One of the top executives of Bear Shield, Director Nick Fury's right-hand man, Black Widow Natasha Romanoff, who is also a member of the Avengers and an elite agent, and one of the current Avengers members and elite Bear Shield Agent, nicknamed Shockwave Girl, Daisy Johnson, who is even said to be able to shake the earth. These two female agents with serious faces and cold expressions drove together today with several male agents to this wealthy place on the edge of Pelham Bay Park. In this community, this house with house number 0309 is here.
That's right, this is the place where two real Buddhas, Tang Xiaoseng and his Uncle Monkey, live in seclusion. It is also where the agents of the Bear Shield Bureau impatiently asked people to help transplant several large and leafy trees. The strange thing is that the tree cannot survive despite being planted!
"Amitabha!"
"The presence of these two great masters really makes the humble abode shine. The young monk feels very honored... Come on, Natasha, the female benefactor, and Daisy, the female benefactor. We haven't seen each other for a few days. You have become even more beautiful. Let's Can I give you a hug?”
The arrival of Black Widow and Shockwave Girl had obviously been anticipated or calculated by Tang Xiaoseng.
Therefore, he did not wait for the two female acquaintances to knock on the door or ring the doorbell, but directly opened the door with a smile, and even extended his hand diligently, as if he intended to follow the etiquette of these foreign barbarians and talk to them. Give each other a hug and a kiss on the face?
For Tang Xiaoseng, many of the bad habits and living habits in these foreign barbarian countries are intolerable to him, a true Buddha who came from the heavenly kingdom! However, for other habits, he can be happy with it. For example, when he sees a strange and beautiful woman, even if the two parties are not familiar with each other, he can go up to hug her and kiss her in the name of etiquette, and he does not have to worry about being caught. Someone shouts molestation?
"snort!"
'...'
However, it is a pity that both Black Widow and Shockwave Girl just had a cold face or frowned. After signaling the other agents to wait outside, they directly ignored a certain white-faced thief monk who was about to step forward to hug them. Regardless of the opponent's open hands, they just moved in from both sides of the opponent.
"Hi~! Hello, Sun Wukong!"
'Hello, Sun Dasheng! '
After being surprised by the messy room, the two of them went to a friendly place with a certain monkey who had turned into a human again and was wearing beach shorts and a floral shirt. He was sitting on the sofa, picking his feet and watching TV. Nodding is considered a greeting.
'How about you...'
'Sit wherever you want and take what you want to eat, don't be polite to me, old grandson! '
A certain monkey didn't pay much attention to the two people who had come here not once or twice. He was now very familiar with the people in the Bear Shield Bureau. He just waved his hand and told them to just put in whatever they wanted to eat. After picking up the other stinky foot from the coffee table, he continued to pick his other foot, and then from time to time he would grab a handful of French fries from the table and eat it by himself.
"..."
"Thank you! I'm not hungry yet!"
Looking at the messy junk food on the coffee table that had been there for who knows how long, looking at the messy packaging bags and melon seed shells scattered everywhere, and the miserable environment of the hall next to it, Natasha After the corner of his mouth twitched, he stood there holding his arms and shook his head.
The things here have been there for God knows how long, and some of them seem to be moldy. As long as she is not stupid and doesn't want to cause problems with her stomach, she will never be 'polite' with the other party!
"I, I don't need to..."
Seeing those stinky socks on the table, which were unknown, placed together with the food, Shockwave Girl opened her mouth, then quickly waved her hands, hugged her wrists and stood on the other side of the Black Widow with a dry smile.
"Amitabha, so good, so good..."
At this moment, maybe I saw the embarrassing expressions on the faces of the two beauties, or maybe my conscience suddenly realized that the living environment between myself and Uncle Monkey had indeed deteriorated too much?
Therefore, Tang Xiaoseng hurriedly put his hands together and chanted the Buddha's name. Then he didn't know what he did. In the blink of an eye, the entire hall of the house suddenly became clean, and the floor was spotless. Even Tang Xiaoseng's That bright and handsome little bald head can be reflected, and even the 'garbage' on the table has instantly turned into a pile of delicious fruits and delicacies?
"!!"
"So magical?"
Shockwave Girl, who had never seen the other party use this kind of spell before, was obviously startled. Then, after hesitation, she planned to step forward and take one of the things on the coffee table to eat?
"Hello!"
"I advise you not to do that, because it's just their cover-up. Don't pay attention to those things!"
However, when Shockwave reached out too quickly and was about to grab something that looked like some kind of lumped together dessert, the black widow Natasha on the side quickly reached out and grabbed her.
If she remembered correctly, there seemed to be two balls of smelly socks thrown there by who knew who? So, if Shockwave Girl doesn't want to find out that she's eating two balls of smelly socks after taking a bite, it's best to just stand there and not touch anything?
"ah!!"
Hearing what Black Widow said, Shockwave Girl quickly retracted her hand after she came back to her senses.
"Cut~!"
Seeing that a certain thief monk actually used magical powers to please those two girls, 'Uncle Monkey', who was just picking his feet, snorted coldly, lay down directly on the sofa, and then summoned the remote control with one hand. , and started clicking aimlessly.
"Amitabha!"
"In that case, two female benefactors, please sit down and have some tea?"
Seeing that the two women no longer fell for his trick, but continued to stand still, Tang Xiaoseng was not annoyed. He waved his wide sleeves, and then a tray and four cups appeared in his other hand. A fragrant tea with a hint of heat and an alluring fragrance.
"!!"
"Hey! This is a good thing. You, a thief monk, got this good thing from the Tathagata of the West, but you still hide it?!"
Seeing that a certain thief monk was so generous and used such fairy tea to entertain guests, a certain monkey became excited and hurriedly stretched out his hand. The right hand that was just picking at his feet instantly became several meters long, and then Without any politeness at all, he took a glass back from the tray in Tang Xiaoseng's hand, and then hurriedly drank it.
"This is a good thing!"
"Daisy, you should try it too. I've had it once before. It's a very magical thing!"
Finally, rarely, when a certain monkey quickly took away one of the cups, Black Widow's eyes lit up, she quickly reached out and took two cups from the tray, and then put one cup directly into Shockwave Girl's hand. After telling the other party not to be polite, he quickly handed the green rain-like tea to his lips and began to sip it in small sips.
"so amazing……"
"Is this some kind of space technology?"
After taking the simple cylindrical cup that Natasha handed to her, she felt that it smelled delicious, but she had no idea what the goodness of the tea was, so she just started studying it on her own. , because she felt that the spell the other party had just used seemed to be the application of some kind of space technology, and it was somewhat similar to what their Bear Shield Bureau currently mastered?
"Ah!"
"Why, Tang Xiaoseng, you are willing to give out such a good thing. Are you having some evil thoughts and thinking of picking up on us?"
The Black Widow ignored the curiosity and inquiry of the Shockwave Girl beside her. She just drank and asked teasingly to a certain handsome thief monk with a hint of evil in his eyes who was holding the cup and sipping it with a smile. road.
People from the Bear Shield Bureau have long known what kind of character the other party has. Therefore, if the other party thinks that entertaining them with some good things will make her and Daisy treat her differently, that is a big mistake! Anyway, as long as the other party dares to take it out, she will drink it without hesitation, but if she wants her to treat the other party differently because of this, then don't even think about it!
"Amitabha! Good, good, good..."
"Natasha, the female benefactor, has misunderstood. The monk is a monk. Monks don't gossip. The monk just wants to be with you and others, that's all!"
Hearing the other party's teasing words and seeing the playful look in those shrewd eyes, Tang Xiaoseng didn't feel annoyed. He just smiled and bowed his head slightly before pronouncing the Buddha's name.
Why he was willing to take it out naturally had his own motives, and the woman in front of him, who was shrewd, capable, vicious, as Shura-like, and more like a fairy than a fairy, was naturally impossible to guess, and he would not tell it easily. .
"Duhua?"
Natasha was stunned for a moment, and then she quickly understood what the other person's word 'transformation' meant.
"I don't understand, what difference does that make?"
Natasha had seen a lot of Bear Shield Bureau's previous surveillance and documentation of the thief monk in front of her, so she naturally knew what the other person meant by "transformation" and also understood how many women had been transformed by him. , so she sneered and turned her head slightly.
"Good, good, good..."
"Of course there is still a little bit..."
Strictly speaking, the word "Duhua" in Tang Xiaoseng's mouth is obviously more elegant and more Buddhist, and since he is a living true Buddha, he always has to pay attention to his image and wording. Where can I say such dirty words casually?
"snort!"
"What about her? Do you also want to cross over? Also, if I remember correctly, you also overturned the second-level female agent from our Bear Shield Bureau last week?"
Pointing to Daisy aside, and thinking about the poor little girl who was deceived by the other party not long ago, that elite who was forced to cancel her field qualifications and be transferred to internal duty before completing training, Natasha became furious. Come to one place.
"Amitabha!"
"What does Natasha, the female benefactor, don't know? King Ksitigarbha once made a great wish to save all hells. As the saying goes, 'Until hell is empty, I vow not to become a Buddha until all sentient beings are saved, and then I can realize Bodhi.'" The young monk is not talented, but he also wants to imitate Ksitigarbha. Bodhisattva embellishes endless life."
Tang Xiaoseng said without blushing, without any sense of shame or shame like when the other party exposed his trick.
"Why don't you go and cross him? He has said several times that he wants to learn Buddhism and skills from you!"
With a sneer, Natasha pointed to Alfonso McKenzie, who was standing guard outside the courtyard like an iron tower with the agents. That bald guy had always admired Tang Xiaoseng. Unfortunately, The thief monk in front of him repeatedly rejected the other party's request to become a disciple.
"Amitabha, he is stubborn and cannot be overcome!"
Tang Xiaoseng would not say that if the other party was a beautiful black girl, he would have 'transformed' her long ago, but unfortunately, the other party was a strong and muscular straight man, which was really not his cup of tea.
"What about him?"
Natasha pointed to Lance Hunter, who was also outside and was extremely capable in combat. He has now been promoted to the captain of a field team and a level seven agent of the Bear Shield Bureau.
"The ocean of suffering is ups and downs, but it cannot be crossed!!"
Last time, that guy ruined his Tang Xiaoseng's enlightenment action on Barbara Morse. Now that he still remembers her, how could he possibly try to transform that kind of guy?
"But you just said you wanted to spend your entire life!"
After drinking up the small amount of green tea in the cup, Natasha snorted and placed the cup on the coffee table beside her.
"Amitabha!"
"The young monk only helps those who are destined to be together..."
As if because of some embarrassment, Tang Xiaoseng finally laughed, even if a monkey on the side snatched away the fragrant tea that he had only taken two sips of.
"All right……"
"I probably understand, but Tang Xiaoseng, please stay away from us! Because we are here to see you today because we have serious business and want to ask for your help. We are not here to play with you. That is very important!"
Seeing that Shockwave Girl on the side seemed to have discovered the benefits of the tea in the cup and drank it all in two big gulps, Natasha crossed her arms, stood in front of a certain thief monk, and stared into his eyes with serious eyes. said.
"Good, good, good..."
"Natasha, female benefactor, please tell me that the poor monk will do what he can according to his ability?"
Although I don't like to be manipulated by others, since I refused to return to my own world, I returned to the Song Dynasty as a price and exchange for being able to continue to stay here and enjoy the various conveniences and privileges brought to me by the Bear Shield Bureau. , if necessary, it would definitely be indispensable to help the Bear Shield Bureau or the Hyperion do something within its power, and he had no objection to this.
Therefore, after seeing the other person's expression, he knew that this was not a joke or playfulness, so he didn't say much. He just pronounced the Buddha's name and signaled that the other person could start.
"Is such that!"
"Recently our Bear Shield Bureau, or it can be said that our cosmic plane has been in big trouble! The X-Men, who have close ties with our Bear Shield Bureau, have found a traitor!"
"And his name is - Deadpool, Wade Winston Wilson!!"
After looking outside the door, she found that Alfonso McKenzie and Lance Hunter were still on duty outside, and there was nothing unusual here. Then she began to slowly remove the Deadpool, who originally belonged to The X-Men and Professor
first,
The most representative and important figure who was brutally attacked and killed by the opponent in the first place was the Fantastic Four!
That is to say, the body can change into any shape imaginable. The rubber man Reed named Mr. Fantastic, Reed's girlfriend, and Johnny's sister, has the ability to become invisible, and can control and launch powerful force field attacks. Sue, who is called the Invisible Woman, has the ability to control fire and can wrap her body with fire and launch attacks. Johnny, who is called the Human Torch, and his muscles all over his body swell into orange-red rocks. Ben, who is so powerful?
Without any warning, their four influential superheroes, who had been active on the front line against evil, were unlucky enough to be killed and resurrected by the little girl from their Bear Shield Bureau. The guys who managed to regain their powers died again this time.
However, this time they were not killed by their little Annie from Bear Shield, but by Deadpool Wade, who had some friendship with them and could not even be called an enemy at all. His head was even chopped off. With the drop gone, there is no possibility of the Holy Light Church's paladins or priests rushing to resurrect it.
Secondly,
In addition to the Fantastic Four, there are also many mutants and members of the Inhumans, as well as the one on the moon who has a technological level hundreds of millions of years earlier than other life in the universe. As an observer of the multiverse, he will not participate. When it comes to any life event in the universe, you are just an observer who witnesses it as a bystander!
God knows how that Deadpool got to the moon and committed all kinds of tragedies. Anyway, he succeeded. After killing many aliens and successfully beheading the observers, he left gracefully and waited for Xiong Dun. When the police found out, all they saw was a horrific crime scene and corpses all over the ground...
If all the above just makes the Bear Shield Bureau feel puzzled and annoyed, then the next thing that the Bear Shield Bureau has to pay attention to and urgently need to solve Deadpool's troubles is undoubtedly the fact that the other party is in full view of countless people. Under the eyes and camera lens, he fought with Spider-Man Peter Parker, and finally succeeded in completely blowing Peter Parker's head to pieces with one shot!
You know, the personal relationship between Deadpool and Spider-Man Peter Parker is very good, but even then he became the target of attack, and even shot his head without any hesitation. That kind of thing is really extraordinary. It's terrible, not to mention that Spider-Man is an important member of Bear Shield and the Avengers. A well-established Avenger was blatantly killed by Deadpool. The nature of this kind of thing is very serious. For Bear Shield, The blow was also unprecedentedly huge, so no matter why the other party did it, or who was instigating and supporting the lunatic behind the scenes, the Bear Shield Bureau must take a stand and find ways to eliminate the other party as soon as possible, and the sooner the better. kind!
And this is the reason why Black Widow, Shockwave Girl, and so many Bear Shield agents came to Tang Xiaoseng's home today.
"Amitabha……"
"The female benefactor Natasha, the Deadpool, and the little monk Wade Winston Wilson also know that he doesn't seem to be difficult to deal with. Apart from the trouble with the regeneration factor, his superhuman endurance, intelligence, Abilities such as reflexes and flexibility are still within the realm of mortals, so how can you, the Bear Shield Bureau, not be able to control him?"
After listening to Natasha's description, although Tang Xiaoseng had decided to take action, he still had some doubts in his heart...
Because, as far as he knew, the power of the deadpool was completely worthless to him. Even if he couldn't kill the opponent easily, it would be enough to trap or seal him with order. He had many ways to deal with that kind of existence, and it was even better. I don’t think that with the strength of the Bear Shield Bureau, we won’t be able to find a way to target the opponent!
"It's not that he can't be caught, it's because he is very cunning!"
"I don't know what's going on. He seems to have a lot of weird things on his hands, and he can often escape our monitoring and pursuit. In addition, many of our Avengers are now in other planes and other planets. , the matters on the Hyperion have not been completed yet, and it may take a lot of time to summon them back, so our director had to ask me to come to you."
"You are very strong. You all have that 'indestructible body' and 'invulnerable body to all evil.' No matter bullets or bombs can do anything to you, no one is more suitable than you to deal with that Wade, right? "
Of course, it's not that the Bear Shield Bureau has no other candidates or can't come up with other more powerful thugs, but it's just that the Bear Shield Bureau is very busy now. Those powerful personnel, such as Hulk, Thor, Captain Marvel, etc., She is not here on Earth right now, so Director Nick Fury thought about it and finally asked her to find the guy in front of her.
As for the reason, of course it's not because the other person is the most suitable, but because the other person is the most leisurely!
Anyway, here in New York, or even here on Earth, the Bear Shield Bureau can directly assign, except for the two hateful guys in front of them who stay at home all day doing nothing or run out to dance at disco and pick up girls at night, they are really looking for There are less than 100% people who can defeat Deadpool and ensure that they will not be harmed.
"Amitabha……"
Nodding, Tang Xiaoseng clasped his hands together and pronounced the Buddha's name, indicating that he had accepted the task.
"Do not worry!"
"Natasha, little girl, I have my grandson here. No matter what kind of dead or alive servant he is, my golden hoop weighing 13,000 kilograms will be smashed down and he will be turned into a meat pie!!"
If it were someone else, such as the Asgardian Thor who is equally physically strong and proficient in hand-to-hand combat, he might not be able to guarantee that he, the Monkey King, would be able to defeat him, but if he were just a mortal with super regenerative abilities, Even if ten thousand of them came, it wouldn't be enough to hit him with his Ruyi Golden Cudgel.
"When the time comes, all you have to do is take his rotten meat back and lock it up or burn it. That kind of trivial matter is not worth taking seriously..."
"!!"
'? ? '
"!?"
However, just as a certain monkey finished speaking, the four people in the house, including Tang Xiaoseng, Natasha and Shockwave Girl, were shocked to see that blazing light and energy suddenly erupted from the four of them. Lights up inside your body?
That was the last scene they could see, because in the next moment, the huge energy and strong light completely enveloped the house No. 0309 in the wealthy area, directly forming a spherical high-temperature energy body. Then the explosion caused by the strong temperature difference instantly burned the Bear Shield Bureau agents standing guard outside to vapor, and the houses, flowers, trees, insects, fish, birds, animals, people, pets, etc. in the entire wealthy area were burned to ashes. They were all instantly ignited and burned.
for a long time,
When everything returned to its original state, this wealthy area had turned into a sea of fire. As for the house where four people were just now, there was only a hemispherical glass-shaped crater of magma that was still melting. , the four people and furniture in the house have long disappeared...
'Tsk tsk...'
'Look! The strong magnetic field of the Bear Shield Bureau and the 5 million degree thermal fusion reactor are indeed very useful, hum! What kind of living Buddha, what kind of Monkey King, what kind of gods, don’t they still have to turn into ashes directly? '
'So, don't be too proud, because life is like an endless disaster movie, and happiness is as short-lived as the commercial breaks in it. However, now it is time for the final commercial break...'
'Let me think about it, who should I kill next? '
'Hum hum……'
When it was finally confirmed that there was no living thing in the distant crime scene, and when it was confirmed that drinking the kind of hot fusion reactor that was shrunk by Pym particles and successfully put into the tea would completely incinerate those four guys, not even ashes were left. After he would definitely not be resurrected by that damn holy light, a certain guy with a red hood with black eyes threw away the monocular telescope he didn't know where he came from, started shaking his head furtively, and disappeared in an instant. He left, seemingly preparing to find the next target to attack.
'...'
'…….'
At this time, above a certain big pit, a certain monkey and a certain handsome monk looked at each other face to face...
The reason why Deadpool Wade, who was peeping from a distance just now, didn't notice them is because they have now become soul-like! At this time, in the palm of Tang Xiaoseng's soul, there is a trace of the true spirit of Black Widow and Shockwave Girl. For those who have not cultivated their souls, without his protection, they would have gone without his protection.
"..."
"I said, little monk, what happened just now? We were fine, why did we die?!"
Monkey King, Monkey King, obviously couldn't accept what happened to the two of them, because just now he was thinking of beating a guy named Wade to death with a stick, but now, they were bombed instead. Already?
Moreover, you don’t even know how you died? !
"Amitabha……"
"Uncle Monkey, the young monk is a little confused now..."
Tang Xiaoseng breathed a sigh of relief after looking at the soul of the female benefactor that gradually transformed into two little figures in his palm.
"but……"
"Uncle Monkey, are you sure that we were blown up? And the bomb should be inside you and me?"
Thinking of the incident where a certain monkey changed into a trot and ran into other people's stomachs on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures, Tang Xiaoseng's face turned dark... But they never expected that there would be people who would dare to disturb Tai Sui. Use that kind of trick to attack them, and also drop bombs into their stomachs?
"impossible!"
"My grandson is an indestructible body. Even Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace and Samadhi True Fire couldn't burn me to death. How could I be blown up by a bomb?!"
A certain monkey was seriously dissatisfied with the fate of his death before he left the battlefield. He still couldn't accept how they were killed by bombs for no reason and without any warning!
Although, they are not really dead now?
"..."
"Uncle Monkey, are you afraid of the sun? Do you dare to run up there in your physical body?"
After pondering for a while, Tang Xiaoseng's Yang Shen soul suddenly asked.
"!!"
"I, Old Sun, are not crazy! It's okay to enter with your soul, but who is crazy and dares to enter with your body and die?"
Without thinking, a certain monkey scolded Tang Xiaoseng fiercely.
"That's right, the explosion just now is probably equivalent to throwing us into the sun instantly..."
"Uncle Monkey, you must have seen the strong light just now. Look again, the magma below is still white and shiny. It must be as hot as the sun... But fortunately it was only for a moment, and the range was also small. It’s very small, otherwise it wouldn’t be just as simple as this neighborhood being burned down.”
"Amitabha……"
After saying that, Tang Xiaoseng lowered his head and chanted the Buddha's name again. Apparently he felt guilty for the innocent people around him who died tragically because of them?
"Tsk! This is really unreasonable! Are the mortals in this world so scary? Do you even dare to kill gods?"
A certain monkey began to mutter and curse very angrily, obviously expressing his dissatisfaction with the tragic death of Monkey King Monkey King once again! Although physical death is not something that is too difficult for existences like them to accept, having a physical body is better than nothing.
"Hello!"
"You bald donkey! Didn't you say yesterday that there was no danger and there was no danger for life? But look, we are all dead. Is this what you said there was no danger for life?"
After he finished chanting, a certain monkey came directly in front of Tang Xiaoseng and almost pounced on him and bit him severely.
"besides!"
"I was so surprised just now! Why are you willing to share all the things belonging to Tathagata Buddha? It turns out you are trying to save their souls?!"
Seeing the two little people gradually solidifying in each other's hands, the monkey became even more angry.
He felt that if the other party could tell him what he had calculated earlier, maybe he would be a little more vigilant, and he might not be able to successfully prevent a sneak attack from a vicious mortal?
"Amitabha……"
Tang Xiaoseng didn't explain, he just tried hard to maintain the souls of the two women in his hands, so that these two ordinary people who had never cultivated souls could keep a trace of their true spirits under his protection.
In fact, Tang Xiaoseng had indeed calculated that they were going to suffer such a disaster, and had been secretly guarding against it... However, what caught him off guard was that he had clearly calculated that in the end he had only a near miss, but why now? Are they both physically gone?
"Uncle Monkey..."
"Even if we knew it in advance, would you and I have any countermeasures?"
However, now that things have happened, he has no choice but to admit defeat and prepare to protect the souls of the two women first, then run back to the east to find his two apprentices, Uncle Zhu Er and Uncle Sha, so that they can survive during this period. Just protect them.
You must know that this is not their original Song Dynasty, and there is no Western Paradise. Therefore, in this state, it is best not to stay outside for too long, especially in the sun, because it is always a hindrance. of.
"..."
snort! !
The speechless monkey had to turn his head away in embarrassment.
…
At the same time, the Iron Bear Main Base of the Bear Shield Bureau on the far side of the moon apparently detected anomalies here...
'Director! '
'Something bad has happened! Natasha, Daisy, Tang Xiaoseng and Sun Wukong, as well as Alfonso and the others who went with them, were all dead! '
'We have detected the reaction of thermonuclear fusion, which is the batch of backup controllable strong magnetic energy reactors that were stolen! ! '
Rarely, a panic-stricken Phil Coulson rushed into Director Nick Fury's office and reported the situation loudly and immediately.
'! ! '
'What did you say? ! '
Obviously, Nick Fury definitely did not expect this situation, so he also opened his one eye in horror and stood up directly from his seat.
'Director! '
'It must have been the Deadpool guy. Now Scott Lang can't be contacted at all. We suspect that something has happened to him! Moreover, our satellite detected the fluctuation of Pym particles near the explosion site. Deadpool must have controlled or obtained the Pym particles. He stole our reactor when he attacked the moon! ! '
'What are we going to do now? ! '
Colson boldly expressed his guess and asked hurriedly, because now, he could only speculate and judge in this way. Moreover, he also knows that the threat of Deadpool is rising, and they must pay attention to it, otherwise, the price they will pay will definitely not be what it is now!
'...'
'Let me think...'
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