lll￢ω￢)
The twisted and disgusting mass of red rotten flesh was twisting and expanding at the bottom of the crater... Even Annie, who was munching popcorn on the edge of the crater, saw a little bit of the other person. The beating heart and some colorful and ugly internal organs that grew out of the rotten flesh?
"..."
٩(๛˘³˘)۶Hmph!
Then, after enduring for a long time, she couldn't bear to hit the pit with a shattering fire and completely burn the disgusting thing. Then she curled her lips and walked to another place with her little bear. It seemed that she planned to wait for the other party to be fully resurrected. Come here again, lest she see something disgusting that affects her appetite for snacks?
(…)
(●￣(ｴ)￣●)
…
The mass of rotten flesh in the big pit that keeps replicating, splitting, and getting bigger is still twisting, and it doesn't stop whether a little girl leaves or not...
If a person wants to grow from embryonic cells to an adult, it may take almost eighteen or nineteen years. Then, in the big crater of the 'meteorite' that is still surrounded by flames and ashes, that mass of rotten It only took less than ten minutes for the flesh to twist, knot, and swell from the size of a fist to an ugly and disgusting mass as big as a basket!
Maybe, in a few minutes, a fresh, living human being, fully clothed and naked, will stand up from that twisted, squirming, disgusting mass of flesh, right?
There is no doubt that it will happen!
Because now, it can 'speak'! !
'oh……'
'It's this little bit of resurrection feeling again. It's really not good. I feel...my brother seems to have grown in the wrong place. That's my belly button...'
'etc! '
'Dear stomach, your place is where the kidneys are. Don't grab it yet. Your place is at the back, a little further back? '
'I love you, Wade Wilson, and we can get through this... Yeah, she always liked to say that, and maybe that wasn't what she meant at all, and I know why! '
'? ? '
'wrong! '
'stop! Don't stop there, I will never allow my rectum to grow on my face, get out of my way! ! '
'oh! my God……'
'Two buttocks are enough, I won't allow one more to come out, never! '
'It's so itchy...'
'This feeling is so sour and refreshing. This is why I can't help but let people beat me to death or get injured every time...'
'etc! '
'What's going on, where is my brain? Who knows where it has grown? Oh, sorry, I saw it, it's still in my butt, okay, now I can use my butt to think about things? '
'but……'
'Where did my other eye go? '
'Please, please make sure your teeth are a little straighter this time, because it affects my smile. Although I always wear a hood, it is unlikely that others can see my smile, but I do mind it very much. God can Testify, even though I never believed in Him...'
'All right……'
'I know I shouldn't have high expectations for my face, even though it always disappoints me every time I'm reborn? '
'...'
for a long time,
Amidst waves of chattering, Deadpool, a guy whose real name was Wade Winston Wilson, finally stood there full of blood and blue on the basis of that ball of rotten flesh, and became bit by bit. Becoming more and more like a human being.
In the end, when he had the outline of a normal human being and made sure that all the internal organs and features were in the right place and could stand up, he stood so naked on top of Superman Clark's burnt and mostly hot mass. On the incomparable corpse, twisting and jumping around in some kind of clumsy dance?
But unfortunately, that scene was a bit too eye-catching, so that little Annie, who was hiding far away, never thought of appearing directly, and still let him slowly jump around in this big pit of burning ashes. And recovering little by little.
"Hmm..."
"It looks like the size is still right. It hasn't become too small? But the clothes are gone... But what kind of material is his cloak made of? It hasn't been completely burned yet?"
"Tsk!"
"I'd better ignore him. It's almost time for me to leave here early..."
After finishing jumping around, Deadpool Wade began to look at his new body up and down, and found that everything was the same, even the ugly pimpled face was the same as before, uglier than orange peel. , he nodded, and then with an idea, under the influence of the reality gem he didn’t know where he got, he made a brand new red and black tight-fitting hooded battle suit directly on his own body, and then Once he became that handsome Deadpool that everyone knows and is guaranteed to have a very high recognition rate.
Then he stretched out his hand again, and two sharp blades appeared in his hands. He first made a handsome show of swordsmanship, and then stabbed it into the back. Finally, he glanced around to make sure that the Superman under his feet was dead. He couldn't die anymore. After making sure that there were no enemies around, he nodded with satisfaction and planned to leave here quickly, so as not to be caught later by the remnants of certain organizations using various tools or missiles that were locked and launched. Someone came to his door to cause trouble for Uncle Wade?
"Hello!"
↜(ψ｀▽′)o
"I've been waiting for you for so long... Do you really plan to leave without saying a word?"
(￣～￣)Chew!
After waiting for a long time, until a certain guy with a trivial mouth finally finished talking and got dressed, and after the other person thoughtfully used the Reality Stone to conjure a rose and threw it on the charred corpse of Superman to express his comfort, Little Annie, who had been impatient for a long time, finally suddenly appeared here, sitting on the branch of a big tree, dangling her feet, hugging her little bear Tibbers, and He didn't forget to throw a few buttered popcorn into his mouth, chew it and asked vaguely.
(…)
ʕ¯͒~¯͒ʔ
(Tibbers protested because some nasty, slimy, sugar-loving little hand was rubbing against it.)
"!!"
"who is it?!"
For the first time, Deadpool Wade felt a little bit surprised.
Because he didn't even know that anyone was around him, and he didn't know from other 'channels' that there was a second person coming to trouble him today? This situation was obviously beyond his expectations and gave him a rare sense of panic.
Therefore, he immediately turned around and followed the direction of the sound, looking towards the branches of the big tree not far behind him that had not been burned much by the fire.
"oh!"
"I saw it, it turned out to be you, this annoying little guy?!"
He was stunned for a moment. After the initial nervousness, Deadpool Wade quickly became relaxed again after seeing clearly who was speaking.
Because he has been looking for the other party for a long time...
However, no matter how he looked for it or how he used his magical ability to see through the world, he still had no idea where the other party was? But now it's better, the other party has come to the door by himself, there is simply nothing better or more wonderful than this.
He felt that if he just had to work harder today and try to completely eliminate the existence of the other party from this world, his grand plan would be almost completed. By then, it would be a great victory, and it would also be his attempt to control someone. The first demonstration with their guys!
'Ugh...'
o(￣～￣)oGulu!
"Hello! We haven't seen each other for a long time. People thought you should have died a long time ago. Aren't you a strange monster?"
(๑•̀▽•́ฅ)
After throwing the last handful of popcorn into her mouth, chewing it vigorously and swallowing it with a 'gurgling' sound, Annie threw away the empty paper tube, and then raised the sticky paper tube in her arms. With his little claws, Tibbers greeted the hooded man with dark circles under his eyes and tilted his head to look at him with his arms folded.
It seems that the other party is really looking for her, and she herself is also looking for the other party, so now everything is fine, all the problems will be solved satisfactorily soon, and this is great!
"Yes, it has been several years, little one, we finally meet again..."
"I still remember that year I was ordered by a certain bald man to steal your gems. I kindly told you some things, but you cruelly left me alone on that island?"
Deadpool, who gradually relaxed, was about to sit on a rock next to him, but the hot touch on his buttocks made him jump up in surprise, so he quickly gave up on that unrealistic idea. , instead squatting to the side in an Asian squatting posture, then lowering his hands, just like that, the little girl looked at each other across the big hole that he and Superman had made before.
"Do you know how long it took me to finally find a way to come back?!"
He knows that the little girl is difficult to deal with, and he also knows that neither he nor the other party can escape easily today, so he is not in a hurry now...
And he also believes that before they decide the winner, even if the satellites in the sky have monitored everything here, they will definitely not launch an attack here easily, because the little girl is also here, and her identity and Status is very important to some people. I believe there must be many people paying attention to this place right now.
"Well……"
(◔◡◔)
"Maybe...probably...it will take at least three years, right?"
(*^▽^*)☝❤
The other party's simple question was not too difficult to answer. Anyway, Annie just thought about it briefly and gave an accurate answer.
"!!"
"You! How did you know?"
Deadpool Wade, who was about to have a good talk with the other party and use his chattering speech skills on him, was suddenly a little surprised. He almost couldn't maintain the Asian squatting posture and almost sat down there. The ground was also hot and scorched black.
"It's very simple!"
(^_−)☆
"Because, at that time, someone added that luck-reducing BUFF to you! And its duration is exactly three years, so before it expires, there is absolutely no way for you to leave the island! !”
(｡•̀ꌂ-)✧
(…)
(lll￢㉨￢)
"!!"
Finally, Deadpool Wade was shocked and sat down on the hot and black ground! However, he soon jumped up in surprise, slapped his butt comically, and exclaimed hurriedly:
"So it was you who did the good deeds?"
"I just said, how could I, Wade, be so unlucky? Although I have always been unlucky, I have never been as unlucky as those three years..."
Thinking about the life-threatening and worse-than-life days he had lived on the island and the sea near the island during those three years, Wade felt that he seemed to have found another way that he had to ruthlessly Punish the little girl in front of you severely and completely erase the reason for her existence?
Yes, although he has already wanted to do that, but now he wants to do that even more!
"Ha! Isn't that fun? Monster, do you want to play it again?"
(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
"They can actually throw you to a planet in outer space, and then add a permanent buff that reduces luck to you, ensuring that you will never come back to Earth again?"
o(´▽｀)o
In Annie's opinion, there is really nothing more cruel to deal with a guy who has a super strong regeneration factor and cannot die easily than trapping him on a desolate and harsh planet! Perhaps, the other party will stay alone in a place with no water, no air, no vegetation, no food and no living creatures for countless millions of years until the end of the universe?
She felt a little excited just thinking about that terrible punishment...
(…)
(●￣(ｴ)￣●)
"you!!"
"Little guy, now I have another reason to eliminate you. I will not allow you to do such cruel things to me again..."
Clang~!
After saying that, Deadpool Wade directly pulled out the two samurai swords that he had just put back into the holsters on his back, and then performed a beautiful sword trick, ready to cross the big pit at any time and knock down the thief on the other side. The little girl who was smiling at him with evil intentions was about to use the knife.
"Eh?"
ヾ(｡ꏿ﹏ꏿ)ﾉﾞ
"To destroy me, you and your two broken knives have no properties at all?!"
∑(´△｀)? !
If someone appeared in front of her wearing a divine costume, carrying various artifacts and shouting the words that the other party just said, little Annie might still believe it, just like the tip of her little finger, really No more?
However, if it was the weird guy in front of her who was brandishing two broken knives, then she might not believe it at all, even if he didn't even have one!
"Yes! Just me!!"
"It will be over soon. I have tried many times. Those guys, including the Superman in the pit, is his name Clark, right? I know him, the strongest man from the DC universe... He didn't believe it just now, So he is dead now, and even the remaining body has been partially swallowed up by my cells..."
"You don't know, he's not delicious at all. Apart from providing energy, I don't have any ability from him!"
"Of course, I don't have the ability to devour other people's abilities..."
Maybe he couldn't wait, maybe he was afraid that other changes would happen, such as the arrival of reinforcements from the opponent, so Deadpool started to take action. He just walked on the edge of the pit step by step with a funny pace. It seems that he plans to go around first, go around to the big tree, and then launch a fatal blow?
"That's because they are too stupid..."
↜(ψ｀▽′)o
"Anyway, you definitely can't beat them, because you can't even beat their bad bear Tibbers!!"
(๑•̀▽•́ฅ)ʕ•̫͡•ʔ
(…)
(●￣(ｴ)￣●)
(Tibbers is a little impatient, because the guy who keeps clamoring to destroy his little master has been putting up with it for a long time, and he can’t wait to have his bad little master throw him out, and then, Let Uncle Tibbers Bear teach him how to be a good person?
Of course, once you really throw it away, I'm afraid the other party will have no chance to learn how to be a good human being. Even if you become an undead, it may be a bit late! )
"That's right!"
"Indeed, I have heard about your power. Back then, even the guys organized by Professor X's Illuminati couldn't do anything to you. You even killed several Omega-level mutants. Even Jean Gray's Phoenix Power was disabled by you. Under normal circumstances, I really can't beat you..."
After saying this, Deadpool Wade paused because he remembered that he didn't seem to kill a certain woman?
"Speaking of Jean Grey..."
"Forget it, I'd better not kill her again. Good luck to her, because she is just an ordinary person now. There is no need to deal with her anymore, that's for sure!"
"But it's different now, because..."
"I have this!"
Step by step, he walked around the big pit to the opposite side, not far from the big tree where the little girl was dangling with her white legs. Deadpool stared at the little girl on the tree and opened his mouth, revealing his mouth. He swallowed a gem inside before swallowing it again, as if he was afraid that the little girl would suddenly jump out and steal the treasure he finally got?
"Reality Stone?"
ヽ(゜Q.)ノ?
"It seems like you really used those things called Pym particles to run over there and manage to get those Infinity Stones?"
(„վ▽վ„)?
Anne was not very surprised, because she had already sensed the power of the infinite stones from the scene where Uncle Colson's spaceship was blown up, and now she saw that the other party really had the stones on his body, and she remembered that the other party was with that person before. With the Kryptonite dagger that the hapless Superman Clark managed to find during a cuddle, she was finally sure of something.
"It seems you know a lot of things..."
Wade frowned a little because he found that the other party was not much surprised about his possession of infinite stones. That was a very bad sign, very bad!
"snort!"
"Yes, Red Skull and his gang used me to kill Bear Shield, the X-Men, the Inhumans, the Illuminati, and everything else that hindered their career. I cooperated with them, and their goal was achieved. , but what they don’t know is that I’m not taking advantage of them?”
"But forget it, there is no point in talking about that now, because they are all dead, and I killed them... By now, as long as I kill you again, the universe should be about the same..."
After saying that, Deadpool Wade began to hold the double blades in his hands tightly, and let their blades drag the ground. While making two marks on the burnt black soil on the ground, he finally started to step forward step by step. , intending to carry out his last and most important mission.
"..."
(눈_눈)
"You can't do anything with an Infinity Stone. Do you know what its rules are? And, do you know? How many Infinity Stones do you have?"
๑乛◡乛๑
The original Annie has six Infinity Stones, and the replicas are even more amazing. She has several piles!
but……
Today, she no longer relies on the power of infinite gems and infinite gems. It's like she used to eat a hamburger and thought it was super delicious, and always wanted to eat more... But now, when she When she saw that she could easily buy more with money, she looked a little dismissive?
(…)
(′㉨`●)
(Tibbers said that his bad little master has long ceased to care about those kinds of things, so the earthling named Wade in front of him is destined to show off such things in front of his little master. In vain.)
"..."
"How could I possibly know how many Infinity Stones you have?!"
Wade had already walked to the big tree. At this time, he stopped, raised his head slightly, and locked eyes on the other person with his eyes hidden in the red and black hood. Because now, he only needs to jump to directly attack the opponent and end it all quickly!
"Then you still say you want to defeat me?"
↜(ψ｀▽′)o
"snort!"
"How would you know if you don't check?!"
Cha~! !
Before he finished speaking, Deadpool suddenly exerted force on his feet. While jumping up high, the two swords in his hands suddenly crossed his subordinates. In an instant, the little girl and the tree branch she was sitting on were chopped into several pieces. cut!
'! ! '
'Is that a phantom? ! '
With a cry of surprise in his heart, Deadpool Wade, who had long thought that things would not go so smoothly, without looking back, swung the sharp blade in his hand towards his left side!
Because he sensed it through the Infinity Stones, the little girl teleported to a place on his left in some way.
Benedict! !
"??"
"How is this going?"
The next moment, Deadpool Wade was a little dumbfounded, because he discovered that the sharp blade that he threw out was inserted into his body and nailed him to the tree at the same time?
"Is this all you have?"
o(*¯︶¯*)o
Anne is not in a hurry to destroy the other party, she needs to take her time and wants to know how the other party managed to almost defeat the entire world?
Because that kind of thing is a little unreasonable, even if the opponent has infinite gems in his hand, the Tin Woodman and Uncle Hammer should not be wiped out by the power of the infinite gems without even having the strength to resist. Yes, she felt it was necessary to explore all that.
"!!"
"snort!"
With a groan, completely ignoring the sharp blade that for some reason nailed him to the tree, Deadpool Wade suddenly stretched out his hand and saw a square black iron block that looked to be as big as a house and at least dozens of pieces in size. A hundred-ton thing suddenly appeared on Annie's head and hit it in a free fall!
Obviously, that was the power of the Infinity Stones, the ability to manifest the Reality Stones he used.
However……
"boring!"
₍₍◝(ﾟ∀ﾟ)◟⁾⁾
Annie just waved her hand, and the piece that was pressed down hard by the earth's gravity and enough to crush anything instantly turned into pieces flying in the wind the moment it touched her fingers. bubbles, as if what just happened was an illusion?
"!!"
"Have you ever tried the feeling of being cut off in two?"
Wade shouted through gritted teeth.
Uh-huh! !
A huge hacksaw appeared from nowhere and whirled wildly and cut away...
"Why!"
(*˘︶˘*)☞. .:*❀
Annie just stretched out her hand boredly, and the thing that wanted to cut her in half quickly shrank in size and turned into a small red flower that slowly fell to the ground in the wind. It looked very beautiful?
"The existence from the game, it once destroyed an entire world!!"
'Hoo~! ! '
A huge fire dragon roared and rose from the ground. Just when it was about to burn Annie to death with its breath, it suddenly turned into a funny puppy?
"..."
(ಠ~ಠ)
'Woooo...'
Then, of course, under the fierce glare of little Annie, it whimpered, curled its tail and ran away, disappearing in a flash.
"you!!"
After the three attacks launched using the Reality Stone were easily resolved by the opponent, Wade became angry, and his heart moved, and something terrible appeared out of thin air in the sky.
Whoosh~! !
A missile with a long tail flame and several ☢ symbols on the head of the missile fell from the sky! It seems that Deadpool Wade is willing to risk everything and plans to die with his enemy?
"Really..."
(lll￢ω￢)
"Strange wormwood, your imagination is so lacking..."
(„ಡωಡ„)✧Change!
Anne, who had not played with nuclear bombs for many years, just glanced at the missiles that were rushing down in the sky. The thing instantly turned into a real two-kick, spinning and falling down in the distance. In the woods, except for two consecutive sounds of 'Pa!' Snapped! Apart from the sound, there was no other movement.
"People tell you that it's completely wrong for you to use the Reality Stone like that. You should use it to conjure delicious food, and then you don't have to spend money and time to find delicious food. That's it. The true and correct usage of it!”
(๑•﹃•๑)✧
(…)
(￢㉨￢.)
"..."
"It seems that you are indeed different from those people. It seems that ordinary methods cannot deal with you..."
There was no way, after seeing that the few attacks he tried using the infinite gems failed, Deadpool Wade was not annoyed at all, but stretched out his hand, first bit by bit the sharp blade that nailed him to the tree trunk. He pulled it out from his body, completely ignoring the blood on it and his internal organs that were almost leaking out. He just dragged his bloody footprints and walked towards the little girl step by step.
"However, if you think that I, Uncle Wade, only have these abilities, you are totally wrong!"
"I know you are difficult to deal with. You are different from others. I have read all your stories and everything that has happened..."
"so……"
So what? Deadpool didn't say much, he just smiled ferociously. After throwing away the two sharp blades in his hands, he frantically reached out and dug into the wound in his abdomen, seemingly looking for someone. Plant something? Of course, it could also be massaging his stomach?
"..."
(✪ω✪)
However, the other party's actions successfully attracted Anne's attention, so she did not rush to take action and wanted to see what the other party could take out from his stomach.
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