The previous preface is very clear and straightforward. In view of the fact that a bad little master or a lazy master who just wants to have fun is busy maintaining the security and stability of the plane world, is he really too busy to have time?
(Annie’s words: I’m currently on vacation in this world with my silly sister, the two annoying sisters from the Tohsaka family, Illya and Luvia, and Mikoto-senpai. You bad little bear, you are... Don't get in the way of the shadow creatures, go out and play by yourself first, they will give you a big 'roll' of leave! How about it, aren't you very happy?!)
(^_??)☆
so,
In order to prevent the endless world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the endless plane world, and to implement Queen Anne's love and justice for the world, the cute and charming villain Shadow Bear Tibbers was gorgeously dispatched, and he was ordered to do so. Travel around the world.
To put it more simply, it would be: Lady Queen Anne was finally willing to send her little bear, Tibbers, the old bear, out to patrol the mountains~!
However, in order to allow a certain bad bear without magic to freely travel through the worlds, and to allow Tibbers to find his way home, or to prevent a certain bear from running away privately and never coming back. Being a bear? Therefore, Queen Anne, who is smart, cute, gentle, kind and considerate of her subordinates, thoughtfully designed a portable system for it!
(Lord God: Report! I want to report: A certain hateful little girl did not seriously build any portable system at all. She just forced a clone of me into the soul of a certain bear, and asked me to provide full-time Personalized service, and ordered me to pretend to be a portable system... Is this basically what the situation looks like?)
Ever since,
Tibbers, who was enjoying the hot springs with the group of girls mentioned above and the female humans on Earth including a certain stupid queen, was being treated harshly by his little master. After a fist hit its head that said something that shouldn't be said, it instantly flew out of the sky, directly traveled to another world, and began this extremely rare period of freedom in its bear life. 'holiday.
"!!"
"Wait! This doesn't feel right~!!"
∑(????｀)? !
Just now, I was lying on the edge of the hot spring pool, commenting on some little girl movies, and privately talking to my little master about how delicious the bodies of those hairless female smiling creatures on the earth looked, The meat of this one is relatively white, and the meat of that one is relatively tender. After washing it, you don't need to season it or grill it. You can just swallow the Tibbers without chewing them in one bite, and then get punched by his bad little master for no reason. As soon as its vision went dark, it fainted, and when it woke up again, it found that it had appeared in this strange world.
but……
Tibbers soon discovered that it seemed that the body of the Shadow Bear that was smashed out by its bad little master and traveled around the world for vacation was not its shadow bear body, but only its...soul? !
And, even worse:
It also discovered that its current body did not seem to be its own, but that of a certain dwarf, because it saw that its own body was currently wearing a blue mage robe and a hat on its head. A wizard hat with long hair, hands, feet and some key parts are inlaid with a kind of silver metal armor that symbolizes some kind of silver. In its hand is a long pole, almost two times its current height. A metal staff that is twice as ferocious? !
"Strange……"
"W-What the hell is going on?!"
ヾ(????????)?????
He lowered his head and kept groping for his body, and found that it was indeed not his strong and powerful bear body full of shadow power, but a thin and frail body that looked worse than a bad little master of his own. After becoming a little shorter than the dwarf, Tibbers is now completely confused...
It was so anxious that it didn't even notice that he could speak now and blurted out several sentences unconsciously?
(Ding~!)
('Bad Bear's Portable System' reminds you: Dear Mr. Tibbers Shadow Bear, welcome to start your vacation trip. From now on, this system built by Lady Queen Anne will be ordered to serve you wholeheartedly. !)
(Below, I will paraphrase Queen Anne’s original words to you: ??(ψ｀▽′)oBad little bear, listen up! It’s a holiday, but you can’t be idle and not work, so, people Suddenly a great idea came to my mind, that is...
o(*^▽^*)oI asked the system to randomly deliver your soul into the bodies of those guys who accidentally entered various worlds, allowing you to gain temporary control over those guys' bodies, and then you can Go have fun!
(*??︶??*) But you must remember that the endless plane world is still very chaotic. You cannot play in one world for too long at a time. You must remember to work more and dispatch those on time. The guys go back to their original worlds and make sure that the worlds are not destroyed too badly!
??(????????-)??How about this arrangement? Is this arrangement surprising or surprising? ! )
"!!"
"What? There is such a thing?!"
!? (??'??'????)??
I never thought that a certain bad little master would be so heartless and play such a trick with me. Just now he kept saying that he would give Uncle Bear a long vacation, but in the end, he changed his mind. Erdi sent himself out to help her work? !
This is really...unreasonable! !
no!
After all, it is also the powerful shadow bear Tibbers who has followed a certain bad little master around countless planes and worlds. How could it possibly let the evil mistress of its family succeed in its conspiracy?
Don't think that if the other party stuffs its soul into someone else's body, it will go to work honestly, don't even think about it! It doesn't go, it's still here playing with it, let's see what she can do with it? !
Maybe he detected the thoughts of a certain big bear, maybe he was told something by a little girl. At this time, a guy named Tibbers, but at this time wearing someone else's shell, was preparing to be negative. When I was slowing down my work, a warm reminder finally sounded.
(Ding~!)
('Bad Bear's Portable System' warmly reminds you: Mr. Shadow Bear Tibbers, the main mission is now officially launched. Please be sure to send away the 'Evil Little Mage Veigar' and 'Scarlet Reaper Fo' who accidentally entered this world within a limited time. Ladimir' left this world and maintained the peace and stability of this world.)
(Ding~!)
(Main mission 1: It was detected that Vladimir the Crimson Reaper in the world of Valoran accidentally entered this world, and the Shadow Bear Tibbers is now ordered to defeat him within ten Earth days and send him back to the world of Runeterra. He must not mistaken!)
(Ding~!)
(Main mission two: It is detected that the 'evil mage Veigar' in the world of Valoran accidentally entered this world. The Shadow Bear Tibbers is now ordered to defeat him within ten Earth days and send him back to the world of Runeterra. There must be no mistake. .Another note: Due to the successful possession of Veigar, the main task two has been automatically canceled, and the main task two will be automatically completed after completing the main task one!)
(Ding~!)
(Character description: The evil little mage Veigar is a Yodle master who is keen on dark witchcraft. He is willing to open his arms to those terrifying powers that few mortals dare to touch easily.
As a resident of Bandle City with a yearning for freedom, he long ago longed to break through the boundaries of Yodel magic, so he turned to studying the secret texts that had been hidden for thousands of years... But now, having been imprisoned by the Noxians and finally freed, he has turned into a paranoid creature, turning his original love for freedom and life into an infinite yearning for the mysteries of the universe... People will always mistakenly believe that Vega is evil, even if he sometimes feels that he is evil from the bottom of his heart, some of his principles and practices always make people think that his nature is not bad?
System evaluation: This is a arrogant and funny mage, but I have to admit that his original power is indeed very powerful. However, in order to allow a certain bear who knows nothing about magic to possess him smoothly, the system master has to suppress it at the same time. of his powerful strength and soul. )
List of basic attributes of possessed characters: Evil Little Mage Vega,
Grade 1
HP: 437
Mana: 805
Magic Resistance: 0
Armor: 16
Attack power: 51
Spell Power: 190
Passive skill one: Extraordinary evil power!
Now Veigar can be said to be the most powerful dark demon. He can even attack the Heart of Runeterra - and he will only get stronger! Every time he attacks an enemy, kills a unit, or demolishes a building with a skill, Veigar permanently increases his spell power by a certain amount.
Active skill one: Dark Sacrifice! (not learned)
Veigar quickly releases a beam of dark energy, causing magic damage to the first two enemies hit. At the same time, units killed by this energy beam will permanently provide Veigar with a certain level of spell power as their souls are sacrificed.
Active skill two: Dark Matter! (not learned)
Veigar summons a large ball of dark matter from the void and bombards the target area he marked. The dark matter and dark energy when it lands can cause a wide range of magic damage. Note: The number of layers of supernatural evil will shorten the cooldown of this skill.
Active skill three: Distort space! (not learned)
After a short delay, Veigar will create a distorted space in the target area that can last for several seconds or longer. Any enemies that cross the boundary of this area will be slowed or stunned for a short period of time.
Ultimate skill four: Energy burst! (Can be learned after level 6)
Detonates the target enemy hero target, causing a large amount of magic damage, and increases a certain amount of magic explosion damage based on the energy intensity and injury severity of the target.
Skills acquired so far: None
Currently allocable skill points: 1
"..."
"Are you kidding? Who is that Vega? Why do I have to possess him?!"
Σ(⊙??⊙`)?
After listening to the description of the inexplicable portable system, Tibbers finally became a little anxious.
You know, it was originally thought that some bad little owner had discovered it, and then he finally figured it out, or he just let it out for fun... But who would have thought that things would turn out like this?
That hateful mistress, she actually sent herself out to work for her in various ways? !
If it had known that this was the case, it shouldn't have agreed and taken any chances. It, Mr. Tibbers Bear, should have stayed by his side to nap and sleep, even if he looked at those smooth-bodied earth females every day. It's better for little humans to play and play than to work as coolies like this...
"!!"
"What kind of system is that!"
"Speak quickly! What will happen if Ben Xiong doesn't follow the task description? Are there any serious consequences?!"
??????~??????
Why can a certain guy eat, drink, have fun and sleep all day long, while Tibbers has to go out and work?
Therefore, Tibbers, who felt that there was absolutely no need to follow the requirements of that damn system master, and no need to do the main mission of Lao Shizi, after thinking about it, he felt anxiously as if talking to himself, He hurriedly asked a certain 'bad bear's portable system' nervously.
(Ding~!)
(The system prompts that if you cannot complete the main mission as scheduled in accordance with the system requirements, every time Mr. Shadow Bear Tibbs fails a mission, he may be recorded in the small book by Queen Anne and locked up in the dark room of time. a thousand years!
The current number of years recorded in Lady Queen Anne’s little notebook is: 0)
"Ten, ten thousand years?!"
"Is she willing to give it up? Ben Xiong doesn't really believe it!!"
(￢??￢.)
Although he said that, judging from the uncertain tone and twinkling eyes of a certain bear, it was obviously a little timid, and he might not dare to try the law himself? Because it knows better than anyone else what the "little black room of time" is. It is a scary place where only one second passes outside, but ten thousand years pass inside!
If Tibbers really didn't complete the task, there's no way that his bad little master might have thrown him into that scary little dark room for several seconds when he was angry. ?
(Ding~!)
(Friendly reminder: The main mission is now officially started. The final right of interpretation of this system belongs to Her Majesty Queen Anne! If you have any opinions, you are welcome to use this system to complain to Her Majesty Queen Anne in real name. This system will convey it in real time, but the system will give you 100% I believe that your little master, Mr. Shadow Bear Tibbers, will definitely not accept the request, and may even incur some kind of terrible retaliation? So, please give up on that as soon as possible. ?)
"..."
(*￣??￣*)
(Ding~!)
(Mr. Shadow Bear Tibbers, please be prepared. Now, the important spells and memories of the evil little mage are being shared, and there may be a certain delay...)
"!!"
"etc!!"
!!!∑(??????ノ)ノ
Tibbs was about to continue asking something, but before he could say anything, his head suddenly felt blurred, and a massive amount of knowledge and memories came to him instantly, and then it instantly froze in place with a funny posture, obviously A 'delay' has occurred.
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Day and night passed...
Now, a certain Tibbers the Bear, or a certain evil little mage named Vega, is squatting on the forest floor in the wilderness, mumbling something beside a small mound, even if it The bonfire next to him burned until only a pile of red ashes with sparks and gunpowder smoke was left. He didn't even care about it, and just concentrated on doing its own thing.
Click!
Suddenly, just when a certain bear was about to continue doing something, not far behind it, there were bursts of noises and the sound of something being pulled.
'do not move! '
'Turn around slowly, otherwise, my repeating crossbow will shoot you into a hedgehog! ! '
Then, what followed was the footsteps of two people and a sharp shout from one of them.
"??"
“(￣(エ)￣)ゞ?
Since it was possessed by someone else's body, Tibbers, whose perception ability was severely restricted, slowly turned around in surprise. After seeing a crossbow arrow pointed at its head, it turned around. He slowly turned around again with disdain and continued to squat next to the small pile of dirt.
"……."
"Let's go play! I don't have time to care about you!"
╮(╯??╰)╭
Subconsciously feeling that the opponent's crossbow arrows could not hurt him, and knowing that this body was not his own, and not worried or distressed even if he was dead or injured, a certain bear glanced at the opponent, then turned his head again and said angrily. Said.
'! ! '
'who are you? Is it a vampire? ! '
The man holding the repeating crossbow could not clearly see the face of Tibbers who had just turned around in a hurry. Therefore, with some hesitation in his heart, he aimed at the other man's head again and asked sternly.
"You are the vampire!!"
(???????????)
Tibbers was very busy now and had no time to pay attention to those irrelevant people, so he snorted angrily.
'...'
'Are you... a werewolf or something? ! '
"!!"
"You are the werewolf, your whole family is a werewolf!!"
??(ψ｀??′)o
Uncle Tibbers Bear is a powerful shadow bear, but the other party calls him a werewolf. Isn't that an insult? This is equivalent to calling an Earthling a pig, so it definitely cannot have a good temper.
'...'
'explain! who are you? If you don't say anything, I'll be rude to you! ! '
The man once again raised the repeating crossbow that he had just put down slightly in surprise, and then aimed it at the opponent's head and neck. If the opponent dared to act rashly, he would definitely pull the trigger and shoot the opponent's head into a hedgehog. .
"..."
(lll￢??￢)
"Well, I'm actually a mage!"
"Also, put away your broken weapon quickly. I'm not afraid of it, and I don't have time to pay attention to you now!"
(???????????)
'Mage? '
'oh! It turns out to be a strange dwarf...'
Seeing that the other party stood up, he went back again and continued to mutter something to the mound. After a while, the man holding the crossbow hesitated and slowly turned to the other party's side, and looked at the other party's face up and down. After the body shape, he was stunned for a moment, then smiled and put away his weapon as if he was relieved.
"!!"
"You are the dwarf!"
(lll￢??￢)
"Hmph!"
"It's not that I am bragging. If I was here, I would definitely be much taller than you. I could even crush you to death with one claw!"
??(?????????)
After saying that, Tibbs felt that he was busy with important things now and didn't want to think about the other party gesticulating at him with weapons and threatening him. He suddenly pointed his finger at a big tree where he was, and then He cast a Dark Sacrifice, causing a beam of dark energy to blast towards the original location!
Boom~! !
In a huge explosion, a big tree that could be hugged by several people was directly blown down by its roots. Then the towering tree, which was probably tens of meters high, fell between the man holding the crossbow and Under the stunned gaze of another man next to him, he slowly groaned and fell down?
Rumble, rumble...
'...'
'...'
The giant trees that shook the place roared and branches, leaves and grass clippings flew everywhere. After the gravel and dust were splashed in all directions, the two men who had been stunned for a long time quickly put away the weapons in their hands and stopped using them. He was facing a strange guy who was still squatting next to the small mound after casting the spell.
Because, they finally understood that the weirdo, the guy who claimed to be a mage, should not have any hostility towards the two of them, otherwise he could have hit them just now, so they still don't want to Is it better to humiliate yourself, or be a little nicer?
"H-hello?"
"My name is Van Helsing. I am a monster hunter from North America and a member of the Order of Holy Knights. This is my assistant Carl... strange mage, what are you doing?!"
After putting away his weapon, Van Helsing walked up to the other party and introduced himself with a somewhat embarrassed smile.
Although, in a sense, I should be able to deal with a wizard, but given that the other party had just expressed goodwill, and since he, Van Helsing, had not received any bounties related to the other party, he also had no idea who the other party was. He's not that kind of evil wizard, and coupled with the methods the other party showed just now... So, he thinks it's better for them to stay out of their own business now?
After all, they were going to the ancient town of Transylvania to perform their mission to deal with the vampire Dracula who had been entrenched there for many years. As for the seemingly powerful mage in front of them, he was definitely not Will easily provoke or make enemies.
"..."
"Don't you have eyes and can't you see what I'm doing?"
(●￣(??)￣●)
Tibbers was a little unhappy because the important work he was doing now was disturbed by these two male earth creatures in front of him! Therefore, it has even begun to consider now, should it eat the other party, or sacrifice the other party with a dark sacrifice?
'...'
'? ? '
The two men who groped over because they were passing by and saw the smoke looked at each other in confusion. They had no idea what the other wanted to express, and they had no idea what the other was doing squatting in front of such a small mound.
"..."
(???????????)
"Stay away, I'm killing these ants now!!"
＼(??｀????)/
A certain bear raised his head, and with his eyes full of golden flame energy, he glared fiercely at a certain male earth creature who was smiling mischievously and trying to get closer. After seeing that the other person was so frightened that he backed away again and again, he lowered his head again. , muttering something in his mouth, and as soon as he stretched out his fingers, he used magic to kill two large termites that were just crawling around the outside of the mound and trying to crawl away.
Then, its eyes hidden in the upright collar and mage hat couldn't help but bend slightly and narrowed. It must be in a good mood?
'! ! '
'What kind of witchcraft is that? Van Helsing, let's drive all night and try to get to the ancient town of Transylvania as soon as possible, right? '
Seeing the opponent's previous spell knocking down a big tree like a cannonball and making a big hole in the ground there, and then looking at the opponent's nervous behavior of burning ants with magic, the person next to Van Helsing The 'assistant' Karl pulled Van Helsing's back lapel and whispered to persuade him.
'Karl, don't worry! '
"Hello, Mr. Master, I just don't understand. What are you doing now?!"
Now that he has seen such a mage in front of him who behaves and even looks very strange, and since the other party does not have much hostility towards the two strangers, Van Helsing, who seems to be in no hurry to leave after running around for a day, ignores him. After listening to his partner's advice, he directly asked the other party.
Just now, he thought this small mound was some weird thing, but now look, it turned out to be a nest of termites that can swallow up dams, houses and high-rise buildings?
"..."
(￢??￢.)
Tibbers glanced at the other party and did not continue to speak, because he had to do what he thought was important.
"But……"
"Mr. Master, I don't understand. If you want, you can just burn this termite nest. There are endless numbers of them. Are you going to 'crush' them to death one by one?"
Van Helsing, who watched the other party use magic to accurately name and kill termites one by one, was very puzzled by this, because in his opinion, that kind of approach was very irrational, very... stupid?
It's just like he doesn't know how to shoot termites with a musket or a repeating crossbow. If he wants to eliminate that kind of thing, he can crush it to death with one finger, trample it with one foot or simply dig out the other party's nest. And put a fire in it?
"hey-hey……"
"You stupid mortals will never understand..."
(??????`??)??""
After raising his head and revealing the pair of evil and powerful energy pupils from the mage hat and cloak, Tibbers lowered his head again and continued to use his extraordinary evil power and dark sacrifice. Sacrifice those ants one by one.
actually,
Of course it knows that a fire or a powerful Dark Sacrifice move can completely blow up this ant nest to the ground, but that would be boring... How could Uncle Tibbers Bear, as smart as it, give up on this? What about a good opportunity to superimpose extraordinary evil power?
Although ants are very weak, no matter how small an ant is, it is still a living being. As long as it is sacrificed, the Shadow Bear's own power will be stronger! Some damn system, don't think it can't be helped by limiting Uncle Bear to level 1. Why doesn't the other party think about who Uncle Tibbers Bear has been hanging out with all these years?
Anyway, it has already planned that until it completely sacrifices this nest of termites, it, Uncle Tibbers Bear, will not go anywhere!
And now, the only thing that makes it feel a little regretful is that the ants don't seem to be able to bring it that kind of inexplicable experience, so that even with countless layers of evil power, it is still at level one?
But it doesn't matter, Uncle Tibbers Bear will definitely not mind such small things, just one level at a time. Nothing is more important now than killing this nest of ants. As long as he successfully eliminates them, Tibbers will Uncle Si Xiong's spell power is basically as strong as the sky!
At the beginning, it originally planned to find a human city, and then sacrifice all the stupid humans in it... However, it was afraid that some bad little master would suddenly come out to find it. It was in trouble, or it was settling its scores after the fall. Finally, after thinking about it, it had to choose the method of searching for small animals in the wild and casting dark sacrificial spells.
However, those little animals were lively and energetic, and Uncle Tibbers Bear was not a professional hunter. He couldn't find many of them in a day. In the end, he was forced to have no choice but to hunt them down under extremely accidental circumstances. Let it discover such a termite nest that looks like a small mound from the outside.
"All right……"
"Although I still don't understand, I just want you to be happy!"
He, Van Helsing, really didn't quite understand this little mage who didn't look like a child, but more like a dwarf, but he didn't want to interfere with the other party at will.
"..."
"It's getting late now. Can I borrow your fire and camp here with you tonight?"
"We have a lot of food with us, and we can give you some."
Feeling that he would have to drive a long way to reach his destination tomorrow, Van Helsing thought for a moment and thought it might be a good idea to hook up with such a kind-looking mage at night?
Because unlike his assistant, he did not think that the other party would have any ill intentions towards them. If there was any, the other party should have taken action just now, so he felt that camping here at night and resting for a night would be a good idea. Not a bad experience.
"up to you!"
"As long as you don't rush to kill these ants with me!"
(●￣(??)￣●)
Now Tibbers is engaged in an extremely great undertaking, fighting hard to eliminate this nest of ants! So, now whoever comes to compete with Uncle Bear for monsters will be destroyed by it! You know, it took a lot of effort to find this ant nest. This kind of thing is much more cost-effective than wiping out humans in a city!
Every time the Dark Sacrifice is performed, it can easily increase its spell strength by two points. How could it give up such a beautiful thing that is hard to find in the world? Although this kind of thing is indeed a bit boring and boring, it is not a big deal for it, which has been restrained in a teddy bear skin shell by its bad little owner all year round and carried in the palm of its hand. Almost used to it.
"..."
How can it be?
Van Helsing, who was unloading his equipment and gesturing to Karl to bring the two horses in the distance, opened his mouth, but in the end, he still didn't say anything... because I'm afraid he was the only one who was really crazy. Only then would you play that boring game of killing ants with the other party, right? !
"correct!"
"Dear Master, may I ask, what is your name? Can you tell us?"
If the other party is willing to tell him, Van Helsing thinks that maybe from today on, they will be friends?
Although the other party's identity is slightly flawed, such small things are not important! For someone like him who came from afar and was unfamiliar with the place, it would undoubtedly be much easier to do certain things if there was an acquaintance nearby.
"..."
(???????????)
"You can call me Mage Veigar, or you can call me Shadow Bear Tibbers!"
(●￣(??)￣●)
The other person is just a mortal, so in Tibbers' view, telling the other person his name is not a big deal.
"ah……"
"Okay, Lord Vega..."
Compared to Shadow Bear Tibbers or something like that, Van Helsing thinks that the name 'Mage Veigar' might make him feel a little more normal?
"We have jerky, potatoes, cheese and bread here. Would you like some?"
Looking at the distance, Karl had already brought their horses, bent down to pick up firewood and carefully placed it on the fire not far away, making the bonfire a little brighter so that the bonfire would not go out. Van Helsing turned his head and asked friendly.
"..."
(灬??????灁)
"I've eaten, no need!!"
??(ψ??????ˇ????)??
Tibbers, who had reached out to another dark priest, would not tell him that what he wanted to eat the most was the two humans from Earth!
However, thinking about the fact that he is now possessed by the evil little mage Vega, his appetite has become much smaller, and he no longer has the same bear belly as before. Moreover, he also remembers that he has eaten a small animal just now, and now he has no appetite. It didn't feel very hungry, so it resolutely rejected the other party's kindness.
"Oh well!"
"But we might make a pot of potato broth later, and we can talk over it tonight?"
I glanced at the other party and saw that the other party was still nervously refusing to deal with the termite nest. Then I looked at the gray sky in the distance and saw that it was going to get dark soon, and after a day of traveling, it was already dark. Van Helsing, who was exhausted both physically and mentally, said nothing more. After setting up the bonfire, he found a good seat and sat next to it comfortably.
"..."
??(ψ??????ˇ????)??
'The two thousand and nineteenth... the two thousand and twentieth...'
??(??>??
Thinking to himself, after successfully sacrificing two more ants, Tibus the Bear stretched himself proudly.
Although, this kind of work is a little tiring for the bear, but it feels that there is no way to superimpose the extraordinary evil power more easily than this, so it feels that it can at least squat next to the termite nest and work hard for a full night. ?
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