Zhiqa~~!
Bang!
As the brakes screeched, a black supercar stopped steadily on the curb of this community.
Then,
A very heroic-looking girl wearing a black leather jumpsuit with a belt around her waist, a gun holster and some small combat accessories, and a multi-purpose tool on her hand got out of the driver's seat. He came out and slammed his car door hard.
'...'
'...'
This kind of non-federal government personnel wearing uniforms and openly carrying guns quickly attracted the attention of many neighbors and passers-by. However, when they saw that the car logo was a ferocious steel bear head badge, they suddenly shifted. Out of sight, they continued to go about their business.
Because they knew from the black sports car with the badge as its logo that it must be the guardian of the earth, the personnel and vehicles of the Bear Shield Bureau that has gradually replaced the functions of the United Nations and performed the duties of the world's police. In today's world It is very common on the earth and does not need to surprise them too much.
"House number 0309..."
"That's right, it must be here!"
I looked at the slightly skewed house number, then looked at the two small trees in the other party's yard that were torn to pieces, and the neighbor's tree that had been stretched over because of its overgrown branches, but it had also suffered. The girl took off the sunglasses on the bridge of her nose, put them inside the tight clothes on her plump chest, twisted her graceful waist, and walked straight Walked towards the courtyard of this house.
That's right!
Today, one of the top executives of Bear Shield, Director Nick Fury’s right-hand man, Black Widow Natasha Romanoff, who is also a member of the Avengers and an elite agent, drove to this place alone. This wealthy community on the edge of Pelham Bay Park intends to carry out one of her missions!
Ding dong~!
Ding ding dong~! !
After confirming the house number again and making sure that she had not gone to the wrong place, Natasha, the black widow, walked to the door of the house and directly stretched out her hand and pressed the doorbell twice, then folded her arms and stood calmly. Wait patiently outside the door.
'Oh...'
'Who? Are you selling insurance? '
'The poor monk has told you many times that the master and the disciple are true Buddhas. Do you people from other countries understand what true Buddha means? We really don’t need that kind of accident insurance, nor do we need medical insurance, nor do we need to buy that kind of home invasion insurance! '
'No matter how chaotic your place in the Bronx is, I can guarantee that no one will dare to disturb the three-thirds of an acre of my land...'
A somewhat irritable and bored voice, obviously belonging to a young man, first came from the house and got closer and closer, and then soon, as the door was opened, a man wearing an ugly gray-brown monk's robe, holding a A young man with a shiny bald head and several rows of ring scars appeared in front of Natasha.
'! ! '
Bang! !
However, before Natasha could introduce herself, she only saw that the other party was stunned for a moment, and then quickly closed the door?
Fortunately, less than three seconds later, the other party quickly opened the wooden door. At this time, the other party had already put on a certain brand of casual clothes that looked very heroic and handsome?
"..."
Is it possible to change clothes so quickly? !
Seeing the other party's dress, and thinking about the short time between closing the door and opening the door again, Black Widow Natasha couldn't help but be a little stunned, wondering how the other party did this.
"!!"
"Hi~! This demon... this girl, hello, what do you want from us? Do you want to sell insurance? Stop talking and come in quickly. We have changed our minds. No matter what you sell, we Bought them all!!”
At this time,
After discovering that a certain 'insurance seller' standing outside the door was actually a charming female seductress, a certain monkey that turned into a human quickly rushed over and squeezed the certain person aside. Just as the bald man was about to speak, he eagerly greeted him first.
Moreover, there is something in what he just said, that is: even if the other party wants to sell herself, he will definitely buy it, because he is really not short of money! !
"Amitabha!"
"This female benefactor, a poor monk whose common name is Tang Xiaoseng and whose dharma name is Sanzang, is the second disciple of Tathagata Buddha. She was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi and was conferred the title of Zhantan Merit Buddha in Daleiyin Temple. She is currently single and may consider returning to secular life... I wonder what the purpose of this female benefactor is to come here to find a poor monk and her disciples?"
A certain monk who called himself Tang Sanzang silently and quietly squeezed away a troublesome Uncle Monkey who came over to him, and then he calmly pretended to be an eminent monk and spoke seriously.
Just now, when he saw that it was such an incredibly beautiful lady, and after taking a look at her perfect figure under the tight clothes, he got excited and quickly changed out of those clothes. The monk's robe is not suitable for the time...
Then, he thought of the etiquette he saw on TV, and quickly stepped forward to completely block his Uncle Monkey. While blocking the door, he also grabbed the other person's hand and gently held it. He kissed the back of the other person's hand.
'Good, good, good...'
To be honest, Tang Xiaoseng always felt that the etiquette of these barbarians was extremely vulgar!
As the saying goes, men and women are not allowed to kiss each other. How can they have this etiquette of kissing the back of the hand when a stranger meets a man or woman? This is really unreasonable and insulting to politeness!
but……
After all, it was to follow the local customs, so, ahem... Tang Xiaoseng had no choice but to reluctantly experience it a little bit. He couldn't let these foreign barbarians laugh at them, monks from the heavenly kingdom, who didn't know the etiquette, right?
"..."
what's the situation?
However, Black Widow Natasha, who had been stunned for a while, finally came back to her senses with great difficulty. The corners of her mouth twitched, her face darkened, and she snorted almost inaudibly in her nose, remaining calm. He withdrew his hand and rubbed it on the clothes behind him.
'! ? '
'Bald Donkey, what do you want to do? ! '
Discovering that a certain dead thief Tutu wanted to rob him, a certain monkey first pulled him in, then gritted his teeth and leaned into his ear and asked in a low voice:
'This is my food, please give it to me! ! '
'...'
'Uncle Monkey, don't force this poor monk to recite the tightening curse...'
'snort! '
'The tight spell is useless! This little girl and I, Lao Sun, see each other right, and there is no need to discuss the matter! '
'...'
'Then the young monk promises not to tell Aunt Jingjing about your nightclub visit...'
'! ! '
'you dare? ! '
'The young monk never tells lies...'
'Okay, okay! You damn thief is bald, so you are cruel! ! '
After agreeing in a few words, as a certain monkey turned around and returned to the living room to continue watching his TV, a certain bald young monk smiled kindly and stood gracefully next to the man who looked taller than himself. The fairies I have seen are even more like the fairies before me.
"..."
really!
After seeing the performance of the two people, Black Widow Natasha sighed secretly.
Because, from the reports and records of the two of them in the past few days, she can basically guess what kind of things these two guys are! And if they, the Bear Shield Bureau, had known that the other party was a guy with this kind of virtue, I am afraid that she should have been the one to take action during the first contact a few days ago! But, it seems like it’s not too late to replace her now?
After all, she, the Black Widow, is very good at dealing with this kind of guy, even if the opponent has some kind of powerful ability. She has already experienced hundreds of battles.
"I'm talking about this handsome guy!"
"Are you just going to stop at the door and not let me go in first?"
Natasha was not here to sell insurance, and she believed that the other party should have figured it out a long time ago, so she did not explain, she just held her arms and looked at the teasing monk in front of her who looked too 'coquettish' road.
Yes, Natasha had seen many men of all kinds, but this was the first time she had seen a man like this young man with a hint of "coquettish" aura in front of her! An average woman must not be able to resist a guy like this easily, right? But it's a pity that she, Natasha, is not an ordinary woman. She is very disgusted with such a naughty boy, and is very disgusted with this kind of man who is more 'feminine' than a woman! !
"Amitabha!"
"The young monk is rude. This female donor, please come in!"
Smiling slightly, Tang Xiaoseng proclaimed the Buddha's name, then took a step back and gave way. He just watched the other party twisting his tight big ass and walked in step by step, and allowed the other party to start renting in their building. Not many days later, I wandered around the living room of the house and looked around.
At this time, in addition to the opponent's butt and graceful figure, the weapons on the opponent's waist, the daggers in the shoe covers, the short blades on the gloves, and those small objects of unknown purpose hidden in the hair, all kinds of seemingly Tang Xiaoseng has already seen this vicious murder weapon! However, whether it is Tang Xiaoseng himself or a monkey pretending to watch TV, they are not ordinary people who have no power to restrain monsters, so they will definitely not care about such insignificant details.
'Hello! '
'Little monk! Isn't it bad to let her in without asking her questions clearly? And this one is alone...'
Taking advantage of the other party's opportunity to look around their house, and the moment a certain thief walked past the sofa, a certain monkey grabbed the other party's sleeve and pulled it to him.
'Amitabha…...'
'Uncle Monkey, you are worrying too much! It’s not like you don’t know who Xiao Monk is, let alone a fake goblin, even if she is a real goblin, there are plenty of ways for me to subdue her! Go quickly! Go out and try to buy something delicious to eat and drink, and remember, it has to be decent! '
'Maybe, we want to keep her for a meal later? '
After slapping the opponent's monkey's paw away, Tang Xiaoseng retorted to his monkey uncle with a smile, and commanded the opponent arrogantly to prevent the other party from ruining his good deeds.
After all, a man and a woman are indeed alone, but two men and a woman are not, so a dead monkey with no wink is obviously superfluous.
'! ! '
'Why? After you have finished taking the scriptures, how dare you, this young man, come to summon me? Don’t go! Don’t go! ! '
'You really don't want to go? '
'I won't even go to death! ! '
'...'
Seeing that the other party just gave up and lay down on the large sofa without even sitting up, and pretended to scratch the soles of his feet and watch TV, Tang Xiaoseng had no choice but to think about the other things in the refrigerator besides bread and frozen steamed buns. There really was nothing else, not even tea fruit, so he could only grit his teeth and plan to go over and talk to the other party first.
"..."
"Ha! You two, your place is really unique..."
After looking around, Natasha shook her head, then sat down at the small coffee table in front of her without treating herself like an outsider, and then said to a little bald man who couldn't wait to sit opposite her.
Of course, the 'chic' thing is all her excuse, because the place where two men live looks messy and extremely dirty. The floor seems to have not been mopped for several days, and there are all kinds of food on the coffee table. Leftover fast food boxes were scattered everywhere, and if it hadn't been for the mission, she might not have come here. How could this be considered 'unique'?
"Amitabha……"
"I don't know who this beautiful lady is from. What's the point of being here in this humble house this year?"
Tang Xiaoseng proclaimed the Buddha's name, then squinted at the other person's figure and face that was full of evil, murderous and demonic aura, and sighed secretly!
Obviously, this kind of monster that brings harm to the world must be the target that Tang Xiaoseng must conquer and influence! His little monk said: "If I don't go to hell, who will?" Therefore, Du Hua, a goblin like Du Hua who is destined to bring disaster to the world and cause endless killings, still dare not bother his Uncle Monkey to handle it.
"!!"
How dare you ask your age?
You know, her age is one of the highest-level secrets of the Bear Shield Bureau, and her age is also taboo for Natasha, the Black Widow!
Therefore, her eyelids couldn't help but twitch. After her low favorability towards the other party plummeted to the bottom, she took a deep breath and felt that it was better not to talk too much with the charming bald head in front of her today. Or is it better to go directly to the topic?
"Okay, no more nonsense!"
"I'm not selling insurance, and you're not ordinary people either. Let's just be honest today! But before that, I think you might know this person, right?"
Natasha glanced at the person lying on the sofa a few meters away, pretending to watch TV, but her peripheral vision was always directed towards the number two target who couldn't help but look at her. Then, she suddenly stretched out her hand from a slot on her buttocks. He took out a small photo, put it gently on the table, and pushed it in front of the little bald man who seemed to be the leader.
"!!"
"Is it that little brat?!"
Sun Wukong suddenly sat up from the sofa and said bitterly with gritted teeth! Obviously, he recognized the other person and didn't like the little girl in the photo very much! !
"Amitabha……"
"I wonder what the relationship is between this female donor and Aunt Anne in the photo? Where is she now?"
After being stunned for a moment, Tang Xiaoseng used a Buddhist chant to slightly cover up the surprise and confusion in his heart.
He did recognize the little girl in the photo. Of course, in terms of seniority, the relationship between him and her should be called aunt... However, when he was a child, he started to learn to speak and had extraordinary talents. When Zhendi started to remember things, he would call each other sister or aunt more often.
"very good!"
"It's good to know each other!"
Natasha nodded, but she did not tell the other party about her relationship with the little guy and where he was now, because even she didn't know the latter question.
"Let me introduce myself first: My name is Natasha Romanoff, and I am an agent of the Bear Shield Bureau. You must have heard of our Bear Shield Bureau, right? Two days ago, my two colleagues tried to contact I passed you, but you ran away!"
"That's why I came here today!"
After saying that, Natasha raised her eyes and glanced at the middle-aged man who came over and seemed a little unhappy, because she had no idea why he was so disgusted with their little guy, and This bald guy here has a different attitude?
"I, Old Sun, need to correct me! We didn't run away at that time, we just didn't want to conflict with you people in the government..."
"snort!"
After saying that, a certain monkey glanced at the photo again and noticed the hateful smile that was still fresh in his memory. After realizing that he had indeed made the mistake, he snorted coldly.
"Similarly, we don't want to conflict with you!"
"But maybe you don't know yet, right? This little girl is one of the top executives and founders of our Bear Shield Bureau. Maybe, we may be a family?"
Natasha tapped her fingers twice on the table where the photo was, and patiently spoke in the other party's oriental grammar.
"!!"
"You are Aunt Anne's subordinates? That's great. Of course we are a family, can we not be a family? Sister, we must have a good chat today!"
After the initial shock, Tang Xiaoseng quickly returned to his previous careless look, stood up hurriedly, and then sat directly next to the other person without noticing anything, just next to the other person's arm. Sit down.
"Tsk!"
This bastard is bald! !
A certain monkey had a dark face and sat directly on the other person's vacant seat. He planned to sit here and listen to what the female goblin had to say for a while.
"..."
Glancing at a young lady on a snake-shooting stick, Natasha grinned, then moved her seat calmly. Because what she likes more is the kind of muscular hunk, such as Captain America or the Hulk, not the cream boy around her who has fairer and more delicate skin than hers! !
"Tell me about it!"
"Who are you? Where do you come from? I need to understand your origins first!"
Now that certain topics have been discussed, and since it is confirmed that the other party is indeed not an enemy, and there may be some connection, Natasha calmly pressed a button on the multi-purpose tool on her left wrist and opened it. After picking up the recording instrument, he began to ask.
"Amitabha……"
"Female donor, didn't the young monk just say that?!"
"??"
"what did you say?"
"The poor monk's common name is Tang Xiaoseng. He came from the Eastern Song Dynasty. His dharma name is Sanzang, also called Tang Sanzang! He is the second disciple of Tathagata Buddha. He is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. After going to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures, he went to the Great Leiyin Temple was awarded the title of Zhantan Merit Buddha, and he is still single..."
"As for the sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked man opposite the female benefactor, his Buddhist name is Sun Wukong, let alone the lay name! He used to be a small official who herded horses in the heaven, but now he is a bad disciple of a poor monk, and he has taken advantage of the poor monk. , was awarded the title of Buddha of Fighting and Victory... But the female benefactor did not need to worry about him, because he was already married, and there was also a lady from Hedong Lion Roar in the family, who was the second disciple of Pansi Immortal. She was extremely powerful and extremely powerful. Don’t mess with me!”
Tang Xiaoseng completely ignored the terrifyingly dark complexion of a certain monkey, and directly said everything that should be said and what should not be said, and he didn't give any face at all?
"..."
"Do you think I haven't read "Journey to the West"? Tang Sanzang is obviously from the Tang Dynasty, shouldn't it come from the 'Eastern Land of the Tang Dynasty'?"
Regardless of whether what the other party said was true or false, Natasha firmly believed that the description in "Journey to the West" she read was that Tang Sanzang was indeed from the Tang Dynasty, and she would not believe the inexplicable things that the other party made up casually. Words!
Not only Tang Sanzang, but also Sun Wukong. Do you really think she, the black widow, is easy to fool? !
"Amitabha……"
"The female donor misunderstood! The young monk has also read "Journey to the West" in the past two days. However, the young monk dares to use the name of Buddha to guarantee that the Tang Monk written in that book does not look like the young monk at all! Moreover, those female fairies also Not as bad as what’s written in the book?”
"Also, the white-bone spirit girl is very gentle. If he dares to hit his wild monkey, let alone three times, if he hits the poor monk once, he dares to have sex with him several times. Do you really think that the poor monk's Zen staff is just a decoration?! "
"The same goes for those seven spider-spirited girls. Don't you hear: On the March day, the fairy wind blows down Suchanjuan. The powdery flowers are stained with sweat, and the dust stains the moth eyebrows and willows with smoke. The green sleeves hang low to cage the jade bamboo shoots, The skirt is slanted and the golden lotus is exposed. After a few kicks, the beauty is weak, and the hair is fluffy and the bun is tilted?"
"Little monk, I miss you very much..."
"Also! The Scorpion Spirit and the King of the Western Liang Kingdom are good friends. The poor monk has the most say on this matter, but what kind of nonsense is written in the book?"
Tang Xiaoseng started to protest unabashedly, and began to feel grievances for himself and his close friends, the goblins.
"but……"
"The descriptions of the second uncle Zhu and the third uncle Sha are the most accurate. The dead pig is surprisingly lazy, and the third uncle, the bald thief, is also good at sneaking around all day long. The poor monk accidentally got caught by monsters several times. Not only did he Instead of saving him, he turned around and ran away?"
“This is really unreasonable!!”
"correct!"
"One last correction: the poor monk is actually riding not a white dragon horse, but the little donkey that sits under the throne of my ancestor Pansi. She is a female and a goblin! However, she has not come with us yet. Come to your foreign land..."
In one breath, Tang Xiaoseng said so much in front of the stunned Bear Shield agent Natasha. Of course, given the unsightly look on the face of Uncle Monkey sitting across from him, he didn't dare to say something scandalous about him, such as seducing his sister-in-law, Princess Iron Fan?
"..."
"You think I'll believe it?"
Seeing that the other party was boasting about a lot of inexplicable things, and it didn't sound like he was telling the truth at all, Natasha's originally professional smile suddenly dropped. Because, she felt that both what the agents of the Bear Shield Bureau investigated and what she was asking now were all fake!
"Amitabha……"
"What the young monk just said is true, why doesn't the female donor believe it?"
After sighing helplessly, Tang Xiaoseng didn't understand. He had obviously been honest with him, but why didn't the other party believe him? Sure enough, the ancients did not deceive him. This is exactly in line with the saying "He originally set his heart on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch"!
"As far as we know, the myths and legends in "Journey to the West" are all completely fictitious, and the gods and demons in it have never appeared..."
Natasha looked at the two dishonest guys in front of her with a sneer, and began to think of countermeasures. She felt that she had to find a way to make them confess honestly.
"Amitabha….."
"The Thor in the Avengers of your Bear Shield bureau, isn't he also a figure in mythology? Why can he appear but I can't?"
"!!"
"You actually know him. It seems you know a lot about us recently, right?"
Natasha was a little surprised, and suddenly speechless...
"certainly!"
"The poor monk is not very talented, but he is very good at reading minds! Therefore, the poor monk already knows roughly what the female donor is thinking!"
If he couldn't read minds, how could he, Tang Xiaoseng, hook up with so many fairies and become 'good teachers and helpful friends' with so many goddesses, fairies and monsters?
"!!"
Uh-huh!
"You actually have the telepathy ability of Professor X?!"
This time, Natasha was quite frightened. She thought that the little bald man in front of her was like the old bald man of Professor With the ability to deprive and control other people's thoughts and at the same time control other people's ability to move, she stood up directly and took several steps back in fright.
If the other party really has that kind of ability similar to Professor Of course, what is even more frightening is that she is afraid that the other party will control her because of this, and that is the most fatal thing!
Sure enough, what that little girl Annie said before is indeed true. No one with a bald head is a good person, whether it is Professor
"Good, good, good..."
"Female donor, don't be nervous. The poor monk really doesn't mean any harm, and the poor monk is really Tang Seng...or can we say Song Song? Also, the poor monk's mind-reading skills are not as good as you think..."
"That's all, verbal explanations are feeble after all. Uncle Monkey, you'd better show it to her in a different way, otherwise she won't believe it!"
He had no choice but to explain a few words. Seeing that the vigilance on the other party's face became more and more intense, and that he was about to fight with them, Tang Xiaoseng had no choice but to turn his head to the opposite seat and sit there watching the show without saying anything. Said a certain monkey who spoke out.
"Why?"
"You can't change yourself?!"
A certain monkey seemed reluctant to be commanded by a certain thief, so he seemed a little hesitant.
"Amitabha!"
"The little monk looked like this when he was born. Uncle Monkey, how do you want the little monk to change?!"
"..."
"Okay, okay! I'm scared of you!!"
puff!
Thinking about it, it seemed so, and seeing that the woman was indeed a little too nervous, Sun Dasheng, who wanted to lighten the atmosphere a little, thought for a while, then sighed helplessly and stood up.
"The Great Sage Monkey King and Sun Wukong who defeated the Buddha are here!!"
"How about it, little lady Natasha, does my grandson look majestic and domineering?!"
Soon, someone suddenly transformed into a Monkey King, who was about two meters tall, wearing golden chainmail armor, a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, walking on lotus root silk, and holding a Ruyi golden hoop in his hand. He appeared in the living room of this house, and the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in his hand just lightly hit the ground, and easily dug a deep cracked hole in the thick wooden floor.
"this……"
"What are you doing?!"
Seeing the change in the other party, Natasha, who had hesitated to take out her weapon and exit first, was completely shocked. Then, she stared dumbfounded at the middle-aged man who looked like a monkey with a stool and the man who slowly appeared. The little bald man was wearing the difficult-to-wear gray-brown monk's robe.
"..."
"You...are you really the characters in the mythical story "Journey to the West"?!"
For a long time, after Natasha, who was not an ordinary person and understood many mysteries of this world, thought about gods such as Thor from their Bear Shield Bureau and the legendary Odin, she suddenly felt that now A mission from another fairy tale seems to be unacceptable?
"Replace it if it's fake!"
"Female donor, can we sit down and continue talking properly? This is not the first time you have seen a god, so why can't you just treat the god of thunder and talk to the monk with a normal heart?"
"..."
"Then how did you come to us? Why have we never found any trace of you before?"
"Amitabha! This matter is hard to explain..."
"To be precise, we are not from this world. The four masters and disciples like me entered this place by mistake because of God's instructions!"
"Enter by mistake?"
"How did it come? A spaceship? Or a spell? Or a portal?!"
Natasha, who walked slowly over, suddenly asked expectantly, because she felt that she had discovered some secrets that SHIELD had always wanted to understand why these people appeared in their world! Probably, that will help them resolve their current predicament and be able to deal with the increasingly chaotic situation?
"neither!"
"what is that?"
"My own little monk, in the blink of an eye, the four young monks, master and disciple discovered that we have arrived in this world for no reason..."
"really do not know……"
"I really don't know, Buddha can testify!"
"..."
"Is he really Sun Wukong?"
"Female donor, can he deceive people with his monkey likeness?"
"Then can you change seventy-two? Have you really been suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years?!"
"!!"
"Go away! I, Old Sun, have no time to care about you!"
"The female donor has already said that it is better to have no books than to believe in books. He was not surrendered by Buddha, but was turned into thick water by Sister Guanyin's Yangzhi Jade Purifying Vase!"
"And Guanyin?!"
"..."
Finally, after gaining mutual trust, Natasha sat down again, and communicated closely with the legendary Monkey King Monkey King and Tang Sanzang.
After chatting for a full hour, Natasha completely understood what she wanted to know, and a somewhat satisfied Natasha gently gently kissed a certain thief monk who had sat next to her at some point and put his arm around her waist. Pushed aside and stood up from his seat.
"Okay, you two!"
"I have taken note of your words. Since you are indeed decent people and not dangerous, I will report your information and get you a new ID card as soon as possible! At that time, you will No more using spells to confuse others!”
"besides!"
"Please stop picking leaves and turning them into money to deceive people... Haven't you noticed? The tree in your yard and the one in your neighbor's house are all about to be picked by you. Others I have complained to the community several times!”
Before she was about to leave, Natasha told her about the report she had seen before, as well as some things that needed their attention.
"!!"
"Amitabha, so good, so good..."
"Female donor, you actually found out about such a trivial matter?!"
"Hey! Damn monkey! Uncle Monkey~! As the saying goes, if the rabbit doesn't eat the grass beside the nest, can't you find another place to pick it?!"
Natasha was shocked when she heard that the two of them used leaves to turn money into money. Tang Xiaoseng, who was still smiling at first, immediately changed his expression, and then looked at someone who was doing something unreasonable with a pained expression. The monkey yelled angrily.
You know, these two are true Buddhas!
The scandal of two real Buddhas turning leaves into banknotes was actually known to the female goblin from the foreign country in front of them, and it seemed to have been recorded in the database of the other party's government Xiongdun Bureau. What if this kind of thing was spread out in the future? How could it happen? !
"My grandson is a monkey, not a rabbit!!"
"Bald thief, I am your uncle monkey, don't bark like monkeys all day long, no matter how big or small! If you have the ability, you can change the money yourself, don't spend my grandson's money!!"
Turning his head to look outside the yard, he found that the two trees in the yard were indeed bald. A certain monkey blushed for a rare moment. However, fortunately, his face remained red after turning into a monkey. , plus it was covered by thick hair, so he quickly forgot about that little thing.
"you!!"
"Good, good, good..."
"Female donor, I made you laugh. It is a sin for the poor monk to be lax in his teachings..."
Thinking that he had indeed spent the other party's money these days, Tang Xiaoseng, who seemed to be a bit unreasonable, could only pronounce the Buddha's name in embarrassment. After forgiving himself for his evil deeds in his heart, he smiled apologetically and looked at that person. A slightly unexpected female benefactor.
"..."
"Forget it! Let your matter be settled. Our Bear Shield Bureau has no way to send you back for the time being. You can continue to live here during this period! But remember, don't use your abilities to hurt others at will. And don’t change money randomly anymore, we will pay you your salary every month!”
"Of course, you can find a job yourself if you want?"
In fact, Natasha has no objection to these people changing money. However, the time for the other party to change money is really too short. It can be as short as two or three days, and in most cases, it can be revealed in less than a week. Those stores and banks have always thought that it was a scam. Got robbed!
Then, the matter began to be reported layer by layer, and finally a case was filed in the Bear Shield Bureau. If they hadn't combined the investigation in the end and came to the truth, they, the Bear Shield Bureau, would have almost thought that there was something strange. The human race is using that hateful mutant ability to cause trouble!
"Amitabha……"
Tang Xiaoseng was noncommittal and did not dare to agree to the other party, because it was easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it was difficult to go from luxury to frugality. How could they, who were used to spending money and spending money, change easily in this colorful world?
"Female donor, I wonder if I can reward you by going out with the young monk for dinner?"
Seeing that they had finished their business and saw that the two of them had a pleasant conversation before, Tang Xiaoseng felt that their relationship could take a further step?
"..."
"It seems that our agent's comments about you, a monk, are indeed correct. Do you really want to pick me up?"
Natasha laughed wildly, making a certain monk's eyes almost pop.
"Amitabha……"
Tang Xiaoseng, who was secretly secretly chanting the Buddha's name in a low voice, began to think about where to go later.
"but……"
"Maybe you don't know yet? When I went on missions before, I killed many men like you quietly, so they were all called Black Widows. None of the men who fell into my hands met a good end. Yes! How about it, bald guy, do you still want to tease me now?"
With a sweet smile, Natasha took two steps forward, stretched out her hand to touch the other person's cheek, which was smoother and more delicate than her own, and then teased the other person while suppressing the inexplicable feeling in her heart.
"Good, good, good..."
"Female donor, please rest assured. The young monk has attained Bodhi after studying scriptures in the West. He has a body that is indestructible and invincible from all evil. He has also been awarded the title of Sandalwood Merit Buddha due to his profound merits. I am afraid that there is nothing he can do about it with the mere appearance of a shackle. Little monk!!”
What about Black Widow?
In Tang Xiaoseng's world, as long as they are fairies, he will surrender them all! As long as it is a fairy, there is nothing he cannot conquer, so he is very confident! !
"!!"
"You are the husband!!"
Due to professional needs, Natasha, who has an in-depth study of Eastern culture, spat at the opponent, then pushed away for two steps. After a long time, she could not resist taking out a gun and trying to shoot the opponent in the head. , after seeing whether the opponent's indestructible body was a fake impulse, he decided that it would be better to leave here as soon as possible?
Because she is Natasha Romanoff, she is the Black Widow, she is the most powerful elite agent of Bear Shield, and she is also an Avenger, so there is no doubt that agents like them can control their emotions. One of the most basic skills.
"..."
"Goodbye you two, remember what I just said. As long as you don't act recklessly, our Bear Shield Bureau won't make things too difficult for you. Let's leave it like this for now..."
call!
After saying that, she breathed a sigh of relief and once again cast a big wink at a certain bald cream monk, Natasha turned around and walked towards the door.
"Amitabha, so good, so good..."
Looking at the other person's back, looking at the other person's perfect figure under the tight leather jacket, and then unconsciously glanced at the other person's buttocks and locked them, Tang Xiaoseng opened his mouth, but in the end he did not say anything to retain the other person. It was just a low-pitched pronouncement of the Buddha's name.
"Tsk tsk!"
"Xiao Monk, it seems that that chick doesn't like pretty boys like you very much! What, do you need Uncle Monkey's help to capture her?"
A certain monkey who was holding a remote control and turned back into a human to watch TV. After hearing the roar of a car engine coming from outside and getting farther and farther away, he turned around and used that obscene sound, The look in his eyes that only a man could understand was teasing.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, the future is long!"
"Amitabha……"
It's not a good thing to act too hastily. Besides, after knowing that the other party is from the Bear Shield Bureau, knowing that the other party is related to his Auntie Anne, and knowing their contact information, is he still afraid of not having a chance?
"..."
"Uncle Monkey, the little monk is a little hungry. Should we find something to offer to the Five Zang Temple?"
Although it is easy to starve to death without eating, if there is a delicious meal to eat, he, Tang Xiaoseng, will definitely not refuse it!
Moreover, he does not picky eaters, does not avoid fishy fishy, does not quit alcohol, what to eat, as long as it is delicious dish, he is not taboo, and he is definitely good to serve. Eat fast!
Because, even in fruits and rice noodles, there are countless life, and even the air in the air has countless bacteria or viruses. Isn't they life? 'One flower and one world, one leaf and one bodhi' is not just thinking.
so,
That so -called abstain from eating food is completely deceiving by self -deception. It is destined to prove Bodhi ... After all, to cultivate the mind before cultivating the Buddha, and even the intention of your own desire to restrain, it is destined to be perfect. Of course, this is a Buddha of his Tang monk. What others think, he can't control it!
"!!"
"My old grandson is not free now, wouldn't you call or use a smartphone to order takeaway first?!"
Sun Dasheng, who was lying back to the sofa, didn't want to move now. He just wants to watch TV at home today, and he doesn't go anywhere!
"But……"
"The little monk has no money anymore ..."
"Tsk!"
"Okay, you first call to order meals, and then go to the old grandson to pull a few branches outside, and then we have money!"
It is impossible not to pull the branches, and it is even more impossible to find a job. He has become a Buddha. It is impossible for this monkey to find a job ... So now, his Sun Dasheng feels that according to the current state of their teachers and apprentices Before the salary of the Xiong Dun Bureau, it seems that only by using the leaves to change money by spells, can we maintain the basic life?
"this……"
"But just the lady of the government's house, the female leader who came from the bear shield bureau hadn't said it, wouldn't let us get the branches of our yard and next door?"
Obviously, Tang Xiaoshi who heard his uncle's death did not change his death and wanted to pull the branches to change money a little hesitant, because if that kind of thing was not discovered, even if you were known, you still know it and go to go and go. Is it a bit not good to pull the leaves?
Although it is most troublesome to change money with leaves ... but if it is changed to toilet paper, it does not seem to be unacceptable?
"!!"
"What about her old grandson's branches of their own trees?!"
"Amitabha……"
"Uncle Monkey is reasonable! But, our leaves are also very sudden now, and if you pull it down, there will be only branches ..."
"Then pull the neighbor's house!"
"..."
"Uncle Monkey, they have complained many times ..."
"rest assured!"
"It's a big deal, the old grandson went to the park in the northeast, and there should be no one to complain about my old grandson!"
"Good, good, good..."
"That's it, just say it! The little monk, but I have to order a luxurious meal! Except for the burgers grilled chicken and fries, what else do you want?"
Seeing the proper discussion, Tang Xiaoshi immediately picked up the microphone and pressed the number he was already familiar with.
The mortal in this world has become increasingly incredible. He found that they are almost omnipotent to enter the earth and the sea. Isn't this? Even the tall eyes and smooth ears that can only be used in the Great Song Dynasty can be used to popularize every family now!
"let me see……"
"Otherwise, let's have a few more cakes!"
"What big cake?"
"That is the kind of fleshy bodhisattva, there must be a bodhisattva with beef stuffing!"
"Amitabha! Good! Good!"
"Uncle Monkey, the monk must correct you, that is not the bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva cannot eat, the one we have eaten several times is called pizza ..."
"..."
"Okay! Know that it means that it means, your little thief bald is really noisy !!"
"..."
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