All in all, it was only a short week, and the black supercar of Natasha the Black Widow had to once again drive to the door of the house of a certain flower monk and monkey monkey.
"..."
Looking at the two small crooked-necked oak trees that had become bare in the other side's yard, and looking at the lush plants in other people's yards in the communities on both sides, Natasha took a deep breath and then She took off the sunglasses on her nose, with a dark face, and walked directly to the house of a guy who was waiting for her in front of the door with a smile.
"Amitabha……"
"Female donor Natasha, I heard the call of orioles on the branches this morning, but I didn't expect that you would come to me this afternoon and make the humble house shine. It's such an honor~!"
Although the other party didn't know why he had a stinky face, Tang Xiaoseng still welcomed him in with a playful smile, and gently closed the door while looking at the other party with a smile.
"I said……"
"You two, what is going on outside? Can't you be more honest?!"
After coming in, Natasha did not sit down, but directly hugged her arms to cover up the turbulence on her chest. After blocking the lewd glances of two guys, she squinted slightly and looked at the living room of the house. The two people inside asked.
"Female donor, what does this mean?"
Tang Xiaoseng looked at his Uncle Monkey and found that he was also confused before he asked.
"You still have the nerve to ask?"
"Hasn't the Bear Shield Bureau paid you a salary? Why are you pulling branches to make money again? Do you know that you have been complained by people in your community again? They all say that the greening of your home is very poor. They have also been maliciously destroying trees, which seriously affects their mood when they go to work in the morning!!"
Pointing to the two crooked-necked oak trees outside the window with only double-digit leaves and some buds left, Natasha covered her curly forehead with a headache. She no longer knew what to do. Let’s talk about the two guys in front of me who have refused to change despite repeated admonitions.
"Amitabha! Good, good, good..."
Looking out the window and seeing the two bare trees, Tang Xiaoseng was stunned. Then he clasped his hands and closed his eyes, recited a Buddhist chant loudly, and began to pretend to be deaf and dumb.
He said that the matter had nothing to do with him, because the tree was indeed not caused by Tang Xiaoseng. He was innocent. If anything happened, just go to his Uncle Monkey. He really didn't know... ...Or, at best, it’s just a crime of not reporting what you knew?
"!!"
"Wuna Fanbangguisun!"
"My grandson pulled his own tree branches, what did he do to them? When he was complained for pulling his own tree, my grandson knew that he was wrong and accepted it. But now, my grandson pulls his own tree, and they still complain, what kind of thing is that? The truth?!"
"The trees in my old Sun family just like to be so bald. My old master is also a bald man. They like to look at it, but if they don't look at it, get out!!"
Hearing that the foreign girl in front of her, Natasha, was in trouble for this kind of thing, a certain Monkey Monkey Monkey King threw away the remote control, completely ignoring the fact that it fell to the ground and the battery collapsed. , jumped up from the sofa, just shirtless and wearing a pair of beach shorts, pointing at the sky and the ground and grinning.
To be honest, if it weren't for the recent financial stress and the fact that the money issued by the Bear Shield Bureau was too small to cover their expenses, or if it wasn't because he was too lazy to go out to pull branches sometimes, would he still be able to keep pulling on his own tree?
"okay!"
"Sun Dasheng, please stop talking. I came to you today not for this matter. Our bureau will send people to deal with the tree matter. Just pretend that I didn't say anything!"
Seeing that the other party was going to continue cursing, Natasha quickly reached out her hand to signal the other party to stop.
Because she did have other things to do here today. As for the two trees outside the door, she just mentioned them as an eyesore. Besides, the Bear Shield Bureau has already placed an order with the relevant departments, and there will be people from the landscaping company to be replaced tomorrow at the latest. By then, the two of them will just talk about it, and after that, the Bear Shield Bureau will continue to send people. It’s not a big deal anyway!
"snort!!"
After a certain monkey snorted coldly, he quickly jumped back on his sofa, then with his butt raised, he lay down under the sofa and found the two batteries that he had just scattered after throwing the remote control.
"oh?"
"Does the female benefactor Natasha have something else to do? Did she agree to Xiao Monk's previous invitation and plan to take some time to have dinner with Xiao Monk?"
If that's the case, then he will have to make good preparations later, such as checking to see if there is a suitable dress and getting his hair styled.
"..."
However, Natasha, who was about to get down to business, opened her mouth, but finally had to give up reluctantly, and instead looked up and down with a playful look at Hua Monk, who still wanted to invite her.
"Why did the female donor look at the young monk with such eyes? Is there something wrong with the young monk's face?"
Subconsciously touching his face, Tang Xiaoseng found that his face was still so handsome, and there was no dirt or lipstick stuck on it, so he asked in confusion.
"..."
"Our Bear Shield Bureau has statistics. In the more than ten days you have been on our earth, you have hooked up with no less than ten women, right?"
"To be honest, you'd better give up as soon as possible. I don't like flower monks like you at all!"
In Natasha's opinion, the guy in front of her was just like the former playboy Tony Stark! However, Tony Stark is still selective after all, and after having Pepper Potts, he has almost corrected his evil ways. How can he do whatever he wants with his strength like the one in front of him?
"In my opinion, a guy like you is like a wolf. When you are hungry, you will look for prey. When you are full, you will turn around and leave. You have never seriously considered other people's feelings, or you don't even seriously like them at all. But you don’t even know how to like someone?”
"Of course, you are that kind of incredible gods. We earthlings are just mortals. Maybe you think what you do is right. I don't necessarily think it's all wrong?"
Of course, Natasha felt that it was more likely that these so-called gods didn't care about the thoughts of ordinary earthly women like them? After all, she has seen the attitude of many powerful guys and the so-called superior 'gods' towards ordinary earthlings.
and,
If it weren't for work requirements, I'm afraid she, Natasha, wouldn't be willing to deal with such a flower monk, right?
"Amitabha, good, good, good~!"
"Female donor, you are not a young monk. How do you know that I don't have a young monk?"
Tang Xiaoseng asked back, as the saying goes, how can a fish know the happiness of a fish? You know, Tang Xiaoseng's thoughts are not even guessed by his mother. The woman in front of her just met him twice and then judged him based on some investigations. That is too arbitrary.
At least, you should get in touch with him and have in-depth communication before making any conclusions, right?
"No!"
"Sorry! I never believe there is a flower monk!"
Natasha shook her head firmly. Agents like them have extremely strong minds. Once they make their own judgments about some people and things and leave some kind of good or bad impression in their hearts, but It's hard to change again.
"I originally set my heart on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch..."
"That's all, Amitabha!"
"Female donor, since that's what you think, then let it go as you wish... I, the young monk, have gone upstairs to chant sutras first. I haven't finished my morning prayers yet, so I have to make up for myself now. Although the young monk has become a Buddha, No one dares to blame me whether I recite it or not, but if I am a monk for a day, I will always have to recite the sutra."
After staring at each other's firm eyes for a long time, Tang Xiaoseng thought for a while, then he could only smile and shake his head, without further explanation, he solemnly pronounced the Buddha's name and turned around to leave.
"etc!"
"I still have something to say!!"
Seeing that the other party was about to leave, and seeing the unspeakable expression on the back of the other party, it was Natasha's turn to be stunned. However, she quickly reacted and planned to call out to the other party.
It's like what she said. She came here today, but she really has something to ask of these two gods who know how to eat, drink and have fun in front of her. She can't let the other party leave like this.
"Needless to say, the young monk already knows the purpose of the female donor's visit. Since it is Auntie Anne's matter, it is my matter. Tomorrow, I will handle it with Uncle Monkey."
"Amitabha!"
After saying that, a certain handsome and somewhat evil young monk quickly disappeared from the stairs of the living room, apparently already going upstairs.
"..."
"Did I say something wrong just now?!"
She frowned, although she was a little unhappy that the other party used that mysterious mind-reading or other spell on her again, but after hesitating for a while, Natasha still turned her head towards someone who was actually watching Journey to the West. asked Sun Dasheng, who was recording the series and making judgments from time to time.
"..."
After a pause, a certain monkey who didn't want to talk at first thought about it and finally pressed the pause button on the remote control.
"Natasha the benefactor..."
"Why don't you think about it? If not, do you think that so many female goblins and women will fall in love with him wholeheartedly, and that he can hook up with so many 'goblins' so easily!?"
Sun Wukong looked at the black widow Natasha with a sneer, and soon carefully listened to the movement upstairs with his ears, and then continued in a lowered voice:
"I, Lao Sun, tell you, what you don't understand is actually you, a mortal with so much evil power! He originally wanted to save you, but you missed it..."
"Forget it, it's useless to tell you. I, my grandson, should just watch my grandson's TV series!"
A certain grandson stood up, but soon he sat back down and raised the remote control to press the play button.
"!!"
"He actually has a story? Can you tell me about it?"
After all, Natasha was still a little interested in gossip, especially gossip about gods, and she was the one whose judgment was wrong.
"..."
After a moment of hesitation, Sun Wukong's finger that was planning to press the play button still failed to press it, because Natasha had already sat next to him and stared at him with a look that made him feel bored, making him feel all over. Not even comfortable.
"Okay! I, Old Sun, will tell you, but you must not spread the word!!"
After giving instructions to the other party, a certain monkey began to sigh and remember.
"Before, many years ago, of course, what I, Old Sun, was talking about was not this world, but another world, before we went to learn the scriptures!"
"At that time, he had a childhood sweetheart named Bilian..."
"They grew up together. He is one year older than Bilian. In addition, he has been sensible since he was a child, and he always protects and takes care of the girl..."
"Slowly, the two of them have grown up, and they truly admire each other!"
"However, the two of them are destined to be inseparable after all... Some things are destined by God and cannot be changed! He is destined to learn Buddhist scriptures and become a Buddha, and she is also destined to be a mortal in this life and can only marry someone else! In There is no hope for her to become an immortal, she cannot escape from the mortal world, and no one can help her. Even the Lord Buddha will not save her, so what are you going to do?"
Having said this, a certain monkey sighed and shook his head.
Back then, if that little girl hadn't left us so early, maybe that little guy could have helped the little monk, right? However, in everything in the world, where are there so many ifs?
So in the end, the young monk had to go with the three brothers to get the Western Scripture, and Bilian finally had to marry the son of Xu Xian, the snake-calling guy, in accordance with the fate of his parents and the matchmaker! Every time he thinks about this, Sun Dasheng himself becomes very angry!
"..."
"Is it fake? If you like her, go find her!"
Frowning, it was obvious that Natasha had a different culture and could not understand such bloody things.
"Hey! Looking for it? How do you know you're not looking for it?"
"But when we come back from the scriptures, more than ten years have passed. Bilian has already become a woman, and her children can have soy sauce! When our master and disciples go to the West to meet the Tathagata and come back, another ten years have passed. The grass on her grave is almost three feet tall!"
Having said this, Sun Dasheng couldn't help but sigh with regret.
"Reincarnation is short. After turning into a handful of loess, even if we meet again, we will be strangers..."
"There is a difference between immortals and mortals. She is no longer his, and he is no longer the same person as before. After all, two hearts can never come together again. There is no more her under the Bodhisattva. There can only be care and affection. You can't force things, and you can't go back, so how can you find it?"
"Ha! I can't find it even if I try to look for it..."
"Can't find it..."
As he spoke, a certain monkey shook his head and sighed again.
He suddenly felt something, and finally understood what a little girl said back then... Thinking about it now, as the saying goes, weakness is the original sin. If you are not strong enough, then others will have the final say in everything in the world. In the end, he could only become a pawn.
Because, he suddenly remembered the happy and happy Pansi Immortal...
Originally, he and she were destined to have a predestined marriage, which was destined and 'arranged' by God. However, in the end, it was abruptly changed by a little girl... That is the benefit of power. , if you are powerful, you can indeed do whatever you want. Even the thief God and the gods and Buddhas in the sky dare not disobey that little girl! However, after understanding the cause and effect, he didn't know whether to thank the other party for saving him by accident, or whether to hate the other party for ruining his 'good thing'?
Maybe it’s more thanks?
After all, at least he still has his Jingjing, and at least he doesn't have to feel the pain and regret that others have woven for him in advance, and that's enough.
"..."
Natasha blinked, wondering why she was getting more and more confused the more she listened.
"Hey! I, Old Sun, advise you not to think about it. You mortals won't understand."
"Hurry up, leave your things and leave quickly. Since the little girl told me, Master Sun and my apprentice will definitely not dare to neglect it. You'd better not disturb me watching TV!"
Having said what should be said and what should not be said, a certain monkey began to press the remote control button while impatiently chasing people away.
"..."
Standing up silently, Natasha, who still didn't quite understand the weird thinking of these so-called gods, thought for a while, then looked in the direction of the stairs, and then silently handed over the two pieces she had been entrusted to bring. The rune stone was placed on the table, then he turned around and left with his sexy waist and butt under the tight clothes.
for a long time......
"Little monk! Uncle Monkey, I can only help you so far. Remember what you said, you are responsible for cooking this month!"
After confirming that the black supercar outside had driven far away, a certain monkey suddenly yelled at Tang Xiaoseng upstairs who had stopped chanting sutras.
"Amitabha......"
"Uncle Monkey, don't worry, Monk, don't worry!"
...
at the same time……
In the old battlecruiser Hyperion, in this chaotic storm zone at the nexus of time, space and planes, in this ship now renamed the School of Storms, a certain wretched Yodle is being tied up in all sorts of ways. On a steel pillar, no matter how hard it struggled, it couldn't get away.
At this time, a certain little girl Annie, Commander Jim Renault, and a certain couple were surrounding her with eager eyes, planning to persuade her to surrender in the end.
"Let me introduce myself first!"
"My name is Jim Raynor, and I am the commander of this Hyperion. The one who captured you here is Anne Hastur, the commander of all of us. You can teach her the queen or the head of state or something. She has many titles, so I won’t go into them! As for the two here, they are Paladin Renault Mograine and Holy Light Priest Sally Whitemane. You have met them."
"We are now engaged in a great cause, fighting to maintain world peace!"
"Your name is Timo. You are a Yodel scout captain from Bandle City. Am I right? You are very strong. How about it? Are you interested in joining our team and contributing to the peace of the world? ?”
Click! !
When Jim Raynor smiled and stretched out his hand, intending to untie the energy rope to show his sincerity, the other party suddenly stuck out his head and bit him hard?
Fortunately, he reacted quickly and narrowly retracted his hand, preventing him from being bitten.
"..."
"It seems like it doesn't intend to join us. Are we going to send it back to the world of Runeterra?"
After looking at each other with his sister Sally Whitemane, Renault Mograine smiled and looked at their cute little master.
Obviously, he could see that not everyone would give their cute master face, especially the Yodel in front of him who had been caught several times by the Bear Shield Bureau and was finally caught by their gang and bullying. Little Teemo?
"..."
(ಠ╭╮ಠ)
"Say it! Yodel, do you want to live or die?!"
↜(ψ*｀ー´)o☄
Little Annie, who had no time to slowly persuade the other party and had no intention of letting him go, suddenly walked up to the other party, stretched out her hand, grabbed a ball of fire and put it in front of the other party.
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