and drums and cheering loudly.
'Whoaaah~! '
'Yeah~! '
'Very good! '
'Long live the panda! ! '
'Dragon warrior! Dragon Warrior! '
'Fat wave! Fat wave! '
'That's Po...'
'Dragon warrior! Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! '
The animals shouted as loud as they could. It was obvious that a panda who was just selling noodles and had no Kung Fu skills was successfully selected by Master Oogway as a legendary 'Dragon Warrior'. It seemed that he was really better than the Furious Five. Which one of the heroes is chosen as a dragon warrior to make the residents of Peace Valley feel more excited and happy?
perhaps,
The reason why they are so hysterical is because they hate the rich or the privileged class?
Or is it because they feel that their residents in the Valley of Peace, at the bottom of the world, still have a little chance of advancement and hope, and are surprised and happy to celebrate?
"..."
(ˉ▽￣~)Cut~~
but,
No matter what they were thinking, Annie had quietly left her previous position at this time, and instead squeezed away the cheering pigs and rabbits who could only look at but not eat them, and began to take advantage of others' absence. When he was paying attention, he quietly wandered into the palace complex further inside the Jade Palace.
"Let's go, let's go!"
♪٩(´ᵕ｀๑)۶⁾⁾
"Tibbers, there seems to be nothing interesting here. Let's go somewhere else first, right?"
-=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Annie would not get together with a group of pig heads, a group of rabbits and geese that can only be seen but not eaten to cheer for a fat and stupid panda, so she finally squeezed out of the crowd and started a The person went to the back of the Jade Palace.
(Dear little master, this is the busiest time here. Are you really going to leave like this and not play with them for a while?
Σ(⊙㉨⊙`)?
——Tibbers is a little puzzled, because right now, in that arena, countless residents of Peace Valley are cheering and making noise with the Pig Ceremony and Black Swan guards of the Emerald Palace, setting off fireworks and waving ribbons vigorously. , logically speaking, isn't that the kind of scene that a certain bad little master of his family likes the most? )
"No, what's there to see? Anyway, we've finished the selection. Let's go for a walk in the mountains and ignore them for now!"
o(｀^´)o
After taking a look at a certain fat panda in the middle of the ring, surrounded by a large group of animals that could only be seen but not eaten, little Annie turned her head away with disdain and took advantage of the fact that no one was there. Attention, I slipped directly to the top of the Jade Palace and started wandering around alone in this building complex.
As for the poor Fat Bo who was inexplicably elected as a dragon knight, the poor panda Po was ruthlessly left behind by little Annie.
Although she had secretly helped the other party just now, she obviously didn't plan to care too much about what happened next.
(Um... Dear young master, looking at the direction you are walking in, are you planning to steal the 'Dragon Heavenly Book' and the scroll placed in the main hall at the back?
(͡°㉨͡°ʋ)
——It doesn't matter to Tibbers whether a certain bad little master joins in the fun, but the direction the other party is taking now has betrayed some of her thoughts, and she can't help but ask this question again. )
"!!"
!? (•''•۶)۶
"Steal? You're the one who steals things! People don't care about those things, they just want to see them..."
o(′～`●)o=3=3=3
Well, Anne did have that idea subconsciously, but now that a certain bad bear said that, she suddenly changed her mind and didn't want to go! So, being stubborn, she simply turned in another direction and planned to go to the back hill of the Jade Palace to see what fun and interesting things there were.
As for scrolls and stuff...
Although she really, really wanted to watch it, she didn't want to wait for a moment, and her heart was even more burning, as if there was a nasty kitten scratching her? However, since what a certain hateful little bear just said was so unpleasant, and since no one could take that scroll or something away, she could just take it easy and wait for another day...or tomorrow when she has time. Go take a peek again?
(…)
(lll￢㉨￢)
(Dear little master, there is no one in the hall now, and it is very noisy outside, so no one must have noticed... Although you can go there anytime, but if you go and take a peek now, Maybe it's the most suitable opportunity?
ʕ๑¯㉨¯๑ʔ
——Noting the tangled expression on his master's little face, Tibbs, who didn't want to be secretly resented for such a trivial matter, quickly spoke out to persuade him again. After all, it is impossible for the little master of the Tibbers family to steal anything, and things like the Time Stone or the Land of Fire are actually all 'exchanged' with strength, and are all legal property? )
"!!"
Σ(⊙ω⊙`)?
"Eh? It seems so! Then..."
(„ಡωಡ„) Hehehe
"Tibbers, if we just go and take it down for a look and don't intend to take it away, then it must be okay, right?"
↜(ψ｀▽′)o
Although taking it without telling you is stealing, if you just take it off for a look and then put it back properly, then there is definitely no problem! Even that approach is actually a bit bad, but as long as the owner doesn't discover it, and as long as what you see doesn't come out indiscriminately, it's definitely okay!
─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)
After thinking about it, comforting herself, and convincing herself, little Annie turned around again and ran towards the hall where the Divine Dragon Book was placed, which she had subconsciously wanted to go to just now.
(…)
ε=(´㉨｀●)))Alas
The fun and chaos outside the Jade Palace continued for a long, long time...
About an hour or two later, when it was getting dark and the cheering and celebrating people gradually dispersed and went down the mountain with satisfaction, a certain animal unexpectedly became a 'Dragon Warrior' and was carried here to preserve the 'Dragon Book'. The Pandaren Po in the mysterious Emerald Green Dragon Hall was looking around nervously and excitedly.
'...'
'Oh my god, is this the mysterious Dragon Warrior Hall? Wow! This is really great! ! '
In the past, as a common low-level panda in the Peace Valley and a noodle shop owner, it was simply impossible for him to come here and have a look! At most, it's just a peephole outside the Jade Palace gate to watch the Five Heroes practicing martial arts and kung fu in the ring today?
And now, the people from the Jade Palace took the initiative to throw me into this coveted place? Therefore, the panda man Po couldn't help but tiptoe with some anxiety, and at the same time he wandered around and touched with great excitement.
'Well? '
'These are twenty green dragon pillars, really made of jade...'
'! ! '
'Look at this floor, my God, it's all made of the finest glass jade! It's amazing, if dad sees it, he will definitely find a way to get a piece of it and sell it for money! '
Click~!
'ah! '
'It's so tightly laid that I can't even dig it out...'
I tried to use my sharp claws to dig hard in a corner where no one would notice, but found that except for leaving a little white mark on it, I couldn't get rid of the thick emerald floor. Po, the panda man, had no choice but to give up with regret.
'This is……'
'Flying Rhino Master's armor? Look at the knife marks and impacts here, it’s really shocking! '
'! ! '
'This, this is the Hero's Blade? '
'The legendary sword that blows and breaks off hair. If you look closer, you might be injured by the sword's light. The orangutan Guan Tianyu's Qinglong head-cutting sword? ! '
'Is this the invisible staff of destiny? It's really completely invisible, you can't even touch it with your hands...'
'and this! '
'The legendary 'Ur of Warrior Whispers' that seals the soul of an entire Heavenly Book Army? ! '
'Wow! '
'and this……'
When he found items that only appeared in the oral legends of the residents of Peace Valley appearing in front of him, the panda man Abao felt extremely excited and rare, so he quickly forgot about those people who had brought him up. The purpose of getting here is to just run around, look around, touch and marvel, as if I want to see all the things I have only heard and seen in portraits or legends. ?
"Hi~!"
|˛˙꒳˙)❤
"!!"
"Wow! You, you, you, why are you here?!"
Ouch!
Bang~!
Suddenly, Pandaren Po, who had just wandered out from behind a green dragon emerald pillar and was about to go to the other side of the hall to take a closer look, was frightened by a little guy who suddenly poked his head out from behind the pillar. With a cry of surprise, he threw his head back and fell to the floor.
"strangeness!"
(￢_￢)
"You can be here, why can't others be here?!"
๑乛◡乛๑
Anne would not tell the other party that she had just read the 'Dragon Heavenly Book' that the other party dreamed of, the 'Wordless Heavenly Book' inside the green scroll tube carved with jade and decorated with gold!
It's a pity that the scroll inside has no words at all, even after she used the identification technique to identify it, because, it is just an ordinary, smooth scroll made of special woven fabric. Just a blank scroll with a faint silhouette of a human figure?
"Right……"
Panda Abao nodded. Just as he was about to stop worrying about why the other person was here, he quickly came to his senses:
"etc!"
"This is wrong! I can come here because I am a 'Dragon Warrior' and someone who wants to become a 'Dragon Hero', but why can you, a hairless little monkey, come here?!"
Panda Man Po still doesn't know what kind of animal the little guy in front of him is, so he can only call him "hairless little monkey" for the time being. After all, the other party looks a lot like a golden monkey in every aspect. At most, there are only some differences in the color of the eyes, hair, skin, hands and feet, etc.?
"!!"
(ಠ╭╮ಠ)
"You are the hairless little monkey! She is a human being, a little girl! Also, have you ever seen what a human being is?!"
(ˉ▽￣~)Cut~~
If this wasn't someone else's house, if there weren't those black swan guards outside, if there wasn't an old turtle and a little raccoon silently watching this place in the distance, Annie might have said that this person in front of her had not been She's a monkey guy, and she's going to beat up this idiot who can only be saved from extinction through legislative protection and artificial breeding!
"never seen it……"
"Are humans hairless animals like you?"
"Also, is the national treasure you told me about before going up the mountain today true? Have you seen something that looks the same as me?"
Although a lot of things happened today, the panda Po, who had already reluctantly settled down, couldn't help but ask about the things that interested him.
"..."
(๑վ‸վ๑)
"Humans are not hairless animals! Let me tell you, the book says this: Humans are defined as creatures that can use language, have complex social organizations and technological development?"
(*^▽^*)☝
Having said that, Anne had to admit that the pigs, geese, rabbits, red pandas (raccoons?), turtles, tigers, monkeys, snakes, cranes and mantises she saw in Peace Valley looked exactly like other animals. Wait, can all animals be classified into the category of 'human'?
And if you think about it this way, is it not wrong for the other party to say that humans are an 'animal'? At the same time, this should be the reason why she is always reluctant to eat those animals that can talk and have intelligence. Even if sometimes she really wants to eat, she will try to restrain herself. After all, that kind of thing is It's always not good.
"I seem to understand a little bit..."
"So, you little guy is an animal called a 'human'? But what about a national treasure? You said it earlier, you said I was a national treasure. I heard you say that, don't even think about denying it! "
Abao doesn't want to care about what kind of animal that 'human' is. He just wants to know: What is the national treasure? Has the other party seen a 'national treasure' panda that looks exactly like him?
Speaking of which, he had long suspected that he was not Mr. Ping's biological son, because he looked nothing like him! He doesn't have the kind of beak that daddy has, nor does he have the kind of useful webs, nor does he have waterproof feathers or wings that can fly!
He actually realized when he was very young: the dozens of sons and daughters of Mr. Pig and Mrs. Pig were all pigs, the rabbit family were all rabbits, and the eggs hatched from the eggs of the neighbor's gray goose were all geese. It just so happened that his Abao was fat, big, and black and white, and looked nothing like his father, Mr. Ping!
Therefore, if possible, he really wanted to hear more news about his national treasure from the mouth of the little girl animal named human in front of him.
"You want to ask about the 'national treasure'..."
(„ಡωಡ„)
Thinking of those cute and honest guys she saw in the zoo, and then thinking about the animals living in Pandaria she saw in the world of Azeroth, little Annie couldn't help but hesitate, not knowing what she should introduce to them. A world 'national treasure' is better.
"Okay, let me tell you about it then!"
ꉂ(｡•̀ꌂ-)✧
Finally, little Annie thought about it and decided to talk to the other party about a certain kind of 'national treasure'. After making a small face at the other party, she continued to walk around the hall and look at those things. While slowly explaining the messy things to the other party, he began to instill some strange knowledge into the other party.
(…)
(lll￢㉨￢)
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…
I don’t know how long it took, but after Little Annie and Panda Man Po took a tour of the Emerald Green Dragon Temple and looked at the books, objects, other random things and carvings stored inside, She suddenly disappeared when the other party turned around, leaving only a stupid panda who was confused and started to wander around the hall.
'...'
'Hello! '
'Have you seen enough? What are you looking for? '
After a while, when Abao realized that he couldn't find the little girl and was about to shout to call her out, suddenly, a majestic old voice suddenly sounded behind him.
"?!"
The sudden sound startled Po again.
"..."
"Oh! Sorry, it turns out to be you, respected Master Raccoon, when did you come here?"
He was only looking for rare things and looking for a certain little girl, completely forgetting the time and completely forgetting where he was. After hearing someone's voice, the panda man A Bao turned around in fright and saw not far away. The guy who was standing in front of the puddle of water without knowing when, and who was slightly shorter than a little girl called a human - Master Raccoon!
Master Raccoon is the disciple of Master Oogway, the first generation of Zen Buddhism, and one of the 'Fantastic Five' of the previous generation! At the same time, the other party is still the current head of the Jade Palace! Therefore, given the opponent's identity and status, for the panda Abao who had just become a 'Dragon Warrior', he must be the kind of being that he could not offend and would not dare to offend.
"that……"
"Are you here specifically to teach me the super kung fu in the Dragon Book that only the legendary 'Dragon Warrior' can learn?"
He respectfully walked up to the other party, and after bowing first, Abao shyly leaned over excitedly and asked the other party cautiously.
"snort!"
"Stupid panda! Your ideas are still too naive. I can tell you clearly: you are not and cannot be a dragon warrior!"
"Do you know how much trouble you have caused to our Jade Palace because of your chaos today? Also, do you know how heavy the burden and expectations are on the 'Dragon Warrior'? Pandaren Bao, do you know that you almost ruined everything!!"
What baffled Pandaren Po was that Master Raccoon not only did not teach him the true kung fu from the legendary Dragon Book as he imagined, but instead walked towards him with a straight face, And you just scolded him for no reason, as if he had done something extremely sinful, completely unreasonable?
"you……"
"This this……"
Panda Abao, who had no idea what was going on or why the other party was angry, was intimidated by the other party's aura. He could only take a big step back and timidly looked at the other party holding the Something like a flute began to circle around and point at him, shaking his head and commenting.
"Pandaren Po!"
"Perhaps you don't know, right? Only after you have cultivated to the highest level of kung fu can you possibly understand the secrets in the Divine Dragon Book..."
"And for people like you, it's completely impossible!"
"Look at your fat butt, this saggy butt. I'm afraid it's worse than those stupid pigs in Peace Valley, right?"
Snapped!
✴
After the evaluation, Master Raccoon seemed a little annoyed and slapped the opponent on the buttocks.
'Ouch! '
After being scolded right away and slapped again without understanding what was going on, Po could only scream in surprise and reluctantly kept his precious one. He had to eat a lot of food every day. To maintain the buttocks.
"snort!"
"Look at your arms again. How much strength can all this fat and fat give you?"
"Also, what I can't stand the most is your ridiculous belly! Please tell me loudly, Pandaren Po, where is your waist? Can you point it out to me?!"
puff!
✴
Bang! !
✴
The more he looked, the more angry he became, and the more he looked, the more he felt that the other person was not a kung fu practitioner. Master Raccoon viciously used the bamboo flute in his hand to hit the other person's arms and belly, as if he wanted to hit them a few more times. Will it become smaller?
You know, when he and Master Oogway decided to restart the 'Dragon Scroll' a few days ago, planning to select dragon warriors and pass down the Dragon Book that represents unlimited power, they never thought that such a one would be selected. Ridiculous panda's!
'Oh~! '
As the raccoon master from the Emerald Palace scolded and slapped the flute in his hand, after a few moments, the panda man Po, who only felt the sharp pain from the scolding and the slap from the flute, screamed in pain and stepped back several feet. He continued until he was farther away from the raccoon master who didn't know why he hated him so much, then he sat down on the emerald-paved floor, and at the same time he hurriedly rubbed his legs, feet, arms and belly vigorously.
"Ah……"
"Panda Po, listen to me! You can't be a dragon warrior, and you will never be a dragon warrior... I know that you are just the son of a noodle shop owner. You do nothing but roll noodles and cook. Yes, you are worse than any goose guard in the Jade Palace!"
"So, you think I will hand over the secret of infinite power like the 'Dragon Book' into your hands?!"
After saying that, Master Raccoon, who was extremely angry and laughing, narrowed his eyes and warned the other party sinisterly.
If he was more shocked when he was at the venue, and maybe he still had a little bit of hope in his heart, now after thoroughly understanding everything about this damn panda, including the other party's family and physical fitness , he was already completely disappointed with the other party.
He just wanted to try his best to drive the other party away from his Emerald Palace before Master Oogway made up his mind and handed the scroll to the other party.
Because doing that would only bring benefits but no harm to the other party, the people in their Jade Palace, or the people of Peace Valley. Therefore, it would be best for the other party to retreat in spite of the difficulties? Besides, he really couldn't tell that the fat guy in front of him would be someone who could endure hardships and learn kung fu. Even if he wanted to train him, it would be too late.
"ah!?"
"No! Master Raccoon, you can't do that!"
"You know, everyone has seen that I am the dragon warrior appointed by Master Oogway in public, and I am destined to become the 'Dragon Warrior'! Also, I, Ah Bao, am a national treasure, you must not do that to me!!"
The panda man Abao was anxious, and he quickly got up and covered the pain on his body, and comically rushed to Master Raccoon, grinning in pain and protesting loudly towards him.
Although, it was indeed a beautiful misunderstanding at the beginning, but now Po has gradually accepted his title of 'Dragon Warrior' and is willing to accept everything! Furthermore, this is his last and best chance to learn real kung fu in the Jade Palace. That is his dream, and he will not give up easily no matter what, unless he accepts his fate and returns to his father's noodle shop. , become a third-generation noodle maker and a lifelong noodle shop owner?
"ridiculous!"
"Master Oogway is already an old fool. Choosing you is the stupidest decision! I will not let him make such a dangerous and bad decision at such a difficult moment!"
If Master Oogway chooses any of the five disciples of Master Raccoon, he will naturally have nothing to say, because the five of them have been trained by him for many years, and their kung fu has reached the point of perfection. Naturally, He is qualified to read the Divine Dragon Book and understand the secrets in the scroll.
but……
If it were the panda in front of him who had no kung fu skills and was extremely fat, it would definitely be a huge disaster! It is a disaster for both the Jade Palace and the residents of Peace Valley!
So, considering the terrible things they were about to face, that was something that Master Raccoon would never allow to happen.
"etc!"
"Hmph! Panda, that 'national treasure' you just said, what does that mean?!"
In anger, Master Raccoon finally asked about the weird word that suddenly popped out of the other person's mouth just now, because he seemed to have never heard of that word before? Moreover, he didn't think the guy in front of him would be a treasure.
"ah!"
"I, I don't know what that means. That was told to me by a little human girl who was here just now..."
After saying that, a certain panda began to look around, as if he wanted to find the little girl who had just told him a lot of things and kept praising him as an incredible national treasure in this mysterious hall that was already slightly dark?
It's a pity that he had already searched for him just now, and now in a hurry, he couldn't even find the shadow of the other party, and he didn't know where he was hiding.
"Little girl? Human?"
"Where is she? Why didn't I see it?!"
In surprise, Master Raccoon followed the other party's gaze and scanned the hall, but he quickly came to his senses and turned cold again.
"She was clearly here just now. She is a very rare human..."
Abao was a little unsure, because he didn't know when the other party disappeared, and he didn't know if the other party was still here.
"Nonsense!"
"I have never heard of a 'human' animal. Are you crazy? Also, this is the Jade Palace that is heavily guarded. Master Oogway and I are here. Who can break in here?" Come?"
In Master Raccoon's sensitive mind, in this hall and within a few hundred steps around them, except for the stupid panda in front of them, there were only people from their Jade Palace, and there was no one named from outside at all. 'Human' little girl! And if it really existed, there was no way he and Master Oogway hadn't discovered it until now!
"But, she was here just now..."
Abao was very sure that the little girl he just saw was here. She also talked to him a lot and told him a lot of strange and interesting knowledge. She also ate noodles in his noodle shop earlier. , and even gave him a coin that made his father, Mr. Ping, change his attitude!
His father can vouch for that kind of thing, and no matter how stupid he is, he will never forget it so quickly. Therefore, he will never lose his mind and go crazy.
"I understand, you are just hallucinating..."
Master Raccoon shook his head. He did not intend to get entangled with his opponent on the inconsequential issue just now. He just wanted to say one more thing, and then let the other party give up the unrealistic idea of becoming a 'Dragon Warrior' and get off the mountain as soon as possible. go?
"No! I didn't. She even went to our noodle shop to eat noodles today and said she wanted to eat..."
Before the word 'meat' could be said, Abao, knowing the seriousness of the matter, quickly covered his mouth.
"Anyway, according to her, beating me like you just did will lead to jail time?"
"Master Raccoon, you may not know, right? In a place called Earth, the treatment of a red panda like you is definitely not as good as that of a national treasure like me! You must give me that thing, the Dragon Book , because I am a national treasure, I am the most qualified to become a 'Dragon Warrior'!"
Remembering that he had just arrived here, and the strange little girl he met here before Master Raccoon came here, and what she said, Panda Man Po began to feel confident and raised his arms proudly. He lifted his chin, making a look of disdain.
Because if what that little human girl said is right, then his Abao, his Fei Bo, who is unique in the Peace Valley, should enjoy all kinds of privileges! For example, you can live in a kind of mansion called a "zoo" every day, and then be served by many beautiful humans who eat, drink and sleep well. You don't have to do any work, just "act cute"?
Of course, his Abao doesn't have so many requirements, and he doesn't want any beautiful human breeders. He just wants the raccoon master in front of him to quickly hand over the Dragon Book to him, and then let him eat delicious food in the Jade Palace from now on. Just live in a nice place.
'...'
After staring at the panda in front of him with his eyes wide open for a while, Master Raccoon suddenly narrowed his eyes, raised his eyebrows, and then resolutely raised his hand again. hard bamboo flute.
"you!"
"I will make you a national treasure!"
Snap~!
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The head of the flute slapped the panda's paw in a cunning manner, which the panda stretched out proudly, as if it wanted to ask for something from him. Perhaps because of his shortness of breath, the force of the slap made the other's fingers instantly swell.
'Ah~! '
'pain! pain! pain! '
A certain panda howled miserably on the spot...
"snort!"
"What's wrong with beating you? You still want me to go to jail?!"
Poof~! !
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Immediately afterwards, the flute slapped the opponent's fat and loose buttocks horizontally with inner strength, and the skin, flesh and fat on it vibrated layer by layer like waves throughout the body.
Not to mention that the other party is not the dragon warrior, and it is not the so -called god dragon hero. Even if the other party really becomes the disciple of the Emerald Palace and has obtained the inheritance of Shenlong Tianshu, he can punish the other party at will, and he can also punish the other party at will. For example, like this now?
'Ouch~! '
That painful fierceness made a panda slam down and jumped up.
"You still dare to hide?"
"I let you treat you high !!"
Boom~!
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The last hit knocking on the panda with funny dark circles and white hair heads, the opponent rolled his eyes directly and softened to the gorgeous glass species in the hall. On emerald floor.
'...'
As a result, the Pandaren Abao was lying so gorgeously ...
"snort!"
"The sister -in -law can't teach too!"
Seeing that the other party was fainted by himself, Master Raccoon snorted his back behind his back, and he walked out of his back with his back, sideways.
He didn't care about the guy who fainted on the ground of the temple, because he knew that he was not too heavy, and when the other party would naturally wake up! However, he hoped that after the other party woke up, he could retreat, and went down the mountain before dawn, and continued to return to the noodles in the town of Heping Valley to sell noodles?
After all, in some things, he feels that he will definitely not be the other person's sexuality, innocence, active, playful, childish, and stupid panda! Kung Fu and Dragon Samurai or something, for each other, can only be used as a dream, and now, he has completely awakened the other person's dream.
"..."
"No, I have to talk with Master Turtle again !!"
When I walked to the door, I looked back at the panda lying on the emerald floor behind her and looked back. Master of the Raccoon gritted her teeth, and at the same time as the door was pushed out, she also set up a certain determination.
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