Huh~!
Huh~! Huh~!
In the desolate woods of eastern America, under the eaves of this dilapidated wooden house that had been abandoned for an unknown period of time, a man wearing the same tattered red and black tights had exposed one arm, half a leg, and half The weirdo with a face and part of his torso was sharpening the edge of his single sword.
Yes, he is Deadpool, Wade Winston Wilson, the guy who caused a bloody storm in this universe, or in other words, on the earth of this universe!
Although the shocking single sword in his hand had many small and large gaps on it, he still worked hard on the whetstone he got from an unknown stream. He was sharpening the blade back and forth, as if he was planning to polish the single knife full of chips into a sharp blade with sharp serrations?
Huh~! Huh~!
'very good! It's very sharp, and it looks like it should be able to chop off some unlucky guy's head with one blow...'
After grinding for a while, he even picked up the knife and cut off one of his little fingers. After watching a new finger grow little by little from the wound on the bloody palm, he tried the knife on himself. Wade reluctantly nodded, feeling that the knife had been sharpened by him.
'Yo yo yo...'
'Let me think about it, who should I kill next? '
'Bear Shield is basically leaderless, and there are only a few valuable targets left. The only Avengers left are the pretty girl named Carol and the little girl hiding in who knows which world. That should be It still takes a lot of time...'
'The X-Men were all wiped out. They were too impatient to kill. The professor died, and his school was bombed by the genius me...'
'The mutants are almost extinct, and the aliens who came to Earth have almost been killed, right? '
'Those unlucky guys from the Illuminati are basically all dead... No! It seems that the King of Atlantis is still missing... But don't worry now, he won't be able to hide for long. I will bring a small gift to his house to see him someday, and by the way, ask him what he means by hiding under the sea and not coming out... …'
'The Red Skull and his men are almost all dead...'
'Tsk! '
'It's strange, there doesn't seem to be a particularly interesting target, so what am I sharpening my knife for now, and who am I going to chop tomorrow? '
After muttering to himself for a while, Deadpool Wade was a little confused, because he found that his job was done so well that, for a while, he couldn't think of, or couldn't find, any way to do it. A valuable target to start with?
After all, his targets do not include ordinary people, but only those superheroes or villains, and of course, those with superpowers, mutants and the like... And every one of those people is killed, one will be missing. According to the current progress , he must be able to complete his mission soon, so now he is beginning to have trouble with who he wants to cause trouble for tomorrow.
'Well? '
'Uncle Wade is on vacation today and doesn't want to work, so why are there still people showing up at his door regardless of life and death? '
Suddenly, Deadpool Wade stopped what he was doing and raised his head to look at the sky.
At this moment, in the sky, a heroic and muscular man wearing an exquisite blue tights, an inverted 'S'-shaped red logo on his chest, and a bright red cloak behind him was walking majestically from high in the sky. Landed slowly.
After passing through the dense forest branches and foliage and approaching the ground, the visitor only touched the ground with his toes, suspended in mid-air nonchalantly, and stared at a person wearing shabby clothes with his unruffled eyes. Wearing a tattered red and black tights, a large piece of the red and black hood on his head was torn, revealing half of Wade's ugly face full of ugly bumps and his eyes full of joking eyes.
'...'
'Are you the Deadpool, the Wade Winston Wilson who caused huge damage to the Earth in this universe, destroyed the Avengers, and blew up the Bear Shield spaceship? '
That's right, the person coming is none other than Clark Kent, the Superman of the DC Universe!
He was commissioned and invited by the Bear Shield Bureau not long ago, and he came to this world specifically to deal with the maniac in front of him who was killing people crazily during this period of time!
However, since he knows the strength of the Bear Shield Bureau better than anyone else, he feels that it is probably the Bear Shield Bureau that made the fuss, and he himself has unfinished tasks assigned by the Hyperion, so he has been stranded in other worlds without being able to vacate. He had to delay for a while before taking action... But when he finished his business and returned to the Hyperion, preparing to return to his own world to rest for a while, he actually heard a terrifying sound. Message:
The Avengers were almost completely destroyed, and the top brass of Bear Shield, along with the battleship, were blown up by Deadpool and Wade Winston Wilson? !
Therefore, while feeling horrified, he hurriedly teleported to the Earth in this world, and with the super hearing and vision of Kryptonians, he quickly searched and found the person in front of him among the tens of billions of people on the Earth. The culprit who was hiding in the woods sharpening his knife found Wade Winston Wilson.
"Aha!"
"Look, who do I see now? You should be the superhero from another universe, the famous Superman Clark who wears underwear outside, am I right?"
He was staying under the eaves of this secluded forest cabin, sharpening his knife, and wondering who to kill tomorrow. After seeing the person coming, Deadpool Wade was stunned for a moment, and then soon, even if He has never met the other person, nor has he been to the Earth in another universe, but he bizarrely revealed the other person's identity and origin in one sentence.
If it was before, Wade would definitely not recognize the other party, but now, as long as he appears in front of him, he can easily reveal the origin of the other party, even Superman is no exception.
"??"
"Hey! Man, where are those red pants I was talking about of yours?"
"Why don't you continue to wear that red thing outside? Listen to my advice. As a superhero, you should have your own characteristics. Look at you... you just got said a few more words. How bad is it to hide your underwear right away? If you don’t wear your underwear outside, the recognition will not be enough. How can others recognize you at a glance as the one with a body of steel who can’t be killed no matter what? Where’s Superman Clark?”
"or……"
"How about you wear mine first? I still have a freshly washed pair hanging in my house. Although it is a pair of floral underwear and the style is not very new, I think it must be the same as your tights that are full of pimples. It matches well..."
Zhila~!
However, before the mean-mouthed Deadpool Wade could even finish his words, two red eye-rays swept across his eyes fiercely, leaving two molten and ferocious streaks of smoke on the ground in front of him. At the same time as the ravine was being cut, the single knife that he had just managed to sharpen so hard that it could chop off one of his little fingers with one knife, and was preparing to go find the next target to chop tomorrow, was instantly melted into a smoking knife. A piece of handle?
"Shut up!"
"Answer the question I just asked!"
After Superman Clark released an eye ray to intimidate and destroy the ridiculous weapon in the opponent's hand, he continued to hover in place, and sternly questioned the opponent with angry eyes and a majestic face. :
"Are you the Deadpool who caused huge damage to the earth in this universe, destroyed the Avengers, and blew up the Bear Shield spaceship? Are you the Wade Winston Wilson? ?!”
To be honest, although all kinds of evidence, including the information he saw and what he said he heard and saw, have proved that the other party is the Deadpool he is looking for, the Wade... Winston Wilson! However, now that he actually came in front of the opponent, Clark discovered that the guy in front of him was not only ugly, but also seemed to be pitifully weak. Is he just a little stronger than Bruce without equipment?
Although he has not seen the other party's super self-healing ability, he will never believe that with the strength of the Bear Shield Bureau and the many good and bad superheroes and X-Men in this world, Will heroes, mutants and other heroes be harmed by such a guy in front of them to the point where everyone is in danger and can only hide everywhere without daring to resist?
He didn't understand how the guy in front of him could do it? !
"Ahh..."
"That's a knife I've been sharpening for a whole morning. I haven't had time to chop it yet... Well, the move you just made was like Cyclops Scott, the kind whose eyes are born with the ability to shoot red shock waves. Ability?"
Looking at the weapon that he had been grinding all morning, but was easily burned by the opponent in the end, Deadpool Wade first howled frantically, and was about to say who he wanted to kill when he suddenly stopped. , because he saw that the other party's expression seemed ugly?
Therefore, he first nonchalantly threw the hilt of the sword, which still had hot and red molten metal at the broken end, into the dilapidated house behind him, even though it quickly fell into a pile of debris and gradually started to spark. and the thick smoke were completely ignored.
Because since his casually found temporary safe house has been discovered by others, there is no need for it to continue to exist. He will definitely not stay here anymore. Otherwise, God knows when it will disappear. How many missiles flew down from the sky and blew him to pieces?
"Oh! Please..."
"You don't want to know how I killed that unlucky guy Scott, right? It's actually very simple. I secretly changed his eyepiece, and then when he was about to attack me, his head Being cooked by his own Cyclops, that kind of scene, his companions at that time, those women, they were all frightened, tsk tsk!"
Zhila! !
"Oh! Okay, okay, please calm down first?"
Two more warning-like eye rays swept across. Although Deadpool Wade took a step back in time, several toes were still burnt. Even the boots he had been deliberately protecting were finally burned for the first time. There is damage.
"Wade Winston Wilson..."
"To answer the question I just asked, my patience is limited. Next time, it won't be as simple as burning off your toes."
While staring at the opponent's eyes that showed no fear at all with sullen and warning eyes, he also paid attention to the opponent's feet, and found that the guy actually recovered quickly and sprouted from the damaged toe of his boots. After picking up those fresh toes, he frowned inadvertently.
"Are you asking about that kind of thing?"
"that……"
It turns out that the other party is still struggling with that kind of thing, and Deadpool Wade can't help but feel a little entangled, because he needs to think carefully about how to answer?
"Well, actually..."
"I want to correct something first: Although I am indeed the Deadpool who destroyed the Avengers and blew up the Bear Shield spaceship, I am indeed the same Wade Winston Wilson... But there are some things that you may really Misunderstood, I didn’t want to cause too much damage to this universe and this earth, I just wanted to prevent something from happening and make this miserable world less miserable?”
"besides……"
"Speaking of which, you may not believe it. I killed more than just Bear Shield members and Avengers. I also killed all the X-Men. That bad old man Professor X couldn't accept it after seeing what was in my mind. I was scared to death, and then I killed everyone in his school..."
"All of them, men, women, old and young, those mutant geniuses, I haven't let go of any of them, because I, Wade, think their existence is actually a mistake?"
"Of course, there's more!"
"Not long ago, there was a gathering of mutants in a large warehouse. They were denouncing me and wanted to unite to attack me? Unfortunately, I used a large number of micro-explosives to blow them up! I drove a car full of explosives. The car rushed in like that, and pressed the detonation button under their horrified eyes, and no one of them was left!"
Speaking of this, Deadpool smacked his lips in nostalgia, because that time, it took him a lot of time to resurrect, and he was almost caught by the agents of the Bear Shield Bureau.
"correct!"
"There is also the Inhuman base on the moon. That matter is actually simpler. I found a way to destroy their shields and explode their energy system in an instant..."
"You know, humans can't live without oxygen, and the same goes for the Inhumans. And even if my geography class is not good, I know that the moon will definitely not be able to absorb the atmosphere, so..."
"They died very quickly. No one was left. They died very quickly. Basically, they didn't suffer much except not being able to breathe?"
"Really, that's a bad memory, because it reminds me of my terrible courses. If my grades were better, I might be able to go to college and be a white-collar worker, instead of what I am now. Be a funny clown?"
Deadpool Wade completely ignored the Superman opposite him who was getting darker and uglier, and just talked about all the things he had done as if to show off.
"anything else……"
"You may not know that I don't have too many goals now. Except for a chick and a little girl I want to kill the most, most of them can't make any big waves... Although I also know Yeah, some of them have been preparing to blow me up with a nuclear bomb?"
"But fortunately, they will definitely not be able to catch me. I have many secret weapons..."
"Next, I want to..."
Finally, someone came along who could talk to him and was not a target that had to be killed, so Deadpool Wade seemed not to let go of this perfect opportunity, so he started talking nonchalantly.
"!!"
"enough!!"
Before the Deadpool could continue talking so smugly, Superman Clark, who had confirmed something, stopped him with a tone full of anger.
"Deadpool……"
"Or Mr. Wade Winston Wilson?"
As he spoke, Superman Clark stepped forward step by step.
"To the people on earth, I am just an alien and an alien. Therefore, I never kill anyone unless I have to... because the people I kill no matter whether they are good or bad, villains or terrorists. Molecule, as long as I am seen killing, I myself will probably become the enemy of the world, so I have been working hard not to kill anyone on earth."
"But today, I decided to make an exception and decisively eliminate you, a villain who does all kinds of evil!!"
Obviously, Superman Clark was greatly shocked by the evil deeds and tragedies the other party said, as well as everything he 'saw' and 'heard'! Therefore, right now, he was filled with righteous indignation. After he finished speaking, he suddenly accelerated and rushed to the opponent with lightning speed. Before the opponent could react, he directly stretched out his left hand and squeezed it. Hold the opponent's neck.
"!!"
"etc?"
Deadpool Wade was stunned when he realized that the other party had pinched his neck. He was about to say something when he felt the other party's hand tighten, and then his brain twitched!
Click~!
"snort!"
With a cold snort, Superman Clark didn't give the other party a chance to explain.
His hand just exerted a little force, and after hearing a numbing sound of bones breaking, Deadpool Wade Winston Wilson's neck, or to be precise, the opponent's cervical spine was completely broken by him. After crushing it, the opponent's head tilted limply to one side. It was obvious that the bones, trachea, arteries, etc. were all crushed into a ball by him, causing them to lose their most basic functions.
"..."
However, even like this, Superman didn't look very happy. He just frowned and looked at the other person, as if he felt that this task was a little too simple and easy? If it were anyone else, with the current injuries, he would definitely not be alive, but if it were the guy in front of him, he always felt that it would not be so easy.
"Uh~! I'm dead!"
After waiting for a while, when Superman was frowning and wondering, Wade, the deadpool who would never close his eyes, suddenly said this, then stuck out his tongue and closed his eyes, making an exaggerated death expression.
"Haha! Are you surprised?"
"Look, this is what you want to see, you want to see Wade Winston Wilson dead, isn't it? Well, maybe I didn't act like it just now, do you need me to do it again? Maybe if my head is tilted this way, it will look more similar?"
After pretending to be dead for a while, the veins on Superman's head that were waiting to pinch his neck burst out. Suddenly, Deadpool's closed eyes suddenly opened again, sticking out his tongue playfully and pointing towards After Superman said this with a black line on his head, he continued to make a face at the other party without any guilt, then continued to stick out his tongue and pretend to be dead, while tilting his head to the other side.
"you!"
Bang~!
??
Seeing the affected expression on the opponent's face, Superman was filled with anger and punched Deadpool Wade hard in the chest with his other hand, knocking out the opponent's heart, ribs, sternum, and lungs. They were all deeply dented...
With such serious injuries, the neck was pinched, and the chest and heart were shattered. If it were any other normal earthling, he would definitely not be able to survive!
'! ! '
'Uh wow~! I'm dead again...'
'What do you think of this pose and expression? Is it more realistic than before? '
However, Deadpool Wade is not a normal earthling, because his self-healing ability and regeneration factor are terrifyingly strong!
So, once again, he continued to pretend to be another dead person, and lowered his head to his back. After hanging there, he continued to mock and ridicule Superman Clark with a playful smile.
"snort!"
"I understand, it turns out that's the case. Is this why you are so confident and unscrupulous?"
Finally, after understanding the opponent's ability, Superman Clark endured the inexplicable anger and nodded, saying that he finally understood why the opponent could cause harm for so long without dying... After being injured like this, It was indeed something he had never seen before when someone was violated to such an extent and yet he didn't die.
However, if the other party just thinks that this can make him quit in spite of difficulties, then the other party is totally wrong!
"I made a decision!"
"I will take you completely into the sun, and let the flames there completely purify you of sin?"
Now that Superman Clark has come here, to the earth in this cosmic plane, he will definitely seek justice for Bear Shield, for everyone in the Avengers, and for those who died innocently at the hands of the other party.
So, today, he will use his own way to bring this Deadpool and this Wade Winston Wilson to a delayed justice trial!
"!!"
"No, no, no, I don't want to go into the sun. That will really kill me. I haven't completely killed those guys yet. I can't die yet..."
Upon hearing the other party's words, Deadpool was stunned, and suddenly restrained his pretentious face, and spoke hurriedly with his severed head tilted to the side.
"Feel sorry!"
"It's not up to you now."
After snorting coldly, Superman glanced at the sky first, determined the position of the sun, then 'snapped' on the ground, ejected directly on the spot, and just carried the thing in front of him at a speed of hundreds of meters per second. Deadpool, whose neck was shattered by his own hands and whose chest was dented, flew high into the sky.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaah!!"
"I'm afraid of heights. Please, can you let me down first so that we can talk if we have anything to say?"
It was rare that after seeing the other party lift him up and fly up, he didn't know whether he was pretending or was really scared. Anyway, Deadpool just started struggling and thrashing.
"Shut up!"
Superman didn't understand. At this point, what's the use of the other party still pretending to struggle and cry like a child? Could it be possible that he would let the other person go just because of his nonsensical and somewhat innocent playfulness?
After all, when the other party did that kind of thing, when the other party slaughtered so many people and did so many evil things, you should have thought that there is someone like today! Those who died innocently and tragically at the hands of the other party may have certainly begged for mercy, but did the other party let them go?
"Shut up?"
"No, no, no! I will never shut up. If you let me go, I will shut up immediately!!"
Deadpool, with his head drooped and his neck still being held by the opponent, said with some difficulty. Because his neck was strangled, it was difficult for him to speak, although he had already learned how to respond when his head was cut off. The ability to speak can also be achieved.
"snort!"
Superman no longer paid attention to the opponent, but just grabbed the opponent's neck with one hand, raised his fist upward, broke the air to reduce resistance, and flew high into the sky at high speed.
"Hello!"
"Brother Superman, we have no grudges in the past and have no grudges in the present. Why are you doing this? It's not your family that I killed. Otherwise, please let me go. I beg you?"
After flying upward for a while, when the forest on the ground looked like a piece of grass, Deadpool became a little anxious and began to plead.
“…..”
However, Superman Clark ignored the other party and continued to accelerate into the sky, even at a speed that broke the sound barrier, and the sound of "whooshing" cutting through the air echoed in their ears.
"You really won't let me go? If you really don't let me go, will you fight back?!"
When his plea failed, Deadpool Wade began to threaten.
After all, being carried up high into the sky by the opponent is not a good experience, so Deadpool began to struggle fiercely on his hands and feet to resist and attack. In addition to using his fists to dig out the black tiger's heart, he even kicked him hard Kicked the opponent's lower body so hard?
puff!
Click~!
Surprisingly, at the moment of contact, Deadpool found that except for a muffled sound, his ankle was instantly broken by his own huge kick. It seemed to have no additional use?
"Man..."
"I asked, is it possible that everything among you Kryptonians is made of iron?!"
Looking at the other party's cold eyes and indifferent expression, Deadpool Wade asked sarcastically. Because before, he had used this trick on his good brother Colossus who he killed, but the result was the same as now.
"..."
Superman continued to remain silent, ignoring the other party, and continued to speed up into the sky, as if he was determined to throw the other party into the sun?
"!!"
"Hey! I'm warning you, if you don't let me go, I'm going to use a knife!"
The warning was ineffective, and Superman continued to fly upwards indifferently, not even looking at Deadpool.
"you!"
"Did I really go under the knife?!"
Just move!
Seeing that the other party was not going to let him go easily, Wade took out the two samurai swords behind him, then crossed them and slashed at Superman's exposed neck.
Ding~!
Bang~! !
The moment the attack successfully hit the neck of Superman, who was not resisting at all, Deadpool was shocked to find that his two fairly good and extremely sharp and hard weapons actually cut through steel under his own power, directly killing him. Broken in two?
"..."
Superman, who had long known the consequences, continued to glance at the other party indifferently, then continued to accelerate and fly high into the sky, not intending to talk nonsense to the other party.
"I see!"
"A man of steel like Iron Man and Colossus? Oh! Damn it, I don't have poison in my hands now, otherwise I will definitely poison you to death, I will! And the kind of kiss with tongue?!"
After slapping the broken blade in his hand on the opponent's body for a few more times, and finding that neither the opponent's skin nor clothes could be scratched at all, Deadpool Wade fiercely used words that had no deterrent effect at all. He threatened.
"It's useless to resist!"
"Wade, your evil deeds must be stopped. Believe me, it will be over soon!"
After saying that, Superman ignored the other person's fuss and continued to fly into the sky while holding the other person's neck. Because he has to fly out of the atmosphere first, and then he can continue to accelerate. After accelerating the opponent to a certain extent, he will throw him into an orbit that can fly to the sun in the middle of the solar system, ensuring that the opponent will not even have a living cell by then. will be preserved.
At that time, this villain who has caused great chaos and losses to the earth will be completely eliminated, and there will no longer be the possibility of rebirth and existence.
"listen!"
"You're flying too high now, I feel very cold now, and I won't be able to breathe in space, and I might die! Also, I really don't want to bathe in the sun. I heard it's full of magma. ?”
"Clark..."
"We have no grievances. What does it have to do with you if I kill the hero of this universe? Can't you just go back to your world and be an ostrich?"
"Don't worry, I, Lord Wade, won't be so lenient. I will definitely not go to your universe and kill people. Although I have always disliked the self-righteous Batman in your world?"
"Oh yes!"
"Let me tell you, I like the clown in your world very much. He is not dead. Maybe I can talk to a villain like him some other time about the perfect art of blasting and killing people?"
While being carried by the other party to fly into the sky, Deadpool Wade continued to mutter nonsense.
At the same time, he continued to use the two daggers that were broken into two parts to continuously chop and stab Superman on his face or eyes... But unfortunately, it was still of no use. Superman had no one at all. Ignore him and let him continue to attack in vain.
You know, Superman can survive a nuclear explosion intact, and fire from both light and heavy weapons is completely ineffective, let alone the ridiculous two-sectioned sword in the opponent's hand now.
"..."
"Stop struggling, it will be over soon! But I have to remind you, there is no magma in the sun!"
After seeing that the other party finally gave up and threw away the two ineffective broken swords and stopped trying to greet him in vain, Superman breathed a sigh of relief and explained to the other party.
"There's no magma, so what's there?"
"A beautiful beauty, or a freak with an iron crotch like you who can't be cut to death?!"
After saying that, Deadpool's other foot, which was still intact, kicked the other person's lower body hard...
Bang~!
'Well! ! '
Another broken foot...
But this time, Deadpool was very tough. Apart from a muffled groan, there were no more sounds or screams.
"There is nuclear fusion, high temperature, high radiation and endless intense light..."
"But don't worry, I promise, you won't stay there for long, and you will soon know what is there."
Stars like the sun are a constant source of energy for Kryptonians like them to rely on for survival. However, for Wade, the evil-doing earthling in front of him, that place is indeed his doom and hell! Moreover, Clark believed that the other party would definitely not be able to reach the sun. It would be burned up and completely vaporized on the way close, and not even a single living cell would survive.
"Oh! Damn God!"
"That place sounds really scary. I don't like that kind of place at all!"
"Also, man, it's really too high here... You really don't think about letting me down? Of course, before leaving the atmosphere, you can just throw me down. Although it will be a little uncomfortable in the end, it may I will be smashed into pieces, but I believe I can still hold on?"
Perhaps because he was frightened, Deadpool Wade hesitated for a while and then began to beg for mercy again.
"real!"
"Please let me go, or am I going to get serious? Let me tell you, I'm going crazy and even I'm scared of myself!"
Seeing that the other party was indifferent, Deadpool began to mumble again, and, as if to make the other party hear it more clearly, he even hugged the other party with both hands and feet.
"..."
However, Superman had already understood the power of his nagging words by now, so he ignored it at all and did not intend to continue talking. He just took advantage of the resistance of the thin atmosphere at the current height to become smaller. It started to accelerate violently.
The current altitude should be several hundred kilometers, and he should have reached the warm layer. If he goes a little higher, he will almost completely leave the atmosphere. Then he can continue to accelerate without any scruples in the vacuum of the universe, and is guaranteed to be there soon. You can throw the opponent into the sun and completely eliminate this scourge on the earth!
"ah!"
"I can't breathe, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm really going to die..."
As the atmosphere became thinner and thinner, the voice of Deadpool, a mean-mouthed man who only saved Superman, became smaller and smaller.
"Let go quickly, or I will really fight back!"
The feeble threatening voice sounded again.
"..."
Superman ignored it, just glanced at the other person lightly, and didn't even care about the other person's behavior of holding him. After letting go of the other person's neck, he turned to clamp the other person with his arms.
"Listen to me, you are from another universe and are not the target of my destruction. Can we have a good talk?"
"Let me go..."
"There's no need to drag people into space just because they don't agree with each other. We have to be reasonable, right?"
"It's really cold up there. Do you want me to go back and bring a down jacket?"
“Thermal underwear works too!”
"My bottom is almost freezing, can you help me take a look?"
"..."
"I have decided, I want to pee on you!!"
"Did I really pee?!"
"All right……"
"Now I can't pee. You pinched my cervical vertebrae. It's out of my control. You have to be responsible for me!"
"Oh no..."
"It's so high here..."
Deadpool Wade's voice became smaller and weaker, and a layer of white frost gradually formed on his body. He was really about to be frozen.
"..."
Superman Clark continued to speed up, not even looking at the other party, because the other party's fate was already determined, starting from the moment the other party did that evil thing.
"I……"
"I can't breathe, I'm cold, give me a hug..."
Suddenly, Deadpool struggled forward with a start, and hugged Superman tightly, who was still holding his body tightly with his arms.
"ah……"
"Oh! So warm, such a strong body..."
The despicable Deadpool sighed in a tone that was extremely easy to misunderstand, and then while his feet were tightly wrapped around the opponent's waist, his hands kept moving, constantly touching the opponent's strong, He kept rubbing the strong and warm muscles on his tight-fitting back, arms and shoulders, and finally put his hands behind the other person's back.
"!!"
The corners of his mouth twitched. Superman thought for a while and felt that no one here could see him anyway, so he ignored the other person's movements and just accelerated himself like a meteor or a rocket, preparing to completely leave the earth's atmosphere and fly into the deep space of the universe. inside.
"No more..."
"Although I really don't want to kill you, I'm sorry, but I don't want to pee in the sun, so I have to fight back?"
At this time, surprisingly, the cheap deadpool Wade stopped rubbing the other person's back and suddenly said this.
"..."
snort!
Superman just snorted indifferently in his throat. Obviously, he didn't believe that the other party could kill him. You know, the other party didn't have any weapons in his hands now. With only his hands that were almost frozen, what could the other party do to him?
'! ! '
'? ? '
puff! !
At this time, very unexpectedly, a dagger pierced the chest of Superman's strong body directly from the back. After piercing the opponent's heart, it also penetrated from the front, and directly connected to Deadpool Wade's own chest. Pierce together?
Then, due to the pressure, the blood of the two people was mixed and gushed out from each other's wounds and mouths. Because they were far away from the earth, the little bits of red blood gushed out directly and quickly condensed. It turned into seeping red ice slag, directly covering hundreds of kilometers in the air where the atmosphere was thin.
"you……"
In shock, Superman let go of the big hand that had been holding the other person's body. While trying to push the other person away, he looked down in disbelief at the thing that the other person just got from nowhere and directly penetrated the two bodies. A dagger with a long handle.
"ah!"
"The feeling of having your heart pierced is really painful, right?"
"You may not believe it. I have tried this feeling many times. Some were pierced by knives, some were broken by bullets, and some were ripped out by other people's hands..."
"But I promise, once you try it once, you will like that feeling! Next time..."
"Aha! I'm so sorry. I forgot that you are different from me. There may not be a next time for you, because although you have a strong body and various magical abilities, you don't seem to have a strong regeneration factor like me. And the awesome guy with the ability to heal himself?”
Deadpool muttered something in his mouth, then hugged the other person tightly, and finally said the last sentence in a pretentious way.
"..."
"How do you, how do you have a kryptonite weapon?"
After feeling the dagger piercing his heart and chest, feeling the special fluctuation above it, and the power gradually dissipating in his body, Superman Clark, who still had blood and ice shards pouring out of the corners of his mouth, widened his eyes in disbelief. , asked, looking at the monster in front of him who had his heart pierced as well as his, but was still in the mood to hug his body and rub his chest with his twisted neck and ugly cheeks.
He clearly remembered that the other party no longer had any weapons in his hands, so why now...
"ah!"
"The thing that can hurt you is called a stone weapon?"
Deadpool Wade also a little bit, but I didn't know if he pretended or really didn't know?
"Sorry, I don't know so much. I just let the real gemstone get a knife that can hurt you, but I really don’t think so much!"
"Of course, maybe I should reverse the reality and try to change the steel body of your knife and gun?"
"But forget it, anyway, my purpose is achieved now, isn't it?"
After speaking, the Deadpool continued to pull out the dagger and then stabbed it again again, causing the second puppet hole in the other party and his body, and let more blood spray out.
"you……"
The pupils shrank sharply, and they were preparing to push away the opponent's superman Clark only when they felt that the strength in their bodies was instantly taken off, and then their eyes were dark. , I was crooked, and I couldn't move ...
With the death or coma of Superman, finally, the height of the two continued to rise along the inertia for a long distance, and was captured by the powerful gravity of the earth, and then began to accelerate.
Fortunately, the distance here is high enough, but it is hundreds of kilometers, it is likely that when they fall on the ground, it is estimated that it is a long time later.
"Hey!"
"Don't be in a hurry to die, we have fell, do you have any good way to do this?"
"Hello?"
"Or can you teach me how to fly? Although I don't necessarily learn ..."
"oh!"
"It seems to become warmer, I like this feeling ..."
Deadpool Wad kept patting the cheek of Superman Clark, but unfortunately, the other party did not respond, even if it was not dead, I am afraid it would be almost the same.
"Oooh!"
"I should kill him earlier. If I fall so high, I won't be burned into a residue by the atmosphere?"
"I hope I won't ..."
"..."
"Okay, it is likely? So I want to continue holding his strong body and let him put it below. Maybe he can be more resistant?"
As the speed continues to decline, as the speed continues to rise, with the whisty and violent wind on the ear, some of the deadly Dead Wade gritted their teeth, barely adjusted the posture, so that the other party's weak body pad Below your own, let the other person's body bear the temperature that is getting higher and higher due to friction, and then holds the opponent's chest, puts his face on the other's chest, listening to the heart that the other person gradually stops beating. Ready to bear the shocking crash that will come after you don't know how long.
Of course, it is likely that before they landed, the two of them will be burned like?
But he is not in a hurry, because Wade feels that this superman must be very resistant, so he will definitely not be burned as a residue. As long as there is a little living organization, he will definitely be able to soon be able to soon be The earth is full of blood and blue, and it is certain, and there is no doubt!
…
"..."
(ー`??ー)
"Strange, why haven't you come down ..."
(??╭╮??)
Surprisingly, what made a mouth is very cheap and the superman who was killed by him couldn't think of: below them, somewhere, there was a little girl who had already been preparing to fall in some them. Point and wait.
at this time,
She was holding her bear in her hand, and the other hand forgot to stand in front of her forehead, so she looked up at her toes so pretty, seeing something to be waiting for something to fall on the sky?
After a long time, Anne could see it directly with the naked eye that a fire passed through the sky and happened to hit her places obliquely.
Whoosh~!
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Rumble, rumble~! ! !
Some things like meteorites hit the dense forests not far away and burned a fire immediately, and in the middle of the large pit in the explosion, a certain ball of black, the objects that were distorted together were still still twisted objects, still the twisted objects were still twisted together. Radio amazing heat and fire.
"Wow~!"
(????▽????)
"Tibes, look at it, that Deadpool and Superman seem to have been burned, it looks really terrible ..."
(lll￢ω￢)
Although that superman is now on his own side, Annie is not in a hurry to worry, because when the matter is handled, she always wants to restore everything that has been disturbed by the Deadpool! At that time, she promised the other party to resurrect again, and continued to go to the Huabelaa as a hard work and thug?
You know, the guy who is so hard -working and flickering, do not want to work money, only need to eat the simple and simple -minded guy, how could she be willing to let the other party die easily? And the reason why she hadn't done it just now was just to give that superman a deep lesson. Who gave him the opportunity to win, but he sent himself to death? !
(. ... ..)
(●￣(??)￣●)
"!!"
| ??) ???? Eh?
"It seems really not dead yet !!!"
(????ˇ??ˇ????)
"All right….."
"Wait for it first!?"
(????ω????)
Soon, Xiao Annie discovered that among the scorched stuff, something began to swell and distort it, and even began to swallow everything around it, including the two burnt bodies, seemed to be eager to need energy and protein?
Therefore, knowing that the Deadpower Wade seemed to have died yet, she took out a pack of popcorn and began to wait patiently while watching.
She was going to see how the other party went to resurrection in place, and then asked the other party some things, and finally packed the other party?
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